the is us

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gosh darn that camera! this isnt the first time its happened either!! 

i guess theyll just have to try using a different one next time or maybe have someone else take the pictures

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List of Inventions Rick made or used for his family
- Dream Interceptor: Get Morty A’s
- Cognition Amplifier: Make Snuffles Smarter
- Meeseek’s Box: Do whatever the Family wants (not sure if Rick made this)
- Love Potion: To make Jessica like Morty
- Interdimensional Cable: For Ball Fondlers 
- (Parallel Reality Googles): Mostly to get his family out of his TV time
- Remote that Stops time: To give them time to clean up the place
- Tiny Rick: To kill vampires with his kids
- The SAW trap: It was for Noob Noob but Sober Rick did say the answer might be Morty so in a really BS way it was partly for Morty? 
- Morty’s Mind Blowers: To remove unwanted memories


Why did I list all these items?
Because compared to Kid Beth’s request these requests are tamer in comparison. Most of these have no intent in harming the user or others. Though, the Love Potion and Dream Interceptors were made with the intent of manipulating someone. And the SAW trap was intended to hurt the Vindicators in Rick’s Drunkenness. Outside of that, better in comparison to the things Rick made for Beth… 

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no offense but this is why so many of us queer stans dislike the hets, y’all want ten pages of receipts and a sworn statement, signed in blood from the idol’s own hand, of them declaring themselves gay or somethin before you even want to consider the many traces of subtle evidence littering the whole damn house.

like, “how do you KNOW ____ is queer?” i dunno, look around? these receipts pile up and it’s not our fault y’all hate using your own powers of observation or taking mental notes or listening to us when we tell you we recognize their behaviors, coded in language and signals from our own community. 

like, i don’t know bruh, sometimes a homeboy just seems gay or otherwise, and i don’t know how to convince you that he is, because never for a single minute will an idol be able to freely talk about their sexuality and issue that formal declaration y’all are desperate for?

captain squad in college shenanigans!

  • Kuroo likes to tuck himself against Ushijima because “he’s the only one tall enough”
  • he ignores it when Oikawa points out he’s not that Ushiwaka isn’t that much taller and that he and Bokuto aren’t much shorter
  • surprisingly, Oikawa isn’t the one who overworks himself
  • (he learned his lesson when he nearly busted his knee)
  • it’s Ushijima
  • Bokuto is actually really good at getting Ushijima out of his head and coaxing him out of the gym
  • Daichi takes advantage of being the smallest of them and steals their clothes all the time
  • Oikawa shows he cares by helping them with their time management
  • he makes them color coded schedules and easily legible and everything
  • he plays it off like it’s no big deal but he spent hours on them to make sure it actually helps them
  • Bokuto and Kuroo are roomies
  • Daichi and Ushijima are roomies
  • Oikawa’s roommate annoys him, but it doesn’t matter because he’s usually in one of the others’ dorms
  • whenever any of them are upset, they usually go to Daichi
  • Daichi usually goes to Kuroo
  • they’re all weak to Bokuto’s and Oikawa’s pouts and Bokuto and Oikawa shamelessly take advantage
  • Oikawa gives Ushijima a chance after much grumbling
  • they all know Oikawa wears glasses but turns out Bokuto also wears glasses
  • Ushijima drops a plate
  • Oikawa walks into a wall
  • Daichi looks to the sky and prays for strength
  • Kuroo knew about them already and films the whole thing
  • they all have an album on their phones titled ‘Ushijima + baby animals’
  • Oikawa has a very ‘no one can pick on him but me’ relationship with Ushijima
  • the first time he catches wind that people are making fun of Ushijima it takes Daichi and Kuroo to hold him back before he raises some hell
  • Ushijima is very happy Oikawa is so protective of him
  • they all work out together
  • Ushijima and Bokuto are tied for biggest biceps
  • Oikawa has the most defined abs
  • Daichi has the best thighs
  • Kuroo has the best back

U.S: North Korea calm your tits.

North korea: NO, YOU DECLARED WAR

U.S: when?

North korea: ON TWITTER

U.S: but you threaten us like 50 times…in the U.N?

North Korea: YEAH AND?!

U.S: What wrong with y'all?

North Korea: Its not we it’s me

*rips off mask to reveal Kim Jong un *

U.s: oh shit *rips off mask to reveal trump*

Kim Jong Un:

Trump:….

Jesus: what a turn of events