the land line

  • Psychic:I'm going to read your mind
  • Me:I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine,
  • I had a little stretch of land along the city line
  • But time went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there
  • And bankers came and took my land and told me "fair is fair"
  • I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
  • "Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go!"
  • The government, the promised me a measly little sum
  • But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.
  • Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
  • I'm gonna be a PIRATE on the river Saskatchewan!!!
  • Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
  • Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
  • It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
  • When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
  • Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at
  • large
  • But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
  • I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser,
  • I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer!
  • A bridge outside of Moosejaw spans a mighty river
  • Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a'quiver
  • Cause they know that TRACTOR JACK is hiding in the bay
  • I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!
  • Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
  • Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
  • It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
  • When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
  • Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat
  • He'd follow on the shoreline cause he didn't own a boat
  • But cutbacks were a'coming and the Mountie lost his job
  • And now he's sailing with us, and we call him Salty Bob!
  • A swingin' sword, a skull and bones and pleasant company
  • I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (SCREW IT!!)
  • Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, the terror of the seas
  • If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!
  • Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
  • Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
  • It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
  • When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
  • (*spoken* Arrrr! Ya salty dog!)
  • (*spoken* Arrrr! Ya salty gopher!)
  • (*spoken* Arr.. ya.. salty bale of hay!)
  • Well, Pirate life's appealing but you just don't find it here,
  • I've heard that in Alberta there's a band of buccaneers
  • They roam the Athabaska from Smith to Fort McKay
  • And you're gonna loose your stetson if you have to pass their
  • way! Well, winter is a'comin' and a chill is in the breeze
  • My Pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
  • I'll be back in springtime but now I have to go
  • I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico!
  • Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
  • Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
  • It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
  • When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
  • Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
  • Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
  • It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
  • When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
  • When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores...
  • Psychic:what the f*ck

THE OVENS/XINA XURNER/FORCED INTO

FEMININITY/TOUPEE/MEAT PRESSURE

Friday, March 9, 2012 | 9:00pm until 12:00am

THE LAND LINE PRESENTS:
      The Ovens
      Xina Xurner
      Toupee
      Forced into Femininity
      DJ Colunga
      The Lady Speedstick

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commandtower-solring-go asked:

Do you think that the creativity of Magic is restricted (or maybe, rather guided) by past cards. for example, two colour lands seem to just be different versions of the original dual lands. Is it the case that the implementation of the original dual lands set a base line for lands to come or is it that maybe I'm just looking at a too small sample of cards?

I’m not sure what you’re saying. Tapping for two colors is the very definition of what a dual land is.

darlingstyles101 asked:

Omg can you do nr.10 with Michael please?😂

Walking into the store at 4pm to get lube was a terrible idea, but then again, you weren’t one to really think things through before you did them. That’s what landed you in line at the self-checkout of the local supermarket, trying your absolute hardest to hide the incredibly conspicuous orange bottle in your jacket. Wanting to complete your purchase with as little judgement and staring as you could, you rushed to the counter and started to scan your product. A sigh of relief was cut short as the red light on top of the counter lit up, indicating to whoever was working the self checkouts the you needed assistance. Heart racing, you pushed all the buttons available to make the light stop in a panic, but ended up digging a bigger hole as now, along with the light, there was a terrible beeping noise accompanying it.

“Hi, can I assist you?” A dark-haired, tall, incredibly hot shop assistant stood next to you now, and to be completely honest, you were ready to burst into tears. Apart from that time you set your dress on fire in class, this was definitely on top of the list of things you wish you could forget for the rest of your life.

“Um, no I - I think I should be ok, I just need to - don’t worry, I didn’t need it anyway-” trying to come up with a legitimate excuse as to why you had a 300 mL bottle of lubricant while a tall Australian with an eyebrow piercing was attempting to assist you with buying what he probably assumed was shampoo was deceivingly challenging.

“Just pass me what you wanna buy, I’ll put it through on my register up there.” Michael, you found out as your read his name tag, smiled at you reassuringly. “It’s no trouble, really.”

Sheepishly, you passed him your bottle and while turning your head away, managed to catch a glimpse of a look of shock, then an amused smirk cover his face. The ground could literally swallow you up right now and you would be thankful.

15 minutes later, as you drove home, you dived into the bag sitting in the seat next to you to check how much money you had spent on getting publicly humiliated. $10. Ten fucking dollars. But then you noticed a handwritten scribble on the side.

“Michael - 07685594” his number scrawled onto the side.

PICHIT THEATER AU’S

the school show is coming up at Pic and Hit’s high school. Here are little AUs for how they get involved 

-Pic desperately wanting to be in the school play, and tries out. He doesnt quite make it, but lands a two-line role as an ensemble character which is good enough for him and he’s REALLY EXCITED 

-Pic landing the lead role, and being very excited but then suddenly everyone is pressuring him and he gets paranoid, and crew member Hit helps calm him down and focus

-Pic landing the lead role, and being a diva. Hit gets in the way trying to get a prop or something while Pic rushes across for a costume change, and they run into each other

-the classic “we’re playing love interests but we hate each other and then fall in love” cliche

-Pic and Hit joining the stage crew together, and Pic can’t help but sing along sometimes and gets flustered when people tell him he should be in the show

-Hit being a spotlight guy and always gazing at Pic from the spot box (and maybe misses a couple cues)

-Pic and Hit being spotlight guys together and sometimes flashing their lights across to each other in their eyes

-Hit helping Pic learn lines and pretending to be the romantic interest (”pleaseeee Hit? I need to practice for the role, thats all”)

-Hit getting jealous at rehersals seeing Pic with the person playing the romantic interest

-Hit actually being able to sing, and Pic encourages him to try out and he gets the role Pic wanted. This makes Pic angry at first, but then sees how happy Hit is and he’s fine with it

-Hit being an ensemble member and having a short dance number with Pic

-Hit cleaning up after a show and they lock him in but luckily Pic is still there and they’re locked in the theater for the night

-Hit in the spotlight box and after the show they forget to put his ladder down and he’s stuck up there. Pic finds him and thinks it’s hilarious, and Hit desperatley trying to get Pic to get his damn ladder

-Pic on skrim/curtain duty (I feel like he’d find it very exciting to walk the curtain back and forth)

-Pic painting the props/backdrops (bless this artsy child) BONUS: he and Hit having a paint war

I’d love to hear more ideas as well!

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