the joestars

so i’m sitting at a restaurant with my grandma and my friend smokey, and this racist shitlord from one table over starts making a scene. he points at my friend (who’s black btw) and starts asking when they started letting dirty pigs eat here, so on and so forth. the guy’s like…. really obnoxious about it, even calls a waiter over and ignores what the waiter says just to throw his tantrum

smokey’s uncomfortable and at this point i’m pretty pissed. literally everyone knows this guy’s in the wrong, and even my grandma called him out, but he’s so far up his bigoted ass that he won’t cut it out. while i’d usually ignore people like that, he wouldn’t let up, and even threw a drinking glass at smokey

now i know it’s not appropriate but i’ve got a short temper and i hate people being dicks to my friends, so i start a bit of a fight. and really, this guy’s a piece of cake. i’m running circles around him in the literal and metaphorical sense, and could probably pummel him into the dirt even without a weapon, but since my granny’s here i didn’t want to get ahead of myself. i just played with him a bit, did some clever maneuvering, and then had him wreck his hand on the hat rack behind me, and that ugly racist starts screaming before running off with his tail between his legs

and then the whole restaurant clapped

anonymous asked:

May I request some hc's of Gyro, Johnny and Diego with a crush who is absolutely terrified of the dark please? Like they'd found their crush curled up in a ball on the floor quietly crying because they'd gotten locked out of their lodging and were stuck out in the dark too terrified to move, how would the guys react? ahh I hope that makes sense!

[ To give it some variability I’ll make it that Gyro’s crush is a helper in the race, Johnny’s is another participant and so its Diego’s uwu Also sorry if they’re a bit short :( ]

- Gyro was wondering where you were, it was unlike you to be late for anything, dinner especially, after sitting at the table with Johnny for 10 minutes he decided to set out to find you.
- The moment he stepped out of the cabin he sees your shivering body curled up beside the door in the dim lamp light streaming out from the window.
- “ Y/N!” His cape is already around you as he pats your back asking you what’s wrong. Through your choked tears and sobs you mention how you wanted to drop by for dinner with him and then you got locked out and how dark it was outside and you started crying again.
- He half felt bad but as he hugged your shaking form while whispering “ There, there, I’m here now!” he couldn’t help but to think to himself how cute you were like this, such an innocent trait for you to be scared of the dark.
- Gyro would then pick you up and walked in closing the door again before placing you on the chair at the dinner table as Johnny just watched questioningly.
- When you stopped crying your face was just full red as you apologised furiously for showing him this embarrassing side of you. To which Gyro just couldn’t help but to smile, seeing your weaknesses was just, lucky for him. He wants to protect you and when the time is right he promised himself to confess to you so that he truly could take care of you.

- There was rampant knocks coming from the main door and honestly the only reason Johnny went to check on it was cos it was already 11pm and most of the rest were asleep, he was just awake for a late snack.
- As he goes over to open the door he’d watch your tear stained face and heavily sobbing self with hands still in mid knock before running into him for an awkward low hug while still crying.
- “ Are you ok? What’s wrong?” after a few minutes when you calmed down you explained to him how you were tending to your horse and didn’t realise how late it got because the stables were still lit and no one came to find you and you we’re scared of the dark when the lamps finally died out.
- “ How did you survive this long in the race then?!” You gave him a muffled explanation about your 5 mini oil lamps and how they never ran out cos you took turns lighting them through the night.
- Johnny shakes his head before letting out a sight and ruffling your hair as you sat on the floor. “ Whatever, as long as you’re ok now.” As you watched his genuine smile you finally begun to feel a little better about this whole ordeal.
- As you finally stopped crying you both suddenly realised how you were simply perched on his lap as you quickly stood up and gave Johnny a shy smile he just could help but feel his face heat up before quickly dismissing the subject and mumbling something about asking you if you wanted any of the bread he was eating or something as he quickly turned and made his way back to the kitchen.

- There was frantic knocking on his door and he was honestly getting quite irritated as he was mid bath. It was a rare chance he got to enjoy hot water in this race’s pit stop and something was interrupting it.
- When he opened the door he was greeted with your messed up crying face of course, this jockey was visibly confused as to what you were doing at his door at 10pm “ Y/N…? Why are you here.” “ I didn’t know anyone else here…and my room blacked out and I-!” you said through choked sobs as you grabbed onto him.
- It didn’t take him long to figure out that you we’re just scared of the dark and it wasn’t a serious emergency. Though he would usually find traits like this annoying, somehow coming from you he can’t help but to find it extremely cute. all he could feel was this burning need to protect you as he pulled you into his much more well lit room.
- Of course, Diego already thinking he found you cute meant that he would use this chance like the sneaky boy he is to pull you into a warm embrace to tell you how everything was fine now that he was here. Of course. Nothing could hurt you now. Not even the dark.
- He gave you a tight squeeze while putting on his best kind and concerned front, asking if you want water or to stay in his room tonight and with you intense head nodding he jus smiled to himself.
- After all if he was given a chance to spend more time with you while not mid-race he surely didn’t mind staring at your cute face to sleep.