the hunger games ships

  • Friend: Hey why do you like that character so much?
  • Me: Are you sure you're ready for this kind of conversation
an actual conversation I had today
  • someone: why do you still ship A and B characters together when A and C characters have been confirmed as a cannon pair?
  • Me: why do you still like My Chemical Romance? The band broke up like six years ago?
Angst in Fanfiction
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> eww no, get it away from me<p/><b>Also me:</b> yesyesyesyesyes give me pain bring me agony<p/></p><p/></p>

I want to write a book and make the main girl character end up with the totally misunderstood villian guy when the story alluded to the girl ending up with the likable hero. Then everyone will know how us noncanon shippers feel when our dreams are crushed.

We all know the Hayffie kiss was perfect and familiar and didn’t seem like the first time they’ve kissed. So what I want to know is, how did that first kiss happen? Did it start with some petty argument about tributes or outfits or something? I NEED TO KNOW.

At least we have fanfiction.

📖Book asks📖

A. Top five favorite books?

B. Favorite character of all time?

C. Least favorite ‘good guy’?

D. Favorite villain?

E. Best author?

F. Si-Fi or fantasy?

G. The world you want to live in?

H. The world you love but would never live in?

I. Best book to movie adaption?

J. Movie that actually is better than the book?

K. Favorite ship?

L. Least favorite ship?

M. Romance or thriller?

O. Favorite old book?

P. Biggest book you’ve read?

Q. Paperback or hardcover?

R. Favorite trilogy?

S. Least favorite book?

T. Book/s that make you cry?

U. Biggest fictional crush?

V. Character you would spend a day with?

W. Harry Potter or twilight? Or neither?

X. Favorite time era for books?

Y. Would you ever write a book?

Z. Recommend?

Why are my favourite characters always the Cute Awkward Dorks™ who have probably never done anything purposefully wrong in their lives and the Attractive Cocky Assholes™ who have a tragically horrific backstory that I always end up falling for why cant I just like the neutrally great character for once why do I do this to myself

Honestly, one of the most common things I’ve seen in anti-shipping tags is “Ships ruin the fandom.”

Really now?

These people know fully well that anti-shipping posts do nothing but stir up drama, spark flame wars, and put people in sour moods, yet they claim that the ships are what’s ruining the fandom?

I hate to tell you this, sugar booger, but the ships aren’t the thing ruining the fandom.

You are.