the lady on the left tho

story time👭

i was told i should definatley post this story so here we go!:

So I was selling Girl Scout cookies at a cookie booth this weekend, and this little old lady walks up to the booth to buy cookies! She looks to me like she’s at least 70 she’s really old. She’s super friendly talking to us and telling us about what it was like when she was a Girl Scout. So finally she picks out 5 boxes to buy and she says “you know I don’t really like these cookies but my, uh, my spouse Sharon did.” And she continued to tell us about her wife Sharon who died 2 years ago from cancer. Sharon was a Girl Scout leader and she was 6ft tall and she just loved thin mints. And then Margaret (she said at this point her name was Margaret) pointed down to her shirt (which was HUGE on her) and said it belonged to Sharon and even tho it’s really big on her she still wears it all the time because it feel like Sharon is still there hugging her. And she told us that they had been together for 28 years and really loved each other. Then Margarets old lady friends came over so she had to go and she said good bye and after she left we were talking about it and I was so happy to have met her because it just made me so happy to meet this elderly lesbian Girl Scout and all of the sudden the sort of sad mood is interrupted because the other girl in my troop looks over to me and says “wow Kaitlyn, she was the first gay Girl Scout I’ve ever met besides you!” and all I responded with was “it was an experience" 

kpop male groups as students
  • BIGBANG: been in highschool for 10 years. super smart and funny but have been held back because they all managed to fail their tests. still cool though and the younger students throw rose petals at their feet as they walk the halls. one guy managed to pass the test so everyone is sh00k and super sad. savage but cute
  • EXO: memes. everyone likes them except the teachers. lost a few squad members as they transfered countries. hard to keep track of but they still c00l af. everyone knows their jokes and they all have managed to get hella good grades. also hella rich and have their own table with aspiring ceos and football stars lol
  • BTS: teachers hate them. stand on tables and throw books because they refuse to be apart of the schooling system. started riots during exam period but didn't get expelled. hella cute and are involved in every club. sometimes problematic but everyone somehow loves them hehe
  • SUPER JUNIOR : most of them are in uni. everyone knows like, that one squad member because he was savage. sometimes that one guy comes back and they have a ceremony but people forget him eventually lol. senior students still remember them from freshmen year. used to take up the whole damn cafeteria cause they wouldnt stop recruiting members.
  • SEVENTEEN: lost a few guys in primary. replaces suju's spot in the cafeteria and eats all the goddamn food. everyone knows them when they're walking around in the halls as a group but separately... nah fam. sometimes you can hear the vocal members in music class from the otherside of the building
  • GOT7: gets shit grades but people love them. one guy made them hella popular because he was too extra in class. some members are unpopular but they still have freshman chasing them lmao. sit at the front of class and you can hear their laughter from outside. ruined the school play by dabbing everytime they went on stage. became viral tho so it was worth it
  • MONSTA X: freshman love them because they're extra at the appropriate times. Too early or too late to trends but they're still a crowd pleaser hehe. teachers hate them because they got scholarships for "no reason" (even though they're very smart!!). photo day is their day
  • ASTRO: everyone loves them. teachers love them. the principle hates them because they distract everyone with their happiness. pass all of their exams and are involved in many clubs. everyone only knows that one guy tho because of his photo day picture (he looked hella g00d)
  • BAP: got expelled for doing the same shit as bts l o l. but the principle called them back in after a few years because he realized that they got scholarships for a reason lmao
  • INFINITE: no one knows every single guy individually but they can sense their outgoing atmosphere, yknow. everyone ignores them but they also don't want them to graduate and leave lol
  • VIXX: no one talks to them because they're scared they will get roasted and become twitter famous lol
  • KNK: known for being the tall freshmen. no they dont play on the basketball team. no one knows their names but its because they seem shy when in reality everyone's too lazy to look up all the time and talk to them so they just ignore them
  • SHINee: did they graduate? no. the teachers won't let them so they have to suffer a few more years. worth it tho because they inspire every student. sometimes bring chaos into the school but the principle is cool about it lol
  • NCT : freshmen who appeared from nowhere. jk they were in their rooms srudying the entire time cause their parents were hella strict. had to be split up into groups according to favorite subjects because the teachers felt sorry for the cafeteria ladies at this point. some guys are in more than one group tho cause their parents hate them yikes
  • BtoB: no one remembers their grades. they just know them lmao because they're handsome and speak in a lot of ceremonies. seniors who look like they've been friends for 15 years. kinda quiet but... also hella loud lmao
  • WINNER: one guy left the school and everyone cried. got shitty grades because the teachers forgot about them. had some amazing test results but no one noticed
  • iKON: were supposed to be studying music but somehow their main subject became japanese. no one knows what they do because they all spend their life in that goddamn japanese class room. teachers pay too much attention to them but do nothing oml
  • Shinhwa : older than half of the teachers. no one remembered them but they still walked into school 5 days after reunion day and somehow everyone kind of did remember them... idk lol. got good grades and sort of encouraged the students after them to pursue their dreams :'). still hella old tho
Who is this Tumblr?

Originally posted by tennydr10confidential

Y/n has created a chatroom.

Y/n has invited Nat and Wanda.

Y/n: Okay girls, I have something important to show you.

Nat: I’m intrigued?

Wanda: Is it naked Thor?



Wanda: What, girl has her needs.

Wanda: But you’re seriously not going to tell me he’s not hot.

Y/N: He’s old.

Wanda: You mean, he’s hot for an old guy.

Nat: Y/n, Cap and Bucky are almost hundred but that doesn’t stop you from gushing over them.

Y/N: Nah, he’s just pretty much old.

Wanda: Y/n stop, you’re not fooling anyone.

Y/N: About that, I have something to share with you, as I already mentioned but you girls have a concentration of a two year old, so.

Nat: Hey don’t assault, I may have a concertation of a child, but I certainly don’t punch like one.

Wanda: Y/n do you feel like flying?

Y/N: What do you mean?

Y/N: Not funny Wanda, LET ME THE FUCK DOWN.

Wanda: Since you asked so nicely.

Y/N: Damn you, Wanda.

Y/N: By let me down, I didn’t mean throw me into wall and almost break all of my bones.

Nat: Wanda, sometimes I think you’re bigger child than Tony.

Y/N: Let’s face it, you can never be bigger child than Tony.

Nat: Ah, true story.

Y/N: Will you now finally let me say what I have to say?

Wanda: Spill your soul, honey.

Y/N: You know I was telling you about Tumblr and fanfictions, yeah?

Nat: I think I still quiet don’t get it.

Y/N: Anyways, I found this amazing fanfiction about Steve and Bucky.

Y/N: It gave me all kind of different feelings.

Nat has added Bucky and Steve.

Nat: Guys, I think Y/n wants to tell you something.


Y/N: You better start running.

Steve has added Tony, Sam, Thor, Clint and Vision.

Y/N: Oh thanks Steve.

Steve: Anytime.

Steve: Now do you want to explain yourself?

Thor: May I just inquire, who is this Tumblr you’re speaking of?

Clint: Buddy, you don’t even wanna know.

Tony: As I wise man once said, stay away from Tumblr. You don’t wanna get involved.

Sam: It’s not who, it’s a page on the internet.

Steve: Tony, who was that “wise man”?

Y/N: I agree with Clint and Tony, it’s not for innocence people like you, Thor.

Vision: My sources claim that Tumblr is a microblogging and social networking website founded by David Karp in 2007, and owned by Yahoo! since 2013. The service allows users to post multimedia and other content to a short-form blog. Users can follow other users’ blogs. Bloggers can also make their blogs private. For bloggers, many of the website’s features are accessed from a “dashboard” interface.

Thor: I am not innocence.

Thor: I’ve killed many enemies and I fear nothing. One little foolish page can’t do much.

Sam: Yep, definitely too green for Tumblr.

Tony: Simply, page where people post stuff about their favourite celebrity.

Tony: Me of course.

Wanda: Vision, did you take that from Wikipedia?

Clint: Oh you just console yourself with that, Thor.

Vision: My sources gave me this information.

Steve: Why did I even ask anything?

Y/N: You’re our little innocence puppy.

Bucky: I still want to know about that fanfiction that you found

Thor: I can assure you I am not a puppy.

Bucky: Is it good?

Sam: Bucky, your gay is showing.

Tony: Oh Thor.

Thor: Mr. Barnes, I didn’t know you were homosexual.

Bucky: I am not.

Vision has left the chat.

Y/N: Face it Buck, we all know you got hot’s for our captain America.

Steve: We are very good friends.

Nat: That’s what they all say, “JUST FRIENDS”

Wanda: Wait am I the only one here that’s team Stony?

Clint: No you’re not.

Thor: What’s team Stony?

Sam: No Thor

Sam: You don’t want to know.

Sam: You should just leave and never ever mention Tumblr again.

Sam: Or fanfictions.

Thor: How dare you tell son of Odin, god of Thunder to leave?


Y/N: I love you Sam, but THOR LISTEN TO BUCKY.

Y/N: Just tell me when you’re about to do it cuz I want to film it.

Y/N: Imagine how many notes I would get for that.

Sam: O thanks Y/N, I really appreciate it.

Nat: You know when love you, but that would be spectacular.

Thor: All right guys, be right back.

Thor: Or how you kids write it.

Thor: BRB

Sam has been disconnected

Thor has left the chat.

Nat: I have to see this.

Nat has left the chat.

Wanda: Right behind you.

Y/N: Film it for me.

Wanda has left the chat.

Y/N: Thanks to Wanda I can’t go now.

Tony: Well I will film it for you Y/N.

Tony has left the chat.

Bucky: So the fanfiction, what was it about?

Y/N: Oh you know, basic stuff.

Clint: Wait Y/N, is it that one that you showed me like a week ago?

Y/N: Yep that would be the one.

Steve: I am curios now, what was it about? Beside me and Bucky.

Clint: That is peace of art.

Y/N: Every fanfiction is a piece of art.

Thor has joined the chat.

Bucky: I can agree on that one.

Bucky: Not because I read them.

Bucky: But because people put effort in it, you know.

Steve: Just stop Bucky, you’re embarrassing yourself.

Thor: I’ve got him lady Y/n, just like you said.

Thor: Oh no, that was Mr. Barnes.

Thor: Anyhow, he was lightning like a Christmas tree.

Y/N: Man I wish I could’ve see that.

Clint: I will go check on him.

Clint: And don’t worry, I will take photos.

Clint has left the chat.

Steve: maybe I would pay him a visit too.

Thor: Oh it’s nothing.

Steve has left the chat.

Thor: I didn’t hurt him that badly.

Bucky: I still want to know about that fanfiction.

Y/N: God damn it, it was about you and Steve Fucking, will you shut up now?

Thor: So you are homosexual, Mr. Barnes?

Bucky: No, I am not.

Bucky: But would you mind sending me link tho?

Thor: I want to read it too.

Y/N: No Thor, I will find you some fanfiction about Jane and you.

Y/N: Meanwhile, don’t hit me with no thunder.

Y/N: Bucky come to my room and I will show you.

Thor: I would never hurt you, Lady Y/N.

Thor: Only because you would hurt me ten times more.

Bucky has left the chat.

Y/N: Ah my child.

Thor: You have a child, Lady Y/N?

Y/N: No Thor, I don’t, but I may adopt you.

Thor: I don’t think that will be quiet possible, considering my age.

Y/N: Yeah but your mental age is three so it’s fine.

Y/N has left the chat

Thor: I do not have a mental age of a three year old.

Thor: Oh she left.

Thor: But I do enjoy the chocolate.

Thor: Was that what she meant?

Thor has left the chat.


One week ago I flew to Paris to attend my first B.A.P concert, and in the days that followed I was too busy touristing to properly write about it. But we just got back home this morning, and the post-concert depression is setting in, so here goes…

As seen in the pic above, we got great seats where we could see the whole show with no one blocking our sight (or room to breathe). We got in pretty early, and could’ve gotten spots on the floor, but were really happy with this view. It was great, because we had lots of room to dance when the DJ played. Though me and my partner somehow managed to always move to the left and push the poor old lady next to us from her seat. She seemed happy tho, lmao. And the DJ was awesome. Everyone cheered and danced and had a blast, and it rly set the mood. It was lit af and I was kinda sad when it ended tbh XD

Let’s talk about Zelo. This kid was an explosion of fanservice. Interacted a lot with the fans and threw hearts everywhere. Last one to leave the stage, and ran back in for a sec bc he’s a tease. He spoke a lot of English, which was great since I don’t speak much French, lol. I’m sure y’all know by now, but his new solo is entirely in English, and he sings. I had this song stuck in my head the next day. 

Jongup was a shy gentleman, oh my god. It was his time to pick a fan to bring on stage, and when finding out she was 18 he joked he might get in trouble with the police. We laughed. He lead her all the way back down the stage afterwards. He didn’t perform his solo, which was a shame bc it was the solo I’d been looking forward to the most.

Youngjae. This wrecker, omg. He showed off his great pronunciation when they introduced themselves in French in the beginning. He spoke a lot, probably more than Jongup when the fan was on stage. During Carnival he ran around with a camera filming the fans, and it was adorable. Wow, I love him.

I’ve wanted to hear Daehyun sing live for so long, and he was truly amazing. He performed his solo song, which was fucking lit. I haven’t watched any fancams, but I’m pretty sure he was dancing in the US. Here he barely did any dancing, and was alone on stage, but it was great. He was the bartender during Jongup’s fan event, and told the girl “ONLY ONE” when she couldn’t pick her favorite member. I’ve heard his little giggle live, oh my god.

HIMCHAN. Okay. This man is amazing. Lead the fan chants. He wasn’t on stage during Farmata, but I don’t know if he was in the US tour. Everyone cheered really loud whenever it was his parts in any song. Best moment of the whole concert was probably at the end when they were all saying goodbye, and when it was Himchan’s turn we all screamed so loud and long that he did a little bow before we’d let him speak, lmao. He got a lot of love.

Yongguk didn’t say much, which should be no surprise to anyone, but he was happy. I was just so happy to see him. He shouted a lot into the mic. During BangX2 he suddenly had a big water gun and went crazy with it while the others sang the last chorus. Everyone cheered really loud for all his parts as well. His smile is just gorgeous. He got a Tigger. When waving their goodbyes, he really made sure to direct his attention at every part of the audience. He looked deeply thankful and content.

Some favorite moments:

At one point Zelo did one of his impressive back flips, followed by Jongup, and then Youngjae came running raising his hands in the air, and I was like “wait what? is he gonna do it too?” but then he just rolled on the floor. Still raised his arms in triumf as we cheered and laughed. Jongup looked so done. Daehyun died.

During the fan event, I think someone asked the girl who her favorite was (I listened more to the Korean than the French translator) and she responded with Youngjae, Daehyun & Jongup (aka everyone on stage except for Banghim bc Zelo was preparing for his solo). Himchan got up from his chair and went over to Yongguk like “let’s get out of here” lmao

SKYDIVE. Oh my god, this stage was just so fucking cool. Watching all six of them finally perform this song on stage together was beautiful, and the whole audience shouted “SKYDIVE” so damn loud. Jongup’s part was epic as always. Wow, I saw that live.

I’m so proud and thankful for the audience. We cheered and sang along so well, stomping the floor. The boys seemed really happy with us, lol. After the encore, when we knew they wouldn’t come back up again, the DJ played Wake Me Up, and everyone stayed behind to sing the entire song to an empty stage. That was precious. I hadn’t met a single BABY irl before this day, so being surrounded by thousands was really cool, and everyone was so nice and helpful all day. Thank you, French BABYz ♡

And for those who’ve been wondering how my partner was gonna enjoy himself, he had a blast. On the way home he had Feel So Good stuck on his head, and it’s a song he’s never shown much interest in before. He was sad they didn’t perform 1004, because that was the first BAP song he really liked. His own words after the concert: “Well, at this point I gotta be at least a 8 months old fetus, right?” BABY in the making, for sure.

some fun customers that happened to me while working at sephora, just in case you’re under the impression people are less weird while shopping for makeup:

  1. the guy who wanted to apply to the store and sat on the checkout counter for 30 minutes while showing me his portfolio. when he FINALLY left there was a live tick where he’d been sitting. i had to walk it across the store without alarming any other customers and discreetly flush it down the toilet.
  2. when tick guy returned a few weeks later i found him applying makeup to clients as though he worked there.
  3. the woman who came in with her 3-yr-old in tow to get her makeup done for the affair she was having. she asked me to make her look sexy but i definitely did not.
  4. the girl who loudly told me all about her lactation problems and sex life while i shaped her eyebrows.
  5. the cult member who came in while the store was empty and cornered me to try and recruit me to her apocalyptic catholic sect, WHICH, as she claimed, met in a garage two towns over and saw visions of the virgin mary. 
  6. the 12 year old shoplifter who threatened me by telling me she had rage problems and shouldn’t be crossed. i didn’t know what to do so i handed her a nice smelling perfume and told her “smell this, it might help.”
  7. the mother of a groom who spent 1.5 hours trying to set me up with her son’s best friend while i did her makeup and she fed me chocolates.
  8.  the shoplifter i bonded with over being gay. we took selfies in the makeup mirrors even tho i’m pretty sure he ganked like $100 of urban decay? whatever, he looked cute.
  9. the other shoplifter (not my friend) who used her baby as a decoy.
  10. the guy who came in to buy a gift for his girlfriend and by the time he’d left i’d learned his entire origin story as a struggling actor who auditioned to play a werewolf in twilight but wasn’t brave enough to buy the plane ticket when he got a callback. i think he had a personal epiphany about his life in those 45 minutes.
  11. one time huda kattan came in and bought so many $500 gift cards the JCP management thought it was a scam even tho we literally had her face on one of the displays like the week before
  12. literally every middle aged lady ever who came into the store looking for lipstick.
  13. i have more but i ran out of energy typing goodnight everybody.

alright. let’s liveblog this 30 hour greyhound trip.

so. bus hasn’t even left yet, already got a man yelling about his lost luggage and swearing he’s gonna fight someone. got real quiet when the officer got back on the bus tho.

lady walked past me and declared to the bus that her underwear was falling down

and the girl next to me is cute af. stay tuned.


The Hobama Senses Series, Part I: Sound

“Sing for me,” Obama said, holding his hands up to his ears. And Harry did. 
“Not bad,” the President of the United States of America said with a smirk.
Harry held up his hands to his ears now, pressing his lips together to keep from giggling as he mimicked President Obama. “Your turn, Barrack.”
Obama pretended that he was going to go along with it and sing but suddenly he pulled out an air horn. “Agh!” Harry gasped at the loud noise, reaching up to cover his ear.

anonymous asked:

taekook casino AU :D

Taehyung was 100% sure something was up. He’d played Poker a few times in his life, always with his friends, always for fun, betting on sweets or who would wash the dishes. He’d been pretty lucky, usually ending somewhere in the middle, not having to do any of the loser’s work but never really winning either. And yet.

And yet here he was, at a fancy casino, hours after his brother’s wedding, having thought “why not” when he saw a seat open at the poker table, winning. Oh but not just any kind of winning, oh no. He was fucking wiping the dust with the other players. He’d only lost one round the entire game. Just one

“Call” the dealer announced and Tae watched in amazement as, yet again, he had the highest bid. “Winner. Next round, gents?”

One of the ladies at the table patter Tae’s shoulder and got up, leaving with a suave wave. Only him and two more guys left then.

“Hit me…” One of them grumbled, pushing all of his remaining chips in the middle “All in. Let’s finish this.”

The other guy repeated the action and Tae rushed to do the same. 

Guess who won.

Taehyung watched as the lady behind the counter counted up his earning and made a nice little pile for him, before handing it all out and offering a forced congratulations. He didn’t go far from the entrance tho. He waited by the staircases leading into the hotel part, waiting a few minutes until he spotted him.


The dealer that had been serving his table almost yelped, completely startled “Oh! Umm… You’re the… yeah, uhh, hi…?”

Tae giggled, latching his arm ontt the other’s “Jungkook, right?”

“Uhh… yeah…?”

“Let me treat you to some dinner! After all, you cheated so much for me to get those cards, would be a shame not to get to know each other a bit more, right?”

Send me a pairing and an AU and I’ll write you a small fic

hogwarts appeared as abandoned ruins right? to muggles? i like to think that occasionally a muggle would want to explore those ruins. some poor bugger on a hike, completely lost and turned around, finds this massive old rambling castle, covered in moss and falling down. the muggle wouldn’t be able to see that the castle was in use.

could muggles wander through lessons in class rooms, completely unaware of the spells flying around their heads as they took pictures of rusty hinges and faded tapestries? did students piss themselves laughing as filch followed hooligans around with a mop and bucket as they graffitied fluro dicks on the walls? did they laugh even harder at the hooligans freaking out as their work slowly scrubbed itself away? because lets face it filch wouldn’t give two shits about wizard/muggle relations he’d clean the paint up before it dried.

 muggles wouldn’t be able to see the students. but could they feel the students? could they hear them? where the students like ghosts to the muggles? were muggles like ghosts to the students? could students shepherd muggles onto the moving stair cases so they would stay still to appear non magic? did ten year olds do cart wheels down dining tables in the great hall and swear they could hear cheers and whistles, tho their friends claimed it was the wind echoing? 

did two adventurous souls brave the crumbling stair case, and search for the gryffindor portrait hole, because they just knew there was a way into that massive bloody tower? when they did eventually get in - an easy feat without the fat lady being able to shut them down, did they congratulate themselves by fucking in a four poster bed?

and then, once they left, the muggles could never find the place again. they couldn’t find it on records, they couldn’t plot it on a map. did they spend every trip to scottland searching for that castle because honey i know you don’t care but i swear it was around here somewhere?

//Oh god. It’s finally happened. The new conservatives are finally figuring out 4chans Alt right was a troll and how it’s screwing up politics in a major way.

//Ladies and gents, allow me to introduce, the Alt-lite. Ring wingers without the influence of 4chan and it’s meme powers of hate and lolz. Same message, only without the hatful trolling.

//it raises the question tho, was 4chan purposefully acting like memed neo nazis to polarize people into picking a far left and far right for their own personal gain? From my research, it seems very likely.

may i present, err, paco? and his loyal chauffeur/bodyguard/croney.

can totally see what you were going for with those recolours, tbirds animation/modelling team. you wanted parker to be wearing a white linen suit. you wanted an open shirt and you wanted to see some chest hair. ideally, you wanted a gold chain to go with that gold tooth. and, of course, you wanted a gross pencil moustache. it’d have been awesome, totally completed the fake-tanned mafia boss look. i know, i know. money’s tight. can’t be spending it all on virtual clothes.

penny’s just wearing a skirt version of parker’s TOS chauffeur uniform. (anybody else think its weird that parker has his TOS hat but not the outfit to go with it?)

anyway. this episode might just give me the mafia tbirds AU i’ve been dreaming of. well. i always saw penny as the mob boss, but this role-reversal is actually kind of awesome.

huntress-of-the-forest  asked:

I have so many ideas about new overwatch characters. Well, more like the mechanics of the character, not much about backstory and things. One of them is this mechanic/engineer kind of guy who doesn't really have much other than a small body shield and a pistol, but he can pick up other peoples weapons after they die and use them until they run out of ammo. (Tho he cant use Hanzo's bow or D.V's mech) He can also "rewire" things to work for their team, like junkrats trap, Symettras teleporter (1)

His ultimate would be a bit like Junkrats riptire except it would be this little drone thing that can sneak up on people and electrocute them. Another character is this badass one-armed support lady. (I kind of thought some sort of veteran, homeless on the streets, left to fend for herself.) and she has this metal whip which is multifunctional. It can heal allies but also electrocute enemies. It can also be used a bit like widowmakers grappling hook except i was thinking more indiana jones (2)

Style Where basically, you know in hanamura where you have that side entrance to objective B that you can only get there if you teleport or fly. She can like grab onto a wooden beam and almost swing over. I don’t really know what her ultimate would be, i was thinking her character was very much support but Ana style where she’s still deadly. I also had this idea for basically a chainsaw wielding maniac. Very like the character from dead by daylight. They have a charge ability and also a (3)

Deflect ability. I was thinking that there ultimate was like death blossom except chainsaw on a chain. Basically what im saying is i am unoriginal and take ideas already in the game and stuff them into half baked ideas. But i saw your ideas for characters and thought id share mine with you

ooooooh those all sound pretty cool! the first hero i could think would be either a support or an offense hero, sort of like sombra! i also like the chainsaw guy, that could be pretty neat! he might be a tank or offense hero, depending on if he should be high dps vs meatshield

heyitsmeyourbestfriend  asked:

(its a sleepover)This is the anything category but one time me n my twin was getting picked up from a sleepover and kept telling us to hurry up with our packing and when we left we saw the direct aftermath of a car crash. Like a few mins early and we would of seen it. A really old lady was better at directing traffic than the cop lady that came. Everyone came out fine tho just shake up n lots of glass.

;;AA;; OH MY , I am glad everyone made it in one piece in the end! 

and kudos to that old lady for being a badass ~ ! 

I See You

Originally posted by isthiscalum

Requested: Yes

Warning: None

My requests are open I write stuff if I get inspired to wrie, can’t force art. You can always come talk to me as well I love friends. 

In a world where everything is black and white until you’re in the same room as your soulmate.

Michael was lonely. Sure, he had a huge fanbase and sure he had a band but he was lonely. He was jealous. He was jealous of people who were able to see colors. Michael did not know what a color was, all he knew was black and white. He was getting impatient, everyone around him as finding their other half while he was still alone.

It was the last show of the tour and everyone was pumped, the energy was off the roof. The boys stepped on the stage and the crowd roared, making Michael smile proudly. They put on the best show they could, did the thing they did the best. What Michel didn’t notice through all the blinding light was that a faint color of brown.

‘’Amazing ending you guys! Great job!’’ Ben said giving all of them high fives. The boys laughed and agreed. ‘’Can’t believe it’s over now… Can’t wait to go home tho.’’ Ashton said. ‘’Missed my lady.’’ He added with a dreamy look on his face. ‘’Okay lover boy.’’ Said Michael in a playful tone,hiding his jealousy.’’Before you guys go back, I want you to meet my niece, she’s studying music in college and is brilliant. I believe she’s going to be working with Feldy after she graduates.’’ The boys nodded in agreement. ‘’Sure thing.’’ Luke said, changing his shirt. ‘’You guys change, I’ll go find her.’’

Ben left the room and the boys hurried to change their sweaty clothes. Michael was bust trying to find his guitar pick to put it in his bag. ‘’Where is it?’’ He mumbled. Suddenly, something extraordinary happened. Michael saw something he has never seen before. A bright red guitar pick. He gasped loudly and dropped the bag in his hand only to look down and see the bag was, in fact green. He was shocked. He has never seen color before, how come he knew the names of the colors?. ‘’Boys, meet my niece Y/N.’’ Michael turned around fast only to find a face as shocked as his. He stared at the girl’s eyes and he was certain that her eyes had the most beautiful color he would ever see. 

disreputabledog  asked:

Tasha, Still can’t believe you took the Iron Bull to [several incorrect spellings are scratched out] Emprise [‘do’ is scratched out] du Lion and left me. But spending time with Lady Josie (can’t spell her last name) has been good, too, and at least I’m not freezing my horns off. Still kind of mad you picked BULL!!!! instead of me, tho. (Assa— Asaran— ASAARANDA helped me with this letter, hello from him. He also insists it’s ‘though’ not ‘tho’ but I don’t see how that’s true.) (1/2)

Can’t wait until you’re back in Skyhold—promise you won’t leave me behind next time, ok? Save travels. Love, Gallant (2/2) 


I cannot believe you would complain about not getting dragged off to southern Orlais! Oh, its so horrible here, its freezing and the people have lost all hope. I wish I was back at Skyhold already, but someone has to stabilize the region. There are so many red templars here and I’m certain at least half of them used to be townsfolk.

You cannot expect me to believe you’d genuinely rather be here in the snow with me instead of Skyhold? Bull has his talents, keeping me warm at night among other things. Plus, you know I bring him everywhere lately. But between you and me, this cold really isn’t doing me any favors, I’ve had the same nightmare about escaping the avalanche at Haven four nights in a row now. I try not to let it bother me, I can tell Bull’s worrying already.

Maybe next time I’ll bring you and Bull and we’ll intimidate everybody we run into. Sera can can stand on my shoulders and then we’ll really have fun. I should be back in two weeks(maybe more, maybe less), and I’ll get you some sweets on the way back to make up for leaving you behind.

Love, Tash

[the beginnings of the word “inquisitor” are scratched out in front of her name and the parchment smells strongly of embrium horn balm]

E3 2017: Nintendo Conference

-Arms trailer, makes sense
-Oooh Rocket League confirmation! That’s a heck of a get actually
-and Pokken Tourney DX
-aand “fifa switch” which again is not Fifa 18
-…it still looks pretty nice tho? I guess we’ll see what happens
-Hell yea Splatoon 2
-Reggie are you talking about a video game or “the game” as in like a life of crime
-“maybe even… an odyssey” cute
Xenoblade Chronicles X
-I’m torn on the character art it’s not as good as 1’s was
-that rival lady looks cool tho
-“REX!” “shepard.”
-Ohhhh that’s so anime i dig it lmao
Kirby (2018)
-“sometimes you need a hero! sometimes you’re holding out for a hero, until the end of the night!”
-kirby can enslave his enemies?!?!?!?!!?
-It looks like this is built for optional 4p co-op nice
-Reiterating Pokken Switch DX
Metroid Prime 4
-it must have JUST started development if they have nothing to show tbh
Yoshi (2018)
-NEW YOSHI?!?!?!
-ooh interesting a Yoshi’s Wooly World follow-up :o
-I like that Yoshi’s felt now and that the aesthetic is papercraft now
-this looks GORGEOUS holy fuck
Fire Emblem Warriors
-“A long, long time ago…” in a galaxy far, far away
- Okay so we got Chrom, Lobster Man, Corrin, Xander, Oh Hai Marth…
-So does this mean this game’s Corrin is specifically F!Corrin? Interesting
-Working Together! Solving the Problems!
Skyrim Switch
-“select Zelda items” aww
-“oh! When did this master sword get in MY hand?” Aonuma plz
-Trial of the Sword
-Interesting so looks like it operates on the rules of that one Island Trial
-Heroes Path
-New costumes (hard to say if they do anything specific tho)
-Master Mode
-Ooh Kass is back :o
-All My Friends Are Dead
-The Champion’s Ballad is DLC pack 2
-….DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE GONNA PLAY AS ZELDA????? Or like the champions maybe
-well i would have liked more detail on what’s going on with that last pack but sure
-I hope they’re close to that quality but i doubt it they look SUPER good
-I love that her shield covers her butt lmao
-so what do they do Aonuma oh you’re gone ok
-Reggie is actually the Last Man on Earth and the remnants of Nintendo are playing some Twilight Zone bullshit on him
-“Check out our sick booth YOU’LL NEVER SEE IN PERSON FUCKERS”
-yea i gotta agree with Jim Sterling they didn’t call it the INKVITATIONAL?????
-Cooks Vs Cons For Fitegames?!?!?!
Mario x Rabbids: Kingdom Battle
-Yea I’m still not sure how to feel about this
Rocket League (Burnin out its fuse up here alone)
-unique items/cars, cross play
-all updates previously released, wireless multiplayer
Super Mario Odyssey
-…Monster Hunter?
-No wait that’s just a
-new costumes?????