the kitchen scenario

Payback (M)

Jimin x Reader

Warnings: SMUT, light choking, daddy kink, kinda public??, idk man it’s just filth

Word Count: 3,125

Summary:  Park fucking Jimin was sin incarnate, and he knew it too. You have had it with his extra ass on stage, he was always taking some article of clothing off and you were at your wits end. This means war.

A/N: This is my fic, I’m re-posting onto my sideblog.

Your jaw was on the floor after watching BTS’ new comeback stage. As if the low cut shirts, lip bites, sexual lyrics, and all around rudeness wasn’t enough, Jimin decided he needed to up the ante and undress on stage looking like sin itself. Fucker. He knew exactly what he was doing, and you decided he needed to be punished.

Dressing in all his favourites; your shorts, oversized sweater and thigh high socks that always got to him, you headed to the boys’ dorm for a movie night after making sure your coat covered everything. You arrived at the dorm quicker than anticipated, and after being let in by Hoseok and attacked by the boys with hugs, you learned that Jimin was still in the shower. Settling down on the couch you took your jacket off and got comfortable with a bowl of popcorn when you felt several pairs of eyes on you. Looking up, you saw the boys eying your outfit and you smiled to yourself, your plan already working. Jimin walked out of the shower with his hair still damp, wearing sweats and a loose t shirt. He looked around the room and noticed that all eyes were on you, a smile spreading on his face as he met your eyes, then he saw why they were staring and his face hardened.

Strike one.

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sailorprompto  asked:

niflheim moans. i'm 100% asking for a specific person out of all of them and you know who they are, but like the others are cool too. ok. love u. good night

you really out here asking for that Aldercapt dick—LMFAO I’M KIDDING, I KNOW WHO YOU MEANT,

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Re: hunger pangs and other cravings

Originally posted by simondismydaddy

+ “Are you trying to turn me on right now? Because it’s working.”
+ "I bet I can make you cum before they return.”

Pairing: Namjoon x Reader
Genre: Smut
Words: 1011
Requested by: anon

written for my 600+ Followers Drabbles Event (requests closed!)

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  • sun woo: okay, what i am going to show you is classified information: i have powers, ah ro.
  • ah ro: uh huh...
  • sun woo: i trust you'll keep it a secret between us?
  • ah ro: *rolls eyes* pinky promise.
  • sun woo: okay, watch closely.
  • sun woo: *touches pan on turned off stove*
  • *pan immediately catches on fire*
  • ah ro: WHAT THE FUCK?
Say Dada (Jeonghan)

Originally posted by junghan

Type: Fluff

“Dambi who’s baby are you?” Jeonghan coos to his daughter who smiled at him. “Say I’m daddy’s baby. Yes I am” he coos as he tickled her making her loud baby laughter echoed through the house. “Say dad-dy” he continued as you walked into the room. “Mama” she said as Jeonghan frowned. “No it’s daddy and Dambi time” he said lightly gripping her chubby cheeks. “Dada can you at least say dada for me?” he asked “mama” she said almost as in teasing manner as she smiled brightly. Showing him her one tooth. “I can’t stay mad at you. You are much too cute to be mad at” he coos kissing her lips lightly.


“So she won’t say dada?” Seokmin asked as his twin daughters Jiwoo and Inyeong climbed over him. His family came over for a visit. Dambi looked up at Jeonghan before she watched the older girls standing and crawling on their father. She made a sound at Jeonghan “no I thought dada was easier than mama” “mama” Dambi says as Seokmin chuckles. “Maybe she just likes mama better” “bite your tongue” Jeonghan fires back quickly. “She’s a daddy’s girl” he says pressing Dambi against his cheek.

“Dambi” he says as Dambi looks at him “mama or dada” “mama” she says as he smiles. “Mama?” “Mama” she repeats “who’s that?” he asks point up at Jeonghan. Dambi remains quiet as Seokmin shrugs. “Dada” they hear as he they both look down at Dambi. “She said it?” he asked “Dambi who am I?” he asked “dada” she said boredly.

Jeonghan squealed as he brought her close to him. “Y/N!” Jeonghan calls as you rush into the living room “she said dada” he said as you smiled. “Did she now?” you say “who’s that?” you asked as she smiles. “Dambi baby who am I?” he cooed as she grabbed his shirt. “Mama” she said as she made an uppy motion. You grabbed her taking from him. “You are a traitor” he mumbles as she smiles wrapped her arms around you.

“I think she just likes me more” you tease as he pouts “you’ll send him into a pit of despair noona” Seokmin says as you chuckle. “I mean you could always have another kid. Who knows that one might be attached to you” Seokmin jokes as Jeonghan tilts his head racking over the idea. “No” you tell him “babe hear me out” Jeonghan says “you just want a little minion” you say “Dambi who is that?” you ask her as you point to your overly clingy husband. “Dada” she says as you nod. “See she knows what you are” you say as you carry her off to the kitchen.

44; college!jimin

sit with me (sit on me) (44)
p: kisses where one person is sitting in the other’s lap

if there was one thing you enjoyed most when coming over to jimin’s dorm would be when everyone is gone and you’d have him all to yourself. what you mean by that is you could kiss him wherever, whenever, however without the boys mocking your will to show pda or your incompetent kissing skills when you guys need to fucking knock.

so yeah, having jimin to yourself like this, under your skin as you feel your thighs case his own and his body tensing as you shift on his lap before relaxing at the taste of your lips on his, was very nice. jimin’s palms strokes over your exposed skin because shorts do little to no help at shielding anything when you don’t need to.

he sighs when you lean back to sit on him properly, luring him to move forward, pushing his back from the sofa and his hands slide to your lower back to halt you from moving away. he smirks when you gasp, him using the advantage of you sitting on him to heave you up and friction is such a sweet thing to experience when jimin’s the cause of it - both of you to bask in the pleasure.

“bedroom?” he breathes, the syllables hitting your lips as he digs his hands into your flesh and past the haziness of what feels good and right, you shake your head. he raises a brow, but doesn’t question it.


“…y/n, the boys would kill me if they found out,”

“your point?”

“…we’re going to the kitchen.”

Mellifluous - Ch. 2


Byun Baekhyun/Reader
Warnings: Smut in future chapters
Word Count: 1,615

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You are sitting on a picnic bench on one of the smaller quads behind the Arts building. It’s a sunny and warm afternoon and a lot of people are scattered on the grass making use of the good weather and soaking up some vitamin D. Sehun himself is sitting across you, sunglasses on, leaning back on his hands and looking like he’s doing a photoshoot rather than relaxing.

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Inhumans Part Seven

Originally posted by squishy-unicorn-kookies

Parts: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine,

Genre: A/U, Angst, Violence, Fluff, Romance, more in the future.

Pairing: Yixing x Reader

Word Count: 4.9K

Summary: Inhumans are people born with powers, feared by most all over the world. Inhumans are often killed before the age of three or kept locked up and tested on. EXO is a rogue group of Inhumans who broke free and are now looking to free fellow Inhumans as well as get justice for their kind. However, with their powers come limitations. With these limitations, they sometimes need a helping hand.

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Reaction to You Setting Fire to the Stove. . .

Anonymous said: hiii kai! i love your posts, i was wondering if you could do a bts, exo and got7 reaction to you setting the oven on fire, like you just started cooking, but somehow you set fire?? (if you can’t do all three then you can choose one to do, i cant choose lol) thank you so much! love you! xoxo <3

Reaction to You Setting Fire to the Stove…

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A/N finally the last one. this was so much fun to write, mainly because i can sympathize. i once had to wake my mom up because i set my eggs on fire. i dont know, all i know was i went to get my backpack for school, and i come back and my breakfast was then up in flames. lets just say my mom was not too happy with me that day.

love you too babe!



Suho would be having a heart attack due to the worry of your well being. He would be like a stressed mom. However, he would man up and step in to help you because you would be clueless as to how to put out a fire on a pan. After the fire was quickly extinguished, Suho would look to you and make sure that you didn’t gain any injuries from the scare. Afterwards he would ask you to never do that again, he already has nine (9) other children to look after, and he’s not sure if he’s gonna make it to sixty (60) due to the stress and worry he’s under everyday. He’s also worried if you’ll make it to sixty (60) because of how accident prone you are. But he still loves you to death, which might be more legit than you think. 

Suho: “Stop worrying me okay? I’m not sure how much more my heart can take. I’m serious Y/N, and I don’t know how much more luck you have left before you get seriously injured.”

Originally posted by veriloquentmind


He would give you the ultimate judging look. And yes, it would be because he’s disappointed in you. How could you have only started cooking about two minutes ago, and you already set something on fire? He would leave it to you to deal with, thinking that this would be a good time for you to learn how to care for yourself while under the watchful eyes of your boyfriend making sure you don’t hurt yourself in the process. He would guide you in how to put out the fire. Afterwards he would cook for you while he has you sit in the living room so nothing else catches on fire and you don’t blow up the house.

Originally posted by fydokyungsoo


Lezz be honest, he would forget who he was with and the first things he would do is let out a string of swears. Then, Chanyeol would be a panicky mess. He would be so concerned for you that he would momentarily forget about the burning fire in your kitchen and would ask if you are hurt? Did you get burned? Should he take you to the hospital? You would need to remind him that there is a fire in your kitchen and you should probably handle the first before worrying about you. He would act quickly, mainly because he wants to tend to you as soon as possible. He would know what to do, and it would seem like it was him just using logic to put out the fire, not actual knowledge. Not that you would be complaining, after all he did just save your kitchen from burning down.

Originally posted by urbeautifulway


He would be in your shared bedroom working when you call him into the kitchen in fear of the fire in the pan. When he heard you scream his name he would bolt out of the desk chair and run into the kitchen to see you standing in the kitchen and the pan on fire. He would deal with the problem maturely, but ask you to leave the kitchen, not wanting you anywhere near the danger. He would know what to do because he knows weird random things like how to put out a kitchen fire in a matter of seconds. Afterwards he would chuckle lightly and kiss your nose while holding you closely saying that only you would know how to do something like that. But that’s something he loves about you. You always know how to keep him on his toes.

Xiumin: “Only you Jagi, but that’s what I love about you. You know how to keep me on my toes, don’t you?”

Originally posted by mniseokk


Lay would be the perfect person for a situation for this. He would be worried, but would be able to control himself until the flame is put out. He would then demand to look your arms and hands over to make sure you weren’t burned. If you were hurt he would also know immediately what to do, he would get the ointment and band aids or gauze if needed and would tend to them. If you aren’t hurt he would ask what happened, but wouldn’t be mad or upset, just simply wondering what happened. He would probably find this incident funny and would make a joke about thinking back to this moment when you two are old and bored, laughing at the thought. Then he would get embarrassed about admitting that he thinks of getting old with you.

Lay: “This will be a good moment to look back at when we’re old and sitting in our rocking chairs huh?”

Y/N: “So you think about us getting old together?”

Lay: “Well… … … Yes.”

Originally posted by fvck-kai


I love Chen, lemme just start with that. He would find this freakin’ hilarious. He would burst out laughing while you scurry around the kitchen trying to put out the fire. He would ask how you managed to set air on fire. He would then say something like, ‘Only I would be able to find a girlfriend that could set air on fire.’ You would probably end up getting pissed at his reaction to the fairly serious situation of having a fire blazing in your kitchen. Chen would then try to sober up and help out, though just proving to be a useless person in this situation. He would suggest throwing water on the flame, throwing a towel over the fire, or just turning off the stove, but you would know that water would simply spread the flame, the towel would catch on fire, and turning off the oven would simply not help at all. But you wouldn’t want to make him feel useless so you wouldn’t say anything and just grab salt and throw it on the flame. Chen would actually find this interesting and would ask why you threw salt on the flame, and the end of the day would turn into a learning session of how to put out certain flames for Chen. To which he would be greatful for.

Chen: “Oh, so I guess that suggestion to throw water on it was a bad idea huh?”

Originally posted by a--tom


Kai would also find this funny, he would tell you to relax and pull you to the side while he handles the flame. He would make sure you know what to do in this situation so in case this happens and he’s not around for you, you would know what to do. He would then offer to order take-out and watch a movie. He would pull you down on the couch with him while turning on the T.V. and calling the restaurant and ordering for you and him. He would then ask how your day was while stroking your hair to calm you after the fright of the fir, his arms tight around you and your head resting on his shoulder.

Originally posted by kaibility


Baekhyun seems like the type to react like Chen as well. He would approach the situation with a joking manner, but unlike Chen, Baek would know what to do and how to approach a oil fire. He would also make sure that you are okay and unharmed. However, he would be like Lay in the sense that this would be an event that he would look back upon with fond memories, maybe even going as far to joke about it being a story to tell the kids so they learn how to handle their first oil fire, but also not to be a bad cook like thier mother. However, when you point out that he just admitted that he thinks about your future together, Baek would simply shrug it off, not being embarrassed about that fact. In fact, it would fill him with happiness knowing that he actually met someone that he could actually picture his future with.

Originally posted by progamerbyun


Hah! Luhan kind of reminds me of my grandmother, with that sensitive and fretful personality. So I can see him getting very flustered over this. He would handle it, but wouldn’t utter a word to you. He would be upset with you for putting yourself in harms way.After the fire is out and he knows you’re unharmed, he would snap at you. He would scold you for being so clumsy, clumsy enough to set a fire on the stove. He would be pretty harsh about it. It would seem like he’s blaming you for being clumsy, but you both know that that’s just part of who you are. It would be hard to tell if he’s upset because he’s worried about you, or if he’s simply upset because he’s sick of dealing with your mistakes. It would come off as the latter reason, however that would not be the case at all. Luhan would never be upset over something so shallow. He would just be so worried about your well being that he would get upset at multiple things. First for him not being able to prevent things from happening to you, he would take it so far as being mad at the fire for starting in the first place, no matter how childish that may seem. If something messes with you, they mess with Luhan.

Originally posted by stackkay


Tao would not have time for this. He would get pissed that you actually had the audacity to set the kitchen of fire. He would blow this situation out of proportion and you think with how he was acting that you had set his mother on fire. However, he would of course, in the back of his mind, be concerned for your safety, but he would have you deal with the fire. If you didn’t know how to put out the fire, he would of course help, but he would make a big scene of it, sighing, complaining, cursing at the flame and the pan for starting this mess, and probably come at your cooking skills while he’s at it. In short, you would not hear the end of it, and he would not allow you to live it down for as long as you’re with him. In his mind you were asking for too much out of this relationship when you decided to set the kitchen and his dinner on fire.

Tao: “You’re asking for too much after you decided to set the kitchen and my dinner on fire. Y/N, how are you going to make this up to me?” *gif hinting at what he wants*

Originally posted by ztaohs


Lol, Sehun is gunna be an ass about this. He would believe that this event would be news worthy and would announce it to all of EXO. He would find it hilarious and would always bring up the incident whenever you’re in the kitchen like, ‘Lol, remember that time you set fire to the empty pan?’ or when you’re out to dinner and he gets his food he’d be like ‘Hmm, this reminds me of that time I was deprived of my dinner ‘cause someone decided to start a fire in the kitchen.’ or when he’s annoyed with you and being a brat to you and you complain about it he’d be like, ‘Well, maybe if you fed me properly and didn’t decide to start a camp fire in our kitchen, then maybe I wouldn’t be so moody.’ But like, it’s been two months now and you’ve made him plenty of dinners since then. Or before bed he would be like, ‘I can’t believe you actually decided to set fire to the kitchen rather than feed your own boyfriend.’ Or when he see’s a bubble tea while you two are walking down the street he’d be like, ‘You’re gonna buy me bubble tea, you at least owe me that after killing my dinner that night.’ But his favorite time to bring it up would be in front of the other members to see you get all flustered, because he’d never admit it, but he’d find it so adorable.

Sehun: *queue gif* “Hey guys, but you remember that time Y/N…”

Y/N: “SEHUN!!”

Originally posted by whenxoxosmilesunshines


He would simply be dumbfounded at how you could have possibly set nothing on fire in a such a short amount of time. Like, it was only a minute ago that you announced you were going to make dinner, and now suddenly there’s a fire in the middle of the pan with nothing in it. He wouldn’t care much about the fire, he would put it out with out barely even thinking about it. What he would care more about would be an answer as to how you managed to start a fire.

Kris: “How’d you do this? I mean, any normal person would have to try really hard to do this Y/N…”

Y/N: “I honestly don’t know. It just… Happened.”

Kris *chuckle*: “You’re one of a kind Jagi.”

(i love his smile! GOSH he’s so freakin’ handsome!!)

Originally posted by ngoctran83

A/N this was a cute reaction and i absolutely loved making Sehun’s ‘cause he’s such a brat, but like it love it ‘cause he can be sweet and lovable underneath it all <3 anyway, keep the requests coming peeps!


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Jimin, angst, 14, your apartment

#14 - “We fall in love with the people we can’t have.”

I’m so sorry this is crappy

You felt sick to your stomach as the scene you had just witnessed replayed over & over again.  Your best friend and long time crush was sitting on your couch, in your apartment, making out.  It was funny how she knew about your crush and went behind your back and did that.

Your sat on your couch in between Jungkook and J-Hope on the couch.  It was your and your friends hang out night, whenever the boys had a free say they came to your apartment for movies and games.

“I’m gonna go make popcorn,” you mumbled to Hoseok who only nodded to you.  You pushed your body off the couch before you stepped away from the group and went into the kitchen.

“(Y/N)?” you hear behind you as you reach up for the box and grab it. “(Y/N), talk to me.”

“What do you want (y/bff/n)?” you ask grabbing a popcorn bag before putting the box up.

“I’m sorry, (Y/N),” she says, sighing, “besides, you and Jimin weren’t going anyway, he doesn’t even look at you like that.”

You ignore her words as you prepare the popcorn bag and put it in the microwave, “okay. well I could’ve found out a different way instead of coming home from the store to find my best friend and crush making out.”

“Crush?” you two hear, making you turn to see Jimin in the kitchen. Your best friend took this as a opportunity to leave, leaving the two of you alone.

“It doesn’t matter,” you mumble, grabbing a bowl for the snack.

“Yes it does.

“You know, it was really selfish of me to believe you liked me back, but sometimes we fall in love with the people we can’t have,” you say after putting the snack in the bowl and tossing the bag away in the trash.

“(y/n)-” you cut him off, “we should get back to the group.” With that you left him alone in the kitchen confused.

Dating Hoseok
  • fuckboi hoseok
  • nuzzling his face into your neck constantly
  • you’d be hearing a lot of “Yah, Y/N!”
  • He would love it if your attention was on him all the time
  • backhugs whenever, wherever
  • you guys would be standing across the room and he’d suddenly do the little heart fingers to you
  • phone calls late night/early morning
  • “jagiya i miss u”
  • phone calls where ur speaking and all u hear from his side are moans and u know where his hand is
  • facetime with him
  • and then 95z come to tease
  • u guys would do cooking mostly when he’s free
  • and then invite the guys over
  • movie nights with light cuddling
  • can guarantee a lot of grinding if he hasn’t seen u in a while
  • selfies!!!!!!!!
  • fans would like u bc hobi hobi loves u
  • collaborating with fans to get their presents etc across to hobi and the boys
  • main one: watching him dance
  • getting him to do this
  • occasionally learning the dance w/ him
  • a lot of videos on their twitter of him shot by you
  • he’d convince to start a new segment with you
  • running ur hands through his hair 
  • always
  • he’d come up with some cheesy shit that would become u guys’ thing
  • he;s the big spoon
  • when he’s feeling down or missing home, you’re the big spoon
  • waking up to his hands just rubbing themselves on you
  • most days u’d wake up with his face nuzzled into the back of ur neck
  • also the covers would be kicked off


  • kinks kinks kinks kinks kinks
  • handcuffs could become a thing
  • oversensitivity and overstimulation are guaranteed
  • this guy would wanna do much in public though
  • kawaii in the streets hentai in the sheets
  • the type of guy who’d fuck you on the kitchen counter

Originally posted by jeonsshi

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