the kane Chronicles

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We only have a few hours, so listen carefully. If you’re hearing this story, you’re already in danger. Sadie and I might be your only chance. Go to the school. Find the locker. I won’t tell you which school or which locker, because if you’re the right person, you’ll find it. The combination is 13/32/33. By the time you finish listening, you’ll know what those numbers mean. Just remember the story we’re about to tell you isn’t complete yet.  How it ends will depend on you.

If I were to Give Rick Riordan’s Books Literal Titles...

Percy Jackson and the Olympians:

(TLT) This is Just the Beginning

(TSM) Sheepskin Saves the Day

(TTC) What Happens When Your Older Sibling Ditches You

(TBL) Luke is Freaking Kronos and Annabeth Still Doesn’t Get the Hint

(TLO) Shit Gets Real

The Kane Chronicles:

(TRP) Don’t Worry, We’re Just Taking a Short Break from Greek Mythology

(TTF) We’ll Entrust the World to a Senile, Childish, Really Old God

(TSS) Everybody Hates the Kanes

The Heroes of Olympus:

(TLH) Where is Percy

(TSN) Greek or Roman, Hera is a Bitch

(TMA) The Ultimate Rick-Hanger 

(HoH) Percy and Annabeth Give You a Free Tour Around the Pit of Eternal Damnation

(BoO) We Celebrate Mother Nature’s Death (Octavian’s Too)

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard:

(SoS) Don’t Trust Jason Grace, Wolves are Bad

WARNING:

The following is a transcript of a digital recording. In certain places, the audio quality was poor, so some words and phrases represent the author’s best guesses. Where possible, illustrations of important symbols mentioned in the recording have been added. Background noises such as scuffling, hitting, and cursing by the two speakers have not been transcribed The author makes no claims for the authenticity of the recording. It seems impossible that the two young narrators are telling the truth, but you, the reader, must decide for yourself. 

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