the holy office



Grace, Mamrie and Hannah get an office makeover 

Something strange is happening – there is a great silence today, a great silence and stillness.  The whole earth sleeps because the King is asleep.  The earth trembled and is still because God has fallen asleep in the flesh and he has raised up all who have slept ever since the world began.  God has died in the flesh and hell trembles in fear.
—  From an ancient homily on Holy Saturday and from the Office of Readings for Holy Saturday.

anonymous asked:

Why do you assume that all heterosexual females wanna use gay men as "accessories"? Hunny I have a good credit score and a mall 8 minutes from me. If I want an "accessory", I'll save myself the time and stop by there, get me something that isn't gonna talk back. Of course gay people are oppressed, and I 100% support y'all, but trust me, straight girls should not be your biggest concern when Mike Pence is in office.


BTS Office AU

Imagine all of them working in the same department of some big company????

  • tae and jimin have adjacent cubicles and they constantly annoy everyone else by throwing random notes to each other over their cubicles insTEAD OF TALKING LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.
  • jin is that one coworker who always eats at their cubicle. he’s like the Charles Boyle of the group who always brings interesting smelling food for his lunch which all the others laugh at, but he’s also the oldest and the one everyone goes to for advice and know-hows of the company
  • yoongi & namjoon are actually trying to work but they always get roped into maknae line’s shenanigans. 
  • maknae line forever pranking their hyung hobi by putting his stapler in jello. again.
  • jungkook is the company’s newest hire and he pours himself into the work to fit in, to prove that he deserves a place at the company despite his young age
  • jimin and taehyung takes to jungkook immediately. they know he’s super hardworking and he doesn’t feel like he fits in, so they try their utmost to loosen up the poor kid
  • NAMJOON AS DEPARTMENT HEAD. at first jungkook is super intimidated by him because namjoon is supposedly this scary dude but once they meet jungkook realizes he’s not all that bad.
  • sunshine line spreading joy and cheer throughout the office especially on monday mornings when everyone’s in a sleepy slump and whenever namjoon comes out of an especially stressful meeting with other department heads
  • jin bringing baked goods to the office every once in awhile just because he feels like it. he always brings them in these fancy baskets which he takes time to decorate 
  • during departmentally mandated office parties, jimin, taehyung, and hobi all get spectacularly drunk while suga and namjoon look on with faint amusement like “ahh…these kids.” jin goes crazy trying to keep jimin from throwing punches to the wall. taehyung sings to himself in a corner while jungkook is trying really hard not to get drunk in front of his coworkers

tactical-shrubbery  asked:

How much 'field work' have you done? Have you ever been out on a mission?

I’ve only been out a few times when I first joined. But everyone realized pretty quickly that there’s a physical prerequisite when it comes to field work.

I didn’t meet that prerequisite.

stuck between being disgusted by and desperately wanting to be accepted by white gay DC

though it always helps when anyone else criticizes pride bc it makes them so angry they air their shitty politics out for the whole world to see. and reminds me that I’m not and don’t want to be a part of it