the horror


“I’m looking for Mme De L’Oradore? Is she at home?”

“Not right now.”

Morning Warmups - The Decraniated

“Just you wait! After the doctor fixes me up I’ll be able to get a real job and be able to buy nice clothes.”

pumpkin-tea-party  asked:

Reasons why Corrin probably shouldn't let Jakob become a ninja...

She’d never get any time by herself!! Poor Corrin!! I mean Jakob is kind of a stalker as it is and imagine giving him the power to stalk his liege in the shadows… Just no. Corrin would have a nervous breakdown lol!! ^o^