sO, after Jem stole Church, he put Church in the car.
so now I would like you all to picture Jem driving really slowly with Church on his head and Tessa trying to get Church off of his head but she’s hesitating because she doesn’t want to get scratched.
Jem: “Tessa, just get him off! He knows that I like you so he won’t hurt you.”
Tessa: ” Jem, I may be somewhat immortal but I can still be killed if it’s done right. I have waited years to be with you and I don’t want to die now. DEATH BY DEMONIC CAT IS NOT THE WAY I WANT TO GO, JAMES CARSTAIRS”