the last one in the second row

9

names get carved in the red oak tree
of the ones who stay and the ones who leave

Sterek Hogwarts AU

“Stiles are you sure about that last petal?” Scott crouched under the table.

“Nope” stiles answered, sweat dripping down his forehead, hand shaking over the bubbling cauldron.

“Maybe you should ask Harris?”

“Maybe you should own up to that Gryffindor tie and help me” Stiles hissed back at him.

“Or Derek?” Scott whispered making Stiles jump.

“Why him?!”

“He’s looking this way like he wants to help us” Scott nodded his head towards the table to the left where Lehey and Hale were working on their cauldron.

“He is?!”

Was the last thing the class heard before the petal slipped from Stiles’s fingers and into the cauldron. started sizzling in exactly 0.2 seconds and exploding into green slime over the entire 3 rows surrounding it.

One good thing that came out of this entire failure was that Derek Hale was the first one to run up to Stiles and help him clear the slime out of his face, while holding him in his other arm to his chest.

Stiles dreamed about those arms for the next week.

because @mad-madam-m posted domestic prompts and #14 just spoke to me.


The footage is shaky, veering wildly between a pile of unopened moving boxes and Derek’s unamused face.

“Don’t you dare,” Derek warns. The camera zooms out from his glare to show that he’s shirtless and framed by the doorway of a bare kitchen. His arms are crossed and there’s a barely visible scrap of orange and blue cloth peeking out from under his arm. The rest of it is clenched in his fist.

“I won’t laugh, I swear.” Stiles’ voice, coming from somewhere off camera. He doesn’t sound convincing. When Derek just glares: “I’m serious. Scout’s honor.”

“You were never a boy scout,” Derek mutters, but it’s mild, and he’s already pulling on the shirt.

And the shirt. Well.

On camera, Derek glares, lifts both hands up in a gesture that says, See?

Stiles lasts for only two seconds before cracking up. “Oh my god. Der. It’s so much worse than I remember.”

The shirt would have been small on Derek a few years ago. Now, it’s just ridiculous. It rides up on the bottom, exposing a good inch of stomach. The buttons at the neckline gap. More than one looks ready to pop off under the slightest stress. By the way Derek tries and fails three times in a row to cross his arms in front of his chest, it’s obviously a strain just to move in it.

The fact that the shirt’s ugly as hell doesn’t help.

The footage shakes again, then focuses on a tile floor as Stiles howls off screen. “You look like the hulk! Even your muscles have muscles.”

Derek grumbles something unintelligible. Then, to the tune of more laughter, there’s a loud rip.

“Oh for the love of– I can’t– Stiles. Help me get this thing off.”

“Oh I’ll help you get it off, buddy. Don’t you– hey!”

There’s a loud squawk and clatter as the camera falls to the floor. The last thing to be seen is an upside-down image of Derek stalking down the hall, Stiles draped inelegantly over his shoulder. Their laughter follows them, fading out until there’s nothing left but the hum of a new fridge.

have you ever been in love? - reggie mantle

word count: 2.328 (oops)

warnings: swearing, i mention death like once

plot: a quiz about love makes reggie think about you

a/n: plot was inspired by this . i wanted to write something short and cute and now it’s 3am and i wrote this long ass thing

part 2


“Alright, class,” The teacher spoke up, grabbing everyone’s attention. “Hence today is Valentine’s Day, I thought I’d give you all a short, small quiz!”

The announcement was met with a collective groan.

“It’s not that kind of quiz.” The teacher began handing out papers, a smile on their face. “It’s about love and even though it won’t get graded, try to answer the question seriously, don’t joke around.”

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{PART 16} I Won’t Stop You // Jeon Jungkook, Vampire!AU

Originally posted by jengkook

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Vampire!AU, Fantasy, Angst, Smut

Summary; You begin to regret revealing all the details about your painful, tragic past to Jungkook. Meanwhile, Jungkook, Taehyung and Jimin share their knowledge with each other in the hopes of figuring out what intentions lie behind Yoongi’s actions.

I update this series every Tuesday evening, 9pm-10pm (UK Time)

{Part 1} // {Part 15} {Part 16} {Part 17}

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anonymous asked:

any new sterek highschool au?

Well, our absolute favs are under our High School AU tag but, because we don’t want you to lack anything, here is a rec of doom (there’s more than 30 fics here) with all the other fics I’ve read in the last few months/years! - C

HIGH SCHOOL AU

Just Pretend by dragon_temeraire

Stiles tells his dad he has a boyfriend. The problem is, he doesn’t actually have one.


Something New Is Going to Happen by dragon_temeraire

Stiles accidentally discovers that their school mascot is super cute.


All the broken hearts in the world still beat by dragon_temeraire

Stiles totally needs to make Lydia Martin jealous. Yeah. And his best chance is to convince star lacrosse player Derek Hale to (fake) date him.


Smile On The Sidelines by clotpolesonly

Derek was not pining.

Not to say that he didn’t miss Stiles, didn’t want to be with him at that moment (or literally any moment, to be quite honest), but he wasn’t one of those obnoxious clingy people who lost track of the world as soon his boyfriend was out of his sight.

It was just a basketball game anyway.


“Five Days in Detention” (A Future Song by Stiles Stilinski) by alisvolatpropiis

It’s still preseason, sure, but he needs to be practicing. He led the team to the State semifinals last year, and he’s determined to not only make it to the finals this year, but to win the title. He should be on the field right now, practicing his play calls and prepping for next week’s season opener against Saint Pius.

And he can’t do that if he’s wasting his time in detention with these losers. There are a couple of burnouts lazing over some seats by the window, one kid with his face on a desk, hood over his head, and a few Goth kids are sitting in the back corner, looking surly and morose. Maybe you wouldn’t be so miserable if you didn’t listen to such shitty music, he thinks, turning towards his usual seat in the back of the room.

He pauses for the briefest of moments when he sees who’s already sitting there, in the second-to-last row, black-clad limbs spread out, acoustic guitar in his lap, long fingers casually plucking at the strings.

Stiles Stilinski.


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Sterek High School AU

Some high school AU’s for @dude-its-stars-hollow 💗💗💗

Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart [i couldn’t if i tried] by crossroadswrite (G 2k)

Contrary to popular belief, Derek Hale – co-captain of the basketball team and AP student who volunteers in the library – isn’t actually as smooth as people might think.

Shy Wolf by LadyDrace (T 2k)

Shy werewolf Derek Hale is new to Beacon Hills High, and Stiles falls hard and fast.

You Can Be My Lover, I Can Be Your Love by scepticallyopenminded (G 2k)

Which is why he’s so confused when she and Stiles Stilinski start dating, because he’s had an epic crush on Stiles since they’d started sitting together at lunch the previous semester (that had to do with Stiles’ friendship with Lydia, who was good friends with Laura, and the fact that Stiles’ best friend was dating Allison, who was Lydia’s best friend). 

And if Laura knows about his crush on Stiles, she definitely wouldn’t be dating him. In fact, he’s one hundred percent positive that if he tells Laura that he had a crush on Stiles she’ll break up with him immediately, but he doesn’t do that, because if Laura’s happy he doesn’t want to ruin it for her, even if it means that it broke his heart every time Stiles came over and they went into her room under the pretext of “studying”.

Brick by Brick by bleep0bleep (T 3k)

Stiles eats his hot dog slowly, mesmerized by the incredible detail, and also in particular, there’s a hot bearded guy adding more Legos to the scene, including a crowd of Lego people at a train stop. Now Lego Hottie is adding what looks to be a custom built space ship to the train scene, and is affixing it to the ceiling with wire so it is flying above the train– oh my God, Lego Hottie is building a scene from Firefly.

All the broken hearts in the world still beat by dragon_temeraire (T 3k)

Stiles totally needs to make Lydia Martin jealous. Yeah. And his best chance is to convince star lacrosse player Derek Hale to (fake) date him.

“Five Days in Detention” (A Future Song by Stiles Stilinski) by alisvolatpropiis (3k)

It’s still preseason, sure, but he needs to be practicing. He led the team to the State semifinals last year, and he’s determined to not only make it to the finals this year, but to win the title. He should be on the field right now, practicing his play calls and prepping for next week’s season opener against Saint Pius.

And he can’t do that if he’s wasting his time in detention with these losers. There are a couple of burnouts lazing over some seats by the window, one kid with his face on a desk, hood over his head, and a few Goth kids are sitting in the back corner, looking surly and morose. Maybe you wouldn’t be so miserable if you didn’t listen to such shitty music, he thinks, turning towards his usual seat in the back of the room.

He pauses for the briefest of moments when he sees who’s already sitting there, in the second-to-last row, black-clad limbs spread out, acoustic guitar in his lap, long fingers casually plucking at the strings.

Stiles Stilinski.

It’s Too Early For This by thepsychicclam (T 4k)

Derek loves his job at the coffee shop, especially because Stiles comes in for coffee before early Saturday morning lacrosse practices. The problem is that Derek is too shy to do anything about his crush, and the situation is not helped by the rivalry between the basketball and lacrosse teams.

Of Glasses And Lacrosse Sticks by charlesdk (T 6k)

“Okay, how ‘bout this? One date, just one date, and if you still don’t believe I’m genuinely interested in you, then I’ll leave you alone for good. How does that sound?”

Derek hesitated for another moment, before he sighed and said, “Fine. One date.”

We Should Just Kiss (like real people do) by i_am_girlfriday (T 9k)

Stiles is the social zero of the sophomore class. Derek is the much cooler junior who befriends Stiles anyway.

It’s Always Been You, Dumbass by stilinskisparkles (T 11k)

“Alright, cool, we should go,” Stiles says breezily, dusting off his hands as he stands.

“We should?”

“Yeah!”

“But… Do you even care about photography?”

“Not as much as I should,” Stiles plants both his hands on the table, bracketing Derek in, “You’ll have to correct my miscreant ways.”

A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play by apocryphal (T 20k)

All Stiles wants from life is to learn to control his magic, keep his grades up, and not die horribly while saving Beacon Hills from supernatural threats. It’s all going pretty well until Derek Hale, werewolf extraordinaire, has to go and ask him on a date. That asshole.

So Shed Your Skin and Lets Get Started by halfhardtorock (E 21k)

He’s sixteen and in the woods on the wrong side of the town-line and he’s so fucking fucked.

He knows he’s not supposed to run, they teach that to you in preschool (don’t run from a Were, back away slowly and walk with care), but they never told you how it would feel, standing alone in the dark with your heart beating in your throat as those glowing eyes tracked you from the shadows.

I Feel We’re Close Enough by samann98 (E 55k)

The one in which Derek and Stiles are childhood friends, their freshman year of high school Derek makes the craziest suggestion ever, and four years later Stiles decides to take him up on it.

dailymotion

4/2 Interview with Yuzuru and Shoma after the Worlds gala.

Y = Yuzuru, S = Shoma, I = Interviewers

I1: Congratulations!!

Y and S: Thank you!

I1: Hanyu-senshu. Your free was unbelievable.

Y: Thank you.

I1: After getting 5th in the short, how did you get over it and have a strong mentality for the free (literal translation: how did you switch your feelings)??

Y: I actually did not prepare myself mentally (literal translation: I did not switch my feelings), and it was my fans’ voices and the voices of support from my team that motivated me.

I1: You said you felt as if you were the wind and you were flowing in a river and that you were part of nature, but when exactly was it that you felt this way?

Y: It was during the steps before my first quad loop when I felt as if my consciousness was melting away.

I1: When you say melting away, do you mean like how you felt like the wind during your performance?

Y: Hmm yes, I felt as if I was floating.

I1: Everyone’s been saying your 4S3T is one of your biggest points, how did you feel about it?

Y: I was very nervous, especially because when I missed it in the short program, I didn’t feel any doubt going into it.

I1: You had an injury this season and even though I assume you probably struggled with that, you said that you are your biggest rival. I am just very curious on why your motivation is so high!

Y: There’s still so many things I have to work on, and during every single one of my performances I think, “Oh this time this was bad, that was bad”.

I2: Yuzuru, well done! (Otsukaresamadeshita!)

Y: Thank you so much.

I2: We saw that you hugged Javier, but were you able to tell him anything?

Y: (stumbles a bit calculating years) 2 years ago when I couldn’t win for the second time in a row, and last year when I was very frustrated, Javier was able to make me feel better, and this time I told him the same exact words that he told me during those times.

I1: Was Shoma a good presence for you in this competition?

Y: Yes, of course, he is so good, and he is improving consistently, one step at a time, so competitions are so exciting with him.

I1: Again, Shoma, congratulations. After that devastating result last year, I’m sure you practiced very much this season. Being able to stabilize two new quads this season, I think you practiced a LOT, right?

S: Last season, I practiced way too much which was why I wasn’t mentally prepared for the pressure at competitions, so things did not go my way. So if I was asked if I practiced more this season than last season, I don’t think I did. However, this season, I really think during each practice, and the quality of each practice session has changed, and I believe the result of this competition really showed that.

I1: Wow, you practiced less on purpose! I saw that you watched Yuzuru’s performance and scores before your free. How did you feel stepping onto the ice for your free?

S: I knew for sure that Japan would safely get 3 Olympic spots, so I was determined to just do my own performance.

I1: So you were really conscious of the spots then?

S: Yes, I definitely thought that was the most important thing, and my goal to avenge for last year was only my second priority. So I was able to skate very lightheartedly after seeing Yuzuru skate like that.

I2: When you entered the green room, we saw that you two hugged and you told Yuzuru, “It was because of you, Yuzu-kun!” How did Yuzuru support you?

S: Well I felt a lot of pressure because of the spots, and as I said before, that was my number one priority, and I am very happy that we have 3 spots for next season, and of course, because of the heart-strengthening presence of Yuzuru, I was able to skate like I did.

I1: (to Yuzuru) Was it the first time you felt as if you were the wind/you were flowing in a river?

Y: Yes, that was the first time. 

I1: We saw some exhibition footage, and rumors are going around that you tried jumping the 4A.

Y: Nope, no I did not. I kept trying to revenge the 3A, as I really wanted to land a nice 3A… I’m so sorry, I apologize!

I1: And Shoma, we heard you were trying the 4Lz?

S: Yep, indeed I was. 

I1: Is it because you’re gonna try to do it in the Pyeongchang Olympics?

S: Well, this was the first time I ever tried it and it was merely for fun, so please don’t expect anything from it!

I3: Well done, Yuzu! Man, after the short program I did not know what to expect!

Y: Haha, sorry.

I3: Your axis was a little off wasn’t it?

Y: Yes, it was.

I3: And you made sure and adjusted it to perfect it in the free right?

Y: Yes.

I3: This shows that you really are Hanyu Yuzuru, the ‘Jumping Genius’.

Y: Thank you. Well, in reality I wasn’t really thinking about the axis, I was more conscious of the entrance. Actually, I didn’t feel any doubt going into the jump when I missed it in my short, so I just decided to believe in myself and went for it.

I3: Your free made everyone in the world emotional. It was absolutely amazing.

Y: Thank you very much.

I1: Next season is Olympics, how do you think the competition will be at Pyeongchang?

Y: I believe it will be the exact extension of this competition. After experiencing this competition, I really really felt a ‘pre-Olympic season’ vibe. Because we have so many talented skaters going into the Olympics, with many bringing in new elements, it will come down to how consistent we are as we are right now, and how high the perfection will be even with the new elements. I believe this next period will be very exciting.

I1: Are you planning to include a new quad?

Y: Right now, I am thinking about it. After this competition, I feel very accomplished that I was able to skate perfectly with four quads, and it gave me a lot of confidence, so I will see based on how I practice from now on.

I1: We’ve heard that you were saying that there isn’t even a scoring system for quints.

Y: I don’t think myself personally is going that high yet, but skaters like Boyang, Nathan, and Vincent who won Junior Worlds this season and can do a 4Lz with his hands over his head… These skaters are doing crazy stuff in juniors, so I believe there might be a scoring system for quints after the Olympics.

I1: Shoma, going into this Olympic season, there is a big big wall in front of you named Yuzuru, how are you going into this next season?

S: Well, Yuzuru isn’t a wall for me, he is more of my goal, as I’ve been practicing with Yuzu-kun as my ultimate goal, and I will be, even from now on, practicing with Yuzu-kun as my ultimate goal.

Y: Thank you.

I1: Yuzuru, to conclude, as this has been a very proud, emotional night for all the fans in Japan, please say a message to all of the fans.

Y: All of Team Japan has fought very hard for our spots for the Olympics. The three spots were something we won over. As a team, we would like to continue doing our best heading towards the Olympics.

I1: Thank you so much, Yuzuru and Shoma!

Y and S: Thank you!

I1: I wish I was that mature when I was 22.

I2: Right! It’s crazy!

a day in the life.

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Castiel sleeps like the dead. It’s an unfortunate truth.

Dean rolls over only half awake because someone has stolen all the blankets, and he blindly seeks out warmth and comfort too early in the morning. Castiel is all but a statue beside him in bed though: on his back, comforter curled over his mouth with just his nose uncovered. He sleeps soundly and doesn’t stir when Dean nudges him, tries to squeeze his way under an arm or against his chest. Dean snuffles – not quite a whine – and Castiel goes so far as to kick him under the blankets, closing his eyes defiantly tighter.

Dean sighs. Time to get up, then.

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Masterlist

A lot more new and updated compared to the last one!

Writing is not ranked from newest to oldest. Also categorized by the 5sos boy. I suddenly got disappointed and lazy on myself so yup, shitty me started on Lego Blocks. So please do expect some pieces that don’t have descriptions and are not categorized by the time they were posted.


Oh and I’ve just realized that once you click SOME hyperlinks here, you’re gonna be automatically redirected to Safari or generally a browser because, Tumblr. So yeah, click this.


And yes, I did exclude some pieces of my writing from here because they’re just full of shit.


Last updated : November 26, 2016


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Ashton

“You promise?” - Ashton worries about he’ll end up just like his father in terms of being a father so you assure him he’s not.

Eighth Month - how Ashton reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.

“Sorry.” -  Ashton’s slowly getting irritated since his girlfriend Y/N has already developed a habit of saying sorry way too much.

Ours - “How long would you keep doing this? Never letting go of our daughter?” You playfully asked.

Park Dates - Daddy Ashton forgets to take his daughter in a park date for the second time in a row.

Facade - behind Ashton’s facade of portraying to be a really happy person, is a dull life that only you, as his psychiatrist and the boys would know about. *slight trigger warning*

Long Way Home - Ashton takes the long way home in hopes of fixing his relationshi with you before he drops you off to your old flat, one last time.

Art Student!Ashton - he’s falling apart and it’s his fault.


Calum

Cool, right? - Calum’s idea of a family day which kinda turns out as a flop.

Eighth Month - how Calum reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.

Insomnia - you have insomnia and forgot to pack your medicine, causing the boys to have a competition on who can make you go to sleep first.

Baby Bump - Calum just really loves perching his hands up your baby bump.

nicotine - based from P!ATD’S song, ‘Nicotine’.

Talk to Me - Calum forgets to go on the date you were really looking forward to since he was drinking beers at Luke’s apartment.

Art Major!Calum - you helped Calum on boosting up his calligraphy skills since he sucks at it and one thing leads to another.

Not Now, Not Ever - Calum suddenly sobers up from his drunken state at the mention of you stating that you’re officially done with his antics.

Late - different writing style I was experimenting with.

“I have no energy to even talk to you.” - Calum cheats.

Good Luck Charm - you’re Calum’s good luck charm.

Masterpiece - Calum does something for your birthday which involves you being the masterpiece.

Weakling - both you and Michael decided to annoy Calum and Ashton at thr gym because why not?

Sweater Paws - he does this thing.

Cooties - he’s really shy around you that it’s like you have them.

Pregnant - slight trigger warning!

Monster - trigger warning!

Broken - he takes his wife which is you, for granted.

Flowers - he stops on giving them, which leads to something else.

History  - he was a complete idiot.

Petty - Calum’s petty.

Body Language - “Just know that I do love you.”

Buzzcut - Calum would get a portion of his hair shaved until it ends up as a buzzcut for every insecurity you would point out. *trigger warning*

Missing - “Hey PA.”

“I’m okay.” -  Calum and Y/N hate each other and Calum takes it too far by blaming Y/N for everything bad in the world during a fight.

Here - *trigger warning*

Here - Calum hates timezones.

No Reason -  plus-sized piece of writing that lives up to its label and shouldn’t be overlooked.

Night! - an upgrade of Period, the request I got for Luke.

Holiday - he’s nervous as fuck.

Late - he left, without a doubt nor an explanation.

Continue - his original plan.

Long Night - song pref.

“Suits you well.” - literally.

“That smells like me.” - stolen shirts.

“No.” - less talk, more sleeping.


Luke 

Eighth Month - how Luke reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.

Okay Then - trigger warning!

Daddy’s Little Princess - Luke lashes out onto his daughter, causing her to cry and make him feel like a shit father.

Twins - You and Luke are twins, and you’re disappointed that he won’t be able to attend to your graduation, but then, he still goes to it nonetheless.

Princess - Luke lashes out and starts a fight with you since you forgot to wash his plaid shirt since you have a fever.

Sneeze - You and your family visits the Hemmings household for the tradition of having dinners in each others’ houses. Luke puts something in a dish that triggers your allergy, and one thing leads to another.

Disneyland - slight smut!

Pregnancy Duties - Luke is sure as hell prepared to be a father.

“I sure as hell won’t.” - Luke refuses to say goodbye and let go of you.

Silent Treatments - Luke hates silent treatments.

“This time, I mean it.” - “By that, you’re hurt.”

“Are these enough?” - “Take care of you, of course. No question ‘bout that love.”

Outcast - you’re the outcast of the school but that was bound to change with Luke striking up a conversation with you.

Crazy - slight smut!

Family - “Welcome to the family.”

Period - you get it unexpectedly while you sleep over at Luke’s, leading into something a little awkward but unforgettable.

Jealous - Luke’s jealous because you’re management team decides on making you fake-date a guy, which is not him.

So Damn Cute - slight smut!

Good Enough - “If I’m not good enough for my own fucking dad Luke, if I cna’t be enough for the one man that was supposed to protect me no matter what, then I will never be enough for you, or enough to make you stay. *somehow triggering*

Mornings - you hate waking up in the mornings without Luke by your side so you throw a little tantrum about it while you’re in the process of convincing him  to stay at home.

Cuddles - FIRST EVER PIECE OF MY WRITING THAT I POSTED HERE :))))

Waste The Night - An unplanned trip a year ago was basically what made you and Luke a couple, and for fucks sake, Luke prayed that it won’t end here too.”

Tired - He smirked, “Husband material, don’t mention it. I already know.”

Powder Power - “Just so you know, Lexie told me that I have the powder power.”

Permanent - “You got a tattoo for me?”

Hold On - you start losing people that are very dear to you, loved one after loved one, and you’re afraid that Luke might be too.

Famous Last Words - Luke’s struggling to fulfill his part in his relationship with you while you pretend to not notice until a misunderstanding happens, which may mend what the of you are now.

“Please tell me this isn’t goodbye.” - “I almost thought I actually lost you.”

Surprise - it’s your birthday.

End Of It - fluff in where your husband of more than thirty years, which is Luke, finds your old wedding dress.

The Nice Guy - Luke has a massive crush on you so he constantly goes to the restaurant you’re working in while you deny your feelings for him, but you jealousy prevails when he brings his ‘girlfriend’ for a PR stunt.

Good - Luke makes a way.


Michael

Eighth Month - how Michael reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.

Get Scared - Michael thought you were the shy and girly girlfriend which he was then proved wrong later on. 

Snorlax - Michael uses Pokemon GO as a valid and a legit reason to barge into your house and confess his feelings for you.

Sex Tape - The boys accidentally find the sex tape you and Michael recorded.

Target - Michael bribes his and your daughter, Elle, with ice cream to not tell you that his daddy lost her in Target, which she adorably failed doing so.

Four A.M. - the first chapter of this fanfic that I originally posted in wattpad.

Mr. Toddles - Your fish that’s very dear to you dies, causing you to cry and Michael misunderstands it as something else.

Lego Blocks - Ex-boyfriend!Michael

Ex-boyfriend!Michael -  Ex-boyfriend!Mikey is in L.A and forgets his keys to his flat in another country, he goes to Y/N, his ex-girlfriend in hopes since she has spare keys.

Enthusiasm -  Michael lacks the enthusiasm Y/N deserves every time he’s with her.

Sexually Frustrated - smut!

Bracelets - one of my favorites. Trigger warning!

“I don’t want her to grow up just yet.” - he really doesn’t want his and yours baby girl too.

His First Fucking Word - “This is a fucking weird family.”

Anytime - you need comfort, Michael supplies.

Brother - “You are so dead. I’m gonna tell mom.”

Together - you’re falling for the person you hate.

“You’re making me love you more.” - Michael adores you.

Pause - inspired by Marshall and Lily from How I Met Your Mother.

“That’s today?” - he forgets your birthday.

“Commitment, bitch.” - Michael carries around his and yours baby girl, carrying her diaper bag and grinning with you. He then completely shuts off someone who made a rude remark about it.

Stellar - Michael adores kids.

Viridian Green - unknown to the public’s eye is how Michael truly is once he’s inside these four walls that he considers as home.

Own You - Michael proves to you that your dyslexia doesn’t own you.

“They reminded me of you.” - tour is finally over.

Maybe - you and Michael are exes, warming up to each other slowly but surely to cope up with the fact that you’re his P.A. And maybe,it was bound to change just because of what he said.

I’m open to the possibility.” - that you don’t love me anymore.

Meant To Be - literally hours before your wedded to Michael.


Preferences

Sorry

Baby Names

Bed Love

Nervous

Ticklish


Blurbs

michael as a dad would include

michael giving hugs

whatever you do, don’t try to imagine michael…

giving michael the silent treatment

dating ashton

yeah but

luke annoying you

fights with michael

daddy!luke

imagine Michael groaning out

“It was supposed to be cool.”

Ashton as a dad

ok but imagine this concept

a couple of seconds

after having a fight with calum

princess

yeah but

“Don’t you even dare.”

daddy ashton in the sidelines

calum as a dad

hugging a tired calum

drunk of his ass calum

nights with luke

michael as a dad

stuttering wedding vows


Moodboards

different calum faces

Happy Birthday, Luke! ¾

Happy Birthday, Luke! 2/4

Happy Birthday, Luke! ¼

really happy michael

aesthetic!luke

pouty calum

as per requested

malum lives on forever

hey sunshine

idk why

fluff, i like that shit

really happy luke makes me really happy

this makes me so happy

happy birthday michael

happy birthday michael 2/3

happy birthday michael 3/3

when you know you’ve been right all along


Number Stuff

1. “You don’t know how long I waited for you to burst in those doors and tell that you love me again.” c a l m

2. “She’s beautiful.” c a l m

3. “Fuck you.” c a l m

4. “I wrote a song. And it’s for you.” c a l m

5. “Just please. Just this once. Let me in again in those walls of yours.” c a l m

6. Love Me or Leave Me  c a l m

7. “I’ve grown used to it.” c a l m

8. “It got stuck.” c a l m

9. “Fuck, that’s hot.” c a l m

10. “I can’t help it.” c a l m

11. Always  c a l m

12. “I don’t know what would happen to me if you leave. But I can assure you that I’m not going be the same once you do it.” c a l m

13. “Hey. Wake up.” c a l m

14. “Don’t make me say it.” c a l m

15. The End  c a l m

16. “You made me a promise, daddy. And you broke it.” c a l m

17. “I’m afraid I can’t do that baby girl.” c a l m

18. “Shut up.” c a l m

19. “Sing me to sleep?” c a l m

20. “I’m tired.” c a l m

21. “No matter how much you shut me out, I still love you. And I can’t deny it.” c a l m

22. “Oh my god.” c a l m

23. “I know just the thing, baby.” c a  l m

24. “You’re killing me when you do that.”  c a  l m

25. “What the hell are you doing here?”  c a  l m

26. “No. No. And another fucking no.”  c a  l m

27. “Hey.”  c a  l m

28. “Please?”  c a  l m

29. “She has your eyes.”  c a  l m

30. “This is so sappy I want to cry and kill you at the same time.”  c a  l m

31. “Rubber gloves are just underrated condoms.”  c a  l m

32. I Miss You   c a  l m

33. “Sup homeboy.”  c a  l m

34. “Is that my shirt that you’re wearing?”  c a  l m

35. “Woah. T-that’s hot.”  c a  l m

36. “You should wear my snapbacks more.”  c a  l m

37. “Stop saying that.”  c a  l m

38. “It’s funny. Seeing you again here. Same time, same place.”  c a  l m

39. “Trust me, I tried my best.”  c a  l m

40. Inside Out  c a  l m

41. “It’s so fluffy. I need to stab someone to be punk rock I guess.”  c a  l m

42. “Boo-hoo little bitch.”  c a  l m

43. “I made a playlist. And all of the songs reminded me of you.”  c a  l m

44. “That’s one hell of a good looking pilot.”  c a  l m
45. “You can never be her.”  c a  l m

46. “I’m glad you don’t wear that shit.”  c a  l m

47. “I don’t want to say goodbye. And I never will.”  c a  l m

48. FOOLS  c a  l m

49. “I notice the little things about you. And they make a shit ton of difference.”  c a  l m

50. “Were you just jerking off?  c a  l m


Angst Alphabet


Ships


Quote Stuff

don’t make this a flop

- one


Are these what you call recs?

uno

dos

tres


Associated accounts

@im-cool-ask-my-mom (main blog that I barely use, follows and likes come from here)

@foursevenyearolddorks

@wootwootnewt

@onedirectiondevotee

@five-sauce-incorporated

@fivesaucepreferences-two

(don’t even bother finding the other seven)



Series

I’ll redo and probably continue these ones when I sort out everything, promise.

Tattoo Artist!Michael - masterlist

CEO!Calum - masterlist

Gang Leader!Ashton - masterlist

Divorced!Luke - masterlist

Prince!Luke - masterlist

Stupidly in Love - masterlist


Let’s co-write together!

I’m officially opening a portion in which you can submit any kind of writing, may be an imagine, a preference, a blurb or just of any kind of writing!


Requests are and always will be open :) !


If you do know anything on how to make a masterlist that really is made for mobiles, kindly send me an ask/message me about it. Thank you!


Enjoy reading :)

The Only Exception (Part 6)

Summary: AU. Reader is given the task of running a popular love advice internet show when her coworker is fired. Her cynical attitude toward love makes her offer some harsh advice, and more than a few hearts are caught in the aftermath. Will hers be one of them?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Word Count: 2,725

Warnings: language, angst, self-reflection, discomfort, melodrama, mentions of trauma, fire, rescue (of secondary character), sad thoughts. I don’t know. I’m no Shonda Rimes, but, tread lightly.

A/N under the cut.

Part - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7

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Tip of the iceberg of IwaOi Hogwarts AU headcanons:

  • Oikawa and Iwaizumi meets on the Hogwarts Express for the first time.
  • Iwaizumi is a muggleborn, first ever wizard in his family. 
  • Oikawa is from an old magic family, not entirely pure-blooded but has been around magic for all his life.
  • They bond over Iwa’s great interests and curiosity in quidditch (being a sporty kid from birth, playing ball game while flying is like a dream come true), which he’s read about in the books he’s got his hands on before school, and Oikawa is more than happy to have someone (Oikawa’s the only child of the family) to talk to about all his theory and passions about the sports.
  • Iwa shares the milk bread his mother makes him for the trip with Oikawa and Oikawa swears muggle foods are just magical.
  • Oikawa is super envious of Iwa having a pet owl. It’s a barn owl Iwa’s parents got him since Iwa has always loves animal and they’d like their son to have company at this new magic school. (Also to prevent things like trying to kidnap the owl delivering school letters. )
  • Iwa is a little disappointed when he learns that you can’t get a dragon (legally) even at the pet store in the magic world.
  • Iwa gets sorted in Gryffindor while Oikawa gets sorted in Slytherin. Both boys are silently saddened that they can’t be in the same house with their first friend at Hogwarts. 
  • They soon find out that joined classes are a thing and breaking curfew once in a while isn’t such a “big deal.”
  • They update each other their respective house passwords just in case that one of them need to seek the other.
  • They find the way to the kitchen in their third year during a late night adventure. That’s when Oikawa learns how great a cook and baker Iwa is and that Oikawa has to get a new training plan to keep his figure. 
  • They both make their respective house team in the second year but Oikawa waits for another half year to become the starter because his seniors doesn’t retire until the very last minute. 
  • Oikawa makes captain a year later he becomes starter, one of the youngest quidditch captain in Slytherin house history. 
  • Every time before a match between Slytherin and Gryffindor, every team member tries their best to separate the star chaser (Iwa) and the captain from each other to avoid possible strategy leak.
  • Under Oikawa’s second-yeared captaincy, Slytherin finally wins the quidditch cup after Gryffindor dominating it for three years in a row (having two super powerful chasers, Ushijima and Iwa and the thunder-rolling keeper, Nishinoya.)
  • Oikawa nearly throw the cup at Ushijima when the Gryffindor captain congratulate him for the win and add, “You should’ve come to Gryffindor.
  • It’s Iwa-chan should’ve come to Slytherin, stupid Ushiwaka!

Yeah, a tip, I am not kidding. There are just too many!

Treat HIM with Kindness

The inspiration for this imagine is a picture that I’ve seen recently on Instagram but also the newest interview with Cate Blanchett and Ellen Degeneres. Even though I know what they’ve said  is supposed to be a “joke”, it still bothered me! When will people stop objectifiying and sexualizing Harry?! It makes me sad because Harry does not deserve this, absolutely not! And I want to underline that everything that is being said in the story, does not go for every fan. I know there are girls who do think the same as I do! Enjoy! And leave your comment below! Btw, I’m sorry for the very bad ending but I hope you don’t mind! 

(Pictures are not mine!!!!)


“Harry Edward Styles!” I screamed through the entire house and immediately made my way to Harry’s study where he was currently working on some new stuff. As I stormed into his room, I almost knocked him off with the door because he was already in a hurry to get out of the room but he luckily dodged away in time. He wore a confused expression on his face while he examined my body from top to bottom.

“What’s the matter, love? Are you okay?” He asked worriedly.

Instead of giving him an answer, I shoved my smart phone right into his face.

“What’s this, Harry?” I screeched in anger, making him more perplexed about the situation. He examined the screen of my smart phone intently before he gave an answer to my question.

“A picture?”

“What’s on the picture, Harry?” He looked at the photo again.

“Is that my thigh on that picture?”

“Damn yeah, and what the hell is on your thigh?”

“A hand?”

“A fucking hand, yes Harry! What in god’s name is a fucking hand doing on your fucking thigh?!”

Just a few minutes ago when I was peacefully scrolling through Instagram,  I stumbled across this post by coincidence that a Harry fan page had uploaded. It made me beyond mad, no furious even as I saw the content of this picture. It showed Harry on one of his last concerts in the US, bending down to his audience. He was extremely close to the girls standing on the front row and of course one girl took the advantage of the possibility and laid her hand on Harry’s thigh. The worst thing was the area that girl was touching him; she had her hand placed very close to his intimate part and seeing this made me completely cringe the second I saw it. Who the fuck was she and allowed herself to touch Harry in that inappropriate way? Especially if she knew that he was already taken?

“Love, would you calm down?” He laid his both hands on my shoulders to help me get some steam of. However it made me more furious.

“Don’t expect me to calm down, Harry! This is a no go! What the hell?!”

“(Y/N), yes it happened, now what?” He asked, raising his voice slightly, acting like it wasn’t a serious matter.

I shook my head in disbelief and ran my hand through my hair in frustration. How couldn’t he get the message that I tried to transmit?

“You don’t get it do you?”

“What? I didn’t even notice that the girl did what she did!”

“That’s the thing Harry! You almost never notice! And even when you do, you just stay silent and don’t say anything about it! This girl crossed a line where it was too much! Her hand was placed far over your comfort zone and you want me to believe that you didn’t notice? She almost grabbed your dick, Harry! Haven’t you felt anything at all? If you allow them to treat you that way, things will never change and they won’t stop!”

Tears of rage started to develop in my eyes. How many times had I to witness the way Harry was being treated today?

Harry is a good-looking, handsome and very talented young man, I don’t deny it but the way he is being objectified is the way that bothers the shit out of me. It is simply disgusting. No matter how much you adore a person or a celebrity, it never gives you the right to invade their privacy. If this were a man doing this to a woman, it would be called sexual harassment but the same goes for man as well. Nobody is allowed to put their hands onto somebody without their permission. And I doubt that in that moment Harry gave his permission for that girl to touch him that way. All I want is stopping to sexualize Harry! He’s a normal guy just like every other human being on this planet. This goes for any other celebrity as well. Just because he’s the Harry Styles, doesn’t mean he has no private life.

“I hate this.” I sniffled, “I really cannot stand it. People make sexual jokes about you and laugh about it like it means nothing, they are calling you a sex symbol, ruining your image. Fuck!”

He wrapped his arms around me, pressing me against his chest as he soothed me.

“I try to pay more attention, love. I promise. Please, don’t cry.”

“But that’s not enough, Harry.”

“What do you want me to do then?”

“I don’t know, just make them understand this behavior is not okay! And you have a girlfriend, damn it. Even though they know it, they are not afraid. So impolite!”

He gave me gentle kiss on my forehead. “I will see what I can do, love, okay? Don’t be mad anymore.  I’ll promise I’ll be more cautious the next time.”

“I love you, Harry and I adore you but you are too kind to people sometimes and they’re using this for their own advantages. Show them your limits. That’s all I want.”

He is really too kind for this world. I wish Harry would be treated the way he deserves to be treated. Not only by the fans but also the media. Even though Harry does never show his annoyance on some interviews when a not so nice question is asked, especially from his past, you still can notice how much it bothers him. Harry is an angel, why not treat him that way? Is that so difficult?

Harry always respects everybody, says everyone is equal and deserves all the kind of love they can get, he supports communities like the LGBT community and so many other organizations. He has a big heart and this fragile heart needs to be kept safe so it cannot be damaged.

Harry hugged me tightly, promising he would do something against the huge problem. He took my phone out of my hand.

“Come one love, no more tears. Let’s sit down on the couch and watch some movies. What do you think, hmm?”

“Under one condition,” I agreed, “I’m gonna choose the move.”

Harry chuckled. ”That’s fine.”  

We walked down the stairs and while I choose the movie that we were about to watch, Harry prepared some popcorn in the kitchen.

I know this problem will never be out of the world. There will always be people who will treat others that way but as long as we stand together and speak out for things like sexual harassment, this is a big step into a good future.

“Treat people with kindness” –Harry Edward Styles

What’s Yours is Mine

Summary: Sam and Dean enjoy sharing each other’s clothes.

Warning: Smut, blow jobs, anal sex

Word Count: 3150

A/N: I enjoyed writing this request so much! Hope you all like it, too! XOXO


Sam’s been wearing Dean’s hand-me-down clothes since he was born. In every one of Dean’s childhood memories, he can see Sam wearing his old clothes, sleeves too long, waistbands too loose, stray threads sticking out at the seams.

But when Sam hits puberty, they start fitting almost perfectly. Sam’s a little skinnier than Dean, but it never really shows in the clothing. Proper fit didn’t stop Sam from hating them, though.

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BTS Reaction - MC insulting their s/o

On an award show the MC had the nerve to be rude to his s/o, insulting her and telling him he should take a way prettier girl, maybe even another idol.

Namjoon

He would be deeply hurt by the MC’s words, thinking that he should tell him to ‘shut the fuck up’ as politely as he can, at least as long as they stood on stage. After the show he would let his anger out, raging against the MC and his hurtful words towards you.

“Don’t you dare to say another word about my girlfriend!”

Jin

His red ears signal everyone that he was utterly mad at the words spoken by the MC, but he stood still, looking for you in the crowd. Jin witnessed your hurt state, hands shaking as to why he took the mic out of the MC’s hands. His voice showed the anger as it loudly resonated through the hall.

“To the most beautiful girl in the first row, that is my girlfriend, I love only you!”

Hoseok

His smile dropped the second your name fell from the MC’s lips accompanied with the words 'shabby down town girl’ and 'you shouldn’t degrade yourself with her’. Hoseok’s eyes got wide, he couldn’t believe the rude words while he absent-mindedly looked for help from his friends.

“Do something, I won’t be able to stop myself..”, with that Namjoon would help his friend out, taking his mic to overtune the voice of the MC.

Yoongi

Everyone knows that Yoongi isn’t the one to play with, especially not with something that might hurt you. Without a second word he would take the microphone out of the MC’s hands and start ranting.

“Does anyone know why the fucking hell this guy is the MC? Better behave yourself or I rip your balls off!” The next lines in his mixtape would be about the MC, he guaranteed.

Jimin

Jimin’s eyes got wide, his body trembled as he looked out for you. As he saw you slightly crying in the first row, he swore that this would be the first and last time anyone would say such rude things to you, walking casually off of the stage in the middle of the MC’s speech, all eyes on him.

“Don’t listen to him, princess..you’re mine!”, Jimin would take you in his arms the moment he was down the stage.

Taehyung

If looks could kill, the MC would drop dead at Taehyung’s stare. It was an award show, something important, but you were even more precious to him wherefore he formed a heart with his arms, leaning forward to shout into the mic, overtuning the MC. He wouldn’t loose his composure, but neither would he let anyone insult you.

“I love you, y/n!!!!!” Cheering from the other six guys next to him helped you to cope with the MC’s words.

Jungkook

Jungkook couldn’t fathom what just happened. Did he seriously punch the MC right now? He blacked out after the rude MC for the night started to run riot about his relationship to you. 'She isn’t an idol, not as skinny and takes you only for your money, isn’t she? Better look for-’ Then it happened, but he didn’t regret his action as he saw you crying in the crowd.

“You shouldn’t have done this, Jungkook!”, you would say, but he just shook his head holding your hand on the way home.

Things I noticed.... (30 August)

Alright. So I saw the show last night (Wed 30 Aug) and i have so many  things that I need to talk about:

  • I made eye contact with Mike Faist three times. THREE TIMES. During Waving through a window, when everyone forms a circle around Evan and stares outwards, he basically stared me down and. just. magical. Also, twice during Disappear. Which honestly i’m still sorta dying over. During the lyrics “we get lost in the in between,” and “no one deserves to be forgotten” he flicked his eyes over to where I was sitting and held eye contact for a second. (I was sitting on left mezz Row A, so I was in the eye line of a lot of the actors when they were facing the audience)
  • So Colton filled in for Ben, and Garrett filled in for Rachel. They were both so amazing. You could tell that Garrett was struggling a bit with her voice, it was their second show of the day, but she still fucking killed it. Colton makes really funny faces when he sings, it was endearing. 
  • CONNOR AFTER WORDS FAIL. Holy shit. Heart breaking. For anyone who hasn’t seen the show *SPOILERS* after the Murphy’s walk away, the spotlight settles on Connor in the background, and he sorta shakes his head like he’s disappointed in Evan and walks off stage. That just fucking broke my heart
  • Will Roland is a god. that’s all
  • Laura’s voice is so fucking powerful and amazing
  • So is Michael Park’s! Like he deserve so much more recognition than he gets. 
  • Everyone’s voice is on point. 
  • Fun Fact: I sat next to Adrienne Walker (Nala in Broadway’s Lion King) and apparently she knows Olivia Puckett cause she came by during intermission and was talking to her!! She seems super nice
  • Just all of the sniffling and outright crying during the silence after Words Fail, and again after So Big/So Small. 
  • I’ve seen Evan’s speech so many times, but jesus there is nothing like seeing it live. The horrible, endless 2 minutes of silence as he just lays on the ground and cries. Colton was fucking amazing
  • When Evan, Jared, and Alanna pitch The Connor Project to the Murphy’s, there’s all these pictures of baby Mike on the screens and they’re so adorable
  • CONNOR HAS A HULA MAID ON HIS BOOKSHELF
  • Mike is an actual beanpole jesus
  • During Sincerely, Me when Connor “punches” Evan, holy shit Mike full on was hitting Colton. HARD. You could straight up hear how hard he was hitting him it was amazing
  • HIS SNAPS ARE SO LOUD DURING “if i stop smoking pot”. like legit louder than his singing
  • Also, Mike is not nearly as tall as I assumed 
  • can you tell who my favorite actor in the show is?
  • SINCERELY, ME WAS THE BEST PERFORMANCE I HAVE EVER SEEN I HAVE SO MANY OPINIONS ABOUT IT AND THEY’RE ALL AMAZING
  • confirmed: when connor says “the only man that I love is my dad” he makes quotations marks when he says love. 
  • Connor’s face when evan says he’s proud of him
  • THE FACE MIKE MAKES WHEN HE’S RUBBING HIS NIPPLES
  • all you gotta DO
  • Jared didn’t say kinky :( 
  • also can you tell what my favorite song is?
  • Alanna deserves a bigger role cause Kristolynn has a fucking beautiful voice and Alanna is so underrated all she wanted to do was help
  • unpopular opinion: i love larry. he’s human. sure he was a dick and didn’t take Connor’s mental illness seriously but idk. I still kinda love him. but he’s a jackass and i wanna punch him too. 
  • the voice that Mike uses when he says “so many people end up sucking dick for meth.” he closes his eyes and forces out “dick.” i love that that little part of Evan that kinda came through. 
  • PSA: CONNOR MURPHY DESERVED BETTER. CONNOR MURPHY DESERVED BETTER. I WILL SHOUT THIS TO THE FUCKING HEAVENS. i have so many feelings about connor murphy. 
  • you can tell that when he goes to sign Evan’s cast, he was trying to reach out. he was super awkward and it just reminds you that under everything, he’s just this teenage kid with a broken spirit who convinced himself that the world is against him…because noone’s ever told him otherwise. he just. deserves so much better. 
  • unpopular opinion: i kinda hate Zoe. she’s a victim of circumstance, but honestly i think she was as bad as Larry. 
  • OVERALL: it was one of the most memorable nights of my life and seriously, if you are able to see it on Broadway…do. There is absolutely no comparison to live theatre. It’s beautiful. 
The Sex Shirt

Chris Evans x Reader

Chris wears your favorite shirt at a stop on the press tour.

Warnings: Some language, that’s it.

Inspired by this photo found on Pinterest from the Korean Press Tour for Captain America Civil War (I think).

“Jesus, Evans, could you have squeezed into a tinier shirt?” Robert guffawed, loud enough to draw attention to himself and Chris. “Or maybe one less see through? I can see your damn nipples.”

The words were like a magnet, drawing everyone to him. They gathered in a rough circle, looking him over with a critical eye.

Paul, of course, was shaking his head, Scarlett and Elizabeth were giggling, Seb and Anthony were holding each other up and laughing, Chadwick was standing beside Tom, both of them shaking their heads and trying not to smile.

Chris just smiled and shrugged. He knew why he was wearing the shirt and who he was wearing it for. He’d take all the ribbing he had to because he knew exactly what the shirt was going to do to you when you saw it. He couldn’t wait.

Thirty seconds later, the announcer started calling their names. Show time.

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Title: Make You Hate Me

Author’s Note: Thank you for all the requests for a second part! I wasn’t able to get the story where I wanted it in only two parts, sooo… Part three? (And also, it’s actually already written and would be the last part to the series… soooo lemme know.)

Additional Parts: (Part One) and (Part Three)

Links: My Master List  and My Current Requests


“This shit isn’t adding up.” Jamie muttered furiously, crossing out another row of numbers, the dim beam from the overhead airplane light illuminating an ink covered napkin on the tray in front of him.

“Can you stop grumbling and tell me what the fuck you’re doing?” Tyler asked, pulling his head phones off, tugging the sleeping mask down to his chin.

“It doesn’t matter man, go back to sleep.” Jamie said, scratching head.

“I can’t sleep because you’ve been huffing and slamming that pen into the table every 5 seconds since we boarded the plane. What are you doing?” he asked again, watching as Jamie continued scribbling.

“(Y/N) said she cheated on me 3 weeks before she told me about it; she said it happened when we were on the east coast.” he began, a low groan emitting from Tyler’s throat. “We weren’t on the east coast that week. It was two weeks before that.” he started.

“Jamie, stop doing this to yourself.” Tyler said, reaching out and grabbing Jamie’s wrist. Jamie looked up, his writing stilled. “It’s been months, dude. You need to move on.”

“Just listen to me for a second.” Jamie snapped, jerking his wrist out of Tyler’s grasp as he continued writing. “This is (Y/N)’s due date.” he said pointing to the number scribbled at the top of the napkin.

“Wait a sec, how the fuck do you know her due date?” Tyler asked incredulously. “I thought she wouldn’t answer your calls?”

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