the holy office

BTS Office AU

Imagine all of them working in the same department of some big company????

  • tae and jimin have adjacent cubicles and they constantly annoy everyone else by throwing random notes to each other over their cubicles insTEAD OF TALKING LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.
  • jin is that one coworker who always eats at their cubicle. he’s like the Charles Boyle of the group who always brings interesting smelling food for his lunch which all the others laugh at, but he’s also the oldest and the one everyone goes to for advice and know-hows of the company
  • yoongi & namjoon are actually trying to work but they always get roped into maknae line’s shenanigans. 
  • maknae line forever pranking their hyung hobi by putting his stapler in jello. again.
  • jungkook is the company’s newest hire and he pours himself into the work to fit in, to prove that he deserves a place at the company despite his young age
  • jimin and taehyung takes to jungkook immediately. they know he’s super hardworking and he doesn’t feel like he fits in, so they try their utmost to loosen up the poor kid
  • NAMJOON AS DEPARTMENT HEAD. at first jungkook is super intimidated by him because namjoon is supposedly this scary dude but once they meet jungkook realizes he’s not all that bad.
  • sunshine line spreading joy and cheer throughout the office especially on monday mornings when everyone’s in a sleepy slump and whenever namjoon comes out of an especially stressful meeting with other department heads
  • jin bringing baked goods to the office every once in awhile just because he feels like it. he always brings them in these fancy baskets which he takes time to decorate 
  • during departmentally mandated office parties, jimin, taehyung, and hobi all get spectacularly drunk while suga and namjoon look on with faint amusement like “ahh…these kids.” jin goes crazy trying to keep jimin from throwing punches to the wall. taehyung sings to himself in a corner while jungkook is trying really hard not to get drunk in front of his coworkers

anonymous asked:

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HOLY FUCK

Guys, I had my first day at my internship this semester at the parole office…holy shit…I don’t know how I landed this internship but I am so, so incredibly grateful.

I didn’t realize how hands-on and intense it was going to be, as in, sitting in on one-on-one meetings with convicted sex offenders, being able to observe group counseling sessions with them, and more. I am so, so…taken aback at everything I’ve experienced in one day but I am really excited to have this opportunity and work with such an incredible team in the criminal justice field. Wow.

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when you get blown up by your own TIE fighter and you’re still salty about it

it’s been forever since i’ve drawn these two holy shit

based on @petty-officer-thanisson‘s amazing text post

“Lord, have mercy upon us.

Christ, have mercy upon us.

Lord have mercy upon us.

Christ, hear us.

Christ, graciously hear us.

God, the heavenly Father, whose providence governeth all things,
have mercy upon us.

God the Son, Wisdom from on high, mightily and sweetly ordering all our days,*
have mercy upon us.

God the Holy Ghost, father of the Poor and source of all our store,
have mercy upon us.

Holy Trinity, one God, unchanging in thy providence,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, creating and ruling all,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, who alone dost great wonders,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, supremely good and immeasurable,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, in which we live, and move, and have our being,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, our only hope and salvation,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, wellspring of all good things,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, with whom no word shall be impossible,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, our expectation and our glory,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, consolation of the poor,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, strength of the frail,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, our refuge,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, our storehouse,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, our life and our shelter,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, supplying to the utmost and giving boundless solace,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, mother of orphans,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, giving sustenance to the indigent,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, rudder of seafarers,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, impenetrable shield,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, artery of life,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, bread of the famished,
have mercy upon us.

Divine Providence, consolation in our exile,
have mercy upon us.

V. Cast the burden of thy cares upon the Lord, and he will sustain thee.
R. And from all thy troubles he will set thee free.

V. As a father hath compassion on his children, so hath the Lord compassion on them that fear him.
R. For he knoweth our frame; he remembereth that we are dust.

V. Remember thou our congregation.
R. Which thou hast possessed from the beginning.

Let us pray:

O God, the protector of all that trust in thee, show thyself favourable to our prayers, and because through the weakness of our mortal nature we can do no good thing without thee, grant us the help of thy Providence, that thou being our ruler and guide, we may so pass through things temporal, that we finally lose not the things eternal. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.”

*alternately, following the original: Shepherd of thy sheep.
** alternately, following the original: Holy Ghost.

~Office of Litanies of Divine Providence, published for the Benedictines of Perpetual Adoration at Arras, France in 1883.

(Art via Pinterest)

Yes, Sir, I am calling in sick
because my people are
dying on their knees
with their hands in the air,
praying to a god
who prefers white skin;
-
and the last time
we went to church,
we found our pastor’s blood
in the communion wine
but unlike God
he did not turn into bread;
-
and the last time
we dipped our hands in holy water,
an officer shoved us in
and choked us under
until the water turned black;
-
and the last time
we tried to breathe,
an arm clamped around our neck
and forced us to the ground
so we could hear our lungs explode
in our collapsing chest;
-
and the last time
we tried to stand up straight,
our spine snapped in two,
and when we tried to run,
our back ate four bullets,
our heart ate one,
and when we asked to be buried
in that same little town,
a pale-skinned terrorist
carried out the will of God;
-
and maybe, maybe I could
make it to work,
but I’m afraid to leave my house
because corpses hang from every tree:
corpses from a hundred years ago,
corpses from a hundred years from now,
corpses from this morning,
stripped of their names,
swinging in a stale white wind;
-
and you expect me to act normal,
to smile wide
and assure you that my people
are just exaggerating
about our own bullet wounds,
but even Uncle Tom
died at his master’s feet;
-
so, Sir, I am incredibly sorry
to inconvenience you,
but my people are dead
and my heart is sick,
and I’ll need a lifetime
just to cut down these trees.
—  When Life Cannot Go On As Normal.
Mourning the souls who are still your soul.

Remember to practice lots of self-care, everyone, and to take time to mourn or cry or scream or write or dance or whatever you need to do.  Don’t let anyone tell you how you should feel.