• Will: I like your pants
  • Nico: thanks they were 50% off
  • Will: i'd like them 100% off
  • Nico: the store can't just sell free stuff
  • Will: no that's not what I-
  • Nico: that's a terrible way to run a business, Will
Things I’ll Never Get Over When It Comes to Percabeth:

When Percy meets Annabeth for the first time, he legit thought that she was a princess. 

They were both blushing up a storm when Percy realizes that she was watching him all morning. Which includes him getting dressed and looking at her picture in The Sea of Monsters

Percy was high key jealous of Luke every time Annabeth brought him up even though he didn’t realize at the time he liked her throughout Percy Jackson & The Olympians

Annabeth kissed him good luck in The Battle of the Labyrinth which left him wondering what the fuck his name was until he remembered he was being hunted down. 

EVERY. FUCKIN. CAMPER. SHIPPED. THEM. TOGETHER. 

Annabeth took a poisoned blade to save Percy from dying in The Last Olympian

Percy was scared of the possibility of Annabeth choosing to become a hunter of Artemis in The Titan’s Curse. He was scared she was going to leave him

He gave up being a GOD so he could have a relationship with her. 

To celebrate their canonization, Camp Half-Blood threw them in the fuckin lake. Which lead to “The Best Underwater Kiss of All Time” in The Last Olympian

The only name Percy remembered after getting his memory wiped in The Son of Neptune was Annabeth. He remembered he had a Girlfriend and he continued to shut down romantic advancements on him throughout the novel. Which shows how dedicated he is to her. 

When Percy and Annabeth were reunited in The Mark of Athena, They have a romantic kiss which ended in Annabeth judo throwing him out of anger. Which made him laugh. 

Honestly throughout The Mark of Athena all the way up till The Blood of Olympus they’re already married. They’re married and nobody can convince me otherwise of this. 

Percy’s hot as fuck kiss to Annabeth at the birthplace of Athena and Poseidon’s rivalry turned me the fuck on honestly in The Blood of Olympus

Percy thinks about having a future with Annabeth constantly to the point where he always includes CHILDREN. He wants Annabeth as his Wife and to be the mother of his children and that makes me tear up a bit. 

Also Annabeth is the only one who gets away with calling him “Seaweed brain” playfully while he got pissed the fuck off when Thalia called him that in The Titan’s Curse

There are too many Percabeth moments to list off in The Heroes of Olympus series honestly that it would take a while to list them all but as you can imagine they are the team’s already married couple that’s ready to have a steamy makeout in front of everybody without being the least bit embarrassed. 

Riordan dudes react to Tumblr!
  • Jason: Hmph, seems neat. Lots of people love us. What do you guys think?
  • Percy: Nice choice of color for the site if I do say so myself! What about you, guys!
  • Magnus: *In embarrassed tone* Man, these guys are nuts, thinking me & Alex are a thing! That bone-headed, lifeless, green-haired, peppermint-smelling, beautiful-eyed, completely perfect angel of...THIS WEBSITE'S COLOR SUCKS!!!
  • Carter: *In frustrated tone* Wow, I'm about as noticed here as I am in real life. What about you, Nico?
  • *Nico has a smile covering over his face, blushing*
  • Nico: *Whispering* solangelo
  • Calypso: I told leo he was annoying and threw pots and pans at him.
  • Piper: When i get mad at jason i charmspeak and tell him to smack himself.
  • Annabeth: One time i judo flipped percy.
  • Alex: I decapitated Magnus and i would probably do it again.
  • Calypso: ....
  • piper: ....
  • Annabeth: ....
  • Alex: I win.
Multilingual Nico though
  • Like I have this hc that Nico knows like 9 languages
  • There’s a new, really young camper who’s native language is Korean and can only speak a little English. Everyone’s like “Oh no, how we gonna explain everything???? Nico just rocks up and speaks to them fluently 
  • People are like???? When??? How???? 
  • And he’s just so casual about it “When I was figuring out how to shadow travel I ended up in a lot of places ya know” 
  • “Do you watch anime subbed or dubbed?” “Neither, the dubs are normally wrong so I just watch it in Japanese” “Uhhhh…” 
  • He likes a lot of foreign punk bands pass it on
  • Him and Piper have conversations in French to annoy Jason
  • Frank can sort of follow along (He’s Canadian guys) and his Grandma also taught him a little Mandarin so they try and chat in that and it’s just funny
  • He overhears Leo talking about how pretty Calypso is in Spanish, or cussing out his project that just won’t work and he’s there like… “You know I speak Spanish right?” 
  • Percy feels superior because Nico can’t speak fish but he’s just “Yeah, it’s not my type” 
  • Will loves it
  • Magnus: it's nice to meet you guys I'm Magnus. It's pretty cool you guys have a whole camp and that's there's other beings like us. Honestly, we were all pretty-
  • Nico: you're dead why are you dead
  • Percy:
  • Annabeth:
  • Jason:
  • Piper:
  • Hazel:
  • Samirah:
  • Blitz:
  • Hearth:
  • Will: Nico
  • Alex: he's onto us guys
HoO characters and things me and my friends have said.
  • Nico: If you draw on urself with sharpie ur skin will saturate andturn dark. Dark and mysterious. Then ur emo
  • Percy: *falls down on Annabeth dramatically* I'm falling so I'm taking my time on my RIIIIIIIIIIDEEEE!!!
  • Will: *grabs stethescope* I'M A DOCTOR. *puts it on nose*
  • Thalia: Lesbian Goth/Punk grandmas on rainbows.
  • Annabeth: Mothafucker if u look on my sheet and cheat i will cut your fingers off and shove them down your throat.
  • Hazel: *lays on floor during gym* I'm gonna take a nap. Right here.
  • Leo: *running around with a floor hockey stick during gym* I'M A SMOL BEAN!!!
  • Reyna: Piper won't be here today. Someone licked her butt.
Actual conversation between Hades and Nico
  • Hades: so you have a... partner now?
  • Nico: right.
  • Hades: and you're... together
  • Nico: I suppose
  • Hades: and he's... a son of apollo?
  • Nico: he is, yes
  • Hades: no green eyes, dark hair coughsonofposeidoncough
  • Nico: *frowning* um no
  • Hades: your... boyfriend... Will Solace
  • Nico: yes, we've gotten over that
  • Hades: not Percy Jackson
  • Nico: is that what this is ab-
  • Hades: not Percy Jackson?
  • Nico: sigh-yes. Not Percy Jackson
  • Hades: are you sure?
  • Nico: yes
  • Hades: ok good I was worried for a bit