the knockdown

  • Hub: nooo!! We can't make Knock Out and Breakdown gay bc there's kids watching this ;;!! Besides this show isn't focused on relationships!!//except maybe Arcee and Cliffjumper BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!! CYBERTRONIANS DON't HAVE A SEXUALITY!!
  • Cartoon Network: I mean we already have a show about space rock lesbians so?? Fuck it. Here's a character that's probably definitely their kid. Go 'Wild'
What your Skullgirls Main says about you

Filia: Stale bread, water without ice, the newest season of the Simpsons aaaaaaand dirt. Also hair fetishes.

Cerebella: With the power of circus mafia titties, you churn out 360 command grabs, poke your opponent in the butt and hustle rocks. You’re gonna give it to them as your opponents suffer in anguish.

Peacock: You have good taste in cartoons but you don’t want anyone to have fun. You laugh at your opponents efforts to get past every projectile you throw at them and even if they do, you pull out a gun to send them back to hell.

Parasoul: You are full of swag and like flair within your combos, always creating new ways to frustrate the opponent with your careful placement of napalms and fancy combos with cuhrayzee overhead/low mixups to truly let all the swag burst out.

Ms. Fortune: Frequenting sites like 4Chan and FurAffinity, you spout out internet memes, thinking you’re hilarious while making many friends. Surprisingly, you have good execution with combos, burst baits and managing your head for spacing to catch your opponent off guard.

Painwheel: Sadomasochism at its finest, you are suffering incarnate, the worst character in the game with bad approach, awkward normals and overall weak pressure, but you toughed it out for 3 years for those delicious buffs to make you a monster with 40 frame overheads and ways to make your suffering onto your enemies ten fold with the damage you do. You are an inspiration to all players.

Valentine: Being a top tier since the beginning, people call you a tier whore for choosing such a flexible rush down character with ambiguous cross ups, mobility, tick throws and set ups accompanied with amazing pressure and resets but really, you just love a bad, ninja nurse with big titties.

Double: Probably a manipulative bastard in real life, always trying to sneak your way in to get your way and preach what you don’t practice. You barrel loop your opponent to death only to sneak in an ambiguous cross under air throw to reset the damage all over again and loop into catheads to stack all the damage you possibly can. You also support the funding of tentacle porn by the government.

Squigly: Your waifu, you cannot disappoint her and must mash divekick in the hopes of winning for her. You get easily offended when people say she smells bad for being a corpse and make angry posts online about it. Also you praise the glorious booty.

Big Band: You have no clue what you’re are doing, but that’s okay because you have moves with tons of armor that do tons of damages and give you untechable knockdowns while having the best dragon punch in the history of dragon punches. All you want to do is play your trumpet and go to your taunt into super with you TUBATUBATUBAing your opponents to death.

Eliza: You are an edgy person who like gore and making your everyone suffer. Sekmet is your best friend with unreactable double overheads and infinite armor as you go in, showing you’re a spooky skeleton not to mess around with. You walk like an Egyptian and sting like the Sahara Desert. 

Beowulf: All you think about is wrasslin, you live for the wrasslin and you breathe wrasslin but deep down inside, you know you’re a manchild with nothing better to do but throw chairs around and hope you can get a throw in to slam your opponents. You think you are the hypest character in the game but all of it is in your head and you go slowly insane as you keep playing him.

Fukua: As this character was made with no budget and effort, neither does your play style. You mash jump heavy kick into jump heavy punch for brainless pressure, zone with shadows and fireballs and go into command grabs with armor, you don’t need to think with this amalgamation of Seth from SF4 and The General from Kaiser Knuckle. Even with all the nerfs you have received, you still win all your matches.

Robo Fortune: You frequent sites like Reddit, Twitter and Tumblr while you spouting out dated memes and pretentious proverbs thinking you’re the cream of the crop but you have no friends. You stalk people on social media in the hopes of accomplishing some form of communication. However, your understanding of the game top notch, you know your set ups and you know the proper spacing to set up head traps and how to zone out out even the best of the best.

Kay this is not really a shitpost but imagine if knockout brought breakdown to the bar with him when he first met blurr??

and then breakdown’s just constantly being reminded about how slow he is and he just storms off after blurr says something snarky about slow mechs

and knockout just fcking snaps

this is a blog for shitposts not angst im sorry

Jon confronts Theon…about darn time too considering he turned down Stannis’ offer to help him reclaim Winterfell in exchange for making him a lord. Theon deserves to be choke slammed! 

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» LAST ONE OUT OF BEACH CITY «

[ spotify ] [ 8tracks ]

[ side a ]

last one out of liberty city :: less than jake  »  all we are :: math the band
i fought the law :: the clash  »  fifteen minutes :: mike krol
beer :: reel big fish »  take me out :: franz ferdinand
everything turns grey :: agent orange  »  aberdeen :: cage the elephant
don’t let go :: weezer  »  coming clean :: green day
natural disaster :: mike krol  »  someday :: the strokes
nine is god :: wavves »  everlong :: foo fighters

[ side b ]

territorial pissings :: nirvana  »  cut my skin it makes me human :: the gits
like a star :: mike krol  »  last nite :: the strokes
sheena is a punk rocker :: the ramones  »  west coast :: fidlar
sound system :: operation ivy  »  punk rock girl (cover) :: streetlight manifesto
too dumb to die :: green day »  drain you :: nirvana
everything :: one hit wonder  »  good good things :: descendents
she :: green day »  knockdown dragout :: weezer

luv me some gay space robots………

anonymous asked:

Can you do Tfp Ratchet, Starscream and poly knockout/breakdown (I was gonna ask for arcee but I wasnt sure poly counted as one or two characters) with like headcanons for them like holding there sparkling for thr first time and they taking care of it with there bot!s/o

( Melly’s Mod Notes: This is a cute ask because it involves sparkling and sparklings make everything better!! And to let you and the other viewers know in the future - It’s fine! I consider ships ‘one’ character so no worries. )


RATCHET

✦ As the only medic on the base, Ratchet has to oversee the process and that only doubles his anxiety and concerns for the event. He will never forgive himself if something happens to either his Conjunx or his sparkling so he’s one hundred percent focused on the task when the day arrives. He’s so focused on the procedure that Optimus, who is there to help his friend’s Conjunx relax in Ratchet’s place, has to call out to him a few times to let him know it’s okay. It’s over. The baby is here and they’re perfect.

✦ Almost refuses to let go of his bitlet the moment they’re in his arms because Primus. They’re so small and fragile. They’re innocent and unaware of the conflicts that they’ve been brought into and the idea of them one day having to deal with it has his tanks churning in horror. It’s ridiculous to think this way but in Ratchet’s arms they’re safe, they’re protected from all the terrible things and heavy burdens they’ll have to take up one day. He even pulls away when Optimus jokingly suggests to have a turn in holding the child. The medic truly looks terrified at the thought of having to give his child up to the concern of his friend and his partner. It’s only by his own reminder that he’s with friends and his Conjux’s coaxing does he let Optimus hold the little one.

✦ A stern creator when it comes to his bitlet’s health and the rest of the team does their best to endure this since the first few years is always the scariest parts of the creator/sire pair. Ratchet gives the baby monthly check ups and exams to see if they’re in tiptop shape and will tear Wheeljack a new one if he brings a single weapon around his child. It’ll have to be his partner who takes up the ‘cool parent’ role, allowing Miko, Jack, and Raf to see the little one after a few months have passed and they’re certain the bean is ready for human contact.

✦ The baby is grumpy as the medic with how solemn they seem and how rare their smiles are despite Smokescreen and Bumblebee’s best efforts to make them laugh. Very fussy and unhappy if they’re not in the arms of their creator or sire. While they don’t say anything, the baby kicks up enough of a fuss with their squirming and wiggling that it makes the ‘bot/person with them very uncomfortable. The only ones the sparkling seems content with if the pair really can’t be with them is Optimus, Wheeljack, June Darby, and Agent Fowler. And no. Even Fowler isn’t sure what he did to get on the bean’s good graces.

STARSCREAM

✦ Gets fucking kicked out of the medbay during the delivery and isn’t allowed in via a very stern Breakdown standing at the entrance to prevent him from getting back in. No matter how much he gets threatened or shouted at, Breakdown refuses to budge from his place. Maybe you shouldn’t have kept nagging and yelling and berating Knockout for every little thing he was doing. Starscream is only allowed in when it’s finally over and only because his Conjunx asks/begs Knockout to please forgive him.

✦ Starscream is so afraid to hold his sparkling when his partner offers them up for him to take. He takes a step back while his optics flick back and forth at the bundle and his partner in confusion. As he’s if trying to ask them if they’re serious without really saying. He’s suddenly aware of how… sharp he is. How he’s pointy and made up of planes and angles and corners. Usually something he’s proud of but not when he’s asked to carry his tiny one in his shaking arms. Yet carry them in his shaking arms he does, looking at the wiggling bean and the reality of being a creator finally hits him. Starscream folds over the tiny sparkling, quietly greeting them in a quiet voice and no! H-He isn’t crying, Knockout. Silence!

✦ Not the most present creator there and he loathes it too. He wants to be with them but can’t due to circumstances mostly of his own design. With how often he’s at odds with Megatron and how suspicious the others (Soundwave, mostly) are of his motivations/loyalties, the couple agree that it’s probably for the best their sparkling stays with the sire more. He gets to see them at the end of the day when all three of them are in the safety of his habsuite, where no cameras or security has been placed. He’s made sure of it in the wake of his sparkling coming to join him and his lover. He always gathers his Conjunx and his child up in his arms and looks over them to make sure there are no signs of injuries or dents on them. No one would ever do that. Not even Megatron. Not to a sparkling. And yet-

✦ The bean is a surprise to everyone with how they don’t take up their creator’s loudness or need to make noise. The baby is very, very quiet. Almost worryingly so since it’s easy to almost miss the little one if not for the fact the entire crew on Nemesis is taking pains to not hurt the first known sparkling in centuries. Starscream comes up with a solution for this particular dilemma: Putting a bell around the bitlet’s form so everyone is informed of their presence with the soft jingling. He isn’t sure why his partner disapproves of this method. So what if humans use this method on their pets? They use it because it works.

KNOCKDOWN

✦ Breakdown and Knockout do their best to make their partner comfortable during the course of their delivery. Well mostly Breakdown. Knockout is in charge of the delivery and is mostly focused on ensuring their partner and the baby comes out of this safe and sound. The setup is actually a good one. Breakdown comforting the partner, telling them how amazing and strong they are for carrying the little one to full term as Knockout helps with the pains and plate warping. The process is smooth with only a minor hiccup here and there; it isn’t long before Knockout is holding a small wiggling bean in his arms as a smile graces his faceplate and he looks up at Breakdown and the ‘con with coolant shining in his optics.

✦ Surprisingly enough it’s Knockout who is most comfortable with holding the sparkling in his arms. He knows how to hold a child since he had refreshed his knowledge on sparkling rearing and care when the trio made the decision to raise a child together. The second most comfortable one to hold the baby is the ‘con who has been dreaming to hold the bean in their arms since they learned the procedure to get them sparked succeeded. It’s only Breakdown who’s nervous to take the little one in his arms thanks to his concerns of his strength and size. Knockout and their partner egg him on until he caves in, taking the beeping bean into his arms. He immediately cries.

✦ The baby is the most coddled thing in the world. More so when they discover the child has a delicate constitution and is susceptible to illnesses and sicknesses. The three do their best to make sure the bean is comfortable and happy, taking turns to have quality alone time with the sparkling while making sure they’re all working together to raise the baby. It’s important to be on the same page on how to raise the child and what the child is going to do on a particular day.

✦ Trying to figure out a name for the baby is a difficult one. The ‘con wants to name them after something on Earth and Knockout scoffs at the idea. Breakdown wants to name them something after Cybertron and the ‘con thinks that’s just asking for trouble given the planet’s current state. Knockout wants to name them Knockout Jr. and both the ‘con and Breakdown veto that suggestion hard because no Knockout no. After intense debating amongst themselves, all three of them agree that Wildbreak is the best name for their sparkling. It’s either that or Spike.