the joke is dead kevin stop

Episode 12

~ First of all, that scene where Jughead walks up to Cheryl and apologizes- and he just stands there as she pummels him- that was heartbreaking.
~ I just really really really really want to see behind the scenes footage of Madelaine slapping Cole for that scene.
~ Veronica, I’m sorry darling, but not everything is about you and your father. Please.
~ Fred Andrews, I had faith in you. You don’t do that to someone.
~ Is Jughead’s safety still ensured? I know Clifford is dead now, but even though FP confessed…
~ Betty Cooper is an A+ girlfriend.
~“What is wrong with you people?” Wise words.
~ That kiss between Kevin and Joaquin though…
~ Jughead making all those sardonical jokes at the diner with Mary and Archie’s just like ‘stop’. Hahaha but also :(
~ Betty’s face when she realises she’s a Blossom is the best.
~ I’m so annoyed with Veronica, honestly, I mean-
~ No Bughead moments :(
~ Cole Sprouse and Skeet Ulrich deserve all the acting awards that exist.
~ Gladys Jones, kindly eff off.
~ FP, now you’re the best parent in town. Oh, look how the tables have turned.
~ Betty Blossom doesn’t quite roll off the tongue like Betty Cooper does.
~ That laptop scene OMG.
~ I can’t wait for episode thirteen, and I don’t know how I’ll survive after the season ends.


You and Reggie were friends since kindergarten. Your friendship were unique. You could always count on him and he could always count on you. Even when you found different friends in high school, you still could find time for each other.

Your friendship with him wasn’t a problem until now that you were in relationship with Jughead.

Reggie changed his attitude diametrically. He became more touchy with you, he always compete for your attention with Jughead. They were fighting like five-year-old boys over some kind of toy that both of them loved.

You didn’t intervened though. You thought it was just some kind of stupid boys competition they always do.

Jughead, on the other hand, felt rejected. You and Reggie seemed to have some special bond that you two would never had. Jughead was so jealous that his mood changed every time Reggie was around you, his girlfriend.

Finally he cannot stand it. When Reggie would come, he leaves and you seemed to never see it. That made Jughead more sad.

You just thought he’s being busy with the novel and the whole Jason murder thing with Betty at Blue and Gold.

One day all of you were at school library. Veronica, Betty and Kevin were chatting about last night in club. Y/N and Reggie were sitting together and laughing at each other jokes. Reggie couldn’t resist and were touching her when he gets the chance. And she were doing nothing to stop him from crossing the border!

“Hey, Jug, what’s wrong?” asked Archie approaching raven haired boy who was standing all by himself. Jughead had his eyes glued to the pair sitting few tables away. “You seem odd today.”

“It’s okey, Archie.” said Jughead. His sight never leaves your back. If he could kill only by his sight, Reggie would be dead in a long time now.

“No, it’s not. You were off all week. You hardly even talk to us, not even Y/N can make you smile anymore. Did you guys argued or something?”

“It’s this filthy little worm that sticked to the sole of my shoe.” Jughead whispered angrily. “I think he’s in love with my girl, Archie and I can’t do anything to prevent her from falling in love with him. It’s only a matter of time when Y/N realize that she doesn’t love me, that our relationship was a mistake and Reggie is the only one for her.”

“You know that sounds stupid, Jug?” Arche said with a smile on his face. “Y/N loves you. I had never seen a girl being that in love with someone as she is with you. Whenever you’re near her, she seems to smile brighter. Don’t tell me you didn’t notice how she looks at you.”

“How she looks at me?”

“Like you were her whole world”

“She’s my whole world, Archie”

“Then fight for her and don’t let Reggie ruin anything between you.”

“Thanks man” Jug smiled to Archie and made his way to you. He sat beside his girlfriend and put an arm around her so Reggie could see she’s with him. Reggie’s eyes were glued to the arm on Y/N’s shoulder and her hand touching Jughead’s hand.

“Hey, Juggy” you whispered to you boyfriend smiling sweetly to him.

“Hey love” he answered and kissed your forehead. “You good?”

“Yeah, I think we have everything for our project, right Reg?” Y/N tourned her attention to her friend but never let go of Jughead’s hand. Reggie just nodded and looked down.

“So…I can take you then? I have a suprise for you.” Your eyes went wide. You weren’t expecting that. But you smiled widely and nodded saying goodbay to Reggie and exiting the room with your boyfriend hand in hand.

Jones smiled and mental high-fived himself.

Jughead - 1.
Reggie - 0.

English isn’t my first language. Please, forgive me for all my mistakes!


Aries: “Hey that is a bird! I have never seen one up close, but this is a bird. May I take your bird back to my camp as my prisoner?”
Taurus: “I can smell you.”
Gemini: “I was hiding under your porch because I love you”
Cancer: “I will stay in the hole!! I….will stay…in the hole….it is dark in the hole.”
Leo: “I will stop the dogs!!” [jumps in front of dogs] “Stop, you dogs!”
Virgo: “Hey I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.” Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead!
Libra: “My name is Dug. I have just met you and I love you”
Scorpio: [dug fighting with kevin] “I am warning you once again, bird!” “I am jumping on you now, bird”
Sagittarius: “oh! A ball! Oh boy! Oh boy! A ball! I do so ever want the ball!!” [carl throws ball] “Oh boy oh boy! I will go get it and then bring it back!”
Capricorn: {Alpha: “now you must wear the cone of shame!} Dug: [hangs head] "I do not like the cone of shame.”
Aquarius: “Squirrel!”
Pisces: “why yes, Alpha, I am here with the bird and then I will bring it back and then you will like me!”