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Men Quake In Peril As Hasbro Debuts All-Female Transformers Team

“Obviously, these six new character completely invalidate the overwhelmingly male cast of the 30+ year franchise. It is likewise obvious that Hasbro has included these female characters not as a gesture towards actual gender equality on toy shelves, but to satiate the shrieking, histrionic Social Justice Warriors of the world, whose horrifying mandate to erase all masculinity from modern society most certainly includes the task of giving certain fictional robots somewhat larger chest pieces, which can possibly be interpreted as breasts.”

 YOU CAN’T TALK TO YOUR ELDERS, LET ALONE TENZIN, LIKE THAT. HOLY SHIT. I’M SCREAMING. IF YOU HAVE AFRICAN OR ASIAN PARENTS YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO BECAUSE I CHOKED. MY PARENTS WOULD WATERSMACK THE LIFE OUT OF ME, BRING ME BACK, AND THEN WATERSMACK ME AGAIN. OH MY GAWD KORRA STOP.