the hottest human being i have ever seen

  • Random arrogant guy: My girl is the fucking best I tell you, she cooks for me and it the hottest human being I ever seen.
  • Gajeel: *chuckles*
  • Guy: Oh? You think that's funny?! Do you have a girl?
  • Gray: Pipe your mouth, we all do.
  • Guy: Oh okay, well then tell me Mr. Fuzzhead, what makes yours so special.
  • Natsu: I start *clears throat* She is a spirit user mage, she has endured adventures with me even those far beyond her level at the beginning. She endured being kidnapped and beaten. She got a lot stronger though, I saw her summoning mini planets to attack people with and now she can use the spirit's power for herself while summoning them. She took care of me while I was unconscious and dying twice and she never ran away even when the situation looked bad.
  • Gray: *takes his shirt off* Mine is always by my side, she is the most loyal girl you ever meet. She has baked me cookies, cupcakes, cakes. She helped me ease my pain of losing my family by defeating a necromancer demon that used my father as a weapon. She stayed with me for 6 months and understood why I vanished for a secret mission. She even tried to sacrifice herself when the only option was "kill or be killed".
  • Gajeel: *eats a piece of iron and gulps it down* Even though I was a complete asshole at the beginning and I hurt her a lot. She accepted me in her life, she cares a lot for me. When I was nearly drowning she gave me air and when I fought alone she summoned iron for me to eat. She saw me nearly die in a vortex and wanted to jump in to save me. When we met again, Gihiii~, she kicked me and tackled me. She is a bookworm so she is probably one of the smarter ones you ever met.
  • Jellal: Nobody is tougher than mine. *Puts down his cup of tea* She had endured getting her eyes stabbed out and years of sadness because I was possessed and threw her away. When we met again she tried everything to help my memories back to normal. She even let me get arrested when I said that she should let me. It wasn't easy for her. What I heard, she got tortured and survived that. The guys are even scared of her because she is probably one of the most powerful girls out there.
  • Gray: Didn't she cut a meteor ones?
  • Jellal: Point proven.
  • Guy: ...
Sunny Days- chapter 4

Sunny Days Masterlist

Summary- The date (part 1)

Word Count- 2808 

Warnings- language, fluff (way fluffier than I intended), light smut

Author’s Note- Still not beta’d. Let me know if you want to be tagged. I hadn’t planned on splitting this into 2 chapters,but I have’t posted in a while and this was going to get ridiculously long.

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Negan arrived at The Sanctuary and started barking orders at his men as he made his way to his room. He needed to keep up appearances. Sunny was his. Her house was his. He wasn’t about to let any of these dumb fucks know what a god damned gold mine he found.

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american horror story starters

from the third season.
content warning: slurs, profanity,

  • ❝ It’s too hot. My frickin’ vagina’s sweating. ❞
  • ❝ You girls need to learn to fight. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t make me drop a house on you. ❞
  • ❝ The world’s not going to miss a bunch of assholes in Ed Hardy t-shirts. ❞
  • ❝ Bitch! I will eat you. ❞
  • ❝ I’m so sorry. Please don’t send us to jail. ❞
  • ❝ The point is in this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me. ❞
  • ❝ Did we just marry the Devil? Because I’m not down with that. ❞
  • ❝ You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I’d still never give you nothing more then a headache. ❞
  • ❝ You best put that food down in front of me before I frisbee this plate at your head. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, this is the welcoming committee, and you brought baked goods, aren’t you darling? ❞
  • ❝ I mean, why wait for some phony happily ever after when you can have your piece now? I say. ❞
  • ❝ Too late for tears, damage is done. ❞
  • ❝ Tonight I’m going to let the whole world in and get a good look at me. ❞
  • ❝ Look at you, developing a sense of style when no one was paying attention. ❞
  • ❝ If she’s dead, it’s probably ‘cause she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a hand job or something. ❞
  • ❝ These are my last words. I have always loved you. ❞
  • ❝ Her death was the only kindness I ever did for her. ❞
  • ❝ Any last words? ❞
  • ❝ I just want to find a good husband and have three kids. I think I have a good shot. ❞
  • ❝ I am not a human being, but a spirit. A foul demon from hottest Hell. ❞
  • ❝ I know I did anything I could to not feel. Sex, drugs, booze. Just take away the pain. ❞
  • ❝ I would give everything I have or will ever have just to feel pain again. To hurt. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve led a… solitary life. ❞
  • ❝ I’m told it starts as a tingle in the cooch. ❞
  • ❝ Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ❞
  • ❝ Oh..Sweet Jesus ! ❞
  • ❝ I want only one thing: your soul. ❞
  • ❝ Haven’t you heard? I have no soul. I’ll just kill 'em all. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t be a hater, dear. ❞
  • ❝ You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties. ❞
  • ❝ Here’s my other offer. You can all just die. ❞
  • ❝ Feel the fear and the pain, let it all in, and then let it all go. ❞