the internet song

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Vlog Song ft. David Dobrik, Jason Nash, Carly And Erin, Meghan McCarthy, & J. Cyrus | Team Internet

A lot of you ask me for advice on love, and unfortunately I don’t have all of the answers. I simply know what I know. I made a song that expresses my frustration with the way in which ‘love’ is manufactured by platforms like Tinder. Because of the Internet, we are able to develop profound connections with people we’ve never met; fall in love with people we’ve never seen… The world isn’t so simple now. It’s chaotic, scary and fucked up. For those that get attached to people to quick and fall too fast, maybe this will make you feel less alone, xoxo

- Cwote, from Tumblr

Made with SoundCloud
  • Seungyoon: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
  • Mino: [to Seunghoon] You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.
  • Seunghoon: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million.
  • Mino: Good thinking, fuck the system.
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♡ under the november sun i will find it particular to feel rays of light keeping me warm not through the way they beam down on my skin but through the way they reflect in her eyes

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The Internet Is Here Lyrics
  • Phil: Whenever I’m alone, or if I’m feeling gray there’s one place I can go to brighten up my day. It makes me want to sing. That's how the show should end. But wouldn't it be good if I could sing it with a friend?
  • Dan: Phil, I think you should have asked before putting me on the spot like this.
  • Okay. Fine. Whatever. I'll join in too.
  • Phil: I might go outside and feel more alive. Without twitter where would I be?
  • Dan: I guess I'd be fit. I'd stop posting shi
  • Phil: -rubbish
  • Dan: But tumblr's a part of me.
  • Phil: So many websites and so little time. There's one or two you should avoid.
  • Dan: Just don't stop watching youtube, or we'll be unemployed.
  • Both: The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? We might be antisocial, but these days, that is fine.
  • Dan: Because life is so much better when you spend it all online.
  • Phil: A place where you can be yourself, no matter if you're geeky.
  • Dan: Find friends that share your hobbies, even if they're creepy.
  • Phil: Where any question in your head is answered in an instant.
  • Dan: Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence.
  • Both: The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers, who needs a real mate?
  • WITHOUT THE INTERNET, WE NEVER WOULD HAVE MET.
  • Phil: We'd never be here on a stage, doing things we might regret.
  • Dan: Dance break.
  • Phil: Who cares if you're a loser, and everybody knows it?
  • Dan: Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses?
  • Phil: Even if your chances of getting tan are slim.
  • Dan: Or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim.
  • Dil: Chiltay zombo
  • Both: *music gets intense and beautiful* The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?
  • We might be antisocial, but these days that is fine.
  • Because life is so much better, life is so much better, life is so much better
  • When you spend
  • it
  • all
  • online