the holy office

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folkin’ around // panic! at the disco

“The Cult Movie ABC”

BTS Office AU

Imagine all of them working in the same department of some big company????

  • tae and jimin have adjacent cubicles and they constantly annoy everyone else by throwing random notes to each other over their cubicles insTEAD OF TALKING LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.
  • jin is that one coworker who always eats at their cubicle. he’s like the Charles Boyle of the group who always brings interesting smelling food for his lunch which all the others laugh at, but he’s also the oldest and the one everyone goes to for advice and know-hows of the company
  • yoongi & namjoon are actually trying to work but they always get roped into maknae line’s shenanigans. 
  • maknae line forever pranking their hyung hobi by putting his stapler in jello. again.
  • jungkook is the company’s newest hire and he pours himself into the work to fit in, to prove that he deserves a place at the company despite his young age
  • jimin and taehyung takes to jungkook immediately. they know he’s super hardworking and he doesn’t feel like he fits in, so they try their utmost to loosen up the poor kid
  • NAMJOON AS DEPARTMENT HEAD. at first jungkook is super intimidated by him because namjoon is supposedly this scary dude but once they meet jungkook realizes he’s not all that bad.
  • sunshine line spreading joy and cheer throughout the office especially on monday mornings when everyone’s in a sleepy slump and whenever namjoon comes out of an especially stressful meeting with other department heads
  • jin bringing baked goods to the office every once in awhile just because he feels like it. he always brings them in these fancy baskets which he takes time to decorate 
  • during departmentally mandated office parties, jimin, taehyung, and hobi all get spectacularly drunk while suga and namjoon look on with faint amusement like “ahh…these kids.” jin goes crazy trying to keep jimin from throwing punches to the wall. taehyung sings to himself in a corner while jungkook is trying really hard not to get drunk in front of his coworkers
Broken Inside| Darkiplier x Reader

So @narutofoxlover wanted to see a story where Dark has a breakdown after remembering the events of You-Know-What…and the Reader walks in to see this happening and comforts him about it.

Hope ya’ll like and prepare for a boatload of feels :’D (also if there’s any mistakes lemme know)

@jim-and-jims-protection-blog and @mayor-damien-protection-squad since you said you wanted to see something like this..I figured I’d tag ya, too ^^

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Bake’n Bits

A little Cop!Jack/Baker!Bitty Check Please AU!

Also on AO3


“Wow Bits, I’m shocked and astounded to find you here, mooning over hot cop. Again.” Lardo slapped a covered takeout mug of cappuccino and a white paper sack on the counter. “You’re welcome.

Bitty frowned at the bag. “What’s this?”

Lardo pushed him toward the door. “A date.”

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anonymous asked:

A customer today literally payed for a $1.20 purchase with $100.20. Holy shit.

*calls cash office* Yea I’m going to need $99 in pennies please.

-Rodney

Something strange is happening – there is a great silence today, a great silence and stillness.  The whole earth sleeps because the King is asleep.  The earth trembled and is still because God has fallen asleep in the flesh and he has raised up all who have slept ever since the world began.  God has died in the flesh and hell trembles in fear.
—  From an ancient homily on Holy Saturday and from the Office of Readings for Holy Saturday.