the large family

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Logan or Sirius request: fooling around under the table at a family dinner 💕💕

A/N: smut, NSFW, dirty stuff, yadda yadda 

“Why are you so tense, babe?” Logan cooed as you sat in the back of the town car together. He gently squeezed your thigh as you looked out the window.

“Probably because this is the first time I’m meeting your father and I’ve never heard you say anything positive about him in the last year.” You let out a sigh before looking back at him. He was giving you that smug look you both loved and hated all at the same time. “What Logan?!”

“Nothing. You’re just so cute when you’re so worked up,” he smiled. You rolled you eyes as you pulled onto the long driveway winding up to his family’s large brick home.
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Everyone had been perfectly pleasant during introductions. You had already met his mother and sister, Juliet. Even his father, who you had long dreaded meeting, was a gentleman as he showed you around their compound. Everyone gathered in the long dining room and was seated for dinner. Two waiters came around and served everyone’s food. Never in your life had you seen in home wait staff, but after a year of Logan’s stories about his family’s life of luxury, it didn’t surprise you.

“So Y/N, Logan tells me you work for a financial institution,” his father began right as you had shoved a fork full of salad in your mouth. You quickly tried to chew and swallow before answering him.

“Yes. I uh, I work in auditing,” you smiled, looking over at Logan out of the corner of your eye. He was gazing at you, leaned back as far as possible in his seat.

“How nice. So-” His father began talking about regulatory elements of Delos, thinking maybe that was a way to connect with you. You nodded along as he spoke, but your attention was on Logan’s hand which had made its way on your thigh under the tablecloth. He silently slid his hand under the hem of your dress, slowly moving his fingers toward the edge of your underwear.

“Y/N?” His father was looking right at you. Shit. What had he just said? Something about the board? Panic was setting in and you could feel Logan loving every moment of it.

“Mhmm!” You decided it was safer to just agree with whatever it was he said. He gave you a smile and began asking Juliet about some work related business, allowing you to finally let out the breath you didn’t realize you were holding. You shot a look at Logan, warning him he was entering dangerous territory. All he did was wink back at you.

As the conversation became more lively, Logan continued on his mission, gently pushing your underwear to the side with his index and middle finger. He ran a long finger up your folds, gently flicking at your clit. You dropped your fork loudly on your plate, momentarily shifting the attention on you. Once everyone had gone back to their conversations, he made his way down to your entrance, gliding two fingers inside you.

“Mmm, so good!” he exclaimed as he took a bite of the chicken had been placed in front of him. You glared at him out of the corner of your eye. That same shit eating grin was all over his face, so pleased with his performance in the game he was playing.

“I’m glad you like it, dear,” his mother said smiling a sweet smile at him.

“Oh, I love it. Don’t you, babe?” He asked, turning to finally look at your face.

“It’s great,” you said through gritted teeth. He continued to pump in and out, steadily increasing his pace before passing his thumb back over your clit, making you squirm in your seat. You looked over to him, begging him with your eyes to stop before you came. But instead, he nodded only slightly, encouraging you to ride out your high here in their dining room. A few more moments and you were coming undone under the table, careful to bite down on your lip and stifle any noises that typically would be coming from you right about now. Slowly, he removed his fingers from you and placed them in his mouth, sucking your juices from his long fingers.

“Truly incredible. We should do this more often!” Logan declared to the table. Everyone nodded in tentative agreement, unsure what had turned Logan into the man who all of a sudden couldn’t get enough of family dinners.

Listen like. I know the whole “Emily is Torbjorn’s kid!” thing is mostly a joke but list e n.

Emily meeting Lena for the first time at an overwatch thing and just. “dad u didn’t tell me u worked with a literal angel what the ungodly fuck dad” “you’ve met ang—” “not her. the one who just blinked into the wall.” “…”

Lena wooing Emily with god awful pickup lines during said thing and torb just looks at his wife, wife calmly takes a sip of her drink and just. “Called it.”

Only child and war orphan Lena immediately inundated and welcomed into the fam by a mountain of small children who have already embraced her as a big sister by proxy and she loves ALL OF THEM.

Also like Lena never being more intimidated of Torbjorn, a man she has gone into battle with and seen make and destroy weapons of mass destruction, then when she goes to ask for his blessing to propose to Emily. He gives her the biGGEST HUG and just. “about damn time.” 

The lindholme fam all have Discourse Kazoos for family dinners just in case Omnics get brought up bc that is the only time things get heated between lena and torb like. “Did you hear about what’s happening with Russ–” “PZZZZZZZZZZZTT”

Miraculous Titanic AU

I will probably never write this, but here’s the outline for the whole fic if anyone is interested ;D Especially those who are always asking what my outlines look like. 

Miraculous Titanic AU

Characters

Adrien Agreste – Comes from “old money” as his family is/was part of the French aristocracy. However, due to reasons dealing with Gabriel’s older brother and the wealth he inherited, and squandered, before he died, they’ve lost everything and are taking what little they have left to America to “start over,” hopefully without having to let the rest of the world know about their lack of fortune.

Lila Rossi – Adrien’s fiancé. “New money.” Is due to inherit a large sum from her family upon getting married. Family are up and coming with the industrialization of Italy. She wants to go to America, however, and so Adrien seemed like a wise match. She is overbearing, however, and knows that she holds the wealth, thus she is basically in charge of her and Adrien’s “relationship” despite being a woman. Oftentimes holds her wealth over his head to get him to behave the way she wants.

Chloe Agreste – Adrien’s younger sister. Doesn’t like Lila, but knows her wellbeing rides on Adrien marrying into money. Kind of goes back and forth between helping Adrien and being a thorn in his side.

Gabriel Agreste – Was never supposed to inherit the wealth from his family and so married wealthy. Wife died and older brother died, so he thought it would be wise to use Mama Agreste’s fortune to try and save his family name, which his older brother had run into debt and that Gabriel had then inherited. Didn’t really work out that well, thus it falls to Adrien (or Gabriel really) to marry or remarry wealthy. Unfortunately, the earliest opportunity apparently came to Adrien.

“Hawkmoth” (he can have a real name, lol) – Lila’s henchmen. Keeps an eye on Adrien.

Marinette Dupain-Cheng –French/Chinese that makes her way around by gambling and street art. Also makes clothes.

Alya Cesaire – Marinette’s best friend and partner. Both are notorious for dressing in trousers and pretending to be men to get what they want.

Nino Lahiffe – Managed to get aboard as he’s a bit of a traveler. Aims to become an American citizen. Speaks some French, but mostly Arabic. However, he meets Adrien through Marinette, the two becoming fast friends despite their language barrier.

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Feel Again

Originally posted by sssmcdlove

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warning: Smut, Swearing, Angst, References to past psychological trauma

Summary: Bucky Barnes struggles in a world of violence and pain. But when she enters his life, he begins to feel new, beautiful emotions. He no longer feels crippled with guilt. He feels solace. He feels again. 

A/N: Gif is not mine :) 


It all started on a mission in Romania.

After a days worth of trekking through the dense, Romanian forest, you finally reached the small wooden cabin that would become you and the Winter Soldier’s safe house.

The cabin was a cute little thing, cozy and warm, with a large family room that boasted a beautiful, stone fireplace. It was the type of house that made you feel at home even though you had only been inside for five minutes. The four bedrooms were quite large and the master suite had a large, soft bed that felt as though you were sinking through clouds. This was definitely the place you wanted to be after a hike through the Romanian Alps.  

After washing up, you sat by the fire Bucky had started and allowed your hair to dry. As you did, you slowly became transfixed by the hypnotic dance of the fames that flickered in a rhythmic beat, the heat of their passionate waltz permeating onto your skin.

A rustle at the door pulled your focus away from the fire and toward Bucky, who was carrying large logs of wood in his arms.

“Hey,” he smiled as he walked into the living room where you were comfortably perched.

“Hi,” you smiled back; just as Bucky crouched down to toss another log in the fire. You gave him a quick glance before your eyes turned back toward the fire.

You and Bucky had rarely exchanged words during the mission. He was a quiet listener and polite but he kept his thoughts to himself. It was when the two of you were trudging through the forest when he started to open up, as though the wild had awakened a part of him that helped him settle in the skin that he wore like armor. But he still didn’t divulge much about himself, and you found him mysterious.

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Holiday Aesthetics for the Signs
  • Capricorn: Fuzzy socks next to the fireplace, warm coffee or hot cocoa, records playing.
  • Aquarius: Fabulous stories at dinner, late night documentaries when the family is asleep, and beautiful old holiday films.
  • Pisces: Shopping sprees and Starbucks runs with old friends when you’re back in town. Fine fabrics.
  • Aries: Enjoying the awkward uncle’s diatribes, and casual holiday parties and get-togethers.
  • Taurus: Large and fabulous food spread, people watching, ski vacations, sentimental evenings with a loved one, late night donut runs.
  • Gemini: Holiday parties with cocktails, big fluffy sweaters with funny designs, making the whole table laugh, wearing big fluffy hats and gold-tones.
  • Cancer: Sentimental gifts, scented candles, warm rooms when the outside is freezing, cozy heirloom blankets.
  • Leo: Cinnamon scented everything, boots with leggings, Christmas time in the city, cute themed cocktails, vacations/travel.
  • Virgo: Crafting gifts for friends and family, large and gregarious lunches, brunches, and dinners; slow-jams, brownie-in-a-cup, poinsettias.
  • Libra: Bonfires, wintry fashion, scarves, carriages in the park, old historical buildings, cult classics, inside jokes.
  • Scorpio: Beautiful city skylines at night, car rides where one is half asleep and just a little chilly, dusk in the woods, old and naked trees, crunchy snow.
  • Sagittarius: Big parties with many friends, large and fantastic gifts, antics on Black Friday, snowball fights, big-time pranks, gold jewelry in cute boxes.
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Sing roleswap au! These drawing are not to proper scale for character heights/sizes. A behemoth of a project that i put lots of love into! I thought it might be fun to switch around the roles for that characters, and hey- I was right! Full character rundowns beneath the cut since it’s a lot

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Ben Carson isn’t just inexperienced for a HUD Secretary. His views are dangerous.

As HUD secretary, Ben Carson would be tasked with 

  • Doling out subsidies for public housing to cities 
  • Giving federal grants to city, county and municipal governments for projects ranging from rental vouchers for low-income families to large-scale infrastructure development
  • And overseeing natural disaster relief in a nation increasingly wracked by the fallout from climate change.

The danger of Carson’s appointment lies not just in his inexperience, but also in his worldview. Carson grew up poor in Detroit. He said in an interview once that poverty “was more of a choice than anything else, that really depended on just how hard you’re willing to work.” In a later interview with Bloomberg in 2014, Carson said Americans have an “obligation” to pursue eco-friendly development projects, but admitted he was not sold on global warming being real, despite an estimated 97% of actively publishing climate scientists agreeing it is.

“There’s always going to be either cooling or warming going on,” Carson told Bloomberg. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s irrelevant.”

These both bode poorly for Carson’s tenure at HUD. Poverty is not typically a lifestyle people choose, as many of us know; it is often determined by imposed factors like race and geography. Global warming is real, according to scientific evidence. 

Not coincidentally, during a phone interview Monday, Amy Liu, vice president and director of the Metropolitan Policy Program at the Brookings Institution, outlined the top two challenges she believes the HUD office will face under Trump’s presidency: 

  • Making sure housing is affordable for poor people 
  • And ensuring that urban areas prepare for the future through sustainable and climate-conscious development.

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11 Reasons Lance is NOT stupid

If I have to read another INSIPID tumblr post calling him stupid by Sheith or Shallura stans who don’t like Lance because he’s silly or sassy or flirtatious and didn’t have ALL the character development like Keith had in Season 2 (aka Season Keith), I’m going to have to declare war.

1. He was accepted into an elite space exploration program.

2. See #1 and contemplate it a bit further. Consider that he’s from a large family and his personality isn’t bookish. He’s a fairly well rounded character if you consider these two points and the fact that he made it in. This ain’t ROTC. It’s the freaking GARRISON aka NASA.

3. He was accepted into a cargo pilot program. Please review requirements for even the most basic professional pilot training program. Now add SPACE.

4. He was promoted to fighter class as soon as there was an opening. He was on a WAITING list to move upwards into an even more exclusive program.

5. He is in a leadership position with Hunk and Pidge. This also shows his immaturity since he couldn’t hack it but hey he’s not perfect.

6. He is people smart. He knows what to say to get Iverson to ignore Pidge’s comments about Kerberos. He can convince Hunk to go against his excellent senses of self-preservation. He recognizes that Pidge is sensitive about Kerberos and intuited that she’s hiding a secret from the team. He overestimated his piloting skills but his commands to Hunk and Pidge were spot on. In the comics he recognizes a similarity in behavior to save the day.

And no But Nyma! doesn’t mean he’s not good with people. He can still mess up. You can be savvy with people’s behaviors and emotions and still get burned or tricked. No one. Is. Perfect. And, as we see with Lance, he is his own worst enemy and is often the cause of his own problems. He didn’t see through Nyma because he had added her to a storyline in his head. He didn’t see the situation for what it was but what he wanted it to be and Nyma, a manipulative person, used that to her advantage.

7. He is a fairly rational and logical person when he puts on his game face. Whether he’s questioning weak points of the plan in the shack or suggesting they run from the Galra to regroup and think of a better plan, he’s pragmatic and has good judgment. He defers to Shiro’s leadership regarding the wormhole even over Blue and everyone else, recognizing his experience and seniority. He sees patterns, realizes that Rover without Pidge isn’t safe, and moves to protect Coran basically off the thought that Rover alone and turning red isn’t safe.

8. Despite Keith’s comments, he was able to fly a giant magical space lion, fight off a Galra ship, fly to the edge of the solar system in just a few minutes. Without wrecking it or killing anyone.

9. He’s got fairly good spatial skills. Keith was actually wrong in the maze. And Lance was able to guide him through without injuring Keith.

10. He’s a good conversationalist. He communicates his feelings well and is able to support others as well as share reasonable doubts or encourage others through jokes, general silliness. He’s open to Coran, the mindlink, supports Hunk’s gassy genius ways, and even himself (S2 Ep6).

11. He’s a good shot. Period.

I’ll add more once more people have seen season 2. But yeah King Lance is not an idiot. You may not like his mannerisms but he’s no dummy.

Lance McClain as the Team Medic

Woohoo more Lance headcanons cos I love my son.

I am 1000000% sure that he would be the team’s emergency medic and would be responsible for anything that doesn’t require a healing pod.  Why?  

1. He comes from a large family (and I like to think he’s an older/middle sibling) so he’s probably had plenty of experience patching up people.

2. He’s empathic and caring.  Lance wants to soothe away other people’s pain. He’s gentler than Pidge, more cautious and careful than Keith, less squeamish than Hunk and better than Shiro with people.  He would make the perfect medic.

3. He feels useless and wants, more than anything, to feel like a valued member of the team.  Realising he’s a good medic would help him feel integral to Voltron.

4. It gives him an excuse to patch up Keith (the Klance is strong) and make sure he’s a-okay cool beans and to grumble at him for being reckless.

5. Water is the element most frequently associated with healing and Lance is literally its guardian..

When I was a kid, my parents used to sell at a living history event called The Fair at New Boston near Springfield, OH. It was a magical place for a child.

My godsister and I had innumerable fantastic adventures at New Boston. At that time, she was my other half, almost an extension of my soul - we did everything together. We knew every nook and cranny of that place, and everyone knew us. It was our kingdom.

There was one adventure, and only one, which we did not share. We were about seven at the time. I can’t remember why she was not there that day, but out of loneliness I ended up hanging out with an older boy. He was the son of the wagon-driver, from a largely nomadic family that kept oxen and horses. My godsister and I had known him for years as a background character to our own adventures. He was a quiet boy, reserved, and perhaps put off by the kind of fierce light my godsister seemed to emanate. My own light was softened in her absence, and the wagon-boy and I spent a quiet afternoon upending river stones and collecting snail shells. Then he showed me his secret - a baby squirrel he had rescued. He kept it in a hat and fed it formula from a bottle. I was enchanted, so he showed me more - a whole nest of baby birds, a bunny. He’d raised more in the past. He showed me how he crushed up worms and insects and put them in a dropper for feeding the birds.

It wasn’t an eventful day, but it was a magical moment. I felt strangely protective of it because it was *my* adventure, not shared with my partner. It has a surreal, glittery, golden quality in my memory, like a story or a dream. But it was real. I wonder where that boy is now?