the hunt for diamonds

(Peridot and Lapis trying to sneak out of a Homeworld bar)
Yellow Diamond: HEY! YOU! We’re on a baby hunt. And don’t think we don’t know how to weed ‘em out. NOW EVERYBODY LINE UP.
(All the Homeworld gems line up)
Yellow Diamond: DJ. TIME FOR THE TEST.
(Yellow Pearl puts on “We Are the Crystal Gems)
Yellow Diamond: No baby can resist singin’ along to this.
Lapis: Peridot… It’s the Crystal Gems’ themesong…”
Peridot: I knoooow…
(Yellow Diamond walks down the lineup of gems. They pass Doc Ruby, who coughs)
Yellow Diamond: IT WAS YOU! YOU’RE THE BABY!
Doc: NO NO NO! I ONLY COUGHED! I SWEAR!
(Yellow Diamond makes “got my eyes on you” gesture)
Yellow Diamond: DJ! TURN IT UP LOUDERRRR!!!
Doc: -whew-
(Yellow Pearl turns up the music)
Lapis: (straining) Don’t sing along Peridot…
Peridot: (straining) I’m trying… Trying so hard!
(Yellow Diamond walks up to them and gets in their faces. Peridot and Lapis are drenched in sweat)
Yellow Diamond: (stern and aggressive) That’s why the people… Of this world… Believe in… Garnet, Amethyst… And Pearl…
Peridot and Lapis: (DEEP INHALE)
Jasper and Eye Ruby: AND STEVEN!
(Record scratch)
Yellow Diamond: Heh heh. WELL WELL WELL!
(She stomps over)
Yellow Diamond: WHICH ONE OF YOU BABIES WAS IT?!
Jasper and Eye Ruby: IT WAS HER. SHE DID IT. WE’VE NEVER HUNG OUT WITH GARNET, AMETHYST AND PEARL 🎶AND STEVEN🎶!!
(They cover each other’s mouths in a panic)
(All the Homeworld gems form a circle around Jasper and Eye Ruby)
Yellow Diamond: WELL! LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A DOUBLE BABY!
(All the Homeworld gems dog-pile on Jasper and Eye Ruby as Peridot and Lapis look at each other confused)

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