the krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me

The Signs as SpongeBob Quotes

Aries: “Evil! EEEEEEVVIILL!”

Taurus: “This isn’t your average everday darkness, this is … advanced darkness" 

Gemini: "The Krusty Krab pizza! Is the Pizza! For you and me!”

Cancer: “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes”

Leo: “Soiled it. Soiled it. Soiled it. Soiled it.

Virgo:  “It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!”

Libra:  “Am I a pretty girl?”

Scorpio:  “F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for urananium, BOMBS! N is for no survivors!”

Sagittarius: “Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLATE!!!!

Capricorn: “Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli”

Aquarius: “Remember: licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets”

Pisces:  “The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time”

anonymous asked:

I want Krabby Daddy’s big💦💦 juicy🤤🤤🤤 beef🍆🍆 in my hot hole. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you💃and 🕺me. Not😤 🙅‍♂️that Chum 🤢 🤧 😷 Bucket shit💩💩💩. Smash👀👀that mf like 👍 button for all those Krabby Daddies and they millionth🤑🤑dollar. I’m ready😍I’m ready😍 I’m ready😍for that sweet😋succulent😜daddy patty. We don't🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️want no🤢🤢🤢nasty😷chum. Yuck. Copy and paste to make all your Krabby dreams come true. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

well then

  • Kouji: I am the master of kara-tay.
  • Izumi: ‘Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.’ ‘No, Spongebob, that’s Italian.'
  • Junpei: Can I have everyone’s attention, please? I have to use the bathroom.
  • Tomoki: You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!
  • Kouichi: This isn’t your average everyday darkness. This is…advanced darkness.
  • Bokomon: Wumbo, Wumboing, Wumbology, the study of Wumbo?! It’s first grade, Spongebob!
  • Neymon: ME HOY MINOY
  • Patamon: Krusty Krab pizza! Is the pizza! For you and, MEEEEEE!
Seventeen as SpongeBob Quotes
  • Seongcheol: Good people don't rip other people's arms off.
  • Jeonghan: I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors, indoors, innndoooooooorss.
  • Joshua: Krabs is a *bleep*
  • Jun: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…
  • Soonyoung: We've been smeckledorfed!
  • Wonwoo: The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.
  • Jihoon: Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?
  • Seokmin: Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
  • Mingyu: I don't get colds, I get the suds.
  • Minghao: I am the master at Kara-tay.
  • Seungkwan: Oh tartar sauce!
  • Vernon: The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!
  • Chan: What's better than serving up smiles?

The Krusty Krab pizza Song

[Squidward] Ow Ow Ow! (x2 over SBSP)
[SBSP] The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza
[Squidward] And my feet are killing me
[SBSP] The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza free del-i-very
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza very ta-as-ty
…It’s for the customer!
[Squidward] Who cares about the customer?!
[SBSP] (gasps) Squidward!
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza absolutivaly
[SBSP rap]
“ba ba ba ba pizza co co cling cling tish pizza
tee tee oga ba ta du du du du pizza
do do dugga da da pizza du do duga ding”

(low pitched spongebob) ‘Krusty Kraahyahayabyahahyab Pizza, is
the pizza for, (high pitched spongebob) you and meheeheeheeee!’

Once I dreamt that I was sailing on the Black Pearl with Captain Jack Sparrow, and we were trying to figure out where to steer the ship. First of all, the entire ship was underwater. Then, I told him which way I thought we should go, but Jack said, “You must consult the talking cheeseburger first.” So this talking cheeseburger floated down from the sky singing, “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.” And that was it.

The signs as quotes from spongebob

aries: E.very V.illain I.s L.emons
taurus: Krabs is a *dolphin noise*
gemini: MY LEG
cancer: I was born with glass bones and paper skin
leo: Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?
virgo: All I saw was…CHEAPY THE CHEAPSKATE
scorpio: This is my lab…AND THIS IS MY LABORATORY
capricorn: 1% Evil 99% Hot gas
aquarius: Aw P.O.O.P., you never let us down!
pisces: He, she, me, Wumbo

anonymous asked:

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. Wumbo. Wumboing. Wumbology, the study of wumbo!

Lmao here we go.
• “Is it really necessary to sing the Krusty Krab Pizza song every time we go out for pizza?”
• “As much as I appreciate the wave of childhood nostalgia, showing up at my door with chocolate and saying ‘I love you’ with a creepy smile just isn’t gonna cut it.”
• “Who’re you callin’ pinhead?”
• “We were getting intimate and saying dirty things and you called me ‘Dirty Dan’ and I’m so turned off right now that it isn’t even funny.”
• Your OTP/OT3/OTP+ has a sleepover which consists of marathoning SpongeBob and eating Lucky Charms in sleeping bags in the floor.
• “You were drunk and came up to me at a party singing the 'Striped Sweater’ song.” (Bonus if neither of them is even wearing a striped sweater.)
• “No offense but you drive like SpongeBob please let me out of this car I think I’m going to vomit”
• “what the HECK do you MEAN Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon FIGHT ME”
• “You live a few doors down in this apartment complex and all you can play on your piano is Nickelodeon theme songs everyone else thinks it’s annoying but I came over to request Hey Arnold”
• Your OTP/OT3/OTP+ decides to actually spend a day “Livin’ Like Larry”. What happens is up to you.

Seventeen as: Moments in Spongebob

S.Coups:  Squidward Tennisballs…Squidward Tentpoles..Squidward Tortellini..

Woozi: Squidward Tentacles: Bold and Brash painting 

When my tear ducts give me issues, I don’t use just any tissues. I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply when I cryyy 

Mingyu: Spongebob and Patrick crying bc their “I’m with my best friend” tshirts were pointed at two strangers instead of at each other

DK: I’m a goofy goober yeah!!! You’re a goofy goober yeah!!!


Wonwoo: Patrick’s rock winning the race

The8:  The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the… 

Jun: when Patrick had to go undercover and everybody was hitting on him

Vernon: …what I learned in boating school is….what I learned in boating school is…

Jeonghan: Handsome Squidward

Dino: am I a pretty girl  ʕ༼◕  ౪  ◕✿༽ʔ

Seungkwan: this face Spongebob made 

Why Spongebob is Amazing

Get ready for a tidal wave of text.

For the past few weeks I’ve been thinking a lot about Spongebob.  I saw and really enjoyed the new movie, and my friends and I reminisced about our favorite memories of the show.  Surely it was a very enjoyable and funny cartoon from our childhoods.

But is that ALL it is?  A good memory?  A fun after-school diversion?  In my opinion, no - and I believe a lot of us take good old Spongebob for granted.

I am 19 years old, and there were plenty of great cartoons on the air during my childhood.  Dexter’s Laboratory, Rugrats, Powerpuff Girls, Invader Zim, Courage the Cowardly Dog, the list goes on.  Chances are if you take a bunch of people from the age group that grew up with these shows and talk about one of these cartoons, at least a few of them will be able to fondly remember moments from the show and get a bit of nostalgia out of it.

But this is why Spongebob is special.  I just graduated high school, but back when I was still there, the number of people that remember Spongebob and got references to it was much bigger than that of pretty much any other shows combined.  Let’s say you went up in front of the class and quoted something from, oh, Powerpuff Girls.  I’m willing to bet at least one or two kids in a class of about 35 would understand the reference.  On the flip side, people have quoted old Spongebob episodes numerous times in my high school classes throughout the years.  And how many students generally understood and laughed at the reference?

Almost all of them.

See, the writing in the first three seasons of Spongebob was so clever, interesting, strange, and downright funny, that a lot of us have tons of these jokes ingrained in our memories, whether we realize it or not.  Just think about how many unforgettable moments of silliness that show provided us.  

“Ravioli ravioli, give me the formu-oli!" 


“The Krusty Krab Pizza - is the pizza -for you and me!" 

 "Sounds like a lot of - HOOPLAAAA." 

 "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" 

 "Wumbology? The study of Wumbo?" 

Hiiii, Kevin.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?”  

And of course, “FIRMLY GRASP IT!”

If you’re around my age, I’m willing to bet you recognized a few, if not ALL of those quotes.  Can you think of any other show that has such a wide spread of popularity?  How many shows can you quote in a large crowd with confidence that someone will get it?  I can’t think of another show with this quality on the level of Spongebob.

And we remember this show so vividly because it was so genuinely funny.  I can sit down and watch pretty much any episode from the first three seasons and laugh just as hard as I did when I was a kid.  And in some cases, I laugh even harder than I did back then.  The humor in this show was often, to be frank, very stupid.  But any show can be stupid, and most stupid shows don’t succeed on such a huge level.  Shows like Uncle Grandpa, Breadwinners, and Fanboy & Chum Chum have tons of stupid humor and crazy characters, but they don’t receive nearly as much love as Spongebob does.  Why is that?  It’s because writing stupid humor, contrary to what many people might think, takes skill.  A lot of skill.  To make something stupid AND funny, it requires a special talent - knowing just the right inflections to put in the voices, just the right amount of spontaneity in the events unfolding, just the right sound and animation to accompany it, and just the right amount of…zaniness. 

It’s hard to put into words how this humor stands out to me, so let’s see an example.  In one scene, Spongebob is walking along the beach, and he’s cheerfully singing about it.  If you were told to write a scene like that, what would you have him sing?  Because I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t have been that little “Steppin’ on the beach, DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOO” ditty they came up with (couldn’t put video here because of technical issues).  You get what I mean?  Some of these jokes were just nuts, and I don’t know how human beings came up with them.  It’s just the right level of weirdness that makes me bust a gut laughing.

This may have turned into a bit of a ramble, but that’s just because of how many amazing memories I have of this show.  And unlike a lot of shows, when I watch those classic episodes again in my adult years, it has not even become _slightly _less funny than it was as a kid.  It is still a treasure.  Though as you can probably gather, I’m only referring to seasons 1 through 3 in this entire post, because frankly, everything afterwards ranks from just average to absolute garbage.  But I won’t dwell on that.  The first three seasons are the true Spongebob to me, an entirely different beast from what is on today.  There hasn’t been a single show that left a bigger impact on my sense of humor.  It is an incredible show.

So the next time someone tries to write off Spongebob as obnoxious, or stupid, or just kids’ stuff, take a moment to consider that those childhood laughs may have been a bit more well-deserved than you thought.

anonymous asked:

Could yo pretty please do a daddy!5sos (father not kink) where you two adopt a child that you met when you were volunteering and helping to build orphanages? Like ou met the child and immediately felt a connection so you and the boy adopted them?

i swear you people are trying to kill me with feels…

so the idea would’ve been tossed around from time to time since you and ashton officially tied the knot but the two of you could never find the opportunity to sit down and have a serious discussion concerning your future when he was off touring the world with his band and you spent your time doing what you loved while the moments you spent together were - well, let’s just say more than just a quick peck on the lips and a hardy high-five (because let’s face it: those huge ass hands and irresistible lips?) - special and somewhat fleeting; so when he was given the opportunity to help volunteer with orphanages and visit sick children, he couldn’t help but invite you to join him as you met all the excited kids that doodled away with their crayons on blank sheets of paper or making random explosion sounds with their mouths a plastic dog demolishes skyscrapers made of legos and they’d all cheerfully ramble on about everything and anything that crossed their minds as you’d roam around and listen to each one’s stories, though you’d find yourself often drawn to the quiet little boy in the corner of the room quietly singing the spongebob theme song under his breath. it would be awhile until he’d sense your presence and you’d ask him if he’d care to enjoy the show with you - him shyly smiling as you took his hand and placed an earbud so he could listen to the old episodes you searched on youtube, him especially enjoying the tune: “the krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and meeee” - and his hands would feel the soft texture of your face, accidentally brushing over your soft lips that were curved in a smile, so he could gather an image of your appearance. when ashton noticed you and the little boy laughing, his curiosity was piqued; it wouldn’t be long before ash would offer a bandana to pull back the child’s shaggy hair while he gleefully spoke about how much he loved your husband’s music and the two would begin rattling the lyrics off the top of their heads - their gentle laughter springing tears to your eyes. because this was what you wanted - what you and ashton both wanted - and you knew now, looking at this boy’s unknowing gaze that you couldn’t leave him behind here in this orphanage without feeling a pang of regret. it wouldn’t take long for you two to come to the conclusion and even though the child couldn’t see your elation when you explained to him the news, you felt your shirt dampen from his tears as he embraced you and ashton in a tight hug while ash mumbled - “ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten, and you’re our ohana now” - under his breath, a smile on his face.