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silverdragonms  asked:

Wait... Papyrus. Did you. Play freaking Hunie Pop?! Omg, you sweet poor skele.

“Y-YES??  I DID??  I MEAN, I’M QUITE SKILLED AT IT!  PUZZLES ARE MY FORTE, AND SO IS WOOING SCANTILY-CLAD GIRLS APPARENTLY!”

“what game is this again?”

“HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU!”  Papyrus pulls out his laptop and begins showing Sans the ins-and-outs of how to talk to the girls.  “YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER TO FEED AND WATER THEM, OR ELSE THEY WON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!  AND IF YOU REMEMBER THINGS THEY TELL YOU, YOU GET POINTS OR SOMETHING!  AND THEN IF YOU SOLVE THEIR PUZZLES, YOU GET MONEY AND NUDES!”

Sans stares for several seconds, as if he’s trying to figure out if he just heard Papyrus correctly.  “…..uh, money and what?”

“IT’S APPARENTLY A WAY OF SHOWING AFFECTION!  I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SENDING SOME TO OUR GUESTS.  IT SEEMS THAT THERE’S AN ART TO IT!”  Papyrus pulls up the pictures that the girls in the game have sent him.  “SEE?  THESE ANGLES ARE IMPRESSIVE!  DO YOU THINK IT REQUIRES A SPECIAL CAMERA?  OR DO YOU ASK A FRIEND TO TAKE IT FOR YOU?”

“………………………..”
Sans’s eyelights have gone out.  He reaches out slowly and takes the laptop from Papyrus, slowly closing it.  
“…that’s enough of that.”

one of my favorite comedies of all time is a 1966 film called “The Russians Are Coming The Russians Are Coming” in which a russian sub gets grounded on the beach of a tiny Massachusetts island and the submarine crew has to run around trying to find a way to get it off the sandbar before someone realizes that the Red Scare Is Here and it starts an international incident, and the townsfolk end up helping them

it’s both heartwarming and full of some truly inspired comic acting, because all the russians speak in russian to each other and there are no subtitles, but they do such a fantastic job that you don’t really NEED subtitles

Fuck all the fandom stuff I wanted to get pushed out before season 3 airs and made me bitch about time management. 

GIVE IT TO ME NOW. I CAN’T WAIT TWO WEEKS, I NEED TO DROWN IN COFFEE AND TEARS NOW. (<–How I spent season 2)

you know what? I’m getting real sick of tumblr culture. and that’s not just the left and SJW side, it’s the conservative and so-called Christian side, too. I know none of us are perfect, at all, but we should at least strive to be the best we can. lately, it’s almost as if the Christians on here have taken to the more liberal side in the way they treat their fellow men, just over a simple disagreement over opinion. 

they complain and tell everyone else who doesn’t share their opinion to face the facts in a really mean-spirited, condescending way and I don’t like it and I’m sure God doesn’t either. 

instead of lovingly showing someone they’re on the wrong path, you destroy them; you use foul language and push them away—things Christians in any era should never do. 

someone doesn’t share your opinion? let’s load up the pitchforks and call them ignorant idiots for having an opinion that differs from yours; it may not be a correct opinion, or a way of truth they believe, but that in no way means you can bully and harass them for it. 

I was raised with some very unpopular opinions according to this site, and you know what? you all tell me I’m an idiot for it and that my opinion doesn’t matter because it’s wrong. I’m not going to share those opinions. 

but, please, my brothers and sisters; I encourage you all to take a step back and try to emulate and follow Christ’s example before you follow the world’s. this is a very difficult world we are living in now, and it won’t get any better if we, as Christians, follow its foul and cruel teachings instead of the ones of God.