the horror

Morning Warmups - The Decraniated

“Just you wait! After the doctor fixes me up I’ll be able to get a real job and be able to buy nice clothes.”

4

“I’m looking for Mme De L’Oradore? Is she at home?”

“Not right now.”

A bedtime story to cause nightmares

*Reads a fic where the author casually lets drop that Sherlock is bi*

Me: NO


*Reads a fic where Sherlock has ever had feelings for Irene Adler*

Me: NO


*Reads a fic where John never does quite come to terms with his bisexuality despite being with Sherlock*

Me: NO

*Reads a fic with any mention of Sherlock or John having a terminal illness*

Me: NO


*Any positive mention of Mary, ever, especially from Sherlock*

Me: NO. WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT NO. NO NO NO, NO NO NONONONO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000000000000ooooooooo…….(the horror)

The End