the host fandom

fandoms doing their thing
  • naruto fandom: yelling about which female character is the worstest
  • bleach fandom: angrily hissing at themselves and each other and being super salty over really little things
  • one piece fandom: sobbing into a pillow about whatever the hell's going on with sanji
  • fairy tail fandom: alternating between which ship they feel like fighting about and getting angry at cleavage
  • attack on titan fandom: explodes once a month in a burst of glory before immediately forgetting it ever existed
  • steven universe fandom: everything is problematic except what i like
  • jojo's bizarre adventure fandom: spent the last 29 years trying to figure out the plot; still hasn't gotten anywhere
  • yuri!!! on ice fandom: so gay very homosexual much wow
  • gravity falls fandom: slowly sinking into an existential crisis (possibly five existential crises)
  • my hero academia fandom: anxiously quadruple-checking saisai-chan's blog to see if there's anything new
  • yu-gi-oh! fandom: probably still confused about pot of greed??? idk lots of memes about hair
  • puella magi madoka magica fandom: crying about gays
  • ouran high chool host club fandom: pressed up against the window like creepers but no one notices
  • fullmetal alchemist fandom: but is it legal in japan????? no??? how about germany????? how about germany in 1912?????
  • pokémon fandom: still trying to catch 'em all
  • danganronpa fandom: all your faves are dead
  • game of thrones fandom: all your faves are dead or suffering
  • lord of the rings fandom: may or may not have ceased to exist altogether
  • doctor who fandom: hiding from the supernatural and sherlock fandoms
  • supernatural fandom: hiding from the sherlock and doctor who fandoms
  • sherlock fandom: hiding from the doctor who and supernatural fandoms
  • superwholock fandoms: sitting in a dark room, rubbing their hands together, and giggling maniacally
  • harry potter fandom: desperately awaiting the sweet release of death (or the next fantastic beasts movie)
  • hayao miyazaki fandom: anime was a mistake
  • voltron fandom: obsessing over keith, lance, klance, pidge's gender identity, shiro's ptsd, and allura's allura
  • rwby fandom: watching the bumbleby and black sun fans viciously circling each other like angry coyotes
  • dragon ball fandom: very tired at this point
  • abridged fandom: y u no update
  • star vs. the forces of evil fandom: the most passive aggressive ship warring i've ever seen tbh
  • avatar fandom: still bitching about zutara and makkora i guess idk
  • buffy the vampire slayer fandom: peering out from behind trees, probably waiting for the sun to sink
  • avengers fandom: either bickering about tony stark, screaming at sharon carter's existence, or dead inside
  • durarara!! fandom: fuck fascinating characters, development, and story; i want unhealthy gays
  • baccano! fandom: softly sobbing in the distance
  • warrior cats fandom: trying to pretend they never existed to begin with
  • rick riordan fandom: has either read every single thing he's ever written or gave up years ago
  • rave master fandom: sniggering as the fairy tail fandom loses its shit again
  • twilight fandom: rewriting the series so it doesn't suck as much and/or making cactus jokes
  • over the garden wall fandom: listening to "into the unknown" and sobbing
  • discworld fandom: secure in their superior sense of humor but sad because a great man has left us
  • a series of unfortunate events fandom: aggressively glowering at anything related to the movie
  • seven deadly sins fandom: confused af right now
  • vamp! fandom: has the best vampires ever created and fucking knows it
  • seraph of the end fandom: thinks they have the best vampires ever created (and are incorrect bc vamp! exists)
  • his dark materials fandom: making dæmons for themselves, their ocs, and literally anybody
  • star trek fandom: speaking in kling-on or whatever
  • star wars fandom: kylo ren discourse
  • miraculous ladybug fandom: arguing over which of four ships is the best even though they're all the same two people
  • thomas sanders fandom: deeply in love with thomas sanders bc it's really hard not to be

Everyone’s reaction when a good fanfiction gets updated

Ego Birthdays

Thought I’d share this since I will be drawing/possibly writing something for everyone’s birthday.
You can also see how old the egos are in comparison to others since I arranged them in age order.

Markisonas

  • Dark- June 19, 2012
  • Will- Nov 9, 2012
  • King- Jan 23, 2013
  • Author/Host- Feb 6, 2013
  • Dr Iplier- Oct 27, 2013
  • Silver- Jun 3, 2014
  • Google- Oct 31, 2014
  • Bim-  Dec 10, 2014 (2 days after my birthday)
  • Ed- Mar 24, 2015
  • Yandere- Nov 13, 2016
  • Bop and the Jims- May 5, 2017
  • Bing, Oliver, Plus and Chrome- May 20, 2017

Septicegos

  • Jackieboy Man- Jul 10, 2016
  • Marvin the Magician/Jack the Magnificent- Aug 11, 2016
  • Schneeplestein- Sep 15, 2016
  • Anti- Oct 10, 2016
  • Chase- Apr 11, 2017
  • Robbie the Zombie- Aug 15, 2017
What I think might have happened...

Dark: “Hello, Mark. It’s been awhile. I’ve been looking forward to this.”

Mark: “*gulp* Uh, hi Dark. What do you mean by ‘this’?”

Dark: “I know how much you love games. And there’s one game your fans know you best for playing, one that has numerous sequels and its own fans creating games inspired by it… What was it called again?”

Mark: “Uh… Five Nights At Freddy’s?”

Dark: “Yes. That one.” 

[Dark touches an earpiece tucked underneath his hair, to speak to someone offscreen.]

Dark: “My friend, are we ready to begin?”

The Host: “The Host assures Darkiplier that the Googles are ready for their part in this evening’s entertainment.”

Dark: “Excellent. Inform the Googles they are to activate their secondary objective.”

The Host: “The Host will do so in five minutes.”

Dark: “You have five minutes before they come for you, Mark.”

Mark: “What?! How?! What the hell do I do?!?”

Dark: “You know how this game goes. You have this one room, and all the security footage available to you… and no weapons. All you have to do is survive until six A.M. Good luck.” 

[Dark gives a low, malevolent chuckle and leaves.]

Mark: “Oh. Crap.

anime summaries

haikyuu!!: thighs, thighs, thighs

attack on titan: half jokes, horses, eyebrows, cleaning supplies, cRying

fullmetal alchemist: mY FUCKING LEG ANDD MY ARM AND MY WHOLE BROTHER IS GONE

tokyo ghoul: cinnamon roll sinnamon roll what’s the difference lolple ase help

the devil is a part timer!: satan makes good burgers ???

black butler: im one hELL of a butler (;

durarara: IZZZZAAAAYAAAAAA

free: strip strip fall in love

ouran high school host club: fuck u im fabulous

deathnote: give me the fucking strawberry cake

parasyte: for fucks sake when i need you the most you fall asleep fuck you fucking hand and oH SHIT A PARASYTE FUFUCKFUCKFUCKCUFKCK

noragami: fuck you i will get a temple bitch

hetalia: everyone is so gay holy shit

fairy tail: friendship power bitch *building collapses*

Guys please send some stuff in. I need to practice bad.
Ability Headcanons

I thought it would be good to share what powers I think the egos have

Dark- Manipulation 

  • He can manipulate people and reality, bending things to suit himself 
  • His voice is almost like a siren, luring people in until it’s too late 
  • His sweet compliments and encouraging speeches are like drugs that can destroy someone’s sanity
  • His grey aura, the reason that colour drains from any room he’s in, can physically wrap around someone, forcing them under his control

Will and Bim- Reality Bender

  • They doesn’t just twist the environment, they change it completely, like the ‘special effect’ of Hire My Ass
  • They can manifest items out of thin air 
  • Will has his own void which he can shape into anything he desires, although it’s usually a sickly, spinning, disorientating open space that only he enjoys
  • Will can change timelines, causing events to be rewritten or even disguising a murder spree as a sketch for a video (*cough* The Warfstahce/Ned Affair *cough*)
  • Bim struggles to control his power and usually shows his abilities accidentally when he’s very emotional
  • Bim’s only success has been turning the roof into his personal garden with a separate atmosphere to aid the plants’ survival

Googles and Bing- Hackers

  • they have access to everything on the internet, so their knowledge is infinite
  • they can hack into or possess any piece of technology within range, or access any device connected to the Egos Inc WiFi
  • they cannot be hacked themselves unless they show some sort of weakness

Dr Iplier and The Jims- Foreshadowing

  • they can usually sense bad events and sometimes even see it in the form of visions 
  • Dr Iplier can see a death clock of how long someone has left, usually only if the person is either dying or an incident is quickly approaching that could end their life, like a car crash
  • The Jims experience visions in first person view, witnessing newsworthy tragedies or natural disasters that they would later have to report about

The Host- Narrating

  • he can ‘see’ with the power of his words, giving him near perfect vision in areas he’s comfortable with and a basic outline of the room in areas he isn’t
  • the narrations, if enough power if put into them, can be manipulative and control people or events, just the same as The Author
  • he sometimes has brief visions, maximum of half an hour ahead of time, allowing him to narrate and predict actions in the immediate future

King- Animal Acceptance

  • regardless of the animal, he is always accepted and trusted
  • he can talk to some animals, especially his squirrels, and always knows what they want
  • no one other than King considers this an ability, but to King, it means the world to him to be able to understand his squirrels

Silver, Ed, Bop and Yandere- No Abilities

  • all of the Markisonas have some sort of power, but a few haven’t yet discovered it
  • Ed would rather stay as he is since he doesn’t want any sort of strange ability to effect his perfect life, although some would say his ability lies with manipulation since he can sell almost anything (except his own son apparently) but Ed insists it’s just good sales tactics
  • Silver and Bop hope they’ll someday wake up and find out they can do something cool, Silver mainly because he wants so be a ‘proper hero’
  • Yandere believes he doesn’t need any abilities to be a psychopath, so he’s happy as he is, but most would argue that his killer spark is his ability since he can kill quickly, effectively and without being caught
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Just thought I’d share some of the phone wallpapers I’ve been making lately because why not?

It started because I wanted a new background, but every so often I just mess around and make a new one

They’re free to use if anyone likes them