the lady with the monkey


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sexy daddies 

adorable talking polar bear 


attractive ladies

Handsome phoenix/Ananas idk


Cute flamingo brothers


Bodybuilder Dumbledore 






East Coast Bred

1,000 faces flash through my mind
1,000 chemicals float down my bloodstream
My psychiatrist shows me pictures of a college in Toronto that looks like Hogwarts
Then writes me a prescription in cursive

A news lady talks about wild fires in California
A news lady debunks some story of an Indian girl raised by monkeys
A skeleton runs up the stairs
I follow him

I hear a stranger screaming
Commanding me to calm down
Reassuring me they have my best interest in mind
I laugh
A shadow wishes me good luck sarcastically
I make black tea with skim milk
Then run into the night

I wrote a poem about my existential death anxiety
It freaked people out
I wrote about about self-control
No one bought it
I wrote a poem about the ocean
People said they were worried about me
I wrote a poem about the love of my life
Then immediately deleted it
I wrote a poem about nothing
And it was a smash hit

Bats flip out in bamboo forest next to my house
I pace with purpose
The moon asked if I could stop writing about it
blah blah blah
Thunder thunders
A sad man weeps
Trees look the other way
A soft wind whispers,
‘Your move asshole’

20 Favourite Songs

1. Coldplay - Swallowed In The Sea
2. U2 - Every Breaking Wave
3. The 1975 - Settle Down
4. Coldplay - Warning Sign
5. Coldplay - The Hardest Part
6. The Killers - All These Things That I’ve Done
7. Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent
8. Fleetwood Mac - Sentimental Lady
9. M83 - Splendor
10. MGMT - Time to Pretend
11. Of Monsters and Men - Yellow Light
12. M83 - Moonchild
13. Coldplay - Ink
14. Arcade Fire - Here Comes the Night Time
15. Coldplay - Square One
16. The Lumineers - Big Parade
17. Lana Del Rey - Ride
18. Crystal Castles - Baptism
19. Vance Joy - Georgia
20. Foals - My Number


Venus in Aries: Dope // Lady Gaga and One For the Road // Arctic Monkeys

“My heart would break without you / might not awake without you”

Venus in Taurus: Old Money// Lana Del Rey and Young God // Halsey

“But if you send for me, you know I’ll come / And if you call for me, you know I’ll run”

Venus in Gemini: 400 Lux // Lorde and Mind Mischief // Tame Impala

“You pick me up and take me home again / head out the window again”

Venus in Cancer: Over the Love// Florence + The Machine and Let It Happen // Tame Impala

“It’s always around me, all this noise /But not really as loud as the voice saying / let it happen”

Venus in Leo: Magnets // Disclosure ft. Lorde and Do I Wanna Know? // Arctic Monkeys

“I love this secret language that we’re speaking /Say it to me, let’s embrace the point of no return”

Venus in Virgo:  Recover// Chrvches and Islands// The xx

“I’ll give you one more chance to stay/ We can change or part ways”

Venus in Libra: I Can Change// Brandon Flowers and 505 // Arctic Monkeys

“I’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck”

Venus in Scorpio: Paparazzi // Lady Gaga and Serial Killer // Lana Del Rey

“I’m your biggest fan I’ll follow you until you love me”

Venus in Sagittarius: Junk of the Heart // The Kooks and Reptilia // The Strokes

“You’re a lover of the wild and a joker of the heart, but are you mine?”

Venus in Capricorn: She’s Thunderstorms // Arctic Monkeys and Linger // The Cranberries

“I thought the world of you / I thought nothing could go wrong, but I was wrong”

Venus in Aquarius: My Propeller// Arctic Monkeys and Crystalized // The xx

“If you can summon the strength, tow me /I can’t hold down the urgency /You’ve got to make your descent slowly”

Venus in Pisces: When You Were Young// The Killers and Holding On To You// Twenty One Pilots

“You should take my life, you should take my soul”

Lady Gaga - Diamond Heart

“The slow-build banger was written by Lady Gaga, the album’s co-producer Mark Ronson and Queens of the Stone Age’s Josh Homme.”


Lady Gaga, Mark Ronson, Josh Homme, BloodPop and Jeff Bhasker


Mark Ronson – bass, electric piano

BloodPop – rhythm track

Jeff Bhasker – synthesizers

Josh Homme – guitar

Josh Tillman (aka Father John Misty) – drums

Matt Helders – drums

As generic as the harsh dated “subdued verses/shout-y chorus” late-00′s Billboard pop we are used to from her, but Matt Helders is playing drums on this, folks.

Who's gonna get fucked by Sombra's ult

a scientific analysis

Ana - Her gun/nanoboost
Bastion - :(
D.Va - stuck in her mech ?????????
Genji -  :(((((((
Hanzo - there’s no way those are his real legs
Junkrat - arm,,,,, problems,,,,
Lucio - Leg/gun problems ??
McCree - more arm problems
Mei - no blizzard/her little bot is fucked
Mercy - staff/her entire suit ???? Is it technology??? is it witchcraft?? No one knows
Pharah - say goodbye to her every single ability. She will punch EVERYONE
Reaper - ??????????? He is the mist man
Reinhardt - shield/maybe armor???
Roadhog - ?????????
S76 - prepare to be blinded old man
Symmetra - arm/lifestyle problems
Torbjorn - fuck Torbjorn
Tracer - the thing in her chest ????? Ceasing to exist ????????????? CONCERN ???????????
Widowmaker - see like normal people, bitch
Winston - One Punch Monkey Man
Zarya - One Punch Russian Lady
Zenyatta - :“”((((((((((
Other Sombras- straight up just fucking dies

Tl;dr: reaper (a mist man) is the only one who safe from Sombra’s wrath

Aquarius Playlist

Reaper Man- Mother Mother
Miss Jackson- Panic! At The Disco
Where Did The Party Go- Fall Out Boy
Just One Yesterday- Fall Out Boy
Can You Feel My Heart- Bring Me The Horizon
Perhaps Vampires is a Bit Strong But…- Arctic Monkeys
Shake It Out- Florence + The Machine
Think of You- MS MR
Halo- Beyoncé
Fragile- Kerli
I Can’t Stay Away- The Veronicas
Poker Face- Lady Gaga
Uma Thurman- Fall Out Boy
Forget- Marina and the Diamonds
Habits (Stay High)- Tove Lo
Step- Vampire Weekend

The signs as Alex Turner's quotes

Aries : BOO

Taurus : I’m not miserable, it’s just me face

Gemini : there are only two superstars: Beyoncé and Miles Kane.

Cancer : Writing isn’t the same as speaking, I struggle with conversation

Leo : what can I say, I’m fearless

Virgo : I lost me fucking comb there. Rocked me comb out me pocket.

Libra : Are we all here? Oh… me heart is poundin’…

Scorpio : invoice me for the microphone if you need to

Sagittarius : don’t forget about the hips

Capricorn : ladieeeeeees

Aquarius : it’s not my cup of tea, that ( Lady Gaga)

Pisces : stupid slow dirty pc