the host fandom

fandoms doing their thing
  • naruto fandom: yelling about which female character is the worstest
  • bleach fandom: angrily hissing at themselves and each other and being super salty over really little things
  • one piece fandom: sobbing into a pillow about whatever the hell's going on with sanji
  • fairy tail fandom: alternating between which ship they feel like fighting about and getting angry at cleavage
  • attack on titan fandom: explodes once a month in a burst of glory before immediately forgetting it ever existed
  • steven universe fandom: everything is problematic except what i like
  • jojo's bizarre adventure fandom: spent the last 29 years trying to figure out the plot; still hasn't gotten anywhere
  • yuri!!! on ice fandom: so gay very homosexual much wow
  • gravity falls fandom: slowly sinking into an existential crisis (possibly five existential crises)
  • my hero academia fandom: anxiously quadruple-checking saisai-chan's blog to see if there's anything new
  • yu-gi-oh! fandom: probably still confused about pot of greed??? idk lots of memes about hair
  • puella magi madoka magica fandom: crying about gays
  • ouran high chool host club fandom: pressed up against the window like creepers but no one notices
  • fullmetal alchemist fandom: but is it legal in japan????? no??? how about germany????? how about germany in 1912?????
  • pokémon fandom: still trying to catch 'em all
  • danganronpa fandom: all your faves are dead
  • game of thrones fandom: all your faves are dead or suffering
  • lord of the rings fandom: may or may not have ceased to exist altogether
  • doctor who fandom: hiding from the supernatural and sherlock fandoms
  • supernatural fandom: hiding from the sherlock and doctor who fandoms
  • sherlock fandom: hiding from the doctor who and supernatural fandoms
  • superwholock fandoms: sitting in a dark room, rubbing their hands together, and giggling maniacally
  • harry potter fandom: desperately awaiting the sweet release of death (or the next fantastic beasts movie)
  • hayao miyazaki fandom: anime was a mistake
  • voltron fandom: obsessing over keith, lance, klance, pidge's gender identity, shiro's ptsd, and allura's allura
  • rwby fandom: watching the bumbleby and black sun fans viciously circling each other like angry coyotes
  • dragon ball fandom: very tired at this point
  • abridged fandom: y u no update
  • star vs. the forces of evil fandom: the most passive aggressive ship warring i've ever seen tbh
  • avatar fandom: still bitching about zutara and makkora i guess idk
  • buffy the vampire slayer fandom: peering out from behind trees, probably waiting for the sun to sink
  • avengers fandom: either bickering about tony stark, screaming at sharon carter's existence, or dead inside
  • durarara!! fandom: fuck fascinating characters, development, and story; i want unhealthy gays
  • baccano! fandom: softly sobbing in the distance
  • warrior cats fandom: trying to pretend they never existed to begin with
  • rick riordan fandom: has either read every single thing he's ever written or gave up years ago
  • rave master fandom: sniggering as the fairy tail fandom loses its shit again
  • twilight fandom: rewriting the series so it doesn't suck as much and/or making cactus jokes
  • over the garden wall fandom: listening to "into the unknown" and sobbing
  • discworld fandom: secure in their superior sense of humor but sad because a great man has left us
  • a series of unfortunate events fandom: aggressively glowering at anything related to the movie
  • seven deadly sins fandom: confused af right now
  • vamp! fandom: has the best vampires ever created and fucking knows it
  • seraph of the end fandom: thinks they have the best vampires ever created (and are incorrect bc vamp! exists)
  • his dark materials fandom: making dæmons for themselves, their ocs, and literally anybody
  • star trek fandom: speaking in kling-on or whatever
  • star wars fandom: kylo ren discourse
  • miraculous ladybug fandom: arguing over which of four ships is the best even though they're all the same two people
  • thomas sanders fandom: deeply in love with thomas sanders bc it's really hard not to be

Everyone’s reaction when a good fanfiction gets updated

anime summaries

haikyuu!!: thighs, thighs, thighs

attack on titan: half jokes, horses, eyebrows, cleaning supplies, cRying

fullmetal alchemist: mY FUCKING LEG ANDD MY ARM AND MY WHOLE BROTHER IS GONE

tokyo ghoul: cinnamon roll sinnamon roll what’s the difference lolple ase help

the devil is a part timer!: satan makes good burgers ???

black butler: im one hELL of a butler (;

durarara: IZZZZAAAAYAAAAAA

free: strip strip fall in love

ouran high school host club: fuck u im fabulous

deathnote: give me the fucking strawberry cake

parasyte: for fucks sake when i need you the most you fall asleep fuck you fucking hand and oH SHIT A PARASYTE FUFUCKFUCKFUCKCUFKCK

noragami: fuck you i will get a temple bitch

hetalia: everyone is so gay holy shit

fairy tail: friendship power bitch *building collapses*

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Host, Anti, and “Houseplier” (a little joke that cropped up in @darkiplier-support-group discord server that I just had to run with. I headcanon that he’s an evil sentient house). I haven’t had this much fun in a long time, I love the discord server, and my only regret is not checking it out sooner. I feel like I made a lot of new friends there :3

Fandom Cinnamon Rolls
  • Steven Universe: PROTECT STEVEN
  • Gravity Falls: PROTECT DIPPER
  • Over the Garden Wall: PROTECT GREG
  • Adventure Time: PROTECT MARCELINE
  • Rick and Morty: PROTECT MORTY
  • Assassination Classroom: PROTECT NAGISA
  • My Hero Academia: PROTECT MIDORIYA
  • Kekkai Sensen: PROTECT MARY
  • One Punch Man: PROTECT GENOS
  • Ouran High School Host Club: PROTECT HARUHI
  • Bungou Stray Dogs: PROTECT ATSUSHI
  • Undertale: PROTECT EVERY SPECIES EXCEPT THE FLOWER
PM me if you like:

- Hetalia
- Death Note
- Attack on Titan
- Gravity Falls
- Star VS the Forces of Evil
- Heathers
- Dear Evan Hansen
- Be More Chill
- Steven Universe
- Supernatural
- Sherlock
- Doctor Who
- Merlin BBC
- Dan and Phil
- Yuri on Ice
- Free!
- Ouran High School Host Club
- Hamilton
- Les Miserables
- Love Stage!
- Percy Jackson
- Harry Potter
- Divergent
- Hunger Games
- Lunar Chronicles
- Fallout (Though I’ve only played the first game)
- Mystic Messenger
- Probably a bunch more things that I’ll add later

  • Me: i need to cry non-stop for a while over ships, and dead characters.
  • Rational Part of my Brain: Are you sure that's socially acceptable at this hour?
  • Me: ...
  • Me: Fuck it, it's 1 o'clock in the morning somewhere.
Wilford vs Darkiplier?

So looking through all the discussions on “Markiplier TV”, I have seen quite a few people talking about how Dark “respects” Wilford. Which yes, he does say that.

But.

What was one of the main characteristics of Dark that Mark talked about?

That he is manipulative.

He even goes as far as to call Wilford a nickname, “Will”. In an almost sickenly sweet way. As much as I would like to believe that he called him that because deep down they really are friends, I can’t deny the thought that would just /sell/ his whole team player act. From watching “A Date with Markiplier” it is also heavily implied that Dark can and does get jealous from time to time. In the older videos he did make some appearances, but only short ones, whereas Wilford got some videos all to himself. Maybe he still holds a grudge?

Yes, Dark did get to have long appearances in “A Date with Markiplier”. But Wilford was still there. Also Mark. He wants his /own/ spotlight.

After all he wasn’t in any of the segments from the show either. Another reason why he rejected Wilfords idea perhaps?

Although I, in no way say that, Wilford is unaware of this. Dark and Will have been around for about the same time as eachother. He /knows/ him. And maybe he has a plan of his own for when Dark reveals his true intentions?

(Please be easy on me this is my first time posting any sort of theory 😂)