the lady on the left tho

story time👭

i was told i should definatley post this story so here we go!:

So I was selling Girl Scout cookies at a cookie booth this weekend, and this little old lady walks up to the booth to buy cookies! She looks to me like she’s at least 70 she’s really old. She’s super friendly talking to us and telling us about what it was like when she was a Girl Scout. So finally she picks out 5 boxes to buy and she says “you know I don’t really like these cookies but my, uh, my spouse Sharon did.” And she continued to tell us about her wife Sharon who died 2 years ago from cancer. Sharon was a Girl Scout leader and she was 6ft tall and she just loved thin mints. And then Margaret (she said at this point her name was Margaret) pointed down to her shirt (which was HUGE on her) and said it belonged to Sharon and even tho it’s really big on her she still wears it all the time because it feel like Sharon is still there hugging her. And she told us that they had been together for 28 years and really loved each other. Then Margarets old lady friends came over so she had to go and she said good bye and after she left we were talking about it and I was so happy to have met her because it just made me so happy to meet this elderly lesbian Girl Scout and all of the sudden the sort of sad mood is interrupted because the other girl in my troop looks over to me and says “wow Kaitlyn, she was the first gay Girl Scout I’ve ever met besides you!” and all I responded with was “it was an experience" 

You're speaking to one!

So I work as a manager in a Halloween store. It has its ups and downs. Here’s two examples.

Lady bought a 5 dollar item. After she handed over the cash and the drawer popped open, the girl on register, we’ll call her C, put the money in. Now before she closed her drawer, the woman decided she didn’t want the item and wanted her money back. Now right behind the register, there’s a sign that says “All Sales Are Final”. And all the cashiers say this before and after every transaction. The lady demanded her money back. Now this is C’s first job so she didn’t know exactly what to do. She called for me, and when I came over I noticed her drawer was just a tiny bit open. She didn’t close it because she didn’t know what to do. The lady was like, “I want my five dollars.” I then preceded to tell her we cannot refund her item, but we can do an exchange for something of the same price. She started to yell and say she was in a rush and that the drawer was still open so clearly we could just reach in, give her the damn money, and then void it later. I told her we couldn’t, and I looked her right in the eyes and closed the drawer. She then started screaming on the top of her lungs and said it was a “bitch move” and said we all had a nasty attitude and this was terrible customer service. She demanded to speak to a manager. I then informed her that she was already yelling at the manager. She was shocked and sucked her teeth and said she was gonna complain to corporate. Our security guard had to come handle it. I felt so bad for C because it’s her first job and she was very clearly angry and ready to whoop some ass, but she composed herself very well.

And on a good note, the most popular costumes this year for boys are blow up t-Rex’s, and for girls it’s Disneys Decendants. A lady came in looking for a trex costume for her son. I told her we had one, but it was a child’s size, and while her son was young, he was very tall. So I told her I would help locate one. I called my last job, a 3rd & Charlies, because I know they had some when I left. They were all out. And I called another Halloween store, because I had started the job at that location, and I know they had a few of the t-Rex skeleton blow ups. But they were sold out as well. The lady was so greatful for all the places I called even tho we couldn’t locate one, and afterwards asked if she could speak to a manager. I then informed her that she was speaking to one, and she got super smiley and was like, “oh thank god! I was gonna ask to speak to a manager to inform them that you needed to be promoted because you are excellent manager material. Good for you!” That made my day. :)

kpop male groups as students
  • BIGBANG: been in highschool for 10 years. super smart and funny but have been held back because they all managed to fail their tests. still cool though and the younger students throw rose petals at their feet as they walk the halls. one guy managed to pass the test so everyone is sh00k and super sad. savage but cute
  • EXO: memes. everyone likes them except the teachers. lost a few squad members as they transfered countries. hard to keep track of but they still c00l af. everyone knows their jokes and they all have managed to get hella good grades. also hella rich and have their own table with aspiring ceos and football stars lol
  • BTS: teachers hate them. stand on tables and throw books because they refuse to be apart of the schooling system. started riots during exam period but didn't get expelled. hella cute and are involved in every club. sometimes problematic but everyone somehow loves them hehe
  • SUPER JUNIOR : most of them are in uni. everyone knows like, that one squad member because he was savage. sometimes that one guy comes back and they have a ceremony but people forget him eventually lol. senior students still remember them from freshmen year. used to take up the whole damn cafeteria cause they wouldnt stop recruiting members.
  • SEVENTEEN: lost a few guys in primary. replaces suju's spot in the cafeteria and eats all the goddamn food. everyone knows them when they're walking around in the halls as a group but separately... nah fam. sometimes you can hear the vocal members in music class from the otherside of the building
  • GOT7: gets shit grades but people love them. one guy made them hella popular because he was too extra in class. some members are unpopular but they still have freshman chasing them lmao. sit at the front of class and you can hear their laughter from outside. ruined the school play by dabbing everytime they went on stage. became viral tho so it was worth it
  • MONSTA X: freshman love them because they're extra at the appropriate times. Too early or too late to trends but they're still a crowd pleaser hehe. teachers hate them because they got scholarships for "no reason" (even though they're very smart!!). photo day is their day
  • ASTRO: everyone loves them. teachers love them. the principle hates them because they distract everyone with their happiness. pass all of their exams and are involved in many clubs. everyone only knows that one guy tho because of his photo day picture (he looked hella g00d)
  • BAP: got expelled for doing the same shit as bts l o l. but the principle called them back in after a few years because he realized that they got scholarships for a reason lmao
  • INFINITE: no one knows every single guy individually but they can sense their outgoing atmosphere, yknow. everyone ignores them but they also don't want them to graduate and leave lol
  • VIXX: no one talks to them because they're scared they will get roasted and become twitter famous lol
  • KNK: known for being the tall freshmen. no they dont play on the basketball team. no one knows their names but its because they seem shy when in reality everyone's too lazy to look up all the time and talk to them so they just ignore them
  • SHINee: did they graduate? no. the teachers won't let them so they have to suffer a few more years. worth it tho because they inspire every student. sometimes bring chaos into the school but the principle is cool about it lol
  • NCT : freshmen who appeared from nowhere. jk they were in their rooms srudying the entire time cause their parents were hella strict. had to be split up into groups according to favorite subjects because the teachers felt sorry for the cafeteria ladies at this point. some guys are in more than one group tho cause their parents hate them yikes
  • BtoB: no one remembers their grades. they just know them lmao because they're handsome and speak in a lot of ceremonies. seniors who look like they've been friends for 15 years. kinda quiet but... also hella loud lmao
  • WINNER: one guy left the school and everyone cried. got shitty grades because the teachers forgot about them. had some amazing test results but no one noticed
  • iKON: were supposed to be studying music but somehow their main subject became japanese. no one knows what they do because they all spend their life in that goddamn japanese class room. teachers pay too much attention to them but do nothing oml
  • Shinhwa : older than half of the teachers. no one remembered them but they still walked into school 5 days after reunion day and somehow everyone kind of did remember them... idk lol. got good grades and sort of encouraged the students after them to pursue their dreams :'). still hella old tho

How many tropes are left tho honestly?

- catching the other coming out of the shower, sharing food & bed sharing (Cas needs to be Human though, not quite yet)

- “you love him don’t you!” “Ummm noo????!” Awkward backing out of the room. Oh no wait that’s already been kinda done… ok but more blatant please so I’ll keep it.

- acting like a married couple so people already think you’re together. Ok scratch that one that’s done too but let’s have instead:

- actually mistaken for a couple by a sweet little old lady so you don’t correct her to keep her happy and totally not cos you kinda love it for the moment it lasts

- hiding and getting stuck caught right up against each other in a closet panting heavily

- being jealous of other people taking the other away from you. Also been done, but let’s ramp this up with Jack ok?

Ok I’m literally running out thought they’ve already done so many :p

p5 hc

just some hc ive been thinkin but for a while. Also this is gonna be EXTREMELY  LONG

- akira is the cool quiet type. externally. Internally, hes a fucking dirty memester and never misses an oppurtunity to drop subtle outdated memes

-*akira under his breath*: get rekt, scrub

- he also only has like two different smiles: his soft ‘look at all the friends i made along the way’ smile and the dirty ‘fucking gotcha in ya dirty face’ grin

- so basically people who think they know him are WRONG,, u gotta get real close and personal to figure out this dude

-ryuji is like aggressively protective of his friends.


- (also ignoring all the shitty canon of the sacrifice(you know what i mean)and some backstory)

Keep reading

Who is this Tumblr?

Originally posted by tennydr10confidential

Y/n has created a chatroom.

Y/n has invited Nat and Wanda.

Y/n: Okay girls, I have something important to show you.

Nat: I’m intrigued?

Wanda: Is it naked Thor?



Wanda: What, girl has her needs.

Wanda: But you’re seriously not going to tell me he’s not hot.

Y/N: He’s old.

Wanda: You mean, he’s hot for an old guy.

Nat: Y/n, Cap and Bucky are almost hundred but that doesn’t stop you from gushing over them.

Y/N: Nah, he’s just pretty much old.

Wanda: Y/n stop, you’re not fooling anyone.

Y/N: About that, I have something to share with you, as I already mentioned but you girls have a concentration of a two year old, so.

Nat: Hey don’t assault, I may have a concertation of a child, but I certainly don’t punch like one.

Wanda: Y/n do you feel like flying?

Y/N: What do you mean?

Y/N: Not funny Wanda, LET ME THE FUCK DOWN.

Wanda: Since you asked so nicely.

Y/N: Damn you, Wanda.

Y/N: By let me down, I didn’t mean throw me into wall and almost break all of my bones.

Nat: Wanda, sometimes I think you’re bigger child than Tony.

Y/N: Let’s face it, you can never be bigger child than Tony.

Nat: Ah, true story.

Y/N: Will you now finally let me say what I have to say?

Wanda: Spill your soul, honey.

Y/N: You know I was telling you about Tumblr and fanfictions, yeah?

Nat: I think I still quiet don’t get it.

Y/N: Anyways, I found this amazing fanfiction about Steve and Bucky.

Y/N: It gave me all kind of different feelings.

Nat has added Bucky and Steve.

Nat: Guys, I think Y/n wants to tell you something.


Y/N: You better start running.

Steve has added Tony, Sam, Thor, Clint and Vision.

Y/N: Oh thanks Steve.

Steve: Anytime.

Steve: Now do you want to explain yourself?

Thor: May I just inquire, who is this Tumblr you’re speaking of?

Clint: Buddy, you don’t even wanna know.

Tony: As I wise man once said, stay away from Tumblr. You don’t wanna get involved.

Sam: It’s not who, it’s a page on the internet.

Steve: Tony, who was that “wise man”?

Y/N: I agree with Clint and Tony, it’s not for innocence people like you, Thor.

Vision: My sources claim that Tumblr is a microblogging and social networking website founded by David Karp in 2007, and owned by Yahoo! since 2013. The service allows users to post multimedia and other content to a short-form blog. Users can follow other users’ blogs. Bloggers can also make their blogs private. For bloggers, many of the website’s features are accessed from a “dashboard” interface.

Thor: I am not innocence.

Thor: I’ve killed many enemies and I fear nothing. One little foolish page can’t do much.

Sam: Yep, definitely too green for Tumblr.

Tony: Simply, page where people post stuff about their favourite celebrity.

Tony: Me of course.

Wanda: Vision, did you take that from Wikipedia?

Clint: Oh you just console yourself with that, Thor.

Vision: My sources gave me this information.

Steve: Why did I even ask anything?

Y/N: You’re our little innocence puppy.

Bucky: I still want to know about that fanfiction that you found

Thor: I can assure you I am not a puppy.

Bucky: Is it good?

Sam: Bucky, your gay is showing.

Tony: Oh Thor.

Thor: Mr. Barnes, I didn’t know you were homosexual.

Bucky: I am not.

Vision has left the chat.

Y/N: Face it Buck, we all know you got hot’s for our captain America.

Steve: We are very good friends.

Nat: That’s what they all say, “JUST FRIENDS”

Wanda: Wait am I the only one here that’s team Stony?

Clint: No you’re not.

Thor: What’s team Stony?

Sam: No Thor

Sam: You don’t want to know.

Sam: You should just leave and never ever mention Tumblr again.

Sam: Or fanfictions.

Thor: How dare you tell son of Odin, god of Thunder to leave?


Y/N: I love you Sam, but THOR LISTEN TO BUCKY.

Y/N: Just tell me when you’re about to do it cuz I want to film it.

Y/N: Imagine how many notes I would get for that.

Sam: O thanks Y/N, I really appreciate it.

Nat: You know when love you, but that would be spectacular.

Thor: All right guys, be right back.

Thor: Or how you kids write it.

Thor: BRB

Sam has been disconnected

Thor has left the chat.

Nat: I have to see this.

Nat has left the chat.

Wanda: Right behind you.

Y/N: Film it for me.

Wanda has left the chat.

Y/N: Thanks to Wanda I can’t go now.

Tony: Well I will film it for you Y/N.

Tony has left the chat.

Bucky: So the fanfiction, what was it about?

Y/N: Oh you know, basic stuff.

Clint: Wait Y/N, is it that one that you showed me like a week ago?

Y/N: Yep that would be the one.

Steve: I am curios now, what was it about? Beside me and Bucky.

Clint: That is peace of art.

Y/N: Every fanfiction is a piece of art.

Thor has joined the chat.

Bucky: I can agree on that one.

Bucky: Not because I read them.

Bucky: But because people put effort in it, you know.

Steve: Just stop Bucky, you’re embarrassing yourself.

Thor: I’ve got him lady Y/n, just like you said.

Thor: Oh no, that was Mr. Barnes.

Thor: Anyhow, he was lightning like a Christmas tree.

Y/N: Man I wish I could’ve see that.

Clint: I will go check on him.

Clint: And don’t worry, I will take photos.

Clint has left the chat.

Steve: maybe I would pay him a visit too.

Thor: Oh it’s nothing.

Steve has left the chat.

Thor: I didn’t hurt him that badly.

Bucky: I still want to know about that fanfiction.

Y/N: God damn it, it was about you and Steve Fucking, will you shut up now?

Thor: So you are homosexual, Mr. Barnes?

Bucky: No, I am not.

Bucky: But would you mind sending me link tho?

Thor: I want to read it too.

Y/N: No Thor, I will find you some fanfiction about Jane and you.

Y/N: Meanwhile, don’t hit me with no thunder.

Y/N: Bucky come to my room and I will show you.

Thor: I would never hurt you, Lady Y/N.

Thor: Only because you would hurt me ten times more.

Bucky has left the chat.

Y/N: Ah my child.

Thor: You have a child, Lady Y/N?

Y/N: No Thor, I don’t, but I may adopt you.

Thor: I don’t think that will be quiet possible, considering my age.

Y/N: Yeah but your mental age is three so it’s fine.

Y/N has left the chat

Thor: I do not have a mental age of a three year old.

Thor: Oh she left.

Thor: But I do enjoy the chocolate.

Thor: Was that what she meant?

Thor has left the chat.

Love the buy online pick up in store option we’ve added at the store.
Always get customers coming in before they get notified that their order is ready to be picked up.
Tonight I had a lady do this so I explained to her that she has to wait for an email saying her order is ready and she can come pick it up. She asked if she could just take the things since she already paid for them online. I then explained the whole process and gave her other options if she needed the items right this minute but she just left the store.
So she calls a little after she left. Asks again if she can just come in and take the items even tho we have yet to receive her order. I explain again that she will be notified via email when her order is ready for pick up. She decides screaming at me and cussing at me will fix this. Says it never says she has to wait for her order to be ready when she placed it. I inform her it does say in the order confirmation email that she will be notified when her order is ready. She’s basically screaming into the phone now and I’m holding it arms length away. I explained to her multiple times our process for doing online orders but she just didn’t understand. She asked for the store manager who was off. Then the district managers phone number. Then hung up.
Another store called and said she’s calling their store now asking to come in and take the stuff she ordered since she paid for it online already. They told her no and gave her other options like I did.
And she called back again right before we closed. So I left her on hold until we were closed so she couldn’t come in and we wouldn’t have to deal with her in person. She finally got her email saying her order is ready and asked if she can have someone else pick it up for her. I let her know we are closed now and she would’ve had to fill out an alternate person for pickup when her order was placed. She hung up.
I went to the back to cry after she was screaming and cussing at me because customers like this make me feel like I’m doing something wrong and it just gives me bad anxiety.


hey, finally was able to gather up the rest of my inktobers, some of which aren’t inked… but oh well!!

from left to right

19: imperial assassin - the life in which yami is a lady assassin that makes off with two pretty harem girls

29/30: united/found - the fratboy lifetime, that love at first sight across the room, super romantic yo

28: fall - marriage of convenience life, when yami and atem first started writing letters together, and they fell in love with each other’s puzzle making abilities

31: mask - marriage of convenience, whoops looks like atem was still in love with his bodyguard after the wedding tho

29: furious - marriage of convenience, and then the king got wind of it that emotional affair

26: child - marriage of convenience, her highness princess kitty

23: intergalactic police - space runaways, mana and mahaad, here to defend the public!

22: intergalactic family - space runaways, a warm happy family photo

24: prisoner - prison life, poor yuugi, stuck in jail for something he didn’t do

25: ship - a standalone puzzleship

Marichat prompt: Aged up

Late one evening, Paris’s masked protector Chat noir stood ever vigil at the ready to stop any crime should it occure. Nothing will stand in the way of justice, of Paris’s greatest hero, of–“

"Greatest hero, huh?” a voice interrupted Chat Noir’s narrating, causing the hero to stuble on the ledge of Notre Damm. Saidh ero flaied as he teetered, nearly falling if the one who had startled him had not imediatly grabbed onto his tail.

“Careful, mon chatton. I’m not one who buys into the whole myth of cats having nine lives”

After regaining his balance, Chat Noir spun around, heart pounding fom the near death experience. When he saw who had startled him his heart all but stopped. It was the last person he had expected.


“Who else would it be, silly kitty?” She smiled at him. Chat Noir rushed over to her, embrassing her in a firm hug.

“My lady,” his voice cracked. How long had it been since he had seen her? Pulling back, but not quite releasing her he asked, “When did you get back in Paris?”

Ladybug pulled on the braid that was draped on her shoulder.

“I only just got back a couple hours ago.”

“It’s so good to see you. I missed you so much.” He cupped her cheek.

“And I You,” She placed her had over his hand as he bent down for a kiss. They looked at each other for one more moment before pulling completely apart.

Ladybug looked over the city that never seemed to sleep, taking in the beauty of the Eiffel Tower. She hadn’t seen any of  if for nearly a year. She smiled at Chat, their hands still clasped.

“I see Paris is still standing, so I guess I left it in good hands, hm?”

Chat clutched at his chest in mock offense.

“Oh you wound me, my lady. I’m just as good at my job, even without my Partner.”

She smiled, raising an eyebrow.  "And how many times have I had to save you while we were fighting Hawkmoth, mon chatton?“

"I feel as if I were the one saving you, My Lady.” They got into each other’s faces in a staring contest. It last a full minute before they burst into giggles.

“It IS good to see you tho, My Lady. I see you’ve changed your hair. It looks great.” he ran his hand over the braid, fingering the red bow at the end.

“Thanks. I couldn’t very well keep wearing pigtails, considering my day job.” She looked him over. “I see you’ve let your’s grow out. It’s  nice.”

She indicated his hair he had in a low ponytail. He gave a cocky grin.

“Yeah, I’ve let it grow out a little. Wait till you see HIS hair. He leaves it loos and free.”

“Does he now? I can’t wait.” She leaned against him, and he wrapped an arm over her shoulders.


Before long they knocked off their patrol. While still in costume they walked along La Seine.

“So do you have a place to stay?” Chat asked. Ladybug shrugged.

“I was planning on staying at my parents, but its so late. I don’t want to wake them up when I show up.

As they talked they walked past said baker. It stood quiet and dark, it’s inhabitants obviously asleep. They continued their stroll. It was late enough that at this point most of Paris was now asleep. The quiet was nice. Ladybug reverted her transformation first, releasing her kwami.  Chat stopped in his tracks to stare at Marinette as Tikki settled on her shoulder.

“Wow, Princess, you look absolutely ravishing this evening!” Chat said with a roguish smile.

She stood in a dark red stripped skirt, her top was  a solid black long sleeve shirt and over the outfit was a worn leather jacket. her hair hung in a braid straight down her back, hanging below her shoulders. She slapped him in the chest, shaking her head.

“You’re just saying that, Chat.”

Chat took her hand, kissing it gently on the knuckles.

“Absolutely not. You are the prettiest view in Paris tonight. Much more than the tower reflected in the river.”

Marinette blushed, brushing a loose strand of hair behind her ear. Chat placed one more kiss on her hand. 

“You know, you could always come stay at my apartment”

“Oh? I didn’t know you moved out,” She responded, taking his proffered elbow.

“It took a lot of pushing to get my father to agree to it, but he finally did consent that I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself  and live outside the house.”

“I bet. What about ‘the Gorilla?’” She asked, wiggling her fingers in a spooky kind of motion.

Chat shook his head. “Oh he’s still around, unfortunately.” He chuckled at hte look of horror on her face. “Don’t worry, he’s not living with me. Just in the apartment next to mine.

Marinette shook her head. “That’s good, he definitely would make for an interesting roommate.”


They walked in silence for a few minutes, hand in hand

“Chat, May I ask why you’re still in costume?”

“Well, what kind of a hero would I be if I wasn’t able to protect such a lovely lady as yourself?” He said it in such a boastful voice that Marinette burst into laughter. Chat grinned in response.

“Very well them, I think it’s safe enough tho. I would love to see my boyfriend SOMEtime tonight.”

“As you wish, My Lady.” He said bowing, before reverting his own transformation. Marinette looked over Adrien’s revealed appearance. His outfit was a pair of slacks and a dark blue turtle neck. His kwami landed on his shoulder immediately demanding Camembert. Adrien ran a hand thru his hair which hung just above his shoulders in a neat way. Marinette couldn’t help but giggle.

Once his Kwami had his cheese, the duo resumed their walk. 

They continued arm in arm.

“So Marinette, how long are you going to be in town? Are you going back overseas?”

“Actually, that’s why i came by. I got an offer by a very prestigious clothing line.”


“Yes. They gave me quite an offer too. I graciously accepted.”

Adrien felt quite nervous now, as they headed towards his flat.

“You did? That’s great!” He tried to sound happy. He WAS happy for her. Marinette had always been a great designer. That’s  why she had traveled overseas to a prestigious design school in another country. But the fact that she had this opportunity, it could mean that she would be traveling again. Maybe even gone even longer.

“Adrien?” Marinette called him out of his thoughts.

“Sorry.” He said sheepishly.

“It’s ok, but you didn’t hear me, obviously. The prestigious designer is your father, goofball!” She giggled at the look of releif on his face. He gave her a grin, and she gave him a peck on his cheek. “And, I’m back to stay in Paris. Atleast for the rest of the school year. I just had my records transferred.”

“Really? Which school?” He asked.

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” She replied, pulling back.

“Yes, I would.”

She let go of his hand, walking backwards.

“Well, if you can catch me, Maybe I’ll tell you.” And she took off running, “Tikki, Spots on!”

“Oh no you don’t!” He called out, smiling in adoration, calling for Plagg so he could chase after the love of his life. It was funny, for the longest time it was like a piece of him was missing, and now it was back. And for good.


First pic is of Kyu in a new outfit!
Her hairstyle is that of fairy princess from the first game
And her outfit is a *very* tight and short shirt with the huniecam logo
the name will probably be something like “boss lady” or “sellout”
Her panties don’t really match and look a bit weird
Dev also later says “I’ve revealed three dateable girls”
Leaving Kyu out
Maybe she won’t be dateable in this game?
That’s for another post tho!
Dev says that these three girls are from Cam but says not all of them will return
(That’s for another another post)
I’m sad some girls will be left out but at least we’ll get new girls like Abia!

Cuddly God ( Thor x Reader)

A/N: Hey guys, I’m running out of Halloween imagines because I have the ideas but not the time to write them but there are a lot to come. Now I’ll let you enjoy this one :)

Words: 2731

Summary: Thor and you are rather close, too close to only be friends as your teammates think. A bet is made and you have to stay away from your favorite god during a week. Will you win the bet or not?

Since you met Thor, the two of you remained close to each other. He has been like the sun who made your dark clouds go away and you intended to keep the sky above your head as blue as possible. You foudn i nthe Asgardian the bright side of life and completely forgot about your past and all the pain that it brought, being an assassin wasn’t the best thing in the world. But with Thor, nothing seemed to be bad.And since the moment you realized that he was like the reason you were happy ; your personal ray of sunshine, you clinged onto him like there was no tomorrow, never wanting to see him leave.

One day, the two of you were cuddling on the couch, like every other day where you two had some time to kill. Thor laid on the couch, on his back and you were next to him, on your side, your head on his chest. One of his arms was wrapped around you to prevent you from falling off the couch, bringing you into him while you were drawing patterns on his chest with your hand.

The moment was perfect ; until one of the birds of the team decided to interrupt it.

-«  What’s up lovebirds ? » Clint cheered, entering the living room. He walked to the couch and rested his forearms on the back of it, leaning forward to see what you were you were up to.

-«  Hello Clint ! » Thor greeted his loud voice making his chest vibrate against your cheek.

-«  What are you two doing ? » he asked

-«  What does it look like we’re doing ? »

The archer chuckled

-«  I hope you’re not doing anything more than cuddling » he smirked

-« Shut up ! » you snapped burying your head further into Thor’s chest

-« Hey guys ! » another voice chimed in.

You groan as Sam, Steve and Bucky entered the living room and made their way to you.

-«  Are you creeping on them again ? » Bucky asked Clint

-«  Okay, first I’m not creeping, I’m just checking that they aren’t proceating, that’s all »

-«  It wouldn’t be a surprise » said Sam «  They’re always together, it’s jsut a question of time before they’ll get married »

You sat up glaring at your four teammates

-«  We’re friends, for god’s sake, can’t you enter that in your tiny brains ?! »

-« Yeah, continue to lie to yourself » Bucky muttered before walking away followed by the others who were laughing along. Steve looked back to you over his shoulder and gave you a apologetic look.

You sigh and resumed to laying on Thor’s chest .

When it  was dinner time the whole team was assembled in the kitchen.

You were sitting at the table next to Thor, munching on your food and laughing occasionally at something he said. The others were watching the two of you from their own place, making kissy faces at you when you looked in their direction.

-« The two of you are disgusting »  Tony stated, as he sat in the chair opposite of  you with his plate.

You glared at him.

-«  I don’t understand «  Thor furrowing hsi eyebrows in confusion

-«  There’s nothing to understand, they’re just stupid » you answered him

Sam, Bucky and Clint scoffed

Tony smirked at you and turn to the norse god

-«  You see my dear friend, You and Y/N, there » he gestured to you with his hand « Are really close and all of us »  he now gestured to the others avengers present in the room « Think that you’re becoming more than friends »

You rolled your eyes .

-«  Lady Y/N and I are rather close, this is true, it’s also true that I have strong feelings for her and like having her close but our relationship never crossed the line between friendship and significant others. »

-«  Haha ! In your face, asshole ! »

It was Tony’s  turn to roll his eyes

-«  I don’t believe any of that, you know what…Why don’t we make a bet ; if you manage to survive a whole week without being close to goldilocks then we’ll stop teasing you. »

You opened your mouth to protest but Tony didn’t let you say a word.

-«  But….If you lose you’ll have to do everything  I ask you to do during a week. And if we’re in that case, we’ll know that you two are made for each others and I’ll be glad to organize the wedding »

-«  This is stupid » you said and continued to eat your food

-«  You know what, Y/N, you’re right » Tony reply «  You’re too weak for that ; I mean, yo ucan’t survive without Thor more than five minutes, let alone a whole week »

He got up, took his plate and started to walk away

You honestly weren’t sure if you could live a week without being close to Thor. You always spent most of your time with him, and of course you were completely in love with, what isn’t there to love in Thor. But you were far too stubborn and you knew that it would be the death of you.

-«  You’ve got yourself a deal, Stark »

He turn around with his stupid smirk still plastered on his face

-«  I can’t  wait for you to be my personnal maid. Good Lucky »  he said sayign the last part in a sing song voice and walked out of the room .

You sigh and put your head on Thor’s shoulder.

-«  See, you’re bond to lose this bet » Clint laughed

-«  Shut up, I’ll start tomorrow, now let us enjoy our last time together before a while »

The archer laughed again and walked away.

-«  What have I done ? » you sigh

Thor chuckled

«  I’ll miss you my lady » he said, pressing a kiss to the top of your head before resting his cheek on your head

-«  I’ll miss you too »

You woke up rather happy, the sun was shining through your bedroom window. You rolled out of bed and left your room, eager to eat breakfast.

When you arrived in the kitchen the majority of the team was already there. They greeted you and you made your way to the cupboard where you cereal were. You opened the cupboard but didn’t see the cereal box. You look on the other shelves and spot it on the very top shelf, of course, the one you couldn’t reach.

You groan

-“ Who’s the idiot who put the cereals on the top shelf?” you asked looking around at your teammates.

-“ I apologize, Lady Y/N, I must haven’t paid attention”

Tho got up from his place at the table and walked toward you. He stepped in front of you and reached to grab the cereal box and hand it to you with a smile. When you took the box your fingers brush against his, the contact bringing a shiver through your whole body. You thanked  him, took the box and puring it’s content in a bowl before joining the others at the table.

You sat next to Steve who was next Thor

It was only the first day of the bet and you were already frustrated. Usually, the first thing you did in the morning was hugging the Asgardian and you literally felt like something was missing.You munched on your cereal looking right in front of you thinking about every way you could make the week go by faster. You stayed like this for a while and when you got out of your trance you looked around and realized that Thor was already gone.

You sigh, dropping your spoon in your bowl  and let your head fall onto Steve’s shoulder. He looked down at you.

-“ Are you okay?” he asked

-“ Just frustrated”

Wanda let out a laugh

-“ You’re so in love with him” she stated

You groan and got up, taking your bowl and walking in the kitchen to put it in the sink.  When that was done you walked to the couch and let yourself  fall on the cushions. Wanda joined you and sat beside you, openign her arms for you to crawl in. You took up on her offer and hugged her as she put her arms around you. You rested your head on her collarbone and she brought her hand to your head, caressing your hair gently.

-“ Don’t worry, it will be finished soon” she said

You didn’t answer but you really hoped that it would go fast because you weren’t sure that you could survive a long time without seeing Thor.

Your karma was definitely against you because everywhere you went, Thor seemed to be there.

 When you went to grab the box of cereals who had been put on the top shelf again, you were sure that the norse god had something to do with it. You climbed on a chair and pushed on your tiptoes to reach the box and obviously, you stumbled. And miraculously, Thor appeared out of nowhere and catch you before you could hit the floor. He flashed you that beautiful smile of his before disappearing, in the corridor like nothing happened. Another time, on movie night you were forced to sit at the end of the of the couch instead of being cuddled up to Thor, envelopped in his arms and surrounded by his warmth. You spent the evening being cold and lonely, watching him in the corner of your eyes and wishing that you never agreed to Tony’s stupid bet.

You reached the middle of the week, with a good amount of annoyingness when a mission came. And happily for you, Thor wasn’t a part of this one, so no distraction and less chance to lose the bet and have to dress as a sexy maid just for Tony’s pleasure.

The mission was a simple one and it was going well; until you got shot.

It wasn’t a really important injury; an ennemy shot you in the upper arm. Steve, who was your partner, managed to finish the mission by himself while you were in the Quinjet, crying and putting pressure on your wound as best as you could. You  were missing Thor and you would have given everything for him to be there, with you. He would be able to make you feel better, he would take you in his arms and tell you that everything would be okay.

When you got back to the compound you were brought to the medical bay by Steve. A nurse took charge of you immediately and removed the bullet from your arm before stitching up the wound . Despite that the nurse told you that there wouldn’t be any complications, she insisted that you needed to have your arm in a sling during at least a week to be sure that it would heal correctly. After she wrapped up your arm, you left the medical bay in the direction of the living room. The second you entered the room, you greeted the few of your teammates who were there and made your way to the kitchen when a voice erupted from behind you and made you stop.

-“ Lady Y/N!”

You turn around, only to discover Thor walking hastily toward you.

-“ I heard you got hurt during the mission” he said, stopping in front of you and quickly looking at you searching for any signs of a wound and his gaze stopped at your invalid arm.

He looked back up at your face and cupped your cheeks with his big hands . He tilted your had down to press a kiss to your forehead . His gesture making a warm feeling run through your body while his beard tickles your skin. When he pulled away, he let his hands fall from your face and carefully put his arms around you, bringing you against his broad chest.

-“ I’m so grateful you are safe. I was so scared for you, I thought about the worst when I heard that you were hurt.

He pressed a kiss to your head.

One of his hands travelled up from your back to the back of your head to bring you even closer to him. He started to caress your hair and kissed your head from time to time, you finally gave in and wrapped your valid arm around him.

-” I’m sorry I worried you" you said.

-“ Don’t be sorry, It’s not your fault” he kissed your head again.

He then released you from his embrace and bent down, passing one of his arms behind your knees and the other behind your back before taking you in his arms, bridal style.

You let you head fall on his chest , some of his golden hair tickling your face in the process and if you were totally honest, you missed this.

Thor walked out of the kitchen and into the living room where he went to sit on the couch with you still in his arms, putting you on his lap. The hand that was previously under you knees was now on you thigh, his thumb rubbing circle on your clothed skin. He put his hand back on your head, so it was still resting on his chest. His fingers intertwined in your hair  and his big hand felt like a warm helmet, protecting you from anything that could hurt you.

-“ I’ll always protect you” he whispered

You put your hand on the one he had on your thigh and he removed it from underneath yours and took it in his own, intertwining your fingers with his. He pressed another kiss on your head and rested his cheek against your head.

-“ If I had been there, I would have kill the one who dare hurting you”

You chuckled

-“Don’t worry about it, he had been taken care of”

-“ Good. But I would have rather be the one who avenged you”

You just smiled and let yourself melt into Thor’s embrace, It’s been days that you didn’t get the chance to be in his arms and you missed it more than anything.

-“ Well, well, well, what do we have here?” a voice interrupted the moment.

Tony popped up from nowhere and was now facing the two of you with a smirk on his face.

-“ Tell me if I’m right but the week isn’t finished yet and you’re already in each other’s arms. I think it means that I won the bet”

None of you made the effort to answer and resumed on cuddling each other.

-“ I can’t wait to see you in a sexy french maid outfit and to boss you around ” Tony add, sending you a wink.

You felt Thor tensing under you;  he sat up as much as he could with you on his lap and throw a death glare at Tony.

-“If you force Lady Y/N to do anything and make her wear some disrespectful clothes, I’ll make you regret the day you were born.” Thor threatened, his gaze piercing Tony’s with the darkest look he could give.

Tony’s face went blank and he tried to say something but was to scared that what he would say would infuriate the god even more than he already was. So he just settled on leaving the room as fast as he could.

Thor regained his previous position and the angry expression disappeared as fast as it came.

-“ Don’t worry about him. I won’t let him near you, my lady”

He delicately grabbed your chin and tilted your head up, so you were facing him. He smiled lovingly at you and before you got the time to smile back he put his lips on yours. Even though you were surprised by his gesture you kissed him back, smiling into the kiss.

When you pulled away from each other you wrapped your arms around him and buried your face in his shirt as you let yourself go into his embrace. Nothing could make you happier than being with your personal gigantic and lovely teddy bear.

At the Starfucks I work at inside of the red department store, a lot of guests seem to think that it’ll take me the 45 minutes they spend shopping to make one drink. So they’ll order their crappuccino upon entering the store and say, “I’ll be back for it I’m just gonna do some shopping,” only to come back to a melted pile of slush. This one entitled lady today left for a little over an hour and demanded that I make her drink again while I was alone and it was busy. I made her wait until I took care of everyone else who was waiting in line tho, because I’m petty. :-)


One week ago I flew to Paris to attend my first B.A.P concert, and in the days that followed I was too busy touristing to properly write about it. But we just got back home this morning, and the post-concert depression is setting in, so here goes…

As seen in the pic above, we got great seats where we could see the whole show with no one blocking our sight (or room to breathe). We got in pretty early, and could’ve gotten spots on the floor, but were really happy with this view. It was great, because we had lots of room to dance when the DJ played. Though me and my partner somehow managed to always move to the left and push the poor old lady next to us from her seat. She seemed happy tho, lmao. And the DJ was awesome. Everyone cheered and danced and had a blast, and it rly set the mood. It was lit af and I was kinda sad when it ended tbh XD

Let’s talk about Zelo. This kid was an explosion of fanservice. Interacted a lot with the fans and threw hearts everywhere. Last one to leave the stage, and ran back in for a sec bc he’s a tease. He spoke a lot of English, which was great since I don’t speak much French, lol. I’m sure y’all know by now, but his new solo is entirely in English, and he sings. I had this song stuck in my head the next day. 

Jongup was a shy gentleman, oh my god. It was his time to pick a fan to bring on stage, and when finding out she was 18 he joked he might get in trouble with the police. We laughed. He lead her all the way back down the stage afterwards. He didn’t perform his solo, which was a shame bc it was the solo I’d been looking forward to the most.

Youngjae. This wrecker, omg. He showed off his great pronunciation when they introduced themselves in French in the beginning. He spoke a lot, probably more than Jongup when the fan was on stage. During Carnival he ran around with a camera filming the fans, and it was adorable. Wow, I love him.

I’ve wanted to hear Daehyun sing live for so long, and he was truly amazing. He performed his solo song, which was fucking lit. I haven’t watched any fancams, but I’m pretty sure he was dancing in the US. Here he barely did any dancing, and was alone on stage, but it was great. He was the bartender during Jongup’s fan event, and told the girl “ONLY ONE” when she couldn’t pick her favorite member. I’ve heard his little giggle live, oh my god.

HIMCHAN. Okay. This man is amazing. Lead the fan chants. He wasn’t on stage during Farmata, but I don’t know if he was in the US tour. Everyone cheered really loud whenever it was his parts in any song. Best moment of the whole concert was probably at the end when they were all saying goodbye, and when it was Himchan’s turn we all screamed so loud and long that he did a little bow before we’d let him speak, lmao. He got a lot of love.

Yongguk didn’t say much, which should be no surprise to anyone, but he was happy. I was just so happy to see him. He shouted a lot into the mic. During BangX2 he suddenly had a big water gun and went crazy with it while the others sang the last chorus. Everyone cheered really loud for all his parts as well. His smile is just gorgeous. He got a Tigger. When waving their goodbyes, he really made sure to direct his attention at every part of the audience. He looked deeply thankful and content.

Some favorite moments:

At one point Zelo did one of his impressive back flips, followed by Jongup, and then Youngjae came running raising his hands in the air, and I was like “wait what? is he gonna do it too?” but then he just rolled on the floor. Still raised his arms in triumf as we cheered and laughed. Jongup looked so done. Daehyun died.

During the fan event, I think someone asked the girl who her favorite was (I listened more to the Korean than the French translator) and she responded with Youngjae, Daehyun & Jongup (aka everyone on stage except for Banghim bc Zelo was preparing for his solo). Himchan got up from his chair and went over to Yongguk like “let’s get out of here” lmao

SKYDIVE. Oh my god, this stage was just so fucking cool. Watching all six of them finally perform this song on stage together was beautiful, and the whole audience shouted “SKYDIVE” so damn loud. Jongup’s part was epic as always. Wow, I saw that live.

I’m so proud and thankful for the audience. We cheered and sang along so well, stomping the floor. The boys seemed really happy with us, lol. After the encore, when we knew they wouldn’t come back up again, the DJ played Wake Me Up, and everyone stayed behind to sing the entire song to an empty stage. That was precious. I hadn’t met a single BABY irl before this day, so being surrounded by thousands was really cool, and everyone was so nice and helpful all day. Thank you, French BABYz ♡

And for those who’ve been wondering how my partner was gonna enjoy himself, he had a blast. On the way home he had Feel So Good stuck on his head, and it’s a song he’s never shown much interest in before. He was sad they didn’t perform 1004, because that was the first BAP song he really liked. His own words after the concert: “Well, at this point I gotta be at least a 8 months old fetus, right?” BABY in the making, for sure.

Joker Imagine - Singer Shot Pt.2

Part 1 *click me*

Joker’s P.O.V.


The same sound kept repeating itself over and over again. It was exhausting to listen to, wondering if it would ever beat faster or perhaps turn into a flat line. My eyes scanned Y/N’s weak body, connected to dozens of wires and tubes that kept her alive. Her H/C hair was sprawled on the soft, white pillow and one strand was on her eye. Her E/C eyes were closed, her lashes gently touching her skin. She looked so peaceful although she was so close to death.


The sound got on my nerves. Seeing her there, so vulnerable and hurt made me angry. Someone had fucking done this to her while I was present. Y/N could’ve been fine. I should have told my goons to watch her or perhaps guard the club better. It was too late. Some fucker  sent from the wrong side of town had walked in and done this to my queen, Gotham’s queen. It wasn’t right.


‘‘Stop!’’ I yelled and slammed my fists on the night table. The glass of water knocked over and splashed on the hardwood floor, creating a cold puddle. I stared at it but didn’t bother to do anything about the mess. Then I stood up, looking around this grey room. It was like hospital but in my hideout. The window didn’t let in too much sunlight and the machines that kept Y/N alive took all the space. She was in bed, covered in a light blue blanket. She had to wake up. If not for herself, then for me. Y/N wouldn’t leave me.

                   The whisky was quickly gone as soon as I got the glass in my pale hand. I had a few shots and then ended up with a casual whisky. It burnt my throat but it messed with my head. Forgetting everything for a while sounded like what I needed. I was in my office, staring out of the big window. I saw the forest, shadows casting over another, creating slumber darkness. This hideout was outside the city, hidden in the woods. It was great, especially now since we couldn’t move Y/N around easily.

‘‘Damn it!’‘ I yelled, angry because Y/N popped into my head again. Why couldn’t I forget her? How the hell had she crawled underneath my skin like that? I wanted to trash everything, burn stuff and kill. My anger was taking over me. I found it comedical. A smile appeared on my face and I laughed. A deep, raspy laugh escaped my lips and I leaned against my chair.

Everything was fucking great!

 ‘’Boss’’ I heard Frost’s voice, causing me to search for my gun. It took me a while to stop what I was doing. ‘’What is it?’’ I sighed, looking at him. He was wearing a suit and tie and his hair was groomed. At least he had some motivation to take care of himself. Then I saw that he had hope in his eyes. The tiniest sparkle was there, almost making him look innocent.

‘’Y/N woke up. The doctor is with her’’ Frost informed me. At first, his words flew by my mind. I looked at him and tried to make terms with these news. Then it hit me. My queen was awake. 

I stood up and let Frost walk first. We got downstairs to the bedroom where Y/N was. As we got closer, I heard the doctor’s voice. It was some freak that worked in Arkham who also worked for me. The door opened and I happened to slam it. All heads turned to me as I stood there, including Y/N’s. Her eyes seemed tired even tho she had been sleeping for days.

‘’Y/N’’ I breathed out and walked in further. Frost nodded to the lady doctor and they left the two of us alone. The door shut and that’s when I got by her side. Y/N looked at me silently, which didn’t tell me much. ‘’G-go away’’ Y/N whimpered very quietly. I wasn’t sure if I heard right. Then I saw tears forming in the corners of her eyes. ‘’Get away from me!’’ She screamed and started sobbing. I stood there, confused by her reaction.

Didn’t she want to be with me?

The doctor rushed in and tried to calm Y/N down. I wasn’t completely aware of what was happening because it made no sense. I felt mad, very angry, confused and even sad. I sat down and listened to Y/N’s sniffles as the doctor spoke nonsense to her. What was going on?

‘’W-why is that..m-murdering psycho here?’’ Y/N whispered to the doctor. Something snapped in my head. She was talking about me. ‘’Don’t you remember me?’’ I asked Y/N bluntly, although my world felt like it was hit by an asteroid. She shook her head no and squeezed the blanket.

‘’You..but- no..we’re together’’ I started weakly but finished angrily, with a growl. Her pretty eyes widened and I swear she turned paler. She looked shocked. Shocked that I said that. ‘’I’m sorry Mr.J but she’s suffering from amnesia. It might be for only a couple days since she just woke-’’ The doctor started but I didn’t want to hear it.

‘’Get out! Now! I can’t stand anyone else!’’ I yelled at her at the top of my lungs. The doctor nodded and legit ran out of the room. All these feelings mixed in me and I looked at my girlfriend. She tried to stay still but she was crying into the blanket. I wanted to comfort her but my own emotions took over me.

‘’I’m going to make you remember matter if I have to do everything I’ve done to you all over again’’ 

some fun customers that happened to me while working at sephora, just in case you’re under the impression people are less weird while shopping for makeup:

  1. the guy who wanted to apply to the store and sat on the checkout counter for 30 minutes while showing me his portfolio. when he FINALLY left there was a live tick where he’d been sitting. i had to walk it across the store without alarming any other customers and discreetly flush it down the toilet.
  2. when tick guy returned a few weeks later i found him applying makeup to clients as though he worked there.
  3. the woman who came in with her 3-yr-old in tow to get her makeup done for the affair she was having. she asked me to make her look sexy but i definitely did not.
  4. the girl who loudly told me all about her lactation problems and sex life while i shaped her eyebrows.
  5. the cult member who came in while the store was empty and cornered me to try and recruit me to her apocalyptic catholic sect, WHICH, as she claimed, met in a garage two towns over and saw visions of the virgin mary. 
  6. the 12 year old shoplifter who threatened me by telling me she had rage problems and shouldn’t be crossed. i didn’t know what to do so i handed her a nice smelling perfume and told her “smell this, it might help.”
  7. the mother of a groom who spent 1.5 hours trying to set me up with her son’s best friend while i did her makeup and she fed me chocolates.
  8.  the shoplifter i bonded with over being gay. we took selfies in the makeup mirrors even tho i’m pretty sure he ganked like $100 of urban decay? whatever, he looked cute.
  9. the other shoplifter (not my friend) who used her baby as a decoy.
  10. the guy who came in to buy a gift for his girlfriend and by the time he’d left i’d learned his entire origin story as a struggling actor who auditioned to play a werewolf in twilight but wasn’t brave enough to buy the plane ticket when he got a callback. i think he had a personal epiphany about his life in those 45 minutes.
  11. one time huda kattan came in and bought so many $500 gift cards the JCP management thought it was a scam even tho we literally had her face on one of the displays like the week before
  12. literally every middle aged lady ever who came into the store looking for lipstick.
  13. i have more but i ran out of energy typing goodnight everybody.

anonymous asked:

Hey, I was listening to RFI and thinking about changing pronouns. And to make it work I ended up wondering about the line 'acts like such a man tho'. If you change the words man tho to lady, then all you have to do it change the lyric before to: 'some girls/boys are trying too hard, but she don't try at all see' and I sang it and it kinda hit me it almost fits better. I'm no claiming to be a lyrical genius (gosh no) but I found it cool. Thoughts?

Hi anon! Well well… let’s do this:

Knew she was a killer
First time that I saw her
Wonder how many girls she had loved and left haunted
But if she’s a ghost then I can be a phantom
Holdin’ her for ransom
Some, some boys/girls are tryin’ too hard (this can be about both) 
She don’t try at all though
Younger than my exes but she act like such a lady, so
I see nothing better, I keep her forever
Like a vendetta-ta


Me, I was a robber
First time that she saw me
Stealing hearts and running off and never saying sorry
But if I’m a thief then
She can join the heist
And we’ll move to an island-and
She can be my jailer
Burton to this Taylor (I have various thoughts about this reference)
Every lover known in comparison is a failure
I forget their names now
I’m so very tame now
Never be the same now, now

Sounds good, especially if you notice the switch between verses and chorus, and if you think about Klossanova hehe

When Alfred gathers the Batfam for a family dinner get together

anonymous asked:

i work in the seafood department. i had a lady come in asking for 4 .5 lb palm sized skinned fillets of salmon. palm size aside i show her where id cut for .5 lb & she says ok. i cut skin weigh & wrap 3 of 4 fillets & she starts yelling that theyre the wrong size (theyre .5 lb each) & that this is the 2nd place shes been to & nobody can get it right. lady this fishll NEVER be .5 lb & the size of ur palm. she left complaining w/o fish. i had a lovely man come in later tho and buy all 4 fillets :)

elvenbeard  asked:

Mordred's opinion on the Dalish? And Maedwyn's opinion on the Circles?

Oooh nice. Thanks!

Mordred gets along well with the Dalish, actually, if both parties can deign to look past the fact that Warden Surana of Ferelden is Andrastian. He’s an eager learner and asks Velanna to teach him basic cultural stuff so he doesn’t accidentally offend anyone (but also how to pick fights in ways the Dalish side can’t refuse). Mordred gets along with Velanna, and her words about how the Dalish have so few stories and so much lost history really…struck a deep chord in him. Mordred, after all, was a floater in and of himself. The face and blood of foreigners, raised by people who don’t mean for him to grow into a person, who was both renounced and had been guilty of renouncing his pasts.

Just. How could you do that? How could you orphan an entire people? But you could, and the Chantry did – by burning their temples, by killing their elders, by massacring what’s left of them. So Mordred hunted every Elvhen ruins, chased after every Elvhen artifacts, and returned them to the People. He knows, reasonably, that what’s done can’t be undone. They’ll never quite take back the Imperium in his lifetime, nor, perhaps, even the Dales. But in the smallest things, if he can help them, he does.

Dalish clans passing through Ferelden know they are safe, if they are careful. Though Mordred technically doesn’t have the authority to overpower a bann or to attack them in defense of the Dalish, word of his reputation alone is enough. That’s the prize of fear.

So…yeah. Mordred isn’t “of the People”, at least doesn’t consider himself to be. He’s been offered the choice to revere the Pantheon, but he cleaves true to Andraste and the teachings of the Chant of Light. That doesn’t mean he’s absolved from failing to help them, if he can.


Maedwyn as a youth ran mage underground missions in Kirkwall because his first and childhood friend was a mage who was roundabout murdered by Templars. What he had heard from the ones who he helped sneak out solidified his lasting distaste for the goings-on there, which…had not met many resistances to, since those days.

Maedwyn knew the dangers of magic, but he was someone who had suffered because he was powerless to stop the ones stronger than him from inflicting that suffering, and so would rather not place anyone else into the same position. Maedwyn supported Fiona’s plans for the College of Enchanters well before endgame, lifting her mages from conscription into official allegiance status after Corypheus wreaked Haven. He also went out of his way to remain Cassandra’s friend and chief adviser after the Breach Crisis, using a revamped, smaller Inquisition to broker peace and break up conflicts between Vivienne’s renewed Circles and the College.

So yeah. He supported the idea of an institution of learning for mages, and that mages should on the whole be kept track of just in case. But that did not mean leaving them to the hands of those who had a record of not being kind to them was fair, or acceptable.

Cassandra never successfully fought Maedwyn on this, and she did not attempt to.

Ride or die (Chibs-Sons of Anarchy)

Request: Could you write a Chibs imagine where you get kidnapped by some other club (the irish i guess) and they give you the same scars as your old man, so like a fluffy af story please

Hope you like it, I tried to make it as fluffy as possible without making it look like a Cheesy romance novel. Thank you for your request! This was an awesome idea and i really enjoyed witting it. :) <3

“So, Chibs, wanna tell me how you got those scars?” Y/N said in her best (which was still pretty bad) Joker impression to the man on the other side of the bar. 

“It’s a long story darling.” He said taking a sip of his beer. He has been coming to the bar where she worked for a couple of weeks now. And they talked about this and that. It was a safe heaven for him. She took his mind off all the bullshit going on with the Sons. 

“I’ve got time.” She said leaning forward on her elbows after looking around the almost empty bar. 

“Alright.” He said smiling at how innocent the girl in front of him looked. She didn’t seem like she belonged here. She talked in a proper manner, she always heals her head high, always had on perfect make up, and no one has seen her hair look anything but perfect. And yet, there she was. In a bar close to the Edge of town. Where truckers and bikers came to waist their time.  She has told him that she has finished uni last Spring. She wanted to be a lawyer. And she would of made a great one if she had the chance. She believed she will, but great things take time. And right now it was her time to be a waitress for the charming man in front of her. 

“And i still await the day when i will be able to sink my know a in to that Irish bastards face, to make him feel what i felt.” He finished telling her the story about how he got his scars, after which he also got his nickname, Chibs. 

“I bet he could never make it look as good as you tho.” She said, reaching over the bar to gently cup his cheek, running her thumb over the right scar, making him Relax in to her touch. “Noon could." 

Months have passed since Y/N and Chibs got together. They were unseparable. Her elegance and compassion paired with his roughness and protectiveness made them the perfect pair. 

Everyone knew she was his old lady and everyone adored her. 

They lived a happy life, well as happy as a gang member and a lawyer who worked as a bartender could. Everything was great, except the Times that Y/N was left alone with the the old ladies, due to the  Sons having to go on their runs. 

Today was one of those days. The day of another run. Y/N woke up before Chibs, like always. She got up, took a shower and walked in to the kitchen. She started making Eggs and tomatoes for her and Bacon, Eggs, cheese, salami and toast for him. They have been together for so long now, but she was still blown away by how much that man could eat. 

"G'morning, darlin’.” A deep sleepy voice greeted her just as she set her and his plate on the table. 

“Good Morning.” She faked a smile as he kissed her shoulder before sitting down on his usual spot at the table. 

“Everything a'right?” He asked her, knowing her better than anyone else. 

“Yeah.” She nodded her head and took as sip of her coffee. “It’s just.. do you have to go on this run?" 

"You know i do.” He sighed taking a bite if his breakfast. 

“I know, i just have a bad feeling." 

"About what?” He asked as he ate, his Eyes Studying her. He always did that, she noticed. Every time, before a run, he would study her, like he was trying to memories her. He told her once that if he dies, he wants her to be the last night he sees. And that scared her. She didn’t want to even think about hurt, let alone dead. 

“The run. I feel like something bad is going to happen.” She said, feeling sick to her stomach. She couldn’t even eat breakfast today. 

“I’ll be fine. The other guys will be with me. Don’t worry darling.” He said, knowing how much she worried about him. 

“You better, or you’ll have to answer to me.” She joked, trying to lighten the Mood. 

“With a threat like that, i don’t think i have much choice but to come home alive and well.” He laughed as he finished his breakfast. 

Y/N stood up and started to clean the table just before he stood up as well and walked over to her. 

“I have to get ready.” He kissed her. “Everything will be okay.”

“Yeah.” She nodded, wanting to kiss him again, to hug him, and never let him go. 

About an hour later both Y/N and Chibs were at the bike shop. Everyone was saying goodbye to their loved ones. 

“Be careful!” She said,letting a tear run down her cheek as they stood by his bike, his hands around her waist and her hands around his neck.

He pressed his forehead to hers and closed his Eyes. “I promises, I’ll be." 

"Good.” She let out a shaky laugh before stepping on her tip toes and kissing him. 

“I love you.” He said after they pulled away, his hands still on her waist.

“i love you too." 

And with that he pressed one more quick but passionate kiss on her lips, before letting go of her and getting on his bike, driving off after the rest of the guys. 

"I’m hearing to the grocery store, do any of you need anything?” Y/N said about 5 hours after the guys left and she was left alone with Gemma and Tara  at the bike shop. 

“A pack of Marlboro.” Gemma said not even looking up from her work. 

“Alright.” And with that she sat in her red Beatle and drove off. 

Finally getting out of the grocery store, which was packed, she sat in her car And let out a shaky breath. 

She took a second to collection her thoughts  before starting the engine and driving off. 

“What the-?” Her car was acting weirdly. But she kept driving, hoping it was nothing to serious and that the prospects at the bike shop would be able to fix it for her. 

However as soon as she got a bit out of town the car started to act even weirder. “That’s it.” She decided to pull over and call Gemma, to ask her to send one of the prospects to pick her and her car up. 

She pulled up and started to Search for her phone “where did i put it?” She said to herself, trying to find it. 

Someone knocked on the Window making her jump.

“Hey.” She said turning around and opening the door. 

“Hello, i noticed you have ab empty tire, so i decided to stop and see if you’re alright.” A blue Eyes man said in a polite manner, an Irish accent dripping from every Word. 

“Oh really?” She asked stepping out if the car. “Seems like you’re right.” She said as she noticed her front and back tired emptied out. ‘Weird.’ She thought to herself. “Thank you.” She said, slowly Walking back to her car. “I’m really bad with cars.” She smiled, reaching for her purse. “Good thing that i know a good  mechanic.” She tied to sound calm and collected. 

“You’re right, that is a good thing.” He said, right before throwing a strong punch at her stomach, making her tumble back, not being able to breath.  "Such a good thing.“ He said again before kicking her in her leg. She let out a eat deafening scream. She was sure he broke her leg. 

"Boys!” Was all she heard before someone hit her with something hard and cold from the back. 

And then darkness. 


“Jax, you need to come home.” Gemma said in to her phone. 

“What? Why?” The voice on the other end asked, concern dripping from his voice. 

“It’s Y/N.” Gemma said, her Eyes watery as she looked down on the unconscious girl lying in a hospital bed in front of her. “The Irish, they attacked her." 

"What? Is she okay?" 

"She’s alive. But…"Was all that Gemma needed to say. 

"We’re on our way.”  Jax said hanging up the phone. 

Gemma threw her phone on the couch behind her, walking over to the girl in front if her. “Oh Y/N,” she said taking one of the girls hands in hers. “What have they done to you?” Gemma couldn’t believe her Eyes. The once beautiful girl, with ambition, with a constant smile on her face, a positive thought for everyone, laying here, unrecognizable. 


“Chibs!” Jax called out and waves the older man over to him. 

“What is it, Jacke boy?” The Scott asked Walking over to him. 

“It’s Y/N… she has been attacked.” Jax said and saw Chibs face fall instantly. “She’s alive, but she is in bad condition." 

Chibs didn’t want to hear anything else. He Tunes around, ran to his bike and hot on. He didn’t care about anything anymore. His love needed him. 

As he Rode his thoughts went back to that Morning. She told him not to go. She told him she had a bad telling. She knew. She always knows. 

Why didn’t he listen to her? Why was he so stupid? 

The thoughts overflowing his mind.

He drove Faster than he has ever driven. And he got back to charming in half the time it took them to get out of it. Soon he was parked outside the hospital. He got off his bike, not caring where he left it, or if it was even still standing. He ran inside. 

"Y/N, I’m here to see Y/N Y/L.” He said At the information desk. 

“Room 105.” The lady said and he ran, past all the patients past all the doctors until he stood outside room 105.

He opened the door and the first thing he was was Gemma. Sitting by a hospital bed. 

She quickly looked up. “Chibs..” she didn’t know what to say. 

Chibs walked over to the bed only to come face to face with someone he didn’t recognize. If it weren’t for her long/short Y/H/C, that he loved so much, he would of been sure this was the wrong room. 

“My darling..” he couldn’t believe his Eyes. The woman before him. Beaten, stabbed, tortured, was the love if his life, and he had no idea how to help her. 

He keeled by her bed and gently took one of her hands in his and pressed it to his lips. 

“I’m sorry. My love. I’m so sorry.” He said against her hand. Tears running down his face.

He looked at her, he just looked at her. She had the same cuts as he had on his face. He knew the bruises would heal and her perfect skin would be back, but the scars, the scars will stay. And for that he had no idea what to do. 

“Come back to me, my love, please, come back.”

A day has passed and Chibs hasn’t moved from his spot next to his old lady’s bed. 

The Sun has just came in to the hospital room trough the Window Waking the man who had fallen asleep on the chair next to the bed. 

“Good Morning sunshine." he said to the sleeping girl next to him. He always called her that, because she was as warm and as positive as sunshine. 

"I love you so much.” He whispered. 

“I love you too.” A weak, bearably there, voice said back making Chibs jump up. Happiness and worry All over his face. 

“My love, you’re awake!” He said  leaning forward to give her a kiss but decided against it, not wanting to hurt her. So he pressed a soft kiss to her forehead. 

“I hurt.” She said, talking as little as possible after figuring out that talking is causing her pain. 

“Give me a second darling, I’ll get you a doctor.” He said before running out and quickly coming back with a doctor. 


A month has passed. And it was Time for Y/N to finally get her band ages off. 

“You ready darling?” Chibs asked as he offered her his hand which she Gladly took as they walked in to the hospital. 

“Yeah.” She said. She could feel him being nervous. She was nervous as well but she knew he loved her no matter what (and no, not only because he has told her that every day for the past moth). 

“I love you.” He said as they sat down, waiting for the doctor to call her in. 

“I love you too.” She said squeezing his hand. 

“Y/N Y/L?” A nurse said making Y/N and Chibs stand up. 

“Here.” Chibs said and the two followed the nurse to the doctors Office. 

“Good Morning Y/N, how are you feeling?” The doctor asked Walking over to the girl who just lifted two Thumbs up, making the doctor laugh. 

“You’ve got a warrior over here.” He doctor said looking at Chibs, as he started to undo her bandages. 

About a minute later the doctor has finished unwrapping the girls cheeks and has been looks at her with a impressed expression on his face.

“Y/N, the scars are still visible. But they have already healed more than we could ever hoped for." 

"Can i see?” The girl said, trying not to be nervous. 

Chibs walked over to her with a mirror. “You are beautiful, darling. Inside and out." 

The girl took the mirror from his hands and looked at her reflection. "Hmm” she turned her face, So she could see herself from different angles. 

“I was wrong.” She said looking at Chibs. 

“About what?” He asked worried.

“I once told you, no  one could pull this scares off better than you.” She said, “i feel like, no offense, i pull it off twice as well as you.” She said sending him a Wink making him laugh. 

“You’re so right darling.” Chibs said grabbing her face, gently and kissing her. 

“Always am.” She said before thinking the doctor and Walking out. 

“You know.. I’m pretty sure we are the most bad ass Couple in charming.” She said. “Fuck the matching tattoos, we have matching scars.” She said making him look down at her with pure love and admiration “now I’m the definition of ride or die.” She said as they reached his bike. 

“You’re most Defiantly the definition of ride or die. And i couldn’t love you any more than i do.” He said leaning down for a kiss which she Gladly returned. 


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