the jack stupid

one of the best things about samurai jack is that, YOU WANT HIM IN AN OUTFIT???? ITS LIKELY CANON!

Suit? CANON. Dress? CANON. Turtle neck? CANON. HEELS? CANON! CROP TOP?!?!? CANON!!!!!! I HAVE CANONICAL PROOF OF ALL OF THESE!!!!!! NOTHING BUT UNDERWEAR?!?!?!  I T  H A P P E N S  A L M O S T  E V E R Y  E P I S O D E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                  “Okay, should we get some coffee? Sure. Where?”
Chandler and Monica walk over to the kitchen-counter and leave their keys. Then the other four pick out their keys and leave them as well. They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black. (Friends, 1994 – 2004)


Here’s the dumb fucking FRIENDS opening I made of the AH crew.

Jack:  *gives insightful commentary on the way people think and act*

Jack:  *deconstructs the themes and mechanics of video games*

Jack:  *picks up on subtext and foreshadowing*

Jack:  *solves puzzles while actively making witty remarks*

Jack:  *overlooks an item*

YouTube Comments:  “wow jack is really stupid”

the first time jack visits tater’s apartment unannounced he accidentally sits on kent parson’s 6 month old espn body issue, hastily showed between two sofa cushions.

what follows is the most awkward conversation since bad bob tried to tell a 20 yr old jack about the birds and the bees. it really solidifies their friendship.

Poe junkie

The cold of London is forgotten in the glow of a lighter,
It is all you do to kill the grey,
Numb at the tips and you flick it right up,
And a dead man they say,
as you get High another day,
Just a drag to a smile, its chocolate.

Just a dab you use it,
Get high to get calm,
Paranoia but you do it,
Sweet lies its all like chocolate

You and your friends call it chocolate,
The lyrics of the song called it fate,
Roll up and strum the strings, chocolate to forget,
Dead inside and sad soaked futile hate,
You bite her lips, taste like wine and chocolate,
You call it chocolate, just a lie; you dead?

Your lungs they take it in like a friend,
Your heart breaks again, remember why you like it?
She broke your heart so you broke your head,
Bent with drags of chocolate, loved her but she didn’t know,
Bite your lips, light it up and inhale your fate

Inspired by the 1975 chocolate and my own addiction and self destruction

Soldier: A dozen roses, Gabriel?  Really?

Reaper: …That’s what you’re supposed to do, Jack.  But you got me just one.

Soldier: That’s because you’re my only love.

Reaper *blushing*: YOU…cheap…bastard.

Soldier: You’re my one and only.

Reaper: WAIT - 

Soldier: You’re my ONE true love.

Reaper: NO - 

Soldier: Love is a numbers game, but you’re the ONE for me.

Reaper: omfg

Soldier: My heart and SOLE.

Reaper: STOP

Soldier: I may be Soldier: 76, but you’re Number: 1 in my heart.

Reaper: *wraiths away*