the holy sword excalibur

meatballmeatballspaghetti  asked:

Is Ex ok with being called "doof noodle"?

“So yeah I’m okay with it. It’s nothing but a pet name Juniper gave me, and then Cadmium shortly after. To me it’s my name just as much as Excalibur Arthur Penndragon is my name.”


“Day for Fools!”

It ain’t April FOOLS without HIM showing up at least one! A crossover that needed to be done…and just in time for today! I was going to turn this into an animated comic panel butttttttt….then I decided it’d be more fun to just let you miraculous folk make up your own crazy stories based on this squigglustration.

In honor of this April Fools, instead of pranking, let’s play a game!
Miraculers, CAPTION THIS squiggle art!

We’ve been blessed with an unexpected cameo from everyone’s favourite sassy holy sword: Excalibur from hit anime series: Soul Eater who has strangely, now been kwami-fied, However, it doesn’t seem like the K-SQUAD are too pleased with greeting this now pit-sized stranger. Hmmm I wonder why.

Let me hear what you think is happening here. It’ll be funny to hear you interpretations. In the meantime, I hope everyone enjoys this new K-SQUAD squiggle art. It’s been a while since I’ve drawn the kwamis. Now I’m another squigglustration closer to completing the first session in my Miraculous K-SQUAD series. Still many more to come so always, stayyy tune for more star kids and I shall see you in the next squiggle!  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

♥ More Miraculous Art by Squiggles

~LittleMissSquiggles (2017)

[#Translation of the Day] Wednesday October 4, 2017 (Heisei 29)

小林さんちのメイドラゴン (Kobayashi-san chi no Meidoragon)
Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid
Volume 1 (一巻, ikkan)
Page 5-10

Dragons…known as the most powerful animals that can breath fire, fly, and sometimes use magic

SFX: gacha (door opens)
Kobayashi: ah

K: I’m done with work
Tohru: Then shall we go home?

K: Didn’t I tell you to stop waiting for me in that form?
T: ? Isn’t it cute though?
K: Just how is it cute…
SFX: bassa bassa (flapping)

Chapter 1: Tohru and Kobayashi-san

SFX: suto (getting off)

SFX: pou (activating magic)

SFX: shuuuuuuu..pon! (transform)

T: Kobayashi-san, what would you like for dinner?

K: My back hurts…

K: Your back is really hard
T: Well, holy swords can’t even pierce it

K: My back isn’t Excalibur. From now on, I’m taking the train to work.
T: eh!?

T: I object to something as slow as the train!! (I’m way faster than a salamander!!)
K: You’re too fast. Every time I feel like I’ll be thrown off.

T: But I can blow fire. Can the train do that? (I win!!)
K: Trains don’t need to do that…

T: But dragon riders are cool!!
K: I’m not changing jobs. I’m a low level system engineer.

T: I guess you don’t need me then…
K: Hey, other than commuting…

K: I’ll ride you sometimes
T: Really??

K: So what’s for dinner tonight?
T: Yes, well…

K: ummm…
T: It’s my grilled tail

K: No way
T: huh?
K: Nope
T: eh?

T: It goes well with rice!
K: It makes no physiological and logical sense!

T: Well, aren’t you a picky eater? (haha)
K: That’s prejudice!

T: All right, fine!
SFX: bariboribari (crunching)
K: (Thinking) I wonder if it grows back…

T: Being picky isn’t good, you know
SFX: zurun (tail grows back)
K: (Thinking) It grew back!!

T: It took a long time to take out the poison too!
K: It has poison!?

T: You don’t like hijiki and eggplant too, right?
K: You probably have dislikes too, right?

T: …I hate eggs without yolks. My friend Herensuge was beaten to death by one.
K: That’s kind of surreal

K: Then conversely, what do you like?
T: Ah, I can’t say that

T: I have many acquaintances who were killed by the things they like. Such as alcohol, women, jewels and the like
8-headed dragon: Women x8, sake x8
K: (Thinking) No different from humans

Tagatha Ship Week: Day 1- Beginning

Agatha clasped her hands in her lap and glanced sideways at Guinevere, who was smiling, but she looked tense. Agatha could understand why. Right now, all eyes were on her, the lost Queen, returned with her knight, seven years after she’d fled. There was nothing to distract or stop the nobles and envoys present, so, right now, there was a good hundred eyes on her, and whispers soared around the high-ceilinged chapel.

Agatha caught the older woman’s eye and smiled reassuringly. Guinevere returned it, but she still looked nervous.

Then some kind of priest, likely the Archbishop, stood at the front by the altar, cleared his throat.

“Please stand.”

The assembled rose to their feet in a wave. Agatha swallowed hard, feeling nerves building in her chest, despite the fact she was safe in the pews and, really, the only person who should be nervous was entering now.

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One of my newest hobbies is collecting replica swords from my favorite anime/video games. As part of the SAO fandom, of course, I couldn’t neglect the swords from the show. From top to bottom: Lambent Light, Elucidator, and Dark Repulser. All are made of carbon steel. Unsharpened edges, but very sharp tips.

Other swords from the series I’d love to own because I like the designs: Eugeo’s Blue Rose Sword, General Eugene’s Demonic Sword Gram, Guilty Thorn (made by Grimlock), Holy Sword Excalibur. Also, Kirito, Asuna, and Yuuki’s (Zekken) swords from ALO, which don’t have specific names.

Soul Eater AU where everything is the same but Excalibur is voiced by Cr1tical

“What’s up everybody this is the Holy Fucking Sword Excalibur and today I’ll be turning this shitty meister into a titty meister, let’s do this shit”

“By the mighty shit of Lord Death”

“Does this sword form make my titties look good”

“I’m not afraid of you, Kishin. I once answered a telemarketer’s phone call and politely told them I wasn’t interested in their product. Good luck intimidating me.”

“My mastery of the hokey pokey cannot even compete with that type of choreography.”

“That’s it, remember to rate the weapon, comment on the weapon, and subscribe if you wanna see more weapons like it. Later.”

hollowmuseagency replied to your post“Pardon me,” Bedivere said, his eyes fixed upon…

“But how can that be? Only one person ought be able to wield that light…” Bedivere trailed off. Yes. For he remembered that day all too well. The bloodstained hill of corpses. His king, in his dying moments, commanding him to throw the sword into the lake. And his greatest sin: failing to follow King Arthur’s command a third time. And while Excalibur was returned to the Lion-King during the Singularity, the fact remained that only King Arthur ever held that sword.

“I suppose you can say I am the original bearer of Excalibur.” Vivian said softly, holding the holy sword close to her. “I am the one who created the blade. I was the one to imbue it with its divine magic. I am the forger, and now I am the wielder.”

“… though to be honest, it looked better with Arthur.”

If you look closely to some of the Fairy Tail scenes, then you can find some Soul Eater. There is a theory going on that Hiro Mashima is a fan the series. In one scene, you can find the Eyes of Asura on a tower. There is also the quest for the holy sword Excalibur. Then there’s Grey wearing a bag and belt with my name on them. Keep looking and I bet you’ll find more!

In terms of relationship milestones and symbolic gestures Captain Swan has set the bar really high:

Wanna move in together?

Sure! To signify that step in our relationship lets magically ignite an ancient spark from mankind’s first fire!

I’m committed to you, and have decided that I can’t lose you right now.

So I’m going to inscribe our names together on the current form of the HOLY GRAIL….the most famous sword in existence…. EXCALIBUR

I really wanted a future with you and to take the next step, but you died.

Engagement party in the Underworld! Probably.