the label came off

BTS x Modern Magic!AU

i haven’t written something for all the boys in a while, so i decided to get back in the groove with this cute lil bangtan au ive been thinking about,,,,,,enjoy~


  • vampire 
  • he’s never actually bitten a person before because he grew up in a family of, to put it politely, “vegetarian” vampires. but even when it comes to drinking animals blood,,,,he feels horrible about it
  • like he’s always on the brink of starving because when he has to go out and hunt for food he like,,,like he catches a rabbit but he lets it go two minutes later because he’s like “i can’t,,,,it’s too cute,,,,,,,”
  • ever heard of a vampire having an ethical dilemma when it comes to feeding on an animal’s blood? no? well meet namjoon,,,,,,,,who all the other vampires said read too much ‘human’ philosophy and got tricked into being so damn humble
  • but you, who once took a philosophy course with namjoon in your class, figure out pretty early on that he’s a vampire
  • mostly due to his clumsiness as in ,,,, he was drinking red stuff out of a bottle that said ‘tomato juice’ but he had been picking at the label and it came off just in time for you to see under it the words ‘pigs blood’ and you were like what now
  • and namjoon begs you to not tell anyone he damn near cries and you’re like i wont ????? obviously you’re not dangerous if you’re here around people and haven’t attacked anyone by the way how long does that bottle of blood last you
  • and he’s like ,,,,,,usually others drink two of these a day but i make one last a week and you’re like what?? why ??
  • and he’s like “i ,,,, feel bad drinking blood,,,,,,,even an animals,,,,,like it died for me. it died for my sins,,,,,,,”
  • and you’re like bro that’s deep but you do know that’s how the food chain works,,,,,and he sighs like yEAH ,,,,,,but i feel so bad,,,,,i need to go mourn the pig that died for this,,,,,
  • and you’re like in shock because what now is he seriously a vampire but also,,,,,,,you’re very intrigued and you’re like it’s kinda endearing how sulky and pouty he gets over literally????? eating his lunch 


  • potion brewer 
  • kind of runs out of a black market for other wizards and witches, but some humans find out about it through like back doors and things like that
  • he specializes in two things: truth potions and love potions. those are the most popular 
  • and other brewers say that it’s immoral to brew potions that tamper with peoples emotions like love potions or potions that force someone into only telling the truth but does yoongi really care? no. you know why? mmmmmmmmmoooonnnneeeyyyyy
  • what does he use in his potions? oh you know the usual rose thorns, goblin fingernails, unicorn horn, some interesting parts of fish, the fangs of a fallen vampire,,,,,,, the usual magical hocus-pocus ingredients that anyone who isn’t acquainted with magic would probably be horrified to touch 
  • yoongi’s brewing pot is passed down from generation to generation, just like how the families familiar is a crow,,,,things like this are just signature to the min wizards
  • and so you know,,,,you have no clue these people even exist until a friend of yours gets mixed up with it and comes running to you for help and you’re like ???? what you bought a love potion from some good looking guy in an alley and now he wants you to pay him an obscene amount of money??
  • and you go with her to meet ‘yoongi’ who explains that if your friend doesn’t pay up he’s got means of blackmail that could ruin her forever and you’re like “ok how much is the debt?” and when he says the number you damn near die,,,,,,,and you’re like “can i exchange anything else???” and yoongi thinks for a moment and he’s like “you can pay off her debt for her.” and you’re like how boy i am B roke and he’s like “easy. you work for me now.”
  • and with that he pulls you over and erases this whole thing from your friends mind in a matter of seconds and you’re like wwwwwhat,,,,,,is,,,,,happening and he’s like 
  • “first order of business, you need to drink this.” and he passes you this like black, bubbling drink and you’re like what ew no and he’s like hey. you belong to me until the debt is paid off
  • and so you drink it, and it surprisingly tastes like licorice and suddenly you notice an inking become visible on your skin and it’s a tattoo of a black crow that goes up you forearm and you’re like ????? rubbing at it with your finger and yoongi just laughs and is like
  • “it’ll stay on till we’re done here, let’s go human” and you’re like holy god what have i gotten myself into  
  • meanwhile yoongi is just like,,,,about you,,, like they’re cute,,, humans are usually not my style but ,,,,,hmm,,,,,,,he’s definitely interested in seeing how you two will get along ^^


  • clairvoyant 
  • really tired and bored of always being able to see the future and the outcomes of just about anything
  • will occasionally see the lottery numbers for the next day and ‘casually’ buy that card and ‘casually’ drop it beside someone who might look desperate for cash 
  • people have tried to become his friend simply to backstab him and take away his power, but thanks to his power he can see their plan and he’s like lmao yeah no get away from me or ill knock you out with my frying pan
  • “jungkook don’t run that way you’re bump right into namjoon and- oh there they go, namjoon make sure you don’t fall on your side it’s gonna hu- oh he already fell. whoops.”
  • you know jin because you work at a coffee shop he frequents and it’s really interesting because,,,,,,,if he focuses on you he can see that you’ll be quitting this job in the next 4 months to do something else and whenever you’re like “it’s really busy” he’s like “don’t worry, you won’t be here forever”
  • and you think he’s just being a kind, empathetic soul but lmao no he actually knows you won’t be there forever
  • but one day something happens that really startles him you guys are talking while you’re getting his change and you go “i wonder when ill meet the love of my life, valentines day is around the corner and it makes me so sad.”
  • and jin ,,,,, out of curiousity tries to focus on you and see how your love life will play out,,,,,,but he can’t. like at all
  • and he panics because is he losing his power???? but no if he focuses on your co-worker he can see that she’ll meet her husband in about 2 years on a trip abroad but you???? nothing
  • and when he gets home he calls up his mother, who has the same power and he’s like what does this mean??
  • and his mom is just like jin (: you know how clairvoyants can’t see their own futures? and he’s like yes,,,,,,
  • and his mom is like (: that (: means (: that (: person (: is (: part of your future honey~~~~~~!!!!!
  • and jin is like ,,,,, oh my god ,,,,,,,, 
  • and the next morning when he comes in he looks up at you while ordering and wow holy moley where you always this attractive,,,,,,


  • necromancer 
  • “guys i know you’re all dead, but you’re all my friends anyway. and no none of you can possess my body, you guys know that’s against the rules.”
  • started ‘accidentally’ summoning the spirits of the dead at a young age because apparently drawing a circle on the floor in chalk and then just sitting in it ,,,,added in ofc with hoseok’s magical aura was enough to pull all the ghosts that haunted the entire block into his room
  • and hoseok can conjure up the dead just about anywhere he goes and most of the time he doesn’t speak with their physical forms, but their energies still stuck on earth
  • and it’s a really cool ritual to get an actual physical body to come back to “life” but it involves too much blood and too much chanting for hoseok to ever try
  • and you are a strong believer in how ghosts are made up and fake and hoseok always chuckles under his breath when you’re like “the dead stay dead” and you wanna know why
  • so you keep pestering him and hoseok is like even if i told you you wouldn’t believe me
  • and you’re like try me !!! and he’s like “ok. i can call out dead people’s spirits and talk with them” and you’re like
  • well you’re like LOL you’re write i don’t believe you and hoseok huffs because fine let him prove it
  • and he’s like “you know how your family cat died when you were younger?? his name was mr. oreo right?” and you stop laughing because,,,,,how does he know that
  • and hoseok is like “when i call out a spirit i can do it by trying to call out spirits that follow alive humans. mr. oreo is following you right now. he keeps thinking you’ll get home and give him belly rubs.”
  • and you’re frozen because,,,,,holy hell how does he know that,,,,,,,
  • and hoseok is like “believe me now?”
  • and you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THATS SO COOL HOSEOK YOU’RE MAGICAL
  • and he’s like,,,,w,,,what??? because he DID NOT expect this reaction but at the same time he starts grinning and jumping up and down like “yeah!!!!! im magical!!!!!!” and you’re like omg grabbing his hand and you’re like we need to go to a cemetery or something we have to go talk to spirits!!!!!
  • and hoseok is like yeah we do- wAIT what cemetery heck no they’re creepy
  • and you’re like ?????? how can you find them creepy you literally bring back the dead
  • and he’s like nope. no. let’s just go over to my place and watch a ghost flick instead,,,,,,,,,,,and maybe ill try to summon the spirit of this old lady who lived above me before and you’re like cool sounds like a date
  • hoseok internally: screaming because you called this a date dghkbljfs


  • healer 
  • every part of him feels like it could heal any wound, from his smile to his soft hands to his sweet voice. but in reality it has to do mostly with his breathing and with concentration of his energy into the wound it’s actually a super tiring process and jimin usually passes out after healing just one person
  • but you know,,,,,,he’s still a glowing angel literally
  • it actually all matters on what type of illness the person has. for instance he can cure rashes with the touch of his finger, things like colds he has to focus only a bit of energy, but big bleeding wounds he has to hold his hands over the gashes or scratches and focus his energy into reviving the skin and tissue
  • and it’s really cool to watch because he emits this ring of golden when he’s completely focused and it looks really pretty,,,,,,,,aside from the fact that it’s literally like physically draining jimin of his own energy
  • you’re his assistant,,,,,since he faints after healing and needs his sweat dabbed from his forehead and things like that
  • you guess you’re a nurse,,,,,but jimin is much more magical than any doctor and he usually only heals other magical beings because if modern scientists found out about his abilities he’d probably just be taken in for experiments
  • and some of those beings are far from human looking, like jimin can also heal dragons and mermaids and even rejuvenate certain magical plants. 
  • you yourself don’t have the ability to heal like jimin, but jimin trusts you since you’ve been childhood friends and sometimes after a hard days work
  • he’ll go “you know,,,,,,out of everything my power can do it can’t work on me,,,,,,” and you’re like what do you mean you can heal your scratches just like everyone else’s
  • and jimin embarrassing smiles to himself and he’s like “yes,,,,but i can’t heal my own heart from my feelings,,,,,” and he like looks over at you from behind his eyelashes and you’re tilting your head a bit in confusion and he just chuckles
  • and you’re like ???? and he’s like “it’s ok though,,,,,,i have you to heal those feelings,,,,,,,,” he whispers this part so you don’t really make it out but,,,,,,,,lmao even in a magical!au,,,,jimin is quite the romantic 


  • animal whisperer
  • from horses to dogs to ants to snakes to birds to fish
  • he can understand and talk to them all,,,,,,and you’d be surprised how gossipy animals really are 
  • most other magical powers are inherited through family genetics and/or constant study of witchcraft but taehyung’s talent is singular to him because most people can only speak to one kind of animal,,,,,taehyung obviously can talk to them all
  • and people rumor that it’s because he was raised by wolves or something dumb like that. but it has more to do with the fact that taehyung just loves spending time with animals and so,,,,,,,he just picked up on as much as he could
  • and his favorite thing to do is to talk with domesticated pets. a lot of the times the stories are sad and dark, but sometimes the pets just spill embarrassing secrets and stories about their owners that make taehyung roll over in laughter
  • and that’s exactly what happens with you. as you’re walking your dog taehyung comes strolling by and asks if he can pet it and ofc you’re like sure!!!! and when he leans down
  • the dog is like “did you know every morning my owner turns on the same song,,,,,,,fire? i think is the name and they just dance around to it singing into a bursh like it’s a mic. isn’t that hilarious”
  • and taehyung can’t hold back his laughter and you’re like ???? and looking up at you taehyung gives you a once over and he’s like “i didn’t expect you to be the silly type.”
  • and you’re like ?????
  • and taehyung is like “i like that in someone, business on the outside but actually kind of goofy. im taehyung by the way, i also sing into a brush like a mic.”
  • and he sticks out his hand and you’re like wait what how does he KNOW,,,,,,,,but also,,,,,,,,,,,goofy??
  • and taehyung is like “your dog here told me kindly about your dorky side, it’s cute though.”
  • and ofc you think he’s joking but tbh he’s handsome and sweet so you’re like “do you have a pet? i want it to tell me something funny about you too so we’re even hehe”
  • and taehyung grins and looks down at your pup and while you’re distracted taehyung is like “hey , do you think i have a chance?”
  • and the dog is like “with my owner? no way. they’re too cute for.” and taehyung is like hEY did i just get insulted by a dog
  • (but dw taehyung,,,,,,obviously you wouldn’t say no to a cute date with him????? right~~)


  • werewolf 
  • incredibly playful in and out of wolf form, loves pulling pranks and challenging older wolfs in the pack to play fights
  • which is not surprising because when he shifts back into human form, his arms and legs are all bruised up from those play fights but jungkook thinks they make him look really cool and strong
  • everyone swoons over his athletic body and they’re like WOW he must swim or play volleyball to have such strong upper arms and legs
  • lmao no it’s that when he’s in wolf form he spends like 85% of the time running around like crazy,,,,,,,like a literal puppy
  • his wolf form is really pretty,,,,his coat is a light brown but the fur around his ears and paws gets snowy white
  • and his eyes get sparks of blue between the browns of his pupils
  • the only problem is he’s reckless and so sometimes he’ll get too excited and parts of him will shift without him knowing
  • which is how you find out he’s a werewolf because you’re over at his place beating him at video games and jungkook gets way to riled up and stands up and you look over and you’re like wait
  • why does he have a tail????? and ,,,,,,, are those,,,,,,,,,,ears on the top of his head?????
  • and once you’re like uh jungkook i think you’re mutating,,,,,,jungkook is like oH DAmmit the pack is gonna kill me
  • and you’re like the pack,,,,,,,???? and jungkook is like “well im halfway there might as well show you the whole thing” and before you know it he’s shaking his upper body and suddenly,,,,,,,,in the living room of your friend jungkook’s house is a big,,,,,,,,,,wolf
  • and you’re like WHAT IN GODS NAME but then the wolf like nudges the controller with his nose and points to the screen of the paused game with it’s paw and you look at it the character on the screen is named jungkook
  • and you look back at the wolf and you’re like,,,,,,,y,,,,,,,you’re,,,,,,,jungkook?!??!??!
  • and in a moment the wolf begins to shake it’s head and jungkook comes back to his human form and you’re like WOAH and he’s like “it’s cool isn’t it????”
  • and you’re like “y-yeah but also,,,,,,,,,” and your eyes are closed now and you’re like “you’re naked. please put on some clothes dog boy”
  • and jungkook is like DOG BOY
  • but also he runs out of there because right shifting,,,,,leaves one exposed
  • but when he comes back you’re like,,,,,,much more comfortable with the fact that your friends a werewolf and you’re like 
  • “hey,,,,,,,can people hypothetically ride,,,,,,wolves like on their backs??”
  • and jungkook snorts like iM never letting you on my back
  • (but he actually ends up letting you get on his back in his wolf form because jungkook likes you and will never admit it but he wants to show off by running through the woods with you on his back and the face you make when you end up seeing how fast he is makes jungkook’s ego like x100000 times bigger and it’s cute ,,,,,,,,,,,, werewolf boy in love) (get the pun?)
Bear with me,

I have lots of Deckard Shaw and baby Brian fluffy headcanons:

🔹 Deckard is really good with babies. Or at least with Baby Brian. Tej theorizes that they probably bonded on the plane while Deckard killed Cipher’s minions.

🔹 They don’t really know what it is. Not even Deckard knows. He never had much contact with kids or babies growing up. The age difference between him and his brother is not even that big, so he doesn’t remember when Owen was a baby. They wasn’t close to their extended family so no little cousins either.

🔹 They realize it’s probably genetics. Mama Shaw is also a baby whisperer: after all the action on the plane, Baby Brian got tired and fussy and it took very little effort and a soft lullaby from her to make him sleep. Her boys were impressed.

🔹 Owen’s talent is a little more subtle: he’s a gift genius. Baby Brian always love his gifts. The Family can’t explain this one because Owen interacted very little with Baby Brian, and he never came to family gatherings, but always sent little things to them (and they always liked them, albeit reluctantly).

(🔹 On Baby Brian’s first Christmas, Roman’s gift was quickly elected The Favorite™. Unfortunately, only until Deckard came bringing everyone gifts from himself, his mother and brother. When Dom unwrapped Baby Brian’s gifts and put them in front of him, he immediately let go of Roman’s and grabbed Owen’s. Roman’s mood went sour for the next hour)

(🔹 On another occasion, Deckard gave Hobbs’ daughter a gift (her birthday had been a week or so ago) from his brother. She was confused because she didn’t remember Owen at all, they never even met, but he sent her a present, so it would be a bit rude to question it, right? When she opened, she let out a shrill that almost made both men deaf. Apparently Owen had hit jackpot by giving her some makeup suitable for athletes: it didn’t came off with sweat or water (Hobbs read the labels to make sure that it was hypoallergenic and safe for his girl). Samantha got so happy that she impulsively hugged Deckard. Hobbs laughed at his surprised face)

🔹 One time, Dom and Letty went out for date night and Ramsey volunteered to babysit. Roman and Tej promised to help her, but a last minute “consulting job” took Tej elsewhere. Roman was certain this night was gonna be The Night™ with Ramsey. But it was actually Fussy Baby Brian Night and nothing they did would calm him down. His chubby face was all red from all the screaming and Roman looked like he was about to start crying himself while holding him.

🔹 Ramsey decided enough was enough and took her phone out. She hesitated before dialing Dom’s number though. He and Letty deserved a night out and the baby wasn’t sick, he was just upset. The sounds of Roman crying was enough for her to make up her mind. She dialed Deckard and he sounded so bored on the phone that was a completely surprised when he showed up at Dom and Letty’s house half an hour later, a smug smile on his face, took Baby Brian from Roman’s arms, calmed him down in like 10 minutes or so and put him to sleep. 

(🔹 Ramsey told The Family on the next time they were all gathered: Hobbs looked particularly impressed; Letty was not amused, she made them all promise to call her first if anything like that happened again (she was a Mama Bear, it reminded Deckard of his own mother in a way); Little Nobody couldn’t stop laughing at the idea of Roman crying while holding a screaming baby and obviously Deckard looked more smug than ever; Hobbs considered to punch the smirk off his face but decided against it)

(if you squint, you’ll see my ship shining through)


Summary: Chanyeol has been distant the past month but blows-up when he sees you hanging out with a male-coworker/friend.
Type: Angst
Length: 2267 Words
Members: Chanyeol x Reader, Derek (your co-worker/friend)

I combined two requests into this scenario! I’m happy with how it turned out, but also feeling down because of the angst OTL Please enjoy this lengthier scenario!

- Admin Audrey

Originally posted by beautyeol

Sweet-smelling drinks, stars transforming into flowers spinning around your head like a crown in the making (but you were never fit for such an adornment), a spinning head, crying. You let yourself drown in a bottle of cheap beer you bought from the convenience store on the corner of the intersection near your apartment, let yourself swim in its ripples and waves and sink to the bottom of the tinted glass. But instead of hearing the sounds of the bubbles popping or the school of clownfish and silver carp conversing, your ears are filled with the sound of his voice - of the explosive anger, the resentment, the boiling point.

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blessedthrice  asked:

5 jeanmarco

tentatively called “jeanbo creeps on his hot freckled neiiiiggghhbor”. this is like the beginning to a terrible, terrible porno. #5: “are you drunk?” from this prompt list yeeeee 

The guy in apartment 314, the one with the face full of freckles and the big brown eyes and the dopey smile, the one who was either a total virgin or a complete pervert and nothing in between, was called Marco Bodt. Jean knew this not because he actually spoke to him, but because he started creeping the mailroom and hanging out by the box labeled #314 when the mailman came in on his days off. He knew Marco Bodt’s name the same way he knew that Marco Bodt went jogging on Tuesdays and Thursdays, took a Jansport backpack with him everywhere he went, and never brought anyone, male or female, home with him. He was out the door every morning at 8, whistling some stupid song like “Someone’s in the Kitchen with Dinah”, the tune never failing to work it’s way through the thin walls of Jean’s apartment and jerk him from even the deepest sleep. He’d come in for the night no later than 10:45pm– weekend or not. He received more mail than anyone Jean had ever known in his life.

It was starting to feel a little weird, kind of dirty and invasive, but it didn’t stop Jean from poking into the mailroom and inspecting the packages the UPS man left behind with Marco Bodt #314 scrawled across the top from time to time, occasionally picking them up and shaking them, trying to guess what might be inside: A bible or a dildo, but what kind of dildo and from where? Was he a Bad Dragon kind of guy or a cheap, simple bullet type? Did he like to get fucked while reading the Bible? Was it a King James, like the one Jean’s mother was always trying to shove in his face when he’d come home to do laundry? “If you don’t make time for God, how do you expect Him to make time for you?” But maybe Marco Bodt didn’t even own a dildo, even if that bottomface said otherwise.

“I think that’s mine.”

It was a Wednesday when he was finally caught. Package clutched in hand, mid-shake, Jean froze as the soft, tentative voice came from behind. Instinct told him to play dumb, to put the small box back where he found it, laugh it off with an apology, the excuse that he thought it was his– he’s always doing that haha, kind of a narcissist, if it’s in the mailroom it must be his ha ha ha. Impulse told him to throw it against the wall and run, break his lease and move states, go by a new name and die in obscurity. The soft voice of Marco Bodt gave out a confused, “Um…” and neither instinct nor impulse won out. Jean didn’t move. His face was tingling, cheeks burning a mortifyingly furious red. His heart was pounding. He considered faking a seizure.

“Hey,” Marco was trying again, and there was a sudden weight against Jean’s shoulder, warm and gentle. A hand. The package dropped to the floor with a deafening thud. “Hey, man, are you ok?”

A low, droning moan escaped him. No words, nothing that could make the situation any less horrifying. A drawn out “Ughhhhhh” that he didn’t realize was physically coming out of his mouth until it was too late to stop himself. Somehow, he hadn’t embarrassed himself enough yet. Somehow it was only getting worse.

“Are… are you drunk?” Marco’s voice dropped to a whisper, as if he was concerned about being offensive, about someone hearing the exchange and getting the wrong idea about the man who was shaking his mail and groaning like a complete psycho. The clock on the wall read half-past two and the sun was shining through the window. It looked like a beautiful day for Jean to fling himself into traffic. Somehow, pretending to be drunk midday on a Wednesday seemed like the least terrible option in front of him, and he went with it.

“Oh.. absolutely.” He bent over, picking up the package, fumbling with it a little before turning, swallowing thickly. Marco Bodt was even prettier up close, with his splatter of freckles and his big puppydog brown eyes and with such a case of bottomface that if he wasn’t gay then nobody was. Jean would stake his life on it. He held out the box, arms fully extended, as if surrendering something near and dear to him. Marco accepted it with the same amount of care, not seeming quite sure what else to do with himself. Tucking it under his arm, he seemed to be considering Jean for a moment, a kind, pitying smile tugging at his lips. Jean could take pitying. If Marco Bodt kept smiling at him like that, he could pity him all he wanted.

“Do you need help getting upstairs?”

Marco could pity him forever, for all he cared. He gave out a breath he didn’t know he’d been holding.


#7 First ultrasound

A/N Helllooooo! This is kind of like a 2 part preference because they can find out the gender if they want to but I’m going to make the second preference a gender reveal party. So when they find out what the baby will be the doctor is going to write it on a card and put it in an envelope and then they will pass it on to someone else who is helping them plan their parties in the next preference. So Y/N and the boy won’t know until the next one posted tomorrow, if that makes any sense? I don’t know hope you enjoy!  

Ashton- Typically you and Ashton loved to sleep in and relax as long as you could if he had a day off. But today there was something really important to do and you were bouncing off the walls with excitement. “Ashton wake up!” You said, nudging him. He groaned and rolled over. You sighed. “Ash do you not remember where we have to go today?” You saw him furrow his eyebrows and try to think when suddenly he remembered and a smile grew on his face. He opened his eyes. “We get to see little Munchkin for the first time today!” You nodded. “Hurry and get dressed or else we’re going to be late.” He did as you said while you finished your makeup. You and Ashton had already made a plan that no matter how bad you wanted to find out what you were having you had to resist and let the nurse write it on the card so you could be surprised with everyone else at the Gender reveal party you and your sister had been planning. “I can’t wait to see him or her.” He said as he held your hand in the car, thumb gliding over your knuckles. You pulled up and checked in. About 20 minutes later a nurse called you in. You laid on the bed and Ashton took a seat next to you. You talked about random things until the doctor came in. “All right lets get started.” She said as she flipped off the lights. You lifted your shirt and she poured the cold jelly onto your small baby bump. She moved the wand around for a second before a picture appeared on the screen. “Ash there’s our baby!” He smiled but didn’t say anything. He was just in awe. The doctor pointed out various things, Like the head, Arms and where some of the organs were located.“We have a pretty cute baby.” Ashton said. You laughed. “You can barely tell what’s what.” “I just know it’s going to be cute.” He said. “Now let’s hear that heartbeat.” The doctor said as she switched tools. A small thudding sound came from the speakers and a wide smile appeared on your face. Ashton shook his head. “Wow that’s so amazing!” “Would you like to know the sex?” You told the doctor your plan and you both watched intently as she write down the very important word on the note card and slid in into the envelope. She handed it to you before speaking “Everything looks great! See you in a month.” She smiled and walked out of the room. Ashton helped you off the bed and took your hand into his. “That was incredible." 

Luke- "Make yourselves comfortable, the doctor will be in soon.” The nurse smiled as she shut the door leaving Luke and I alone. He leaned against the chair next to you and tapped his foot impatiently. “Calm down Luke.” You said to him. You could tell he was worried. “I just want to be sure that everything’s ok.” “It will be don’t worry.” He nodded and stared at the pictures on the wall. “Is that what it’s going to look like?” “Yeah I’m pretty sure. It looks like a baby to me.” You said giggling. It was really cute how he was trying to distract himself. “Luke after this can we go to the store? I have to grab some last minute stuff for the gender reveal tomorrow.” “Of course. I’m so excited for that! I just want to know what it is already!” “Me too but in less than 24 hours we will!” Suddenly there was a knock at the door and the doctor appeared. “Hello! How are we doing today?” She shook both of your hands “Good, Excited, Nervous. Just a whole bunch of emotions really.” You said “That’s normal.” She said with a smile. “So are we finding out the gender today as well?” “Actually we were wondering if you could write it on a card and put it in an envelope so we don’t see it. We’re going to have a reveal party and everyone’s going to be surprised together.” You explained “Of course honey that’s such a cute idea!” She flipped off the lights and started moving the wand around your belly. “Aw here’s it’s little head. Good size too… And there’s a side profile you can see it’s little nose also.” The doctor pointed at the screen. You heard Luke let out a little aw and you smiled because you could tell how happy he was. The doctor took all her measurements and you and Luke watched carefully trying to see all the small details of your little baby. “Everything looks perfect! Ah and here’s what I’ve been looking for. She pulled out a pen from her jacket and scribbled down the word that would mean everything to you and Luke tomorrow. You wanted to look at it so badly but you forced yourself not to. "And now for the best part…” The doctor placed the wand over your stomach again and changed the setting. A steady beating filled the room. “There’s the heartbeat nice and strong.” You couldn’t stop yourself from a few tears falling down your cheeks. From the corner of your eye you saw Luke wipe away a few of his own as well. “You’ve got a very healthy and big baby. We’ll see you back in a month.” The doctor smiled as she handed you the card. “I can’t believe we just saw our baby.” Luke said as he helped you off the table. “Me either that was so amazing. It’s got your nose.” You said giggling. 

Michael- Originally you had scheduled your first ultrasound on a day that Michael had off but something came up with their record label and there was no getting out of it, he had to be there. You were really sad but you tried to hide it because the band was really important to him and you didn’t want him to feel bad. You had showed Michael a cute idea you saw online of not finding out the babies gender from the doctor but in a creative way during a party with your friends and family. Michael doesn’t like normality and neither do you really so you decided this was the best thing to do and he loved the idea. Your mom knew about this as well and decided to help you plan it all out and since Michael couldn’t come with you anyways she was going to come with to the ultrasound. You arrived pretty early so it was a long, boring wait but eventually your name was called and you went back to get ready to see baby clifford for the first time. You explained to the doctor what you wanted to do before she started. “That’s such a great idea! When I get to that part I’ll also turn the screen away from you so you don’t peak!” “Perfect.” You smiled. Just as she squirted the cool jelly on your stomach there was a knock on the door. “Come in.” The doctor called. Michael appeared in the doorway. “Michael! How did you get here?” “I drove.” You rolled your eyes and laughed. “Obviously. But how did you get out of work?” “We ended early. And even if we didn’t I would have left because this is way more important.” You smiled and kissed him quickly before he sat down next to your mom and grabbed your hand. “All ready now?” The doctor asked. You all nodded and she placed the wand down on your baby bump. “Woah we got a wiggly one in there.” She said and laughed. “Ok here’s the face..” “It looks just like me! Look Y/N see! Doesn’t it?!” “I don’t know Michael it just looks like a baby.” You laughed at how excited he was. “No wait I take it back, It has your mouth babe.” “Oh ok.” You said. The doctor explained everything she was doing and showed the heartbeat as well. “That’s like super fast. Is that ok?” Michael said. You looked worried after he made that comment. “Yep! Totally normal. That’s just how babies are.” The doctor pointed out. You took a deep breath now assured that everything was great. “That’s our baby Michael!” You said as you covered your mouth with the other hand that wasn’t holding his. He brought your hand up to his lips and kissed your knuckles. “Now for the good part. No peeking you two.” The doctor turned the monitor away and it took her a minute to find what she was looking for because of how much the baby was moving. She quickly wrote it down and sealed the envelope. “I’m giving this to grandma for safe keeping.” She said as she handed the envelope to your mom and winking. “Ugh can I please look really quick?” Michael begged. “No Mikey wait till tomorrow! It will be so much better.” You said trying to convince him not to. “Fine only for you.” He said, kissing you softly. 

Calum- “Do you think it’s going to be a boy? Or maybe a girl! I’m just so excited I really want to know like right now!” You said bouncing in the car seat. Calum looked at you and laughed to himself. “I thought you didn’t want to find out till that party tomorrow Mali is throwing for us?” “You’re right I don’t. I’m just so anxious to know already so we can stop calling our poor baby It.” “Hey I call the baby my little Jellybean.” He pointed out. “That’s right you do. Don’t let me look at that screen or the card whatever you do.” “Ok I won’t. I’ll make you close your eyes.” “Thank you.” You arrived and checked in but since you were running a few minutes late since you had to wait for Calum to get home, they took you back right away.“ You hopped into the bed and got yourself all ready like the nurse said and Calum paced the room out of boredom. He was trying to tell you the scores of the game but you didn’t understand what he was talking about so you just nodded. You both jumped when there was a knock at the door and he quickly sat down. "Hi how’s it going? I’m Doctor Matthews. ” A sweet looking lady said as she entered and shook your hands. “First baby? You look pretty young.” “Yep first one.” “Great congratulations!” She started up the machine and poured some cold green jelly on your stomach. “Now do you want to know what your having?” She asked. You hesitated but Calum spoke up. “No actually were having this party tomorrow where we find out there and My sister want’s to know if it’s possible if you can write it down on a card and put it in an envelope so we don’t see it and I can give it to her?” “Of course! I love that idea. My cousin did that with her baby also and I loved it.” She smiled and you thanked Calum for saving you from almost spoiling it. “Now let’s hear the little heartbeat.” It was quiet for a minute as she tried to search for it. “Everything ok?” You asked nervously. She didn’t reply she just kept her eyes on the screen very focused. Suddenly the room filled with little booms and you sighed a sigh of relief. “Ah there it is! Sorry about that. You got a little one in there it was a bit hard to find at first.” “It’s alright.” she moved on. “Aw look at that the baby is sucking it’s thumb.” “Oh my god that’s so cute!” Calum said, smiling from ear to ear. “Ah I see the gender you may want to look away.” The doctor said. Calum immediately covered your eyes. The doctor scribbled something down and put it in the envelope then handed it to Calum and turned off the machine. “You’re all set missy! Baby is really healthy but on the smaller side. Nothing to worry about.” “Great thank you!” She nodded and left the room. “So what’d you think?” You asked Calum as you slid your shirt over your head. “If I wasn’t excited before I am now. The thumb sucking thing was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.” You giggled “Yeah that was pretty cute. I’m so happy. How about you?” You asked. “Of course! This is going to be amazing. Now come on. Let’s get this envelope to my sister so there’s no peaking.” He said as he nudged your arm. “Ok Ok let’s go.” You said as you took his hand and followed him out of the room and into the car. 

A/N Aw that was so cute! I myself can’t wait until tomorrow until everyone finally get’s to find out what the little babies are going to be! See you then! :)


Fluency in Sleep Talking

Prompts: I combined two prompts in this fic. 1. Kommissar talks (in German) in her sleep, and 2. Beca secretly knows German.

A/N: Another little piece of my (and my muse’s) headcanon. I mean, all of my prompts so far come from one person, so it’s all going to be within the same universe unless I say otherwise. Kommissar is still just Kommissar (I was too lazy to go through and change that, sorry). Although I study German, I don’t know it anywhere near fluently yet. I did have to rely on Google Translate at some points, so I apologize if any of the German was butchered because of that. Translations are at the end of the fic. I’m not sure if I like this one. Some parts didn’t flow as well as I would’ve liked them to, but whatever. I tried, right?

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Beca was nestled in bed, tucked comfortably in Kommissar’s arms. The German’s level breathing against Beca’s back and light snoring next to her ear assured Beca that she was sound asleep. The brunette reached toward the lamp on the nightstand, turning it off, and snuggled closer to the taller woman. The blonde shifted, wrapping an arm around the smaller girl. Beca smiled, kissing her girlfriend on the cheek and resting her head on the woman’s chest. The sleeping woman grunted and mumbled incoherently.

Beca glanced up at her. “What was that?”

Du bist sehr schön…”

Beca raised an eyebrow, craning her neck to look fully at Kommissar. “Hey… are you awake…?”

“Mm… Dein Haut glänzt wie Silber…”

Beca tilted her head. “Hello…?” She poked the slumbering giantess lightly, only getting another grunt in return. Beca sighed and laid her head back down. “Okay…"

The blonde’s hand started to move, skimming up Beca’s side and stopped when it reached her face. It lightly cupped her cheek, the thumb tracing back and forth across the girl’s mouth. “Deine Lippen sind so weich…”

The corners of Beca’s lips turned up into a gently amused smile. She kissed the thumb that caressed her lips, taking Kommissar’s hand, and placing it back around her waist.

“Well… that’s interesting…” Beca mused to herself, then shrugged, figuring this would be a good conversation for the morning. With that, she laid her head back down and drifted off to sleep.


Kommissar was standing in the kitchen preparing coffee for Beca when she heard light footsteps approaching. “Ah, you’re awake. I trust you slept well?”

Beca yawned, slipping into a chair at the breakfast table. “I did. But…”

Kommissar looked up, her expression a mix of concern and curiosity. “But?”

Beca smirked. “I didn’t know you talk in your sleep.”

The German blinked. “Pardon?”

Beca grinned. “You talk in your sleep.”

The German scoffed. “Nonsense.”

Beca stood and walked toward her, lifting herself onto the kitchen counter, bringing her to eye level with the other woman. She watched as Kommissar continued to busy herself with making coffee, until she spoke up again. “Pretty sure you were rambling in German.”

“I don’t recall. Perhaps you were having a… fever dream, I think is the term.” The blonde focused solely on the coffee in front of her, placing it next to Beca and turning to leave. The brunette took her coffee and slid off the counter. A grin still adorning her face, she followed the other woman into the living room.

Kommissar was on the couch staring blankly at the TV, changing the channel every few seconds. Beca rolled her eyes at how typically stubborn her girlfriend was being. The German glanced up at Beca, who was leaning in the doorway looking right back at her.

“There’s no need to be so… oh, wie heißt das Wort… smug… yes, smug about whatever you think you heard.”

Beca shrugged, settling next her on the couch. She took a sip of her coffee, speaking into her cup. “I just think it’s adorable.”

Kommissar grunted indignantly, at which the smaller girl laughed and raised a hand in surrender. “Fine, fine, I’ll leave it alone.”

She got up to leave, but not before speaking up again. “Oh, and for the record… du bist auch sehr schön.”

Kommissar perked up at that, not sure if she had heard correctly, but the brunette was already on her way back to the bedroom. She took a moment, debating on whether to pursue the issue. Coming to a decision, she turned off the TV and stood, following Beca into their room.

The girl was already settled at her desk, headphones blaring whatever project she was working on for the record label. Kommissar came up behind her, sliding her headphones off and around her neck. The DJ looked up and smiled, pausing her music. “Hey, you.”

The woman in question bent down to meet her lips in a soft kiss. She sat down next to the smaller girl. “You never told me you could speak German.”

Beca smirked. “You never asked.”

Kommissar shook her head. “You are so…”


The German put a finger to her lips in thought. “Sneaky…”

Beca rolled her eyes. “Well, it’s about time I took you by surprise.”

Kommissar grinned. “Still very much a feisty Maus as well though.”

Beca pulled the German toward her for another kiss, but not before whispering. “You wouldn’t have it any other way.”

“Mm. This is true.” Kommissar rested her forehead against the smaller girl’s.

Beca closed her eyes, sighing contentedly. “Ich liebe dich.”

Kommissar smiled. “Ich liebe dich über Alles, mein Mäuschen.”



Du bist sehr schön – you are very pretty/beautiful

Dein Haut glänzt wie Silber – your skin shines like silver

Deine Lippen sind so weich – your lips are so soft

wie heißt das Wort – what’s the word

du bist auch sehr schön – you are also very pretty/beautiful

Maus – mouse

Ich liebe dich – I love you

Ich liebe dich über Alles, mein Mäuschen – I love you more than anything, my little mouse