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Jealousy [REQUESTED]
  • Pairing: Jerome Valeska x Reader x Platonic! Deadpool
  • AU: HISHE-Villain Pub and Super Café
  • Prompt: [ANON] How about a female reader making Jerome jealous because he’s been sweet talking other girls. You can pick how it ends :D - Anon

I’M SORRY THAT I JUST FINISHED IT NOW ANON, I WAS BUSY YESTERDAY AND TOTALLY FORGOT TO FINISH THIS REQUEST ;-; Hope you like it though, also if you guys say that Deadpool isn’t a villain you’re half right, he is an anti-hero that means he is in between. That includes the explanation to Punisher too! ^^


You rolled your eyes at how casually your boyfriend, Jerome Valeska is seducing with the waitress who just gave a giddy smile in return. You and your partner Jerome, where at the secluded hideout that one of largest company made, Villain Pub. Unoriginal the name is but believe me the pub is like heaven. The pub was made by the HISHE Company, who established the Super Café where all the heroes hang out ironically. Mostly the Bat and the Man of Steel. Unlike the café, which was publicly open, the pub opens between midnight to three am and was hidden well and requires an identification for all that wants to enter the pub.

You pouted; Jerome was clearly not giving his attention enough for you. Your phone rang as it sang ‘Purple Lamborghini’, you excused yourself but Jerome and the waitress didn’t seem to bother. You groaned and continue on walking away towards the side of the entrance, that’s where a little amount of people crowd in. If you thought the C.R. is the best choice then you might encounter some wild villains getting points with the opposite sex.

You swiped to respond and greeted, “Hello?”

Boo!” you heard a boisterous shout behind your back as you grumbled in annoyment. It was the one and only Deadpool giggling at his little josh while ending the call, beside him was The Punisher—-

“Yeah, yeah Author. Try to shut up, I’m trying to make a move with Mrs. Valeska here and I cannot focus with you narrating and shit!” Okay Deadpool this is for the views all right, it’s not my fault that I just want to write some stuff with you in it. I can’t find the right Villain to make up with the reader so I chose an antihero like you! Now shut up and let me continue my business.

“I would rather not be called with that surname right now.” The man was rubbernecking at you weirdly as you pointed at the flirty Jerome and the love-struck waitress. He simpered under his mask, “I have a plan.”

You took interest at what he aforesaid and smirked, “I love how you think Wilson.” winking at him. The Punisher nictate and gazes at the male and female, shifting once in a while. “I don’t want to be part of this, now if you mind. I’ll just take a shot with El Diablo and Deadshot.”

Deadpool mewl at the answer of the male, “Awe men~ I was wishing a threesome but I respect your choice brother, go get some gay sex! I’m proud of you!”

The Punisher just snarled and took steps towards the bar. “So the plan is to make Jerome jealous I assumed,” you smirked, your device on hand. Deadpool puts his hand on his waist and took in the sights, “Why yes baby girl, and here’s the plan.”

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Jerome was about to ask the attractive woman’s number when he took notice on how you just vanished unexpectedly. “As much as I love to talk more, gorgeous. But my date has seem to fled and I need to be a gentleman and find her.” He stood, his voice alluring the female to want more. “Alright Mr. J,” she slipped a tissue paper with her name on it and her number “Talk to me when you ditch the bitch.” Jerome took offence to this; no one can persecute his girl other than him. “I almost took that option but it seems,” he then proceeded to rip off the tissue in bits and lob it into the air “That you’re no better, just a slut.” He smiled while biting his lip and left the table behind while waitress stared at him in shock and embarrassment, his hand up waving away while he continued walking.

Toodles~”

He paced around the pub, trying to find you. Nodding to some acquaintance and even some of the older Jokers like him. When he arrived at the pool section, he examined a lot of people, mutants, etc. playing with each other as some cursed when the ball didn’t entered the hole, and with that many people he managed to detect you. There you are, with a man in red and black suit. It seems like he was teaching you how to play the game of pool, you were bended over the table, the stick on hand while pointing towards the white ball. The man also bended, his ‘largeness’ pressed to you while he held both of your hands educating you the right moves. And to his point of view, you were taking pleasure at the gesture of the disguised man.

“Deadpool he’s here! Take position!”

You could feel Deadpool’s raging boner pressed to your ass, “Will you control your penis?!”

He snickered, “Sorry dear, the Author won’t let me and besides I like this position.”

“He’s marching over the table,” Loki serenely stated while smirking. “ He seems upset. Good luck having a rough sex tonight (Y/N).” Even though Jerome was most likely to have rough sex by his looks and his infamous status, truth to be told he was gentle in bed. Afraid to hurt you, but now it seems not. You gulped at the thought, “Thanks.”

“Don’t mention it.”

“You shouldn’t speak that kind of stuff with a child nearby.” Maleficent concealed Draco’s ears and glared at the people around the pool table. She casted a spell around the boy’s eyes that was now covered with clouds, unable to see. “My father will hear about this!” he whined, wrestling the lady’s hands while waving off the cloud that seems to stay just on spot.

Tom Riddle moaned, “Children.”

“True,” Bill Cipher said, rolling his eyes while sipping on a wine glass that was poured with the blood of a certain child that was accompanied by an eye.

“(Y/N)!” Jerome marched over to you, his face evident with anger. He grabbed your arm and roughly pulled you with him towards the exit. “Whoa bro, chillax, have a kit kat!” Deadpool chortled.

ENOUGH!” Jerome shot a bullet towards Deadpool, a perfect shot on his forehead. He groaned in pain as Jerome just pushed you to the exit, with one last sympathetic look at your best friend. He just gave pained thumbs up while slowly crouching down and was now laying in pain while the other villains peeked at the state of him being on the ground moaning while mumbling incoherent words.

“I hate being immortal,” he groaned in pain. “Why the fuck did the author even made Jerome shot me before he fucks the reader, clearly she got what she wants as I suffer through the pain.” He rolled the last words.

“Don’t worry, I’m a Doctor.” Doctor Bong snuck in.

“Last time you said that to me you made me try to kill the big man with the claws and that kitty girl.”

“At least he’s doctor.” Tate Langdon shrugged.  “How the fuck are you out with the curse shit stuff ghost boy?!”

“It’s Halloween.”

“Oh right, well I’m happy for Jeromey trying a new genre of sex this time.”

And that’s when all the villains including the anti-heroes nodded in agreement.

Being Draco’s Significant Other...

A.N. It has been a while since a posted a headcanon. I really want to start writing them more often. Enjoy!


  • I’m just going to say it because we all are probably thinking it
  • He is kinky possessive af
  • The sight of you talking to another guy *cough Potter* makes his blood boil
  • Your his
  • He is yours
  • Am I the only one who thinks he would be a little clingy
  • Like, he just wants you to love him as much as he loves you
  • I’m going to point out the obvious and say: Draco wants you to feel like a Princess
  • “Draco why did you buy me this necklace? Did I miss our anniversary?” 
  • “Nope.”
  • “Then why????”
  • “Am I not allowed to treat you like the Princess you are.”
  • Y’all two are lowkey probably the most feared couple at Hogwarts
  • Boys be dodging you in the hallways so they wouldn’t get the death glare from the blonde boy beside you
  • Don’t make the mistake of sitting next to this boy in class you had to limp out
  • You probably don’t have a choice but to sit next to him though
  • Because he is protective, so sit next to someone that isn’t him
  • He will make it so you wouldn’t be able to walk for a week
  • This boy here would be cocky af
  • Until
  • You show him who is boss
  • “Love, if your hand goes any higher I might have to fuck you on this table.”
  • Makeout session in the Library and Astronomy Tower
  • Pulling on his blonde hair while he digs his nails in your hips just fuck me already
  • If you are in a different house expect good night kisses outside the common room before curfew because this boy lives for your kisses
  • If you’re a Slytherin expect good night kisses, I mean make out session, in front of the fireplace lucky Slytherins
  • When you’re away, always expect to get an owl from him because he wants you to know that he loves you with all his heart and soul
  • Not too much PDA only if he wants to show you off to Potter
  • Just love this boy, please

fatedeniedhope  asked:

S/o is not exactly the most affectionate then one day while they were cuddling accidentally says I love you and quickly hides they face in embarrassment. On Reaper ,76 and Mccree please

Reaper

  • You walk into Reaper’s office while he’s doing some work
  • He doesn’t pay much attention to you until you ask if you can sit on his lap while he works
  • “Someone’s feeling unusually cuddly today,” he tells you as he pushes his chair out so you can rest yourself on his lap
  • The two of you sit quietly for a moment, while he works and you look at your data pad
  • Until he wraps one hand around your waist and gives the back of your neck a quick kiss
  • You slump into him, letting your head fall against his chest, enjoying the feeling of him pressed against you
  • Before you accidentally slip out an “I love you.”
  • You feel him tense underneath you and you immediately jump off his lap, ready to bolt out of his office
  • Your cheeks turn red from embarrassment and you hide your face in your hands as you begin walking away
  • Gabe grabs your waist and pulls you back onto him
  • “Not so fast Cariño, I love you too”
  • You sink back into him, enjoying each other’s presence as the both of you work

Soldier76

  • You’re sitting on the couch with Jack watching a movie
  • His arm is over your shoulder and you rest your head against his chest
  • This is normally the most snuggly you get with him
  • Jack repositions the two of you so he’s laying down and your body is resting on top of his
  • He begins rubbing your back, easing all your tension and causing you to drop your guard
  • You sigh and an “I love you” slips past your lips
  • You immediately tense and hide your face in his chest
  • He stops rubbing your pack and picks your chin off his chest
  • Giving you a quick kiss
  • “I love you too”
  • You snuggle back against him, enjoying the warmth of his body

McCree

  • The two of you are laying in bed
  • Snuggling up to each other under the covers
  • You’re not normally this affectionate but this morning feels different
  • Jesse wraps his arms around you and pulls you closer to his body
  • Before he nuzzles your neck
  • Your body fills with warmth as you accidentally whisper out “I love you.”
  • You immediately regret your action and pull away from him to get out of the bed
  • But Jesse doesn’t let you
  • He grabs your arm and pulls you back in next to him
  • You hide your face in the pillows out of embarrassment
  • “Awwe don’t worry about it darling, I love you too”
  • You snuggle back into him, enjoying the moment between you two