the holy thief

iconic things from the lightning thief musical:

• “the gods are real and they have kids, and those kids have issues”

• the fact that the first thing percy says is “look, i didn’t want to be a half-blood”

• “he met a fury” “YOU’RE A FURRY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS??”

• "is there a fury after percy right now?” “a fury? oh no, IT’S A MINOTAUR” “WHAT’S A MINITAUR?” “IT’S HALF BULL” “like you?” “nO I’M HALF GOAT”

• the fact that chiron is a normal human, with a horse tail

• "oh great she’s crying”

• "WHATEVER!!”

• "i’m half god?“ "yea and i half care”

• "but he loves me!” “he loves you NOT”

• "PERCY JACKSON THE SUPREME LORD OF THE BATHROOM”

• the whole campfire song honestly

• the plastic squirrel in ‘lost’

• grover playing with his uncle ferdinand’s tail

• [high pitched voice] you deserve to be immortalised in stone [deep manly voice] FOREVER [giggle]

• "interesting choice to have him screaming”

• "excuse me miss? how long have you been at this hotel?” “well my brother and i arrived here just yesterday, may 1st! 1939!” “WE CAN SLEEP ON THE ROAD”

• "oh look! a bus to los angeles!” “are you sure that’s a good idea?” “this one we just won’t blow up”

• "DO I LOOK LIKE A CENTAUR TO YOU? it’s charon! with an a”

• charon pushing percy down on his face really hard and grover and annabeth just fanning his face

• GROVER ASKING CHARON IF SHE HAS ANY JOSH GROBAN SONGS

• "tartarus? like the fish sauce?”

• after they defeat ares, poseidon just makes THE BEST FUCKING ENTRANCE IN THEATRE HISTORY

• in a hawaiian shirt, on a staircase with wheels carried by human dolphins being like "he’s the true son of the sea”

• "i got your gift” “and i got yours. medusa’s head, really?”

• "i’ll have all the squirrels in the east searching for him”

• THE WHOLE ACTUAL MUSICAL!! HONESTLY THIS IS THE MOST ICONIC MUSICAL EVER WRITTEN

stop giving len’s pinky ring to random characters who aren’t mick or himself

Okay so I know everyone loves the OT3 Rundown Job for reasons including competence porn and ot3 feels, but I just discovered a new reason to love this ep.

Parker just goes and puts her hand on Eliot’s abs.

PARKER JUST GOES AND PUTS HER HAND ON ELIOT’S ABS.

PARKER JUST GOES AND PUTS HER HANDS ON ELIOT’S ABS.

Get any more canon, ot3. I dare you.

imagine you are in a relationship with Rafe since 6 years . He organize a party for your birthday with more than 100 guests. Then he holds a speech for you and tells everyone how much he loves you and that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you . At the next moment he goes on his knees and take out a small box and he asks in front of all the people : “Will you marry me “open the box and show the most expensive and huge ring you ever seen in your life. Holy shit..

Originally posted by madrafeadler

“And every human heart that breaks,
In prison-cell or yard,
Is as that broken box that gave
Its treasure to the Lord,
And filled the unclean leper’s house
With the scent of costliest nard.

Ah! happy they whose hearts can break
And peace of pardon win!
How else may man make straight his plan
And cleanse his soul from Sin?
How else but through a broken heart
May Lord Christ enter in?

And he of the swollen purple throat,
And the stark and staring eyes,
Waits for the holy hands that took
The Thief to Paradise;
And a broken and a contrite heart
The Lord will not despise.”
- Oscar Wilde, The Ballad Of Reading Gaol

anonymous asked:

what are your top 5 favorite books?

the book thief!! holy moly. the things they carried, the girl with the pearl earring, he night circus, and i rlly lov pride and prejudice so far (im a lil over halfway thru)