the kitchen table series

Which Harry Potter Protagonists You Should Fight
  • Harry: Don't fight Harry. He deserves it, but you'll lose. Harry Potter has kicked tougher asses than yours.
  • Hermione: Don't fight Hermione. She doesn't deserve it, and you'll lose.
  • Ron: Depending on which point in the time-line we're talking about, it MIGHT be okay to fight Ron. But it's a risky bet.
  • Newt: #1 Most Fightable. He doesn't really deserve it, but you would win.
  • Tina: DO NOT FIGHT TINA. Porpentina Goldstein is a trained auror who has spent months of her life wishing a motherfucker would, and she will mop the floor with you.
  • Jacob: Eeeeeh, look, I have a strong feeling that while Jacob doesn’t WANT to fight you, he wouldn't go down easy if you tried to fight him.
  • Queenie: I mean, you'll win the fight, but none of your secrets will be safe for the rest of your life. Your choice.
  • Albus Severus: Listen, this whiny emo child is a ball of rage and bitterness. Do not fight Albus Severus Potter.
  • Scorpius: I mean, you COULD fight Scorpius. You would definitely win. But why would you fight Scorpius? Also, Draco will definitely show up at your house and beat you with your own kitchen table.

“The blues, of course, are about finding the good in the bad, playing through the pain to extract the joy and the lesson within. The scenario presented in this Carrie Mae Weems photograph from the Kitchen Table Series contains all of the tensions and dualities embedded in the blues: His succulent lobster is completely eaten, while hers remains untouched. His glass is almost empty, while hers is full. Eyes closed, they are both lost in the shared moment. As he plays, she sings and touches his face tenderly, cigarette dangling from her free hand. A man and a woman, lost in beautiful, poetic, and forever enigmatic moment.”

Dawoud Bey, an excerpt from his reflection on Carrie Mae Weem’s series in Aperture, Vol. 223 Vision & Justice

anonymous asked:

Hi Capitu! Can you rec me some smutty fanfics? Top!Harry would be great, but anything is cool. Thank you!

Hi anon! I’d love to rec you some smutty fic! You bet I would!

I’ve marked bottom!Harry or bottom!Draco for you (both when they switch), if a fic isn’t marked as anything, it means, well, it means they used their mouths and tongues and hands to great effect, if you get my drift. ;)

Also, this list got entirely out of control. I’M SORRY! I meant to pick a few, but, well—best start with the stories before this post gets even longer. :D

The Den of So-Called Iniquity by Snegurochka (NC-17, 4K, bottom!Draco)
Summary: Potter is watching you, as usual, his fingers tight around his glass. You know what will happen if you swallow that potion in such close proximity to Potter – the same thing that has happened every time you’ve done it so far.

How to Handle an Enemy by who_la_hoop (NC-17, 7,4K)
Summary: Everyone knows that it’s no fun playing truth or dare with a Slytherin. But add a little Veritaserum, a scheming duo of Slytherin girls and surprising things can be revealed. Particularly about the fine line between love and hate…

Disturbing the Peace: Part 1 & Part 2 and Assault, Trespass and Vandalism: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 by moonflower_rose (NC-17, 30,1 – adding all parts, bottom!Draco and bottom!Harry)
Summary: Draco wakes with a hangover, no memory of the previous night, and a rather sore orifice.

Sex, Lies and Veritaserum by lettered (NC-17, 17,9K, bottom!Draco)
Summary: This entire fic is one long conversation about sex.

The Eloquence of Mortality by fleshdress (NC-17, 5,5K, bottom!Draco)
Summary: White masks, prison cells and dubious deals.

The Blame Game by @eidheann (NC-17, 1,6K, bottom!Draco)
Summary: Draco can’t sleep. It’s all Harry’s fault.

Here Comes the Sun by anon (NC-17, 5,6K, bottom!Draco)
Summary: He’s touching me the way he did that morning, with a reverence I didn’t deserve then but now couldn’t be more fitting: this child we’ve made cradled within me and between us, flesh, blood, and bone spun from our deepest, most desperate desires.

Punishment by dysonrules (NC-17, 15,4, bottom!Harry)
Summary: Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price.

Unending (Series) by @tryslora (NC-17, 7,3K, bottom!Harry)
Summary: Harry never imagined that his relationship with Draco would be like this. But being owned, in the privacy of their own home, is everything Harry needs to let go of the stresses of his daily life.

Burning the Ground by traintracks (NC-17, 10K, bottom!Draco)
Summary: “Strap him down,” someone said, and Harry felt the rage thicken inside him – the viscous fear.

Give Chase by tray_la_la (NC-17, 6K, bottom!Draco)
Summary: All Draco knows is that he can’t stop running.

Unknown Pleasures by birdsofshore (NC-17, 10K)
Summary: The Room of Requirement was definitely broken. Why else would it be presenting Harry with a whip, some handcuffs, a blindfold, and a… what exactly was that thing, anyway?

Let’s Go Outside by cryptonym (NC-17, 24,3K, bottom!Harry)
Summary: Harry’s done with the sofa, the hall and the kitchen table, baby.

Don’t Think Twice (Series) by @firethesound (NC-17, 28K, bottom!Draco)
Summary: Harry was just trying to get away for a while. He didn’t mean to get trapped in the Prefect’s Bath with Draco Malfoy. (Summary of first part)

Curiosity  by @gracerene09 (NC-17, 2,1K, bottom!Harry)
Summary: Draco has a potions accident at work that results in some interesting side effects. [This fic is part of @gracerene09‘s 50 Reasons to Have Sex. Each of these fics is a stand-alone deliciously smutty fic]

Making A Politician Shut Up: A Lover’s Guide  by lokifan (NC-17, 7,5K, bottom!Draco)
Summary: Draco is the youngest member of the Wizengamot; being a politician has not made him less likely to run his mouth. Harry would just like one damn shag - evening - without Draco running his mouth.

Endowment by @dictacontrion (NC-17, 10K, bottom!Harry)
Summary: Potter has got under my skin for far too long, in far too many ways. I fully intend to return the favour.

Fusion by lovely_slyth (NC-17, 3,7K)
Summary: Holiday smut.

Study Buddies by @blithelybonny (NC-17, 3,2K)
Summary: When Harry would look back on The Incident in the Library with the First-Edition Hogwarts, A History, (not at all fondly and with absolutely nothing that resembled feelings–thank you very much), he blamed the entire thing on the fact that Draco had been wearing pink trainers.

Pretty Baby (Series) by literaryspell (NC-17, 16,2K, bottom!Draco)
Summary: Harry loves to show Draco how much she means to him. (Summary of the first part)
[warnings for willing/submitted to feminization, crossdressing, D/s, humiliation, dirty talk (name-calling), some minor breathplay, ball worship, rimming (like whoa), rough sex, exhibitionism]

Detention With Millie by oldenuf2nobetter (NC-17, 4K)
Summary: Millicent Bulstode is extremely irritated at being stuck in detention until Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter begin behaving in a very odd, and extremely interesting manner.

The Daydream Series by faithwood (NC-17, 12K, bottom!Harry)
Summary: Draco Malfoy’s sixth year hadn’t gone that well, academically speaking. Of course, that was just because he had other important things to worry about. Or was it?

Touch Me Fall by lumosed_quill (NC-17, 23,3K, bottom!Draco, bottom!Harry)
Summary: Malfoy was such a ponce. And he was a complete snob. And he was so fucking fit Harry wanted to jump him where he sat. It would be too easy to forget his objective tonight: to really, really, really get Malfoy out of his system.


Please don’t forget to check for more warnings in each story! <3
                       

Piping Skills by Heraton29 

When Harry can’t quite master decorative piping, he uses the best template in the world - Louis’ tattoos.


(Featuring: terrible puns, lots of licking, and kitchen table sex)

Part 2 of the You & Icing series by @allthelarryfics

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Carrie Mae Weems: “The Kitchen Table Series" 

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