so i wanna talk about dead or alive, the fighting game series
and i am absolutely gonna throw myself under the bus with this post and reveal my power level as the ultimate horny boy
i do this because i find the information i possess to be absolutely hilarious and 100% worth sharing
dead or alive 5, the fighting game, got a pc release, right
dead or alive, in case you didn’t know, is a series known primarily for its cast of extremely conventionally attractive female characters, and said character’s ridiculously hypermobile titties
so what happens when a game full of sexy ladies gets a pc release
titty mods happen
now, the creators of DOA5 know this, and basically said to PC gamers “if you nude mod this, we won’t give you Dead or Alive Xtreme 3″
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 being a spinoff of the DOA series which foregoes all of the “fighting game” nonsense and focuses exclusively on bouncing titties and extremely small swimsuits
basically, the developers gave PC gamers a choice: eat dinner now and wait for desert later, or have your desert now and never eat again
PC gamers chose the latter option and nude modded DOA5. they nude modded the shit out of DOA5. they made nude mods for DOA5 that were so high quality you would think you were looking at real photos of human beings if it weren’t for the impossible anime faces on them
and when DOAX3 released, PC gamers asked “where’s our one?” and the devs responded “you don’t get to have any. we warned you and you didn’t listen, and now you don’t get DOAX3.”
too bad how sad, right?
in response to this, PC modders bought PS4 copies of DOAX3 and just… ripped everything out of it. hacked the game, took out all of the models, animations, and costumes, and modded them back in to DOA5
so basically, PC modders meticulously recreated DOAX3 in DOA5. everything that mattered.
and the funniest part of all of this?
DOA5 is free to play on PC
so when the developers of DOA denied DOAX3 to PC players, PC players responded by creating a completely free version of DOAX3 for themselves, with titties and everything. the DOA devs played themselves.
i just think that this whole sequence of events is fucking hilarious. the sheer gall. the determination. the way things unfolded. it’s all so goddamn funny. the ingenuity, the community collaboration, the acts of defiance, all in the name of rendering a naked anime boob in 4K. it’s so goddamn funny.
Alternatively titled: Lance Deserves The World Because He is My Son and I Love Him
Okay, so Shiro’s gone and someone’s gotta fill his big ass shoes. In the toss-up between him, Allura, and Keith, I’m going to be arguing in this post that Lance could be the guy to do it. And, fair warning, this is going to be ridiculously (like, ridiculously) long lmao so here’s the TL;DR right now: I think that a) Lance already shows the character traits of a good leader, and b) there’s a good chance of him becoming one, given his impending character arc.
It also has a chance of not happening, of course, but who cares?? I already started writing this thing, so:
Alright, let’s begin at the beginning, because that’s always a good place to start.
Lance is first introduced to the audience as the classic loud, arrogant, goofy flirt. The perfect comic relief character. He rescues a guy because his “rival” was gonna do it first and he can’t have that, the first thing he does in the giant robot cat is fart, and he hits on a girl who just fell out of a pod in a magic castle. He’s there to make you laugh.
I can’t imagine anyone looking at a character like that and “You know what? This guy could be a leader.” Allura says it herself in episode 1. The black lion is supposed to be the decisive head of Voltron, a person who’s a natural born leader, who’s in control, and,
Basically, calm, collected, and respected. “A natural born leader.” So, definitely not Lance. Case closed.
But, not really. Because Lance actually is calm and collected. He’s just not respected. He has all the leadership traits– the problem is that he’s not treated as someone who could be a leader.
she was fire and rain. she sounded like confidence and smelled like virtue. she flirted with the truth and persecuted lies. she danced awkwardly and laughed too loudly, and was loved for it. she was the kind of girl that screamed what she wanted and whispered what she needed. she listened to top 40 and indie and classic rock, anything with lyrics that filled her with warmth like butterflies. she wore black leather jackets and dark red lipstick to show people the walls around her heart instead of telling them about it. she tore through books faster than lightning because words are the only way she’s learned to deal with anything. she swallowed her pain like pills and handed out pieces of her love like fliers. she loved sunsets and their pink and orange clouds, and how nature always gave us a beautiful ending to every day. she was wildflowers and bubbling springs when she loved, but teeth and flashing red moons when on her bad side. she liked to think that people were everything good and everything bad, and that she herself was some beautifully cruel mystery.
you looked over across the room at her. and there she was. her head tossed back, long hair flipped over one shoulder to frame the right side of her face. she is laughing, showing off all of her teeth, her nose scrunched up in the way you used to love. her eyes meet yours for a split second, and then it hits you. it’s her, it’s been her the day she walked into your English class two years ago. but then she’s looking away, the same smile still on her face, and you know that she’s never going to be yours again.
i. I miss you. each day that you’ve been gone has felt like a bullet hole in my chest, and whenever I try to pull it out another one takes its place. I’ve missed you so much that looking at you hurts, because all it does is bring back everything I’ve ever felt for you and suddenly I can’t breathe. so whenever you look at me and I turn away, please don’t take that as an “I hate you,” but an “I hate that I can’t look at you without dying inside.”
ii. you are beautiful. you are so lovely in your own conventional way that everyone else are flecks of brown and gray. you are wildflowers in june, the eye of a hurricane, city lights at midnight, sunlight through glass. there is nothing manufactured, nothing plastic about your eyes formed from stars and the freckled marks of the earth sprayed across your cheeks.
iii. I will never leave you. I know the last time you let me in your heart I fumbled and let it break, but please forgive me. I was blindsided and weak and I will gladly spend forever making up my mistakes to you. I have always loved you and always will, it just took me a little longer to realize. but you always knew this, and if you’re still sure then say the word and I will be too.
iv. I love you. not the kind of traditional, puppy-eyed love, but the kind that breaks down walls and can be heard from miles away. the kind that romeo and juliet died for, the kind that our grandparents live for. I love you the same way the ocean loves the shoreline, and no matter how many times I am drawn away, I will always find my way back to you.
The 5th house rules creativity/creative expression, sex, children, fun and how you approach it, romance and relationships (note: this is different from the 7th house. The 5th house is fun partnerships and people who are enjoyable to be around. 7th house partnerships are more about learning a complementary piece of yourself and aren’t always as lighthearted). I’ve found it also tends to rule the type of person you always seem to find yourself attracted to or crushing on. The traits your type could have depend on the sign on and/or planets in your 5th house.
I also recommend looking at both the sign and the planet that construct your 5th house (if your 5th house is empty don’t worry about this). For example, I have a Sagittarius Mars in the 5th house so I would read both the Mars in 5th and Sagittarius 5th house. I’d then put both descriptions together like my type could be someone who is a leader, has a broad world view, is playful with and inspiring to kids, and has a drive to do something in life. You could further synthesize this down to archetypes, like mine might be a camp counselor, a teacher/professor, or a humanitarian.
Aries 5th house / Mars in 5th - Leaders, people who take initiative, active, someone with a strong drive, energetic, chasers, risk takers, someone athletic, someone who is a go-getter, bold, possibly aggressive, loud, playful with kids, spontaneous, exciting, expressive
Taurus 5th house / Venus in 5th - Professional aesthetes, artists and musicians, wealthy, people who live a life of luxury, creative, relaxed, charming, physically attractive, sensual, affectionate, might be lazy, spoils children
Gemini 5th house / Mercury in 5th - Inventors, creative minds, thinkers, talkative, people who could talk all day about their interests, engineers, bright, people who can’t sit still, quick witted, funny, always inspiring children to learn
Cancer 5th house / Moon in 5th - Homebodies, nurturers, caring, calming, protective, emotionally expressive/available, people who don’t mind taking care of others, sensitive, warm, safe, supportive, a true caretaker of children
Leo 5th house / Sun in 5th - Actors/Actresses, vibrant, dramatic, melodramatic, fun loving, expressive, confident, encouraging, people who live life to the fullest, glamorous, enthusiastic, someone always ready to go out and have fun, lively, encourages children to express themselves
Virgo 5th house / Mercury in 5th - Organizers, quick thinkers, logical, sensible, smart, someone who always has a plan, people who know what’s best, practical, knowledgeable, people who know how to throw the perfect surprise, ensures a stable environment for children
Libra 5th house / Venus in 5th - Charmers, flirty, kind, sophisticated, polite, well mannered, someone who can charm your pants off, fair, people who have a way with words, people who know how to get what they want, pretty, does what they can to keep children happy
Scorpio 5th house / Pluto in 5th - The Mysterious, dark, possibly secretive, people who are more than they seem, someone in tune with themselves and others, possessive, clingy, someone who finds catharsis in fun, holds children dear to them and always keeps them as close as they can
Sagittarius 5th house / Jupiter in 5th - Intellectuals, philosophers, the enlightened, world travelers, someone who can broaden your perspective, lighthearted, respectful and respectable, people always looking for new experiences, adventurous, tries to show children the wonders of life
Capricorn 5th house / Saturn in 5th - The Dedicated, hard workers, mature, people who take their time, people who take a bit of warming up but end up being the most fun, someone strict but with good intentions, committed, wants what is best for children even if it means being a bit controlling
Aquarius 5th house / Uranus in 5th - The Unusual, rebels, someone who can be relatively transitory, someone who challenges who you are and your beliefs, someone who always brings something new, original, experimenters, independent, a friend, encourages children to explore and learn through experience
Pisces 5th house / Neptune in 5th - The Ingenue, healers, imaginative, elusive, people you think you can save or can save you, dreamers, someone who seems like all your dreams come true, confusing, lost, people whose love is pure, will do anything they can for the sake of a child
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So like it's pretty cool how humans figured out how to bake. Like we made edible chemistry, we like mixed all of theese reactions together to make a delicious cake. Imagine an alien seeing this for the first time.
Oh my goodness!! My first prompt! Thank you!
Hruk’ib didn’t understand why everyone was so concerned
about the humans. For the most part, they were polite and friendly, they
followed the orders of their superiors, and they didn’t hesitate when it came
to tossing protocol out the airlock in dire times. Hruk’ib respected them and
had known from Day One that these members of their crew were not just allies
So it was that when Hruk’ib smelled strange smells coming
from the food preparation bay, he wasn’t too upset; a couple of the humans -
Konani and Frederik - loved to work with food and did so regularly. Still,
curiosity drove him to enter the bay, and it was when he entered, the doors’
hydraulics hissing open and then closed, that he sensed the excess heat.
He froze where he stood, every instinct of his species
urging him to flee yet conflicting with the ingrained training of the fleet to
make sure his crewmates were safe and
away and not near fire! He couldn’t see it, there was no smoke, but he felt
it – hot enough to reduce flesh to nothing more than charred ashes.
“Oh, hey, Hruk’ib!”
Hruk’ib’s head snapped around to find the two humans
hovering around one of the many stovetops. In his peripherals, however (and it
was a miracle in the first place that he noticed at all), he spotted the most
unholy mess: white dust coating a prep table, glob-like splatters of what
looked like sticky excrement in bowls and dripping onto the tabletop, and at
least four or five of what looked like some kind of metal mesh trays on various
nearby counters. The trays bore small, round objects that appeared solid and
gave off a most enticing scent.
Then his eyes drifted back to the humans who stood
uncertainly. Konani had heavy, cloth gloves on her hands and held a long, thin
tray. Her brown eyes flicked from him to Frederik beside her and back again. “Um,
this batch has to cool but if you want a cookie, there are some fresh ones, uh,
everywhere.” She gestured with her elbow to the counters.
The humans were calm. Why were they calm in the face of
fire? They weren’t that stupid. They were determinedly foolhardy at times,
especially when ethanol was involved, but even humans got worried when fire
Hruk’ib forced himself to take a deep breath. The heat
rushed down his throat and into his lungs – no ash, no smoke, just heat. It
was a different heat, similar to when they passed too close to a star and the
very ship felt like an… an oven.
The oven was not designed to give off this much heat!
“What is it that you are doing?” he asked, trying to calm
Konani busied herself with the…cookies, leaving Frederik to
explain. “Ve are baking,” he said. “Ve asked Yensen to tveak ze oven settings
because zey vere too low for baking cookies.”
“We asked permission first,” Konani added. “Captain K’alo
said we could but only if we did it to one. We made a notice and everything so
other crew won’t accidentally set fire to their food.”
Frederik stepped out of the way and Hruk’ib spotted the
massive note tacked to the wall above the stove in question. The bright red
sign was impossible to miss and the white letters were clear in both Earth’s
English, as well as Hruk’ib’s native language of Jubri.
Hruk’ib nodded his head in the humans’ agreement signal. “Very
well. I was afraid you had set the room on fire. We usually do not encounter
this kind of heat outside of the engine cores,” he explained.
“Ah,” said Konani. “That makes sense.”
“Ve apologise for startling you, Hruk’ib,” Frederik added,
pressing his palms together.
Hruk’ib smiled at the human displaying the sign for formal apology
among his species. He lifted his left hand, palm turning inward and then upward
to accept it, and Frederik smiled in turn.
With her hands still full, Konani simply inclined her head
to him, also apologising.
“What is baking?” Hruk’ib asked.
“In a word, chemistry.” Shedding the gloves, Konani faced him fully, leaning against the counter. “It’s different from cooking because the ingredients in baking react to the heat and, if you get the recipe right, work together to create something else. It’s not like we’re roasting meat where we have to cook it to eat it safely. You can eat an unbaked cookie without much threat.”
“Alzough, zere are many people who zink you can get salmonella - zat is food poisoning - from eating ze dough because of ze raw eggs,” Frederik put in.
“Oh,” said Hruk’ib. “Then, you are conducting a chemical experiment.”
“In essence, yes. Want one?” Konani held a mesh tray out to him.
Now Hruk’ib drifted forward, purposefully ignoring the mess,
and bee-lined for the tantalising aroma wafting from these strange, dark-brown discs.
“They’re a friend’s recipe,” Konani explained. “She made
sure I had enough cocoa powder to last me ten solar cycles, though I’m not sure
I’ll use it all.”
Hruk’ib chuckled, sensing the humour, and picked up a
cookie. It was still warm between his appendages. It was solid yet somehow
soft, almost moist… He flicked his tongue out, sampling, and was rewarded with
a burst of flavour. He took a bite. Barely hard
on the outside, it was luxuriously soft on the inside. He had never eaten one
of these things in his entire life and yet something about eating it and the
smell of it reminded him of home, of blankets and coziness and something that
was better than camaraderie: family.
Science. This rapturous product was one of science. May the humans and their ingenuity never die out.
Hruk’ib licked his fingers before turning to the two humans
who watched him with mixed expressions of humour and curiosity. “May I have
another, please?” he asked.
Konani grinned while Frederik laughed.
“Of course!” she answered while Frederik continued to
chortle. “But it is a universally acknowledged truth that a glass of cold milk
always accompanies the eating of cookies.”
Hruk’ib took the glass Frederik gave him, interchangeably
eating and drinking. Milk and cookies, together: a universally acknowledged truth,