Okay, but a Jack and Gabe who knew something was fishy from the beginning of Overwatch. So they staged their separation to see if the bad guys would come knocking on their door. But fighting infiltration was a losing game, so they staged their accidents because it would collapse Overwatch and let the good people get out before it was too late.
Now Gabe is the inside man infiltrating the organization, and Jack has the freedom to focus solely on tracking down the bad guys. Gabe has actually been slowly starting to disintegrate for years because of the SEP. Jack’s scars were because of Gabe’s plan fucking up, and he doesn’t let his boyfriend forget it.
Gabe thinks it’s hilarious that Sombra still hasn’t figured out his ‘Reaper’ persona isn’t genuine. Kid is too fond of her own theatrics to suspect Gabriel’s.
Jack thinks it’s hilarious that Winston hasn’t caught on that he’s been feeding Athena information through old command codes.
Just - sneaky dads taking on the world together. (They get found out when Reaper kills the Talon agent about to put a bullet in Jack’s head. Jack insists he has everything under control. Sombra is in tears that Gabe pulled one over on her. Winston is not pleased that Widowmaker and Sombra come with Gabe when he returns. Widowmaker is a peanut butter thief.)