the king can do as he likes!!!

anonymous asked:

Listen, Raphael being a little shit to Magnus makes so much sense considering Magnus can also be a little shit. Raphael is his father's son.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!!! raphael throwing shade like that is deffo something magnus would do, he totally learned from him. booooy alec’s got a lot coming because his husband and his son in law are the king and prince of shade 

Dating Regis Headcanons

Anonymous asked: Any Regis relationship headcanons you can share? (Sorry if this has already been asked; I’m just so thirsty for the king oops…)

listen even if something’s been asked 10/10 times i still have more shit to add i never shut up jshfdlksd. AAAaaaanywho, gonna tag @thirdstreetcettin and @themissimmortal


  • It probably goes without saying that if Noctis doesn’t like you, it’s not going to work. Regis is one of those people who firmly believes babies can see the evil in people that others can’t (What do you mean, Noctis isn’t a baby? He’s a baby to Regis!)
  • Regis doesn’t really seem like the type to care about age. He might even prefer to date people younger than him, because he sees it as an indulgence
  • “I’m going to die in like two years might as well enjoy myself”
  • It is important to him that you don’t mind slow-paced activities. Lunch dates in the Citadel’s garden, trips to museums after hours, a date where you literally just nap together. He’s tired. Knock out with him so he knows it’s real
  • Will Not stop buying you gifts. Especially if you grew up in a relatively poor family. He likes to see your face light up, and the more comfortable you get accepting expensive presents the happier he is
  • Even though he likes to buy you expensive things, it’s easier than you think to give him gifts. You can give him a hand-picked bouquet of flowers and a box of cheap chocolate and he’ll be genuinely happy
  • He doesn’t care much about PDA. He’ll shower you in affection whenever he feels like it. One of the tabloids’ first pictures of you two is probably one where he’s giving you a kiss on the forehead, he’s very sweet
  • Please don’t call him Daddy, he is A Literal Father and it will make him very uncomfortable
Things about George and Harold in the Captain Underpants-Little Mermaid inspired AU



So I decided to add some facts for this AU since people are getting interested in it. Next up is George and Harold:

George and Harold

-Harold’s family lived in the castle under the ocean first and then George’s family moved in later. As mentioned before, their parents work for the king and Harold’s dad still left his family. The boys grew up together as if they were more like brothers, but they are still the best of friends.

-The first prank they ever committed at around age five involved a lot of sea urchins placed on the floor on one of the hallways. This lead to them properly meeting their king for the first time and the unsuspecting mershark had no idea that his warning would be seen as a challenge to both boys to keep doing pranks. Krupp regrets ever hiring their parents to this very day but he can’t flat out fire them for their sons’ behavior.

-George’s dad was one of the few people to ever visit the surface world and he recounted the tales to the boys, who had their creativity fueled by those tales. They both desired to visit the surface world at a young age.

-The boys still go to school, but not much has changed in regards to that.

-The grotto was discovered when they were seven and it is here where they are able to draw and write what they want to make to their heart’s content. Its also where they store objects from the surface world that they found, and most of the objects they like are ones others might not find interesting (like a toilet plunger or a toilet seat). They also found comic books that dropped into the grotto somehow and that was how their love of comic books was born. This also gave them some visual ideas of what the surface world was like, even though they knew that most of it was pure fiction.

-ALL THE TOLIET HUMOR RELATED TO THE OCEAN AND WATER THAT YOU CAN THINK OF!

-Harold loves to play with dolphins to the point that it can be a distraction.

-George’s necklace (which has an orca’s tooth) is a memento of the day he first met Harold. It has the same color scheme as his tie from the film.

-Harold’s necklace is the same colors of his shirt from the film.

-The boys are at the age where, if they want to help a human breathe underwater, the mermaid’s kiss they can provide can grant the receiver about an hour underwater. Both are grossed out by this and hope that they never have to do it.

-The boys have caused Krupp to get extremely angry to the point of him creating storms a couple of times. They don’t think much of it until they see how destructive this actually is to the surface world a little later on and this forces them to accept the responsibility. They also are responsible for creating one of the worst storms the surface kingdom has ever seen when Krupp finds out where they are and what they did.

-It is their personal goal to make a prank that will involve Krupp to chew his way out of a trap with his infamous shark teeth.

-Their secret code word for Krupp when they don’t want anyone to know what they are planning in public is ‘Bruce.’ 

-They heard the rumors about Krupp supposedly ‘cutting out his heart,’ but they find it amusing as well as disturbing and it doesn’t change their opinion about him.

-The boys found a certain red ring during an adventure involving exploring some gaps in rock formations that are small enough for merchildren to fit through, but it was still in a very dangerous area that was infested with large eels. They also were NOT supposed to be there, but someone tattled on them and they were grounded. This, combined with Krupp’s threat of separating the boys forever if they kept up their behavior, and all the rules he enforced, was what told the two that they need to break the rule to never go to the surface world.

-The plan involving the escape to the surface world involves looks of squid ink.

-George and Harold’s bracelets that turn them human are a matching pair, with George’s having a sun symbol and Harold’s having a moon symbol. It’s important to note that George was wearing the red ring when they made their escape.

-They made themselves human the moment they got to the shoreline. They were excited to the point they almost forgot that they needed to ‘borrow’ some clothes as soon as possible. They also adapted to having legs a lot faster than Krupp did.

-The first humans they met were Lisa and Billy, the adopted children of the king of the surface world. They all got along really fast, though Lisa was the more suspicious of the both of them at first.

-The boys find underwear to be the funniest article of clothing ever.

-It was later that first night, in the privacy of their guest bedroom that they shared, that they both snapped their fingers. This summoned CU out of the ring and the boys were terrified of him at first because they thought he was Krupp. It took awhile for them to warm up to CU and they were the ones who gave him the name ‘Captain Underpants’ when they saw what he wore in his human form. (They are also relieved when they learn that they can see him because they are genuinely good of heart). Still it confuses them as to why he looks and sounds like Krupp and it takes awhile before they recall the rumor about what Krupp did to himself.


-They are able to figure out that the power of the bracelets has a loophole–they can still work beyond three days if they don’t keep wearing it for that exact amount of time. So they revert back to their true forms at night when they need to sleep, and they accomplish this by sharing a very spacious tub that they dump a lot of water and salt into. They can just slap the bracelets back on the next day and not worry about reverting back when they aren’t ready for it.

-…Ok, maybe they might cuddle a little when that happens, but it’s only out of friendship.

-They meet Edith the next day. They are scared of her at first until they see how nice and friendly she is towards the prince and princess and she lets them eat some sweets she made. Its a few days later that they hear Edith’s story about someone who was like them and they discover the photo that reveals who her crush was about ten years ago. It takes them awhile to put together all the pieces and figure out the truth about Krupp.

-Their favorite ride on the boardwalk is the great big roller coaster, despite the fact that they puked after their first ride. Their goal at the boardwalk is to ride all the rides and to win every game, but the one they can’t is the high striker because they don’t have the strength to reach the topmost bell (ironically, Krupp was able to accomplish this when he was a human. Meaning he at least beat them in something).

-Harold takes a liking to Billy, though it takes awhile for George to like Lisa since she tries to act more mature than them (no romance between the kids at this point). The royal siblings and Edith are also the ones who show the boys around the kingdom and George and Harold regard them as their best human friends.

-The boys are very fast to protect the royal siblings from Krupp to the point that they will ago against him before he can learn the hard way why its a bad idea to threaten them of all the human children.

-Harold regrets leaving his family more than George does.

-The boys get homesick more often than they would have liked. While CU can’t physically comfort them in his current state, he is able to recall songs from their kingdom that helps to comfort them. They both regard him as a very out of control, yet very caring older brother figure who should have been the younger brother figure.

-Eventually they make it a goal to try to somehow make Krupp whole once more in order to make everything right again, but they have no idea how to do so. They also want both kingdoms to be on good terms with each other once again and to try to make their own kingdom a better place.

-Once they encounter Krupp on their last day on the surface world, both boys can now understand and see right through him. They are terrified as heck at first, but then they are able to openly stand up to him and speak their minds as much as they want because they no longer see him as a monster, but an individual whose had a miserable life.

-George and Harold force Krupp into an ultimatum that they know he’ll struggle with before the AU reaches its big climax: They will willingly go back to the underwater kingdom with him and be separated forever. The first catch is that he has to tell Edith the EXACT and honest reason why he left her ten years ago. Otherwise, the second is that he HAS to accept CU back and regain the feelings he removed from himself all those years ago (thus he can become whole once again). The boys know that one of the two needs to be done to try to make things right once more. If he doesn’t agree to it, then the boys will reveal their true forms to all the humans in the surface kingdom AND tell Edith the truth about Krupp and all that he’s done to the ocean kingdom and to himself.


And these are the facts I can give away without going into the ending. The next characters to get facts will be Edith, Lisa, and Billy.

anonymous asked:

The only thing that shuu got through his thick skull in the tsukiyama extermination arc is that he actually doesn't want to eat kaneki and what do you know; he cares(after stalking him and trying to use him). The rest was barely for kaneki's sake. he even chose his family over him and later on didn't even mention what he did to karren(hopefully, there has to be some mention because I'm getting sick of shuu's lack of character and only seems to serving the king🙄).

Oh anon, I can make a huuuuuge post about this and about another male character whose entire existence revolves around Kaneki but fandom romanticizes it. Now I don’t mind that their characters are like this because all the characters from the original TG are great characters and the agonizing CCG chapters really made me appreciate them more. My problem is mostly to do with the fact that had s-//huu and h-/ide been female characters they would literally be burned alive.

You would hear the complaints about “oh her character is just existing because/for Ken!!” And all that nonsense. I’ve already seen ppl do that to Touka when the chapters regarding why re: was created came out.

People had so much to say about how her entire character was centered around Ken. Which is rich, given s/huu and h-ide exist. But anyways I digress, every time I see the tg fandom I drink from a mug that says “world’s bitterest grandma.”

You're not just my Queen (Part 2 of ?)

I turned my head in his direction and saw that his was pointing at me. I was so scared and so confused. He choosed me? He was so blind to see how many beautiful girls are here? And that I’m not one of them. Kane looked at me, then returned to the King. 

 "My King, are you sure that is not any other way to leave in peace?“ 

“No. I need a Queen and I think she is perfect.”

 He don’t even know me. It was the first time we saw each other, and he wanted me. I looked scared at Kane. I didn’t wanted to go with him. They need to do something. They can’t just let me go like that.

 "Okay then… She is yours…“ 

 What?! He just gave me, like I was nothing to him. I looked at him with so much anger. In that moment I just wanted to cut his head off. Then, the King came to me and looked me right in the eyes.

 "You don’t have any reasons to be scared. You’re under my protection now.”

 I wanted to run. To run so far away from that place. I didn’t cared if I die. He gave me his hand and helped me up on the horse. I looked at all the people from Arkadia. Clarke said something like “It’s all gonna be okay”, Bellamy smiled at me along with most of the people from there. But I didn’t smiled, I didn’t said anything. I hate them. I hate them all. And in that moment I sweared they will all pay for that. Because if they like it or not, now I have the power. Then we started our trip to Polis. The King was on the same horse as me, and hold me really tight. All the situation was awkward. We didn’t talked. We didn’t said a word. But after awhile, he broked the ice.

 "I forgot to present myself. My name is Roan.“

 "Lexus.”

 "Hey… I know you’re scared because you’re not with your people anymore, but you need to talk to me. I will be your husband, we will rule together. You can’t say nothing.“

 If you think that, then watch me. I didn’t wanted to talk with him, or anyone from the Azgeda. I just wanted to stay in my bubble, waiting to arrive to Polis.

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i mentioned the recent confusion about my intimidating guns and the clever solution that i solved it with to steve, and he helpfully illustrated my success. 

i knit that sweater myself you guys, im very proud. 

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MONSTA X members personality psychoanalysis (Ep 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 )

Shownu
Shownu is an authority-type behind the king. People with this kind of personality doesn’t really like to go forward, it is possible for them to feel uncomfortable. He has a lot of stress because he is under pressure that he is the leader. He tries to do well in everything. The good thing is, however, that despite his high levels of stress, he has a low-level of depression. He is good at self-management. He is someone with great responsibility, he is very much like a father-figure. Fathers are not fathers because they are strong (they can be weak). Even if he doesn’t speak much, members should not think “He knows it all” or “He wants to talk”, but ask him first.
Minhyuk
He’s the most outgoing person. He’s an eloquent speaker, a good MC like a leader. He always checks other reactions without realising (after he says something) to check whether it is enough. It is because he’s looking at it not from one angle but the variety of the situation. Minhyuk says he gets stressed if the reaction is not good as expected. The psychotherapist replies there is no weakness until you compare yourself to others. Therefore Minhyuk’s way of thinking is a strength.
Kihyun
Kihyun is a type of member who goes well with any other member. He is a social type. He socialises with people with his body and emotions. He is social with his actions; he has natural skinship. He is also likely to lose his temper. But even if he loses temper, it doesn’t last long. That’s why he is good at cooperating with others. If he gets married, his wife will be happy (because he likes cleaning/taking care). It is okay for Kihyun to keep within bounds (members were complaining he is nitpicky with chores) but he should know the limit. He doesn’t do these tasks to boast, or make himself look good; it is for the sake of Monsta X as a team. It creates synergy in the team, his actions are out of good heart. He wouldn’t do it if he didn’t care about his members (but he does).
Hyungwon
He is a Joan of Arc type who is diligent in everything. He is a good role model; he has spirit. He has guts (Kihyun questions the psychoanalysis). He was the main in Ep.2 (Role as first daughter-in-law). He did not like the role at first, however worked hard regardless and took everything on as his role was. That explains his guts that he had. During Ep.5 daycare center, he comforted and took care of the toddler who was shy of strangers. He did the best he could and pulled through.
Jooheon
Jooheon has a spark type personality. When a spark type and rapper comes together, it’s creates perfect synergy. Since he has so much energy; whatever he does with the members will create more energy; like an igniting equipment. He has charming eyes. During Ep.2-3, his role as a charming dog made him work hard to spice up the atmosphere with comedy and enjoyment. However, such a personality tends to hold grudges.
I.M
I.M looks cute, and has a baby face. (Members disagree, the psychotherapist is talking about his innocent personality). Even though he is the youngest, he’s the most flexible, he’s adapts to change. He is curious. With that, he is ambitious and also wants to achieve many things. He was the mafia during Ep.1, it was exciting for him. His top priority is pleasure. I.M asked about his parents being opposite types (Acting vs. Thinking type) and which he takes after. The psychotherapist replies it’s not important who you take after, but to know that you take after both.
Wonho
Wonho has a Joan of Arc personality. He is emotional and feminine, but with brilliant intellect. These types are often designers (Wonho has good sense of fashion, redoes his own leather jackets & designed Clan Tour jackets). During Ep.5, Wonho was sensitive to kids (played at their level). He has interest in volunteer work (currently does so) to stabilise his mentality; a therapy effect called the Mother Teresa effect. This effect helps to boost self esteem. So Wonho cared for the kids in a way that he wanted to be cared for by others. He also wants a hug from others. The psychotherapist sensed that he was lonely and lost his self-esteeem. Wonho possibly would have seen himself in the kids, aswell (Wonho starts tearing up). Idols want to take care of themselves but they are stressed and tired. If members comfort each other with words and support each other, it will help relieve stress and bring Monsta X together as a whole.

Types of Romantics (Check Venus)

Aries: Clingy romantic. Very possessive over you. Doesn’t want you to talk to anyone else. Always wants to talk to you. Will defend you. Always wants to be right so they’ll get mad at you, but still love you

Taurus: Passionate romantic. CAN BE MORE KINKY THAN SCORPIO. Wants you to be happy and fed at all times. Pampers you with motherly love, but hot in bed

Gemini: Intellectual romantic. Wants someone who will be relatable but is also completely different. Wants to challenge their minds. Will challenge your temper but it keeps things exciting

Cancer: Exciting romantic. Wants excitement and honesty in conversation, be it a deep and serious conversation or a fun and weird one. Be able to change things up; sometimes going out and sometimes staying home and chillin’

Leo: Bold romantic. Very straight forward to his/her partner in everything (literally). Very clear in what they want. Will accommodate to your needs to make sure you’re happy- but you must tell them so

Virgo: Compromising romantic. Very busy and whines a lot. Must be able to think about their lover not only themselves. Is very busy but will make time for you

Libra: Demanding romantic. Wants everything to be perfect. Wants to make you a better person, no matter how hard it’ll be to do so. Will always listen to you

Scorpio: Rational romantic. Knows exactly when to do what. Can be very serious and enigmatic at times. They don’t hate you, they’re just thinking about things. Can get very saucy in the bed

Sagittarius: Flighty romantic. Not always there. Loves you nevertheless. Needs to understand that they can be wrong too. Has to be willing to calm down and settle down

Capricorn: Quiet romantic. Won’t always say it or act like it but they do love you. Puts you first. Makes sure you’re okay even if s/he isn’t there all the time

Aquarius: Royal romantic. Expects you to treat them like a queen or king. Will treat you like one too. Wants the best. Can’t put up with any bullshit

Pisces: Understanding romantic. Will embrace all of your flaws and bad traits with the hope that you will do the same. Will glorify you but won’t expect you do to the same- you should though; they’re pretty great

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17TH OF MAY SPECIAL

THE GUYS: Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab!!

[HEY BRISKEBY]

MUTASIM: Yes, we love…* Today, it’s the 18th of May, so we’re going to have a, boom, 17th of May special.

ELIAS: What are you doing?

MUTASIM: Bro..

ELIAS: You know this is my Youtube channel, right? And then you come with this 17th of May stuff..

MUTASIM: Look, look, look how tired this guy is and I’m like fresh.

MIKAEL: He has a bowtie.

MUTASIM: Bowtie! I got this, understand?

MIKAEL: [Singing]

ELIAS: But what’s the thing with the 17th of May? Why do we celebrate the 17th of May?

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PSA- RESPECTING MUSES OF POWER

       This has to be said because personally I am tired of having to establish this again and again. And it has to do with RESPECTING MUSES OF POWER. And this includes and it never limited any official canon stated titles and positions. Be it Ruthless Queens, Hard Kings, Gang Leaders, or Apocalyptic Masterminds with barb wired bats. Somewhere there is always a nice chunk of muses who are always trying to either; 1) Defy, 2) Rebel, or 3) 1 & 2 but with a try at badass snark. This PSA is concerning all of the above, and all that are included within the category of muses of power.

      It is so important that this made clear that when being a MUSE OF POWER there is something that accompanies that and it is exactly that. POWER. Muses of power ACTUALLY hold a fair amount of ACTUAL power over most muses. Especially if it’s in their favored canon timeline. A Queen or King can have a man executed for speaking foul words against them, or the Apocalyptic Mastermind can have someone beat up and locked away because he damn well felt like it. That’s because they hold a certain amount of real power to do so. And it’s so important that with MUSES OF POWER that this is respected. I’m so tired of seeing muses try to be the FORCE OF GOOD or the REBEL OF LAW and the muns get all upset because the MUSE OF POWER in question reacted accordingly.

     This is also me making note that a MUSE OF POWER is not required at all to be nice or friendly toward anyone, not everyone is kind or courteous.  And neither is a MUSE OF POWER required to be so. Do not show up and expect someone to be loving of this or that muse just because sweet words were given.

       IT IS ALSO RUDE TO USE STEREOTYPICAL NEGATIVE BELIEFS OR NEGATIVE TRAITS AND MISCONCEPTIONS JUST TO CREATE ONE SIDED ANGST FOR YOUR SIDE  TO MAKE THE MUSE OF POWER LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND YOURS THE SWEET CORRUPTED INNOCENT.

      If the defiance and rebuttal is plotted; then it is alright. Because both of the muns have a full understanding of what is happening and the consequences of said actions. WHICH THERE IS ALWAYS CONSEQUENCES WHERE MUSES OF POWER ARE CONCERNED. You insult someone or spit in their face- I can personally promise you something bad is going to happen. But again, plotted and planned, are always acceptable because as I said. Everyone is on an understanding and everyone is on the same page.

    all in all:  RESPECT MUSES OF POWER

anonymous asked:

since yoongi has too many Gay Moments you could go over your faves/most gay or smth *shrug emoji*

i wrote out a whole answer to this and accidently closed the tabs but time to start againnnnnnnnnnnnnnn so here are are the ghighlights:

  • cypher pt 3 he raps about turning guys and girls on, and he’s literally using a metaphor about how good he is at giving head to tell you how good he is at rapping
  • agust d is directed at a man and there are a lot of sexual references (tongue technology, fat dick em, etc. )
  • good day from YOUTH (the japanese album) - his verse is soft and gay
  • wishing on a star from YOUTH - also soft and gay
  • that time he travelled all the way back to the dorm for hobi at new years with chicken because he was alone
  • when he said holly (a male dog) and rapmon (a male dog) should date
  • when he spoke about his type in men (older with beards)
  • first love is lowkey gay like the verse about ‘i rejected you then you accepted me back’ or whatever it is and also the fact that it was banned only he could do that with a song about a piano
  • it might have been a translation thing because it was from one of the recent USA interviews but he said that spring day was about a ‘him’
  • the spring day choreo bit where him and jimin are on two sides of the wall i’ve seen in a lot of couple contemporary dance performances it’s like the so you think you can dance contemporary trademark
  • during the rookie king episode where tae and hobi kissed, it was in reference to a film called ‘쌍화점’ (‘A Frozen Flower’) and Yoongi had a) seen it and b) could name the actors and main characters and c) was excited to be able to do so
  • exists
  • touches hobi’s thighs a lot (x)
  • that picture of him lying on the hot air balloon thing that looks like the pride flag
  • when he said his celebrity crush was the male presenter when they were in australia
  • whatever the hell the run episode in the prison was
  • when he was pretending to be yoonji on bts+ he called her ‘girl crush’ which is used to refer to a girl that girls like basically yoonji is a lesbian icon
  • sleeping is gay
  • gets away with everything like only a gay could
  • him and jk’s role in the hyyh series is coded as quite gay tbh in regards to how it’s shot especially the prologue
  • in blood sweat and tears, the film ‘chatroom’ referenced in his scenes has a m/m kiss
  • is good friends with my gay father heechul
  • the gntl boys gloves
  • whatever this was
  • these times where he was just……… gay and couldn’t hold it in here and here
  • he’s pretty left oriented politically from what i can tell which is generally a lot more gay n stuff
  • gay leather subculture looks in that Singles photoshoot
  • used the two guys with a heart between them emoji for the sope livestream 
  • ‘soul partner’
  • has spoken about high school crushes at some point but didn’t he go to an all boys school………………………………………….
  • that time he just……… snuggled into hobi’s arm during rookie king
  • this
  • the fact that his hair has been every colour of the rainbow
  • also that he could fight a hetero and win idk
Markiplier Theory: Markiplier’s Egos are trying to take over through TV- but why?

But Dark isn’t the one who’s the top power. He’s on the other end. He’s just the other guy who’s controlling the meeting.

The other one was standing. Wilford Warfstache. And by visual, that means he’s controlling the team. He’s the one manning the ship. And by technicalities, that means he’s the one fueling the movement of the egos, since in meetings the one who’s standing is the project head. 

Dark wanted to take control, but failed all the time. He literally cracks all the time when he possesses Mark. The real ending with ADWM is that he doesn’t even win. You still get the ‘retry’ option after it because it’s not the ending that you’re supposed to get. He’s still defeated.

Dark reinforces his admiration to Wilford in the video. He says “Look. Will. I respect you. I always had.” He turned to Wilford because he’s not the one who could do it. 

Wilford has always been a seamless character, no problems in confronting Mark head-on. He has been on TV for so many times (though ending in a bad way). Wilford has interviewed Mark, Slenderman, FNAF guys, and all. He has the most power out of all the egos. 

Take note he’s the base character/ego. He’s literally the one on Mark’s profile pic forever. 

Wilford hijacks the game that was initially for Bim Trimmer. He hijacks the Bubbles commercial. He’s the one presenting the idea to everyone. And his idea is amazing. Because TV isn’t only for TV anymore.

You can get TV shows through the internet. TV is the main media- you get news, you get drama, movies, et cetera. And now the egos are targeting that.

This also implies Wilford got every, single possible ego to help him in the endeavor. It might have been lost in Dark’s eyes (he’s not one for entertainment. He doesn’t get it. But he still concedes because it’s Wilford.) There were new egos introduced here.


Now: Everyone’s roles in the TV Industry

Game Show Segments: Bim Trimmer. He was the one who decided the game, and hosts on weird conditions. He had the Disc of Riches, and most probably others too.

Commercials/Advertisements Segments: Ad Mark (probably akin to Scent O’ Iplier advertisement) is seen and heard in the Bubbles segment.  Ed Edgar Adopt-a-Lot, who was supposed to have a “30 second segment, barely getting 5”. He wants the money. 

Movies/Series: Silver Surfer. What’s the most prominent series right now? It’s usually the ones with heroes. He says “he took a break from crime fighting to pursue entertainment”. He’s the one that’s going to star in those series, usually on Netflix. Another one, akin to “House, Grey’s Anatomy, etc”, Dr. Iplier is going to be the star. He says “I came across as a professional and handsome actor.” Let it be known that the ‘hit’ looks for doctors are hot ones- which Dr. Iplier readily knows. However it is to be noted that Septiplier is an actual ego (lol) which might have been a romantic segment for a series.

News: The Jims. Both are Jims- Jim the head newscaster, and the weather reporter. This means that they are literally broadcasting, not only to TV, but on radio and newspaper as well. The other Jim was on the Sun as well. This implies their range of power. Probably has connections all over the world because of their status of being reporters.

Music: Mark Bop. Akin to MTV, this one is targeting the music industry. He’s alive and bringing back the classics, and most probably going to make more. He’s doing revivals, he’s going to dominate.

Reality TV: Possibly the only one that was intended to where the ‘real’ Mark and the team were supposed to show up. They are shown as the ‘actors’ of their ‘roles’- with Mark as Markiplier, Amy as Peebles, Kathryn as Editor, Tyler as Apocalypto_12, and Ethan as Crankgameplays. (This still means that Wilford got them to do this for Markiplier TV.)

— Also the segments of “Bad Dog” can be compared to those series you’d see on AXN, like Breaking the Magician’s Code. Mark ‘crying’ and the subscriber drop is a close second here, most probably those series with “Living with the…” titles. It is important to note that Kathryn was also there at Wilford in the Disc of Riches, where the whole team was. It might be speculated that the Teamiplier are just actors, and Tyler just acted dead because it’s obvious Wilford didn’t really have bullets when it sounded, and Kathryn was more of the behind-the-scenes type.—-

Other possible TV segments: Informational-Probably like Nat Geo, King of the Squirrels might be in this part, however he is shown to be out of the meeting- possibly because it’s a so-so segment. Wilford doesn’t know what to do yet with him, alongside the many other missing egos. Talk Show- maybe more directed to Wilford or Bim Trimmer.

Technical Run Through: Google. He’s the one who keeps them at bay, to let them remember their ‘primary objective’. With his role in the meeting room, it can be assumed that he is the one holding the technical stuff- when the episodes air, how the lighting is, cameras are placed, etc. This also means that whatever is shown on TV will be uploaded on the internet. It will be easily accessible. Alongside him is The Author, now known as The Host. He tells how everything goes in how the things should go. He’s the scriptwriter. He’s the director. He literally is a host to the people watching Television. Without the structure of a show, how does one run? Without the audience’s help, how does a show follow through? Without good mediums, who will like it? That’s his job.

Now, Dark and Wilford are the acting CEOs. They don’t necessarily have the segments, but that mean they are the ones who are going to control the whole operation. Dark’s probably like the ‘president’ and Wilford is the ‘CEO’ of Markiplier TV. (President: Second-in-command. CEO: owner, chief). Usually the CEO who is on screen more than the president, which makes sense in this way.


Now, what do you guys think?

•BTS "Profiles" by Me•

Jin:
-Loves food and cooking
-Wide shoulders
-Dad jokes
-Bad puns
-Voice of an angel
-Confidence
-Flying kiss
-Windshield whisper laugh
-Dancing has gotten so good
-Honestly another Maknae
-Third guy from left

Yoongi:
-Gummy smile
-Made an amazing mix tape
-Spits fire
-Also writes fire
-Savage
-Pretends he doesn’t care but is always there for others
-Huge squish
-Cutest lisp (especially when he speaks English)
-Wants to be a rock

Hobi:
-Sunshine
-Spits fire also
-Sings beautifully
-Beautiful forehead
-Gets scared easily
-Releasing a mixtape soon!
-Screams a lot
-Dancing machine
-Like so damn good
-Jnope
-Also Jhores
-Also also Jhoe

Namjoon:
-Breaks things
-Another one that spits fire
-Sings well
-Squish
-Ryan lover
-Contagious dimply smile
-Reason that BTS was made
-Super Super smart
-Has a fire mixtape
-And some really questionable songs
-English
-Deep thoughts
-Loves fashion
-Joonie

Jimin:
-Use to have cute chubby cheeks
-Squeaks when he laughs
-Eye crinkle
-Charismatic
-Ballad
-Has a lot of “accidents” such as his shirt coming down
-Smol but mighty
-Is the sweetest and care so much
-Angel like voice
-Chimchim

Tae:
-Unique
-He’s in his own world a lot
-Sees things In different ways
-King of weird faces
-Loooves kids
-Also loves animals a lot
-Actor
-Deep voice
-But can hit those high notes
-Isn’t afraid to be different
-Is probably a genius
-Box smile
-Tae Tae

Kookie:
-Golden maknae
-Can do so much
-Shy
-But also a huge dork
-Super funny
-IU fan boy
-Picks on the older members
-Muscle pig
-He loves video games
-Another voice of an angel
-Great dancer
-Nose crinkle
-Seagul

•May do more groups•

I’m a new dm for a group of relatively new players, running a short campaign ‘cause I wanted to try my hand at dming and they wanted to play. 

Long story short, the players have to convince the ghost of an ancient king to give them the password to open a secret vault and get the treasure as they were hired to do. I’ve decided to play the king, Caul, as a semi-genocidal and extremely lonely old man who doesn’t want the conversation to end. I’d been having fun distracting them talking about skee ball, murder, and Caul’s beautiful wife whom he loved very much, but they finally got out of him some important info. 

Ollie, the party warlock: So, you’re waiting for the “chosen ones,” and you’ll tell them the password? 

Caul: Yes, that’s right. Oh, I’ve been down here for so LONG, you have no IDEA- 

Ollie, OOC: Can I just, like, convince him we’re the chosen ones? 

Me, OOC: Sure, roll persuasion.  

I was going to make something that obvious a tough roll, as this conversation was meant to be akin to a boss fight in difficulty. I figured they’d have to get a 20 to successfully convince him with just one roll. I wanted them to test their roleplaying capabilities and have a little fun with it instead, and Ollie hadn’t rolled above a 10 all evening so I wasn’t worried. 

Ollie: *rolls 19, +3 to get 22* HAHA 

Me, OOC: Oh shit, okay. Um, so what do you say?

Ollie, OOC: I convince him we’re the chosen ones?

Me, OOC: Yeah, but how? What do you say to convince him? 

Ollie, after much deliberation: We are the chosen ones. 

Caul: Wow, I suddenly believe you, I guess. 

reasons to love day6

jae;

  • A Dork, a lanky palm tree
  • loud at first and then becomes really quiet and listens to/observes other people
  • best facial expressions 
  • is always willing to give up something if he feels like someone else would benefit more from it (eg: when he gave wonpil the last piece during the vlive mukbang
  • wow how did i go this long without mentioning hIS VOicE?!?!?!???? boy knows how to pull off the raspy hipster voice while still clearly expressing emotion
  • when he clears his throat in every single damn radio show cover (+Dance Dance) 
  • casually has all these melodies and beautiful lyrics hidden somewhere in his head 
  • actually a really deep thinker even though on the surface all he does is meme
  • the fact that he already graduated college before he got into the industry so he’s pretty much got himself all figured out 
  • most relatable human (”I am trash but it is worth it” -Jae 2k17)
  • american humour, totally a tumblr dude
  • can someone pls tell him he looks good with or without his glasses he’s so insecure
  • looks like the kind of person that would either be really fun or really boring on road trips

sungjin;

  • Meme Father, busan boy
  • looks serious and intimidating until he does literally anything
  • that look he gets where he’s initially ticked off and then realizes that he should probably just let it go
  • THE RASPY THING HE DOES WITH HIS VOICE 
  • i think i’ve only ever heard him go out of tune once, like ever
  • when he uses the shaker in english song covers
  • that time he said “misunderstanding” on asc
  • he’s so willing to make a fool out of himself for others’ enjoyment (eg: basically any time he dances and he knows everyone’s laughing because he’s horrible but he OWNS IT
  • he’s sassy literally 25/7 he’s so sarcastic bih i LOVE it
  • how he clearly understands what people are saying in english but he just laughs silently and doesn’t respond 
  • he learned how to play so many instruments before he settled on guitar and leader 
  • his aCcENt,, 
  • he dresses himself like a casual fratboy or a farmers child there’s no in-between 

brian;

  • The Middle Child 
  • mediates all conversations between all members always
  • can someone call him YoungK at least once pls
  • is he sleeping or is he jumping off the walls rn who knows could be either one
  • so spontaneous and goes with the flow and super chill
  • relatable university student (”are you ready for your exam?” “no i’m going to study the night before”)
  • when he says CAAAAnada and Toroooonnuh (as a canadian I certify that’s how we say it)
  • he just really loves terry 
  • a lyrical genius,, man in a movie got me shook fam
  • somehow finds time to write and compose almost all day6 songs while still balancing school life and personal life
  • that time wooyoung exposed him by telling the story of how drunk Brian wouldn’t stop saying fuck into the phone
  • how quickly he mastered english even though he only lived in canada for a few years (I know people who’ve been here for 10+ years and they still can’t pronounce the “th” sound it’s difficult ok)
  • how flawlessly he transitions between falsetto and his normal singing voice and then it goes really low and then oh that’s a truMPet
  • does anyone even know what his real hair colour is anymore

wonpil;

  • Personification of Sunshine 
  • his go-to facial expression is to smile as wide as he can
  • the way his whole face and body language changes when he smiles
  • his voice is so unique but he’s got a great range and it’s really strong
  • he tries so hard when speaking in english
  • embraces the fact that he gets weird sometimes and runs with it (”hyung are you a bear”)
  • has written some of the most beautiful lyrics in their songs 
  • winking machine
  • “this dance move is really hard guys seriously try it” 
  • that sound he makes when he’s really confused like EH?? and he just stumbles over his words until it fades into quiet and then he goes AAAH AH AH AH OK 
  • fashion icon 
  • he’s just here to have a good time fam 
  • aegyo king except he spends like a full minute hyping himself up to do it
  • he just really loves dowoon

dowoon;

  • little baby puppy don’t hurt him
  • has so much love for the other members and is so grateful
  • looks like a cinnamon roll but can actually kill you 
  • strong af (eg: that time he killed a mosquito and ended up punching a hole in the freaking wall) 
  • sososososososososoo shy and his ears get red but he embraces it and tries to overcome it 
  • when he speaks you’re automatically like ??? did that voice just come out of that smol bean
  • and is actually so sassy and sarcastic??
  • has the best comedic timing 
  • every once in a while he comes out with these sayings that are absolute gems ok;
  • ”dowoon what are your dreams” “I’m so rich that I take the taxi everywhere. actually I don’t take the taxi. I walk.
  • “say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” “superaoefjnoawenfiaweocious” (nailed it)
  • “i’m a man in a….” “ moooovieee~” 
  • when he speaks english (”your eyes like… black hole.”)
  • pretty much grounds the whole group 
  • is taking vocal lessons! pls support this shy puppy
Sex with Ethan and Grayson would include ♡

Request: ‘’What do you think Grayson and Ethan would be like in bed, like in detail??? xxx‘’

Just to be clear: I think that the twins most of the time would be really gentle and passionate buttt also could be really rough and lowkey kinky when having sex. Because let’s face it: they’re sex gods and just from looking at them I get really turned on, lol. BUT I do think that Ethan is more into kinky stuff and Grayson into more romantic sex ;) Hope you enjoy xx

ETHAN:                                                                                                           

↪ Lots and looots of sex

↪ Sexting before as a warm up ;)

↪ He would be dominant af, but sometimes sub as well

↪ Lazy morning sex

↪ Rarely slow and passionate sex and most of the time really rough and maybe even kinky?

↪ You stripping down for him and he licking his lips when you do

↪ He would be the KING of foreplay (I mean looook at those fingers)

↪ Teasing the freaking fuck out of you until you’re almost begging him to fuck you

↪ Running his lips over your panties and pulling at the waist

↪ His lips on every centimeter of your body

↪ You pressing your mouth against his shoulder to keep yourself from crying out his name

↪ Lots of making out, and kisses everywhere!

↪ HICKIES and love bites on very visible places on your skin

↪ ‘’E, I can’t go out like this’’

↪ ‘‘Sure you can, everyone will know that you’re mine’’

↪ Him grabbing hungrily your ass and squeezing your boobs

↪ Sex in public bathrooms if he’s feeling very horny or jealous when he saw other guys staring at you

↪ Sooo much moaning and panting

↪ Him smirking when you moan SUPER loud (which is like all the time)

↪ Low and deep groans from him (just imagine this omg)

↪ Sweaty and hot skin

↪ SpANKinG

↪ THIGH RIDING

↪ Hair pulling !!

↪ Eye contact (SO sexy)

↪ Lots of dirty talk

↪ ‘‘Eyes on me’‘

 ↪ ‘‘Be quiet, babygirl’‘

↪ ‘’Yeah, you like that huh?’’

↪ Eating you out like 24/7

↪ Him biting his lips when he sees you reaching your orgasm

↪ Him begging you to give him a blowjob

↪ Taking turns in pleasing each other

↪ Letting you know that you’re the most beautiful girl in the world

↪ Really intense orgasms

↪ Experimenting with different positions

↪ Soft whimpers

↪ Him grabbing your waist when you climb on top of him

↪ Him getting even more stimulated and loving it when you scream his name

↪ Him breathing heavily and unsteady into your neck

↪ Holding your hand when you cum (when you have really passionate sex)

GRAYSON:

↪ Sex like ALL the time when you’re spending time just at home

↪ Usually it would be pretty spontaneous but sometimes he would prepare some things and put lots of effort into making it special, like:

↪ Your favorite music playing in the background, dimmed lights, scented candles

↪  Most of the time he would be really gentle and careful but sometimes it would be really fast and rough

↪ Again: FOREPLAYYY! Foreplay would for sure include fingering, teasing and touching you everywhere (because let’s face it: Gray is really touchy)

↪ I just know that Gray would be very good at foreplay (I mean LOOK at those fingers and big hands oh my)

↪ Shaky hands when you reach your orgasm and him holding them

↪ Tracing your skin with his soft fingertips

↪ Slow movements

↪ ‘’Just fuck me already’’

↪ ‘’Patience, baby’’

↪ Every little thing you would argue about would get heated and lead to sex

↪ Also A LOT OF make up sex

↪ Him admiring your body and smiling when you undress yourself

↪ Complimenting you on your cute lingerie

↪ And him taking forever to pull it off

↪ ‘’Need some help?’’

↪ ‘’I will treat you like the queen you are’’

↪ Lots of making out and sweet kisses

↪ Giggling all the time

 ↪ ALWAYS asking if you’re comfortable since he’s worried that he would hurt you

 ↪ ‘‘Are you sure you’re okay? Do I need to slow down?’’

↪ Sex in his new car, sex in the shower, sex at the beach, sex in the bath, sex against the wall… Literally everywhere as long as you’re okay with it

↪ You grabbing his muscular arms when you reach your climax

↪ Him grunting when he’s thrusting into you

↪ Offering blowjobs as favours

↪ Him saying ‘Babe, tonight is all about you’ but like, every night

↪ Neck kisses and leaving hickies there also

↪ He would get ten times more horny when he sees you getting an orgasm while closing your eyes

↪ Him whispering ‘come for daddy’ when holding your legs apart

↪ Multiple orgasms a night since he knows your body so well and the things you like

↪ Cuddling and more soft kisses afterwards and limbs tangled in the sheets

↪ Him calling you baby/babygirl/princess/love/darling

↪ So much intercourse

↪ Eating you out like everytime you guys have sex

↪ And when he does you stroke your hands through his fluffy hair

↪ Lots of ‘i love you’s

↪ Bruises on your hips from his tight grip

↪ You falling asleep on top of him after the sex

↪ Him being completely fine with that and whispering sweet nothings into your ear and stroking your back