the hobbit: mine

Dan's Hobbit Hair | 17.01.17
  • Dan: When I have short hair, I can kind of just shower and leave it, which is like now. And sometimes, I feel like I prefer it to being straight, cause it's kind of hard to control when it's straight as my hair doesn't want to be straight - insert jokes. So here I am, wavy Dan is rising.
  • Outside: *sirens*
  • Dan: Hello. Can you get stabbed somewhere else? I'm trying to communicate with my audience.
  • Someone in chat: We love your hobbit hair.
  • Dan: Thank you.
  • Someone else in chat: Just like you.
  • Dan: Thank you.

do u ever think about how bilbo baggins is described as a bachelor in the hobbit and lotr and how “bachelor” was often used as code for gay in the 19th and 20th centuries (the hobbit was written in the mid-20th century) and also how he never married or anything and the obvious subtext between him and thorin oakenshield and how devastated he was after thorin died and how he never dated or married anyone and never got over thorin and anyway bagginshield is real and bilbo loved thorin thanks for your time


Erebor - built deep within the mountain itself, the beauty of this fortress city was legend. It’s wealth lay in the earth, in precious gems hewn from rock and in great seams of gold, running like rivers through stone. The skill of the dwarves was unequaled, fashioning objects of great beauty out of diamond, emerald, ruby and sapphire. Ever they delved down, deeper into the dark… and that is where they found it.