the king kahn

Honestly thinking of rewriting PLL seasons 6/7 where

1. A is intimidating and not cringy
2. Has legit motivation
3. A is not CeCe but she is still there and is treated respectfully and is played by an actual trans woman
4. No characters disappear for no reason
5. There are actual answers
6. Bi!Mona and Pan!Hanna
7. Emison rising and being a power couple
8. POC and LGBT characters are not just murdered for *shock value*
9. More actual answers
10. The parents exist
11. Hanna and Caleb not being to reduced to the mess of characters they are now
12. No Spoby and Haleb post-time jump as they understand their high-school relationships wouldn’t last
13. Sara Harvey not being played by Dre Davis and not a wasted character
14. No wasted characters
15. Even more answers
16. WREN AND NOEL BEING PRESENT
17. Jaria developing post-time jump leaving any chance of Ezria in the dust
18. Ezra actually receiving consequences for stalking and having a relationship with a minor (also he and Aria won’t date while he’s a teacher, and don’t have sex at the end of season 2 bcos it was romanticised as heck in the show when it was actually statutory rape)
19. Dark!Aria arc
20. DID I MENTION THE ENDLESS ANSWERS????

I’m sure I can think of more but this is all I can come up with at the moment. It’s actually so tempting to retcon the entirety of the last two seasons. I legit will.

(Feel free to add more to the list.)

I was really thinking maybe this episode would have an answer in it! What did we learn?!

We learned……. that Noel and Ezra ain’t shit? That parents in Rosewood still suck ass???? That Peter Hastings still fucking sucks??? That Jenna is still a shady bitch??? Shocker. Wow. I’m truly amazed by these mind-blowing revelations.

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Sometimes people forget just how smart King of the Hill can be.

When Kahn finds out that his daughter Connie is rejected from Rice University’s prestigious summer school because of racial quotas, or simply putted because she’s an overachieving asian, he loses it and believes that all his families hard work and achievements were for nothing. They start living like rednecks since they think their education doesn’t mean anything and nearly become homeless in the process.

When Kahn is thrown into a stick fighting ring Hank tries to talk sense into him and we learn what made Kahn make this decision.

I THINK I JUST MADE A REALLY IMPORTANT CONNECTION PLEASE READ THIS

OKAY SO I’m rewatching seasons 3-5 over the weekend and I obv started with S3E1 and I was like oh well they say that this episode parallels with S1E1 so I’d better watch that first and then start season 3 right

So I did that and I made notes for each episode and was comparing/contrasting what might parallel and I had an epiphany

THEY PARALLEL, which means you can use the pilot to plug in things in S3E1, AND VICE VERSA

I NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED THAT, THAT YOU COULD DO IT BACKWARDS TOO, I FEEL LIKE THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT

ALSO, now that we’re so far into this story we’ve learned other things about the night Ali was attacked, and we should be plugging all of it in when watching 101 and 301

here’s a couple things I noticed, but I would love for anyone who has the time to watch these two episodes together and cross reference BOTH WAYS and post about it in the pll theories tag because you guys are so much smarter than me and I wanna collaborate


101x301 Parallels

Sleepover, drinking + drugged
Ali drugged the girls/A drugged Emily
Spencer mixed drugs + alcohol/Emily unknowingly did
Both have unclear potentially true or false memories of hurting “Alison”

*Remember that Ali told Hanna the girls know more about that night than they think, which has never been explained

NOTE: FUCKING MARLENE KING OH MY GOD, the girls are talking in 301 and Aria hears something but Hanna says “ITS JUST THE WIND” and immediately after they get an A text that says “Show me your boobs” and they joke about A being Mona’s brother, and he turns out to be Alison’s, like are you kidding me

*Originally we’re led to believe that Ezra and Mona care about Aria and Hanna while in reality they always had ulterior motives (Ezra’s book, Mona being A) / We’re led to believe Toby is a model friend and boyfriend while in reality is on the A team, so we have some of the liars being tricked in both episodes. I also think this applies to Wren: introduced as lovable in season 1, reimagined as having ulterior motives in season 3, specifically S3E1 when he explains to Hanna he’s working at Radley “Quid Pro Quo”

*If Mona was originally A and was basically hiding in plain sight and in the pilot when the girls got their first A messages and often popped up during the season, PLL logic rules argue that the same can be said of Charles.

*S3E1 the girls are being set up for taking “Ali’s” body, destroy and bury evidence (Spencer’s field hockey stick was buried originally/here, Aria and Hanna bury shovel), rehearse a fake alibi (Wilden said in season one that their original story seemed rehearsed.) Can this parallel to fill in some blanks about the liars on that night?

*Originally, Bethany escaped Radley that night and was killed in Ali’s backyard / Maya escaped from someone and was killed in Emily’s backyard

(trying to tell Emily something important; MAYA KNEW, possibly knew Ali was alive because she had some of Ali’s things + stayed at Kahn cabin; this could work because originally Mona knew Ali was alive, which would also be a parallel!)

Can this parallel to Bethany knowing Charles was alive?

*Spencer hallucinates seeing Alison in her old bedroom/Aria hallucinates seeing A in the school bathroom, have fun with that connection 😂

*Jessica Dilaurentis knows who “killed” Alison/Garrett knows who took “her” body


PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS/USE THIS INFO AS YOU PLEASE FOR THEORIES, ALL HANDS ON DECK, IDGAF ABOUT CREDITING ME, GO GO GO

I wanted to do this King of the Hill/Yogi Bear mash up based on my favorite KOTH episode. I had fun looking up what characters to base them on (Yogi, Boo Boo, Ricochet Rabbit, Snagglepuss, etc), but I still pretty much hated it until did the background and textures. Then things fell into place. I don’t know, it’s still pretty corny.

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My Intuos up and quit responding when I was almost finished this, so forgive the rough look. orz 

I might make a photoset of more characters in the near future when I get my tablet fixed or, drastically, get a new one/replacement to cover me for a while. I was really getting into this with my new painting and rendering style?? But lo, irony struck sooo I finally did some touch ups with a mouse. ; n; 

He rarely spent time in the shop as of late, he missed the feeling of metal under his hands. Today was no different, always close to the shop but barely in it. Instead, the King of the Kahne Empire strode out of his office, ending up on the street. Take a car, but he wanted to drive, which left him standing on the corner with his phone in his hands, staring across the traffic. How many of those cars were his? How many came from their plant? His eyes flickered, stepping out of the way of someone who nearly was shoved into him. “You okay?”