the hell am i on omg

//takes a deep breath

ARTHUR WEASLEY IS ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED CHARACTERS IN THE SERIES AND CERTAINLY THE MOST UNDERRATED OF HARRY’S FATHER FIGURES ok this man:

  • is so passionate about his job and supporting muggle rights that he doesn’t give two shits abt his reputation as a blood traitor even tho it’s apparently the reason he never got promoted at the ministry
  • wrote the book on why u should not enchant muggle objects and literally has a shed full of flying vehicles and shit that he hopes his wife doesn’t find out about??? lmao what a rebel?? i love this guy
  • was concerned about harry before he even met him because ron was worried that he wasn’t responding to letters and when harry came to stay he totally could have been like ‘shit another mouth to feed’ but was really really happy that harry was there and safe??? ‘pls sit next to me at dinner, child, i need to ask you ten thousand questions about muggles’
  • like he was actually the first adult ever besides maybe hagrid to sit there and ask for harry’s opinions and recognize that he had knowledge and thoughts to offer im crying
  • fixed harry’s glasses for him after they broke in the floo ;-;
  • gave zero fucks about what everyone else thought should be done and told harry about sirius black bc he wanted this kid to be aware and safe as possible??
  • dragged the dursleys for not treating their nephew like a human being (and destroyed their living room what a great moment tbh)
  • gives advice that harry remembers years later bc he respects this kind ginger man so much ‘don’t trust something that can think for itself if u can’t see where it keeps its brain’
  • (lol remember that one time molly was upset about death eaters at the quidditch world cup and he made her some tea and then was like ‘i think this needs some whiskey too trust me i’m a doctor’)
  • agreed that harry should be told certain things about the resistance because he knew harry was competent and intelligent enough to handle it but like also kept in mind that harry was a kid in the middle of a war
  • took harry to work with him and made sure he got to his hearing on time and distracted him and ‘smiled at him encouragingly’ when he knew he was nervous im dying this was so sweet
  • was part of the group who threatened the dursleys to keep their hands and shitty attitudes away from harry and he was so ‘light’ and ‘pleasant’ abt it omg this dude was throwing so much shade
  • was ready to fight scrimgeour with remus when the minister wanted to get harry alone and harry had to be like ‘omfg stand down pls’
  • ‘am i about to discover where you, ron, and hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to be in the back room of fred and george’s shop?’ … ‘how did you-?’ …  ‘harry, please. you’re talking to the man who raised fred and george’
  • never raised his voice except for that one time he told a fully trained auror to back the hell off and get out of his way so he could see his injured son and harry literally thought ‘holy shit’ it says so right there in the book u can check
  • fought in the battle of hogwarts and after fred and harry had been killed he went into full on rage mode and teamed up with percy to fuck up the minister for magic
  • owns chickens

bonus: 

‘madame delacour glided forward and stooped to kiss mrs. weasley too. “enchanteé,” she said. “your ‘usband ‘as been telling us such amusing stories!” mr. weasley gave a maniacal laugh; mrs. weasley threw him a look, upon which he became immediately silent and assumed an expression appropriate to the sickbed of a close friend.’

Okay so my sister and I were discussing this mess last night and then we ended up seriously considering a theory I have seen come up a few times but now I’m gonna walk you through it

Here it is: 

It’s all a lie – Yousef lied Mikael lied. They are lying.

Yousef said that Even kissed Mikael which caused Mikael to be distant and Even to hate himself..

Well tell me Yousef

If Mikael is so ashamed, then why does he bring up Evens name? and why is he laughing when he does?

and why are you Yousef looking so mad and sad and guilty?

Why does Yousef have a pride flag next to his message to Sana?

Why does he say Mikael is super religious when he clearly isn’t that religious because he drinks

why does Elias declare Yousef as the “most Muslim person he knows”

Why was the Even thing big enough to impact Yousef so much but not Mikael?

Why does Yousef avoid the fight and send Sana off into it alone?

Why does he go and kiss the first girl he sees after witnessing the fight with Even and his new crew?

I think you know where I’m going with this: Yousef is questioning his sexuality and is ashamed of it. Him and Even kissed which caused a lot of disaster with Even and when it was threatened to come out to everyone and the balloon boys Mikael took the fall for Yousef. Mikael stepped up and pretended it was him that Even kissed.

What could possibly hint that Mikael would do something like that for Yousef?

Remember that youtube video where they went to Mikaels job interview and Yousef took Mikael aside and they had a secret conversation?

this wasn’t there for no reason. This was almost foreshadowing that Yousef and Mikael have secrets, they have each others backs. They share a special connection.

Now this is what we’re thinking. Did Yousef see Even and panic? Did he see that the truth could come out right in front of everyone? Was he frightened?
Remember we saw him go up to Elias and looking outside.

What if…what if Yousef somehow started the fight to avoid the truth…to make sure nothing slipped about what actually happened and that’s why when it did start he ran off sent Sana out to stop it and kissed the first girl in sight…proving he is straight.

Also he kisses Noora similar to how Isak kissed Emma

The girls hands wrapped around their necks while they have their hands by their sides. Both boys wearing snapbacks backwards and standing on the same side.

I know this seems far fetched but maybe this is the twist we have been waiting for.

The trailer is reversed – this season is reversed and as we saw Friday night, it is the roles that are truly reversed. Just like I’ve been saying Mikael and Yousef are reversed this whole time.

Is Yousef truly the Mikael in this story and Mikael is the Yousef?

Omg if Julie does this my mind is literally going to be blown apart.
Ahhhhhhhh

(Side note: to clarify I am not saying this is going to happen - it’s a theory, nor do I personally believe this will happen. I have just had this theory been addressed with me by multiple people (including my irl sister) and I wanted to outline why this theory is actually totally plausible and could be done and actually hinted in the show already….Do I think Julie will go down this route? no but could she? hell yeah.)

what i thought when i watched  “ a date with markiplier “ video

  • BONJOUR 
  • wait … we can choose our story 
  • wow … i actually have a valentine date this year 
  • that chef does not look friendly 
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MARK AND MONEY IN THIS GOD DAMN DATE 
  • romance or horror ? you mean love or death right 
  •  looks like i am gonna spend the rest of the day finding all the endings
  • oops i accidentally killed mark
  • well looks like dark is my date now
  • DON’T DO THAT WITH YOUR NECK MISTER  
  • wait .. is that Tyler with mark on his face ? 
  • wait whAt ?!? nooo i wanted to marry mark for real 
  • could you imagine dating mark ? 
  • nice pony tail mark 
  • LET . HIM . DIG . THE . GOD . DAMN . HOLE 
  • it litterily 10 min of this , help 
  • “ let me see what in your pants “ “ excuse me ? “ 
  • wow i actually killed someone 
  • “ looks like you choose wrong “  “ naaah i’m good “ 
  • sooooo are we gonna talk about tyler’s ass ? 
  • oops killed mark again 
  • FIRST RULE OF HORROR MOVIES : never . split . up 
  • am i the only one who tapped the screen like an idiot 
  • did i mention i killed mark 
  • wait , i am  allergic to peanut butter AND tuna , HEELP 
  • OMG WARFSTACHE IS BACK !!!! 
  • DAMN IT ! i knew i was a dog all along 
  • *sigh* what the hell was in that dinner 
@markiplier
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Avengers: Infinity War set Photos Tease Relationship between the Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) and The Vision (Paul Bettany).

New exclusive photos from the set of Avengers: Infinity War in Edinburgh reveals a scene between the two Avengers, and what can be interpreted as a romantic interaction between the Scarlet Witch and the Vision.

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oh. oh.

Guide to Borderline: #2
  • ((Before I start, I want to point out that there are other types of bpd, not everyone fits in this "guides" but if you agree feel free to like/rb the post.))
  • x
  • What BPD People Think When You Tell Them;
  • x
  • Let's go out sometime!: When? Everyday is a possible "sometime" so you gotta be specific. Also, should I call you/text you first? Because I will totally wait for you to do it.
  • x
  • Get ready! I am coming to get you! : No. Just no. When I have to go outside I have to prepare myself for days you ain't getting nothing friend.
  • x
  • Why didn't you tell me? : I probably hinted it and you probably missed it because it was a way too small hint so I still secretly blame you for not asking more so I have reasons but they gonna sound stupid.
  • x
  • What is wrong: If you don't want me to keep repeating my "I wanna die because" list then you should stop asking stupid questions.
  • x
  • You are overreacting: Ok I am not, but I can't explain that I am not overreacting because you would see that overreacting too but my settings are just higher then yours so my normal is overreact for you.
  • x
  • Do you miss them?: Honey I miss everything. I miss my fucking self what the hell do you think?
  • x
  • Calm down: Omg what is next? Get yourself together?? Go get your life and hopes and ambitions back?? Which universe you live in pal that ain't happening.
  • x
  • Wanna tell me? : I want to tell my whole life story to people that is passing by the street rn of course I want to tell you. The real question is, you wanna hear a real sad and fucked up story that is my life?
  • x
  • I love you: For now.
Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

“Sam and the Tabby” - Digital Oil Painting

“I know it’s a little strange, for the guy who flies around like a bird to own a cat, but I found him setting off a perimeter alarm while on patrol. He was all thin and sick and, well… I got attached. And hell, I’m down for irony. So, yeah, the Falcon has a cat.”

Sam is a soft touch for poor, neglected creatures turning up on his doorstep. He lets the cat chase Redwing around for fun and exercise.

If you enjoy my art, please consider subscribing to my Patreon! I am saving to buy a wheelchair lift.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻  That’s it. I’m sending these boys down to the second floor. I AM IN RENOVATION HELL AGAIN!
I live on the fourth but they’re renovating the second and I CAN HEAR IT ALL DAY LONG. The amount of headaches I’ve had over the past week is ridiculous. And I actually really rarely get those.

Ugh… screen redraw, because.
….. I might have fallen a bit for Mr. Eyebrows……. who am I kidding I’m hopelessly lost *curls up in a corner staring into space*

IwaOi headcanon: For every selfie that Oikawa has sent him Iwaizumi has sent one straight back, but he’s really bad at it. Like, really bad. For the most part his photos tend to be wonky, blurry or horribly lit (sometimes all three at once), but every now and then he gets it just right. No matter what the pictures look like, Oikawa treasures them all.

Hey psssht hey hey guess in what fan-fucking-tastic fandom I got myself in for 3 months in already pls dont kill meh

uhm… … …the last time I was in RPF hell was eons ago (KPop lol) and I have no idea how I got from one place to another this time around…

BUT I digress! There’s this one YuzuVier fanfiction that I’ve been reading since the first day it was published on Ao3 and I adore it so much aaaaHHH WHY IS DRAWING RL PPL SO MUCH AGONY it’s always the same tredding the thin line of ‘does this look okay’ and ‘omg cringe’

anonymous asked:

If it's okay Reaper, Genji and Junkrat with a small s/o that like to snuggle? They're just so tall and here I am barely 5'1 uwu thank you!

// Omg, YES!!! I feel your pain being only an inch taller :,) //

request // completed

Reaper, Genji, and Junkrat with a Short S/O that likes to snuggle headcanons:

Reaper:

  • Often smirks when you need to go on your tip-toes but you can’t tell from behind his mask
  • Though if he sees you struggling sometimes you can hear him chuckle…
  • Need help reaching for something? Haha fuck outta here he’s gonna tease you like hell before helping 
  • Sometime’s you’ll get sick of his teasing and legitimately frustrated so you’re like “Nevermind, I’ll do it myself!I don’t need your help,” and he finds that amusing at first but then gets kinda guilty
  • He secretly enjoys being needed but won’t always act on it
  • As you finally go to reach for whatever you’d been trying to grab, you might see his taloned gloves pass you and grab it first
  • He goes to pass you the item then
  • …retracts his hand so that forces you to get closer to him if you want any hopes of retrieving the item
  • “You would have a lot less difficulty taking this if we were laying down,” he says
  • and so the two of you cuddle and hold eachother closely :,)

Genji:

  • will openly laugh, but you’re not sure what he’s laughing about
  • if you’re having a hard time reaching something he’ll be like “Why can’t you just climb :^)” as if it’s a skill that everyone and their mother has
  • might taunt you by climbing up high places claiming it’s easy and to just follow him
  • if you actually attempt to climb on the walls and fail, he’ll have a super hard time trying not to laugh
  • kick the wall and try to make him fall. not working? more laughter
  • eventually he climbs down and gives you a kiss
  • You grab him and pull him off and y’all kinda fall back to the ground laughing
  • He apologizes and begins to stand and help you up, but you stop him and suggest snuggling so you wouldn’t have to struggle with your height
  • Cuddling in the middle of the floor is both uncomfortable and fucking weird, but you’re together and in love, you’ll probably do tons of other weird shit together

Junkrat:

  • This 6′6″ tall fucking monster
  • you were so used to him being slouched over that you forgot how tall he actually was
  • You get on his case about his bad posture sometimes and how he should take better care of himself, for the sake of his back
  • So he works harder on standing straight around you but it can be uncomfortable for him
  • Sometimes he can’t take a hint; he can’t tell when you want a kiss, or a hug
  • And you don’t think it’s romantic so you’ll be like “Jamieeee come down here!”
  • At first he’s like “Oh, sure!” but then he starts getting all sassy
  • “Hm? Ain’t’cha tell me to stand up all straight’n’proper-like, hun?” 
  • literally using his height over you
  • You catch him while he’s working on blueprints for a new gun he’s working on
  • He’s sitting down and you just run over and wrap your arms around his neck (now that you can actually reach it) 
  • You ask him to take a nap with you so he can take a break
  • Junkrat doesn’t care for naps and will probably stay awake 
  • But that’s fine because you get to cuddle
  • He thinks it’s a great idea!

“p.s. yes I am embarassed to be found sleeping.”

anonymous asked:

How about something funny after that last one? How do you think the skaters would react to the white gold/ blue black dress of yesteryear?

#DressDebate

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
Some PLEASE tell my boyfriend he is wrong!

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
I AM NOT WRONG @+guanghongji+ YOU ARE WRONG!

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
What is the adoro-couple arguing about? @+guanghongji+ @+Leodela+

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
Adoro? @phichit+chu

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
@+Leodela+
said that the dress was black and blue @phichit+chu

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
Huh? @+guanghongji+ @+Leodela+

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
And I’m the one that doesn’t get ‘fazes’ #DressDebate

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
OMG @seung-gillee I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!! YOU STARTED A HASHTAG!

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
What the hell @+Leodela+ that dress is white and gold #DressDebate

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
I showed @phichit+chu the dress…

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
SEE!!! SEE!?!?!? @+Leodela+

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
It is black and blue #DressDebate

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
@seung-gillee what colour is it? #DressDebate

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
Black and blue #DressDebate

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
WHAT!?!?!? @seung-gillee OPEN YOUR EYES!!! THAT DRESS IS WHITE AND GOLD #DressDebate

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
Why is twitter exploding at 2am?

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
#DressDebate

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
#DressDebate
Whaaaaat?

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
Someone send him a link #DressDebate

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
@yuri-plisetsky #DressDebate
(Photo attached)

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
My boyfriend is wrong @+Leodela+ #DressDebate

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
So, it is finally official? You two are finally dating? @+guanghongji+

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
OMG! OMG! OMG! I JUST NOTICED! ADORO-COUPLE IS REAL!!! #Adoro-Couple

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
What does that even mean??? @phichit+chu

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
>//////////////////////////////////<

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
And to finish your stupid dress debate, it is blue and black #DressDebate

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
What does @otabek-altin think? #DressDebate

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
Why the hell do you care what @otabek-altin thinks? @seung-gillee

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
Because everyone’s partner seems to disagree with them @yuri-plisetsky

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
There are only two couples here, I don’t think you can really conclude that works @seung-gillee

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
The dress is white and gold #DressDebate

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
Three couples @+guanghongji+ @seung-gillee #DressDebate

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
GASPS

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
YOU ARE ON THE DARK SIDE!??!?! @yuurikatsuki #DressDebate

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
Yes, @v-nikiforov, I see black and blue

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
Hubby and I are also at a disagreement #DressDebate

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15
Issy thinks W/G. I think B/B. #DressDebate

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15
Guess who is sleeping on the couch #DressDebate

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
Sucker @Jjleroy!15

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
What does @otabek-altin think? #DressDebate

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15
Yeah! What does the teddy-bear think? @otabek-altin #DressDebate

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
Current information suggests that @otabek-altin will disagree with @yuri-plisetsky

Otabek Altin @otabek-altin
Black and Blue #DressDebate

Seung-gil Lee @seung-gillee
Maths was wrong #DressDebate

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
BLACK AND BLUE WINS!!! #DressDebate

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
I’M BREAKING UP WITH YOU @+Leodela+

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
WHAT!!! BABE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! @+guanghongji+

Twitter War AU

AO3 Twitter War

Avengers Chatroom: The Other Quicksilver

Requested by the amazing @m-maximoffs

Pairings: Some Peter Maximoff x f!reader

Scenario: The Avengers watched X-Men Apocalypse. Reader really likes Peter Maximoff much to everyone’s dismay (*cough* Pietro *cough*)


Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Steve, Pietro, Tony, Wanda, Nat, Y/N.

Clint: So, did everyone enjoy the movie?

Tony: It was okay.

Steve: I enjoyed it.

Pietro: It was terrible.

Y/N: HE WAS GREAT!

Y/N: I MEAN IT WAS GREAT!

Wanda: He?

Nat: No! Why did you ask her!?

Y/N: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY HUSBAND.

Pietro: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY KNOCKOFF!

Y/N: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

Steve: Can you two behave?!

Pietro: NO.

Y/N: MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE!

Wanda: Pietro it was just a movie. Calm down.

Clint: I think Peter is better. Can we recruit him instead?

Y/N: Yes omg yes a million times.

Steve: No, we are not recruiting him!

Pietro: I am right here, you know?!

Y/N: He has the cutest smile!

Y/N: and his hair is so

Y/N: i cant

Nat: She’s broken.

Y/N: He’s just so adorable!

Pietro: HE IS NOT ADORABLE! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE QUICKLSILVER AND THAT IS ME!

Clint: He saved everyone from an explosion.

Pietro: Your point?

Clint: And you…

Pietro: Don’t finish that sentence.

Wanda: Pietro you know nobody can ever replace you.

Y/N: Okay but do any of you know if Peter has a girlfriend…?

Y/N: It’s for science.

Steve: I am surrounded by children.

Tony: That happens when you’re ancient.

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: Has anyone seen my father?

Y/N: You live with your aunt…

Peter: No I live with my mum.

Clint: Nat, use your arachnid speak and find out what’s wrong with him.

Nat: Really, Clint?

Peter: You can speak to spiders? I’ve never come across a mutant like you before.

Nat: What?

Y/N:

Y/N: Peter?!

Peter: Yeeeees?

Y/N: MAXIMOFF?!

Peter: I believe so.

Wanda: Where is that screaming coming from?!

Nat: It’s Y/N. She’s “Fangirling.”

Pietro: IT’S YOU!

Peter: IT’S ME! Haha what game is this?

Steve: Wait so you’re not Parker?

Peter: No, unless my birth certificate is wrong.

Tony: PIETRO GIVE ME BACK MY DORITOS!

Pietro: I DIDN’T TAKE IT!

Peter: Oh you were eating that?

Y/N: Hey. Nice to meet you. I’m Y/N. I can help you look for your dad.

Peter: My future wife is going to help me find her father-in-law. What a tale for the kids!

Wanda: Why did he have to say that?!

Tony: @god what did I ever do to you?

Y/N: YES, HUSBAND, LET’S GO!

Peter: I like her!  <3

Steve: Y/N stay where you are! You can’t just go off with him!

Y/N: Please Steve!

Pietro: Should we not be capturing him or something!?

Peter: Catch me if you can!

Wanda: Pietro stop chasing him!

Magneto has joined the chat.

Peter: Hey dad!

Magneto has left the chat.

Peter: Maybe that was not the best time to tell him.

Tony: Who’s the freak outside?

Tony: WHY IS HE STEALING MY SUITS?

Tony: HE IS CRUSHING THEM!

Tony has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Wanda: I am so confused!

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: Listen up kiddos. This is what happens when you try to bring two different movie studios together. Shit gets really confusing. Don’t do ice-cream now.

Y/N: You mean drugs?

Wade: I mean ice-cream. Brain freeze is a bitch!

Wade has left the chat.

Y/N: I was in my room and now I’m outside?! What the hell?

Peter: Picnic?

Y/N: YESSSSS OMG AT LAST

Y/N: I mean

Y/N: Yeah, sure. Whatever.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Wanda: Pietro don’t do it.

Pietro has left the chat.

Wanda: Oh my god.

Wanda has left the chat.

Clint: Nat your hair is different.

Nat: No it’s not.

Clint: I can see you right now.

Nat: I’m with Sam and Bucky in the training room. I don’t see you.

Clint: But

Clint: Then who is?

Clint has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

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Thor: My friends. When did we get a hound? He is blue. Is this common for this breed?

Thor: It is quite large.

Thor: Like a man…

Thor: THAT IS NO DOG!

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