the problem with fate is that it needs to be more gay and by that I don’t mean “we wrote this game with a male protagonist in mind but you can play as a female protagonist without significant changes to the female romances however if you play as a man you can’t even unlock the last bond event for one of the male characters’ routes” gay or “these female characters are extremely heavily coded as lesbians and literally cant shut up about how much they love women but are definitely interested in protagonist dick when its convenient” gay or “male character mentions being also interested in men exactly once but treats the assumed to be male protagonist as a Heterosexual Bro™ and never mentions his interest in men let alone possibly the protagonist again ever because we don’t want to risk alienating our assumed to be straight male audience” gay I want actual fucking gays. women who have no interest in men. men who have no interest in women. men who remain romanceable when playing as a male protagonist. FUCK your straight male audience nasu I will become the most financially successful gay in history and cover for whatever losses you might suffer from no longer pandering to an audience you probably only assume you have without ever actually researching it
Kenny’s biggest achievement tonight, of course, was managing to subtweet his ex through his ring gear. What a legend.
Let’s do what I do best and overanalyze this, shall we?
Okay, first of all? thats-a-penis.gif. I’mma need Kenny Omega Heterosexuality Truthers to explain a wingéd phallus on the posterior in a straight way, please. Like, I don’t even know what it’s supposed to be. (EDIT: someone pointed out it’s supposed to be a bullet, probably. But, man…) That’s how much it’s a dick.
Also? It’s blue and white. I feel like I’ve seen blue and white gear with one wing on it before on someone Kenny used to be friends with, Kota Ibushi:
Blue and white shit, wing imagery, iridescent shit—the right leg here literally looks like his retro ring gear is fighting Ibushi’s old ring gear for dominance.
Plus, Kenneth is bringin’ back the Omega symbol kneepad we haven’t seen in a while. Here’s a time when his ring gear looked similar:
(Pictured: dudes being bros; heterosexual men showing mutual respect between friends and colleagues.)
Also that thing on the other kneepad? It looks a lot like this hideous thing:
Everything Kenny does is Imbued With Meaning, because that’s how he fuckin’ likes it. Much like Kenny’s match with Ibushi at Budokan in 2012 was called by many the greatest match of all time, only to have that distinction supplanted by not one but two more Kenny Omega matches, Kenny Omega constantly outdoes himself in the area of Doing The Most.
This has been Great Moments in Being Extra, I’m your host Rachel breadclubrising.
talking about lgbt issues in class just stresses me out cause it’s always like let’s talk about the gays,tell me what you think about them because there is zero possibility that there are gays in this class because we are all straight and so heterosexual no homo bro yeah let’s make the non existent gays in this class feel incredibly uncomfortable by talking about them like they’re not fucking here and show how ignorant we are while praising ourselves for being the perfect allies™
*hovers two inches above Naruto's face, stares longingly, in the perfect position to kiss*
yes, that was a totally hetero moment between two heterosexual bros, they are like brothers to each other, nothing gay about it, just straight guys having 100% straight thoughts about each other
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