the haircut that could have been

65 Questions You Aren't Used To

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

16. The last song you listened to?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

34. What was your last dream about?

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

38. What is the color of your socks?

39. What type of music do you like?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

43. Do you have any scars?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

46. Are you reliable?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

48. Do you hold grudges?

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

51. Are you a good liar?

52. How long could you go without talking?

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

56. What do you like on your toast?

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

58. What would be you dream car?

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

64. What do you think about babies?

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

65 Questions You Aren't Used To

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

16. The last song you listened to?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

34. What was your last dream about?

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

38. What is the color of your socks?

39. What type of music do you like?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

43. Do you have any scars?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

46. Are you reliable?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

48. Do you hold grudges?

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

51. Are you a good liar?

52. How long could you go without talking?

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

56. What do you like on your toast?

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

58. What would be you dream car?

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

64. What do you think about babies?

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

A the barber shop
  • Barber: would like a haircut
  • Me: yes I would love A hair cut
  • Barber: haha classic joke
  • *barber then realizes my entire head of hair is just one single long peice of hair of wrapped around my noggin
  • Barber: y did u do this
  • Me: so I could make this post
  • Barber: you could've just said that you had but you didn't have to do it in real life
  • Me: but I've been working on this post for years
Go on, ask!
These are really random, I don’t know where they came from!
  1. Whats your (full) name?
  2. How old are you?
  3. Whats your Birthday?
  4. What star sign does that make it?
  5. Whats your favorite color?
  6. Whats your lucky number?
  7. Do you have any pets?
  8. Where are you from?
  9. How tall are you?
  10. What shoe size are you?
  11. What was your last dream about?
  12. What would you do if you won the lottery?
  13. Would you like to build/design your own house?
  14. Which form of public transport do you prefer?
  15. What talents do you have?
  16. Can you juggle?
  17. Can you solve a rubix cube?
  18. Do you have a cherished childhood teddy bear?
  19. Are you psychic in any way?
  20. Are you a good actor?
  21. Are you a good writer?
  22. Have you ever been bungee jumping?
  23. Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?
  24. What types of holidays do you prefer?
  25. Whats the furthest you’ve ever been on vacation?
  26. What was your favorite vacation?
  27. Where would your dream vacation be?
  28. Can you tap dance?
  29. Whats your favorite  animal?
  30. Whats your favorite sport?
  31. Whats your favorite food?
  32. Whats your favorite pizza topping?
  33. Whats your favorite movie?
  34. Whats your favorite song?
  35. Do you want children?
  36. Do you want a church wedding?
  37. Are you religious?
  38. Do you like reality TV programs?
  39. Do you like TV talent shows?
  40. If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be?
  41. How many hats do you own?
  42. Are you any good at pool?
  43. Whats the highest you’ve ever jumped into the water from?
  44. Have you ever been admitted to hospital?
  45. Have you ever had any brushes with the law?
  46. Have you ever been on TV?
  47. Do you prefer baths or showers?
  48. Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural drying your hair?
  49. What color socks are you wearing?
  50. If you could live anywhere, where would that be?
  51. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
  52. How big is your TV?
  53. What type of music do you like?
  54. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
  55. How many Pillows do you sleep with?
  56. What position do you often sleep in?
  57. What do you wear to bed?
  58. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
  59. What do you typically have for breakfast?
  60. Do you like scary movies?
  61. Whats your favorite ice cream flavor?
  62. Have you ever been in a newspaper?
  63. Have you ever fired a gun?
  64. Have you ever tried archery?
  65. What’s your favorite condiment?
  66. What’s your favorite clean word?
  67. What’s your favorite swear word?
  68. What’s your least favorite word?
  69. What was the last movie you saw?
  70. What football team do you support?
  71. What’s the longest you’ve gone without sleep?
  72. What’s the tallest building you’ve ever been up?
  73. Do you have any scars?
  74. When you were younger, what did you want to be when you grew up?
  75. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
  76. What’s the longest you’ve ever grown your hair?
  77. Are you scared of flying?
  78. Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?
  79. Are you reliable?
  80. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
  81. If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
  82. Do you hold grudges?
  83. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
  84. Do you decorate the outside of your house for Christmas?
  85. Can you solve Sudoku puzzles?
  86. Whats the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
  87. Are you much of a daredevil?
  88. Are you a good liar?
  89. How long could you go without talking?
  90. What has been your worst haircut/style?
  91. Can you ice skate?
  92. Can you do a somersault?
  93. Whats your favorite joke?
  94. Have you ever sleepwalked?
  95. Whats your favorite TV commercial?
  96. What traditionally adorns the top of your Christmas tree?
  97. What would be your dream sandwich?
  98. Can you impersonate anyone famous?
  99. Can you do any accents other than your own?
  100. Do you have a strong local accent?
  101. Do you prefer blue or black inked pens?
  102. When was the last time you had to dress fancy?
  103. Do you prefer green or red grapes?
  104. How do you have your eggs?
  105. Whats your favorite saying?
  106. Can you stand on your hands unassisted?
  107. What do you have on your fridge door?
  108. Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door?
  109. What is one thing you wish you could tell your younger self?
  110. What is your dream?

Max Rockatansky: “I have lost my family and my best friend to the violence of the gangs that are overwhelming this nation. I can’t stay and keep being a cop because i’m going to hunt each one of their murderers down and kill them in revenge and it’s going to be horrible to the point i am not fit for society. I will then just drive into the desert. I have no plan past this.”

[does a violence. Many, many violence’s in fact.]

Max Rockatansky, like 5 years later: “I have acquired a dog. Things are looking up. In other news, there seems to have been a nuclear war, the government no longer exists, and the gangs have taken over. Also, i am running out of dog food.” [Plot appears, ends] “I have lost my dog, been through several crashes, been shot, several things are broken, and my car has exploded. Helped a colony of survivors escape gang planning to kill them. Can’t figure out why the fuck i did this when i could have left with the damn car. I miss my dog.”

Max Rockatansky, like 15 years later: “Ok, i have found and repaired another car. I got a dog. I–” [shit happens] “I am chasing down a motherfucker with a wagon. I will kill him. Need haircut.” [Plot Occurs] “Got lost in desert, group of feral children thought i was a god. told them no. Accidentally led a revolution. fuck if i know where they are now. left for dead in desert. got the hair cut. i fucking hate pilots.”

Max Rockatansky, like 10 years later: “I finally have been alone with my car. No one is bothering me. No one is around for miles. I can brood over my inadequacy. mm lizard. fuck is that.” [Things] “Alright m8 first of all” [Plot] “I want my car back. You know what, a car. gimme the car. why is it no– oh fuck really. fine road trip.” [All The Plot] “I am too old for these Revolutions. I’m going to go nap in the sun. be a fucking lizard. the girls can be all governmental. ff do i even have knees anymore. fuck”

–Max Rockatansky, a life paraphrased

Be an unreasonable c***? Fear for your son's life.

I’ve been working in the skydiving industry for a number of years (because my husband is a tandem instructor) and recently our current drop zone has been short-handed, so I started learning to do manifest.

Side note: doing manifest is basically figuring out which tandem instructor goes with which student, which is more complicated than it sounds when you’re at a large DZ and the many instructors have large egos. End side note.  

Today was my second day in the manifest office, and I made basically the biggest mistake I could make: I missed two people and they weren’t on the load sheet. I realized this only a few minutes after the sheet went out, when the mom of one of the jumpers came striding up to my window and demanded answers.  

My manager and I did some quick recon and figured out what had happened, and I added the two missing jumpers to the last load… which, based on the order they checked in, would have been the load they were on anyway. And I apologized for my mistake and explained that I’m new. Nope, unacceptable. This “let me speak to your manager” haircut bitch proceeded to ask for a discount for her inconvenience, tell us she was going to leave a scathing review mentioning me personally, ask for my name, the manager’s name, the owner’s name, the email address where the owner could be reached, and just generally made her displeasure known in a really shitty, aggressive way. She was basically screaming at me by the time she gave up and I got to slam the window shut and have a little rage-cry.  

Then it was time to figure out which instructor was going to jump with her special snowflake son. It just so happened that my husband was up! I waited until just after hubs had finished his ground interview video with the snowflake (because I knew bitch-mom would be watching like a hawk) before I waltzed out and gave him a lingering kiss. I also whispered some unimportant work info in his ear while looking at her.

Watching her realize that her precious baby boy’s life was in the hands of a man who was, at the very least, sleeping with the girl she just screamed at… let’s just say it was satisfying.

Fuck you, Miss!

If Ichigo’s enemies got him presents


As requested by anon. :)


Ulquiorra: Kurosaki Ichigo, I and the other Bleach villains have thrown you this party.

Ichigo: …when I got an anonymous party invite, I kinda thought it would be my friends.

Ulquiorra: That is because you are bad at inference.

Ichigo: Hey!

Ulquiorra: Regardless, we are here to each give you a present that will promote your growth as a person.

Ichigo: Um…you’re my enemies.

Ichigo: And you want to help me grow as a person?

Ulquiorra: Did not fighting us increase your strength? Did not losing to us increase your resolve? Did not the heat of battle lead in every case to ridiculously unfair power-ups?

Ichigo: …

Ichigo: Yeah okay. Bring on the gifts. 

Grimmjow: There are so many things wrong with you.

Ichigo: Not a great start.

Grimmjow: So, so many.

Ichigo: Yeah, okay!

Grimmjow: But most of all - you need to learn to take a punch without folding like a dead fraccion!

Grimmjow: So here. This is one of those spring-loaded punching machines. I suggest you stand in front of it every day and take punches to the face.

Ichigo: …

Ichigo: …

Ichigo: Wow, that’s way more useful a gift than I expected!

Ulquiorra: You say that only because you have not seen mine.

Ulquiorra: I know that as a “human,” you care about keeping promises. Therefore, I got you this.

Ichigo: Ulquiorra, is this a chainsaw?

Ulquiorra: You promised to cut off an arm and a leg.

Ulquiorra: I know that has been hanging over your head.

Ichigo: Uh…

Ulquiorra: You are welcome.

Ginjo: Okay! Okay! Enough of the espada hogging the villain spotlight!

Ginjo: Ichigo, I got you this lovely box of chocolates.

Ginjo: Because you told me how much you love chocolate.

Ichigo: T-that was a private and weirdly intense scene!

Ginjo: Just take the chocolate! It’s cute!

Candice: ENOUGH FROM THE OLD VILLAINS

Candice: Kurosaki Ichigo, you MESSED UP MY HAIR in battle!

Candice: To grow as a person or whatever, you need to understand how shitty that is.

Candice: So here. It’s a coupon to a discount haircut place with terrible reviews.

Candice: Maybe you can get a haircut even worse than the one you have in the epilogue.

Ichigo: Wait, is there something wrong with my hair?

Candice: Oh shut up and get a bad haircut!

Yhwach: My gift is much more kind.

Yhwach: I got for you this baseball glove and this ball. I have a matching set.

Yhwach: I know you never had a real father…

Ichigo: I HAD A FATHER

Yhwach: …but since I am your Quincy dad, I thought we could play some fatherly baseball in the ancient bonding ritual.

Ichigo: I would really rather not.

Yhwach: Kids. So fickle.

Aizen: Please step aside, unpopular version of me.

Yhwach: I AM A GOD

Aizen: Whatever.

Aizen: Kurosaki Ichigo, I got you this five-year planner.

Aizen: You desperately need to work on your planning skills.

Ichigo: Um, Aizen? This thing is already filled in.

Ichigo: WHY DOES IT SAY ‘GET A BAD HAIRCUT’ FOR NEXT WEEK?!

Aizen: Planning is a skill.

Aizen: I have helped you by showing you the way.

Ichigo: …

Ichigo: Well gosh, this has been great but…

Ulquiorra: But you are eager to put our gifts to use. I understand.

Ulquiorra: I look forward to seeing you with many fewer limbs, an even worse haircut, and many black eyes.

Ichigo: …

Ichigo: This may be the last surprise party I attend.

I need to share what I found in my attic last night

By reddit user A10A10A10

I’m an old man living alone in an old house.  My wife and I bought it 10 years ago, just before she passed.  I don’t know how old it is.  If I had to guess, I’d say at least 150 years.  It’s your typical old house in back country southern United States, surrounded by forest and far from the closest neighbor.

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Dating Hannah Baker Would Include
  • braiding her hair
  • wearing each other’s clothes
  • visiting her at the Crestmont just to watch her work
  • “So are you going to buy a ticket, or?”
  • dates at Monet’s
  • nicknames
  • she always asks you how your day went
  • you ask her the same question
  • even though you two were with each other for most of the day
  • “How can you hate roses? Everyone loves roses.”
  • “Everyone but me.”
  • not too big on PDA
  • you boop her nose a lot
  • being very protective over her
  • you always stand up for her
  • “Honeybunch, you don’t have to worry about them. You have me, come on, let’s go eat some ice cream.”
  • losing your shit when you heard that Jessica slapped her
  • almost fighting her
  • being upset that so many people were going after your girlfriend when she’s done nothing wrong
  • her haircut
  • “Oh-wow.”
  • “What, you don’t like it?”
  • “It’s not that I don’t like it, it’s just so… sudden. When have you ever mentioned cutting your hair before?”
  • noticing she hasn’t been telling you everything lately
  • you go over to her house the night she tries to commit suicide
  • you meet her on her doorstep just as she’s coming back from what you assume was a walk
  • she’s startled to see you
  • “Y/N, what are you doing here?”
  • “I just wanted to see if you were okay.”
  • she breaks down in tears before you could even finish your sentence
  • you bring her inside and hold her close as she tells you what she was about to do
  • you start crying too
  • you make sure to never let her out of your sight
  • she looks out for you and you look out for her
  • you just want the best for her and she wants the best for you

Originally posted by cassiesullivan

@sarah-paulsons-bottom-lip

Church Oppa (Joshua/Jisoo Smut)

Summary: The shy little boy next door - complete with a purity ring and church camp certified, not exactly a match for someone who’s spent a fortune in foundation just to cover up hickies. But Joshua caught your attention within minutes and you couldn’t help but hope that God turned a blind eye when you captured his. Smut. 

(AN: Okay I had a lot of fun writing this and it is a little bit shorter than my other ones (5400 words) but eh whatever I hope you guys like it. I focused so much on the pinky ring because when I first saw the Seventeen rings honestly I didn’t know they were band rings, no words of a lie I thought they were purity rings because I had just come from the 5sos fandom and a bunch of people were saying that Luke’s pinky ring was a purity ring and he stopped wearing it randomly after his eighteenth birthday, so… whatever please enjoy the smut and message me feedback! -Tanisha<3)

Empty house - boring. TV - boring. YouTube - boring. Tumblr - boring. Homework - boring. Sunday afternoon - boring, boring, boring. There was nothing good about Sundays and you had no clue who invented them or thought they were a good idea. But, you supposed, whatever day ultimately took their place would suck just as much.

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This post has woken up a need deep inside of me for something I didn’t realize I wanted. A need for a Star Wars/Treasure Planet crossover.

I mean, just imagine it.

*The map from Treasure Planet is actually a Sith holocron, programmed with a map to a lost Sith homeworld. Jim Hawkins figures it out because he’s awesome that way, and Delbert is what everyone thinks Palpatine is: a historian with a particular interest in Sith and Jedi history. Except he’s not, you know, a secret Sith Lord.

*Silver would totally know Hondo. C’mon. Pirate bros for life.

*Captain Amelia meeting Captain Rex (there’s some awesome art for that scenario on the post). Captain Amelia being a Zygerrian that despises the fact her people are slavers. Captain Amelia, my first ever female crush, just being her natural badass self in Star Wars.

*Obi-Wan meeting B.E.N. (and being awestruck by the fact that there is finally a droid that talks more than Threepio).

*One of Silver’s arm gadgets is totally a lightsaber. Give him a lightsaber dammit.

*Jim teaching Ahsoka how to sky-surf.

*Anakin and Jim bonding over their love of mechanics.

*Anakin drooling over Silver’s cybernetic implants.

*All the clones loving Morph so you just start seeing random splotches of pink with eyes on armor everywhere.

*Jim spending most of his time casually carrying a Sith holocron around in his pocket.

*Idk about you, but Captain Flint reminded me of the Sith species in Star Wars, so lets say he’s a Sith that survived and Silver lowkey had to train under him before Flint up and died somewhere. Now he’s a pirate could-have-been-Sith who’s a total softy underneath the gruff ‘I’ll kill ya to get what I want’ personality.

*Jim is already 50% towards having a Padawan haircut, all he’s missing is the braid. You could even call him an Initiate that never became a Padawan, so he went back home and WHOOPS here’s a dude crashing into his mother’s bed-and-breakfast with a Sith holocron in his chest. Time for adventures!

*Jim and Obi-Wan bonding over the fact that Jim was a failed Initiate who was never chosen.

*OBI-WAN BEING LIKE ‘I’LL TRAIN THE BOY’ and now he has two pirate captain besties because like fuck is Silver just disappearing in this scenario.

Behold French!Graves

Or, that one AU in which Grindelwald erased Graves’ memories and dumped him in Europe, leaving him alone to rebuild his life from scratch. Everyone believes him dead. Newt and Credence run into him in France by accident. 


They’d been staying in Paris for a couple of days, trying to find the wizard Newt was searching for. Another supposed expert when it came to magical beasts. Newt absolutely wanted to talk with him about the Beast of the Gévaudan, and other legendary creatures he’d heard originated from France.

There were staying at a Hotel in separate rooms, a cheap but nice place to be with everything they needed. America was far behind, now. It had been two years since the debacle with the Obscurus in New York, and a year and 9 months since Newt Scamander found Credence residing in his suitcase, occupying the freezing landscape in his Obscurus form.

He’d taken Credence with him, refusing to tell anyone about his discovery, and offered to teach Credence magic. With Newt at his side, Credence had grown. He’d learned to raise his head higher when he talked, had learned to be more confident when he expressed his opinions, had learned to say what he liked and disliked and most of all, he’d learned to control the dark force within him and now managed to do actual magic. Sure, there was still a lot to accomplish yet, but Credence was a far cry from what he’d been a few years ago. He’d let his hair grow as well, getting rid once and for all of the horrible haircut Mary Lou gave him. It was still short but it curled around a bit, giving his face a gentleness he thought didn’t resemble him.

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Weather It With A Distraction

Request: “Can you do a oneshot where Sirius comforts the reader during a storm cause she’s afraid” + “Can you write another young Sirius? Those are my favorites and I’ve read everything in your blog even though I dont know what half of it is…”

Pairing: Sirius Black x Reader

Word Count: 946

Warnings: None

Originally posted by sensualkisses


There it was again. Thunder louder than the pulse that shrouded your head in a constant violent thumping. You knew it was childish to be afraid, and that only made you more ashamed as you cowered under the covers of the bed. Normally, the pitter-patter of rain was soothing, something that encouraged you to take a cup of tea and book in hand and relax until the comforting feeling of rapping water droplets lulled you to sleep. But now the rain was vicious, battering on the windows, accompanied by the bright light that lit the night sky intimidatingly.

“(Y/n)?” Sirius entered the room, his voice sleep laced. “Are you up?”

You pulled the duvet to your chin, watching the young man stumble in the dark towards you. You felt slightly more at ease as he crawled on top of the bed towards you, coming under the blanket with you. His warm hands sent a jolt through your flesh as he pulled you to him, almost as bold as the lightning itself. Although, you soon relaxed into his touch, his gentle caressing feeling idyllic on this fearful night.

“I was woken up by the thunder.” He mumbled. “I hope you don’t mind that I snuck in.”

You smiled, leaning back into his chest as he spoke. The low rumbling of his voice tickled your back. You had been staying with your parents for the week, as they insisted on having you back home for a little while over the Christmas break. They agreed to let you bring your boyfriend with you, but on the condition that he sleeps in a separate room. But, with Sirius being Sirius, he had found a way to spend every night with you in your own bed, disappearing in the early hours of the morning as to not raise suspicions.

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That was the best live show ?????

the first half of the liveshow was such a mess but it was the best part because you could tell they were both so genuinely comfortable with each other and so amused with what the other person was saying and they just bounced one idea off of another even though they were all random topics and kind of jumbled up. plus all of the technical difficulties they had at the beginning like when younow wouldn’t work at first and then they couldn’t find the right gif and then they couldn’t get twitter to work and it just made the entire thing really humorous and entertaining to watch. one of the best parts was when they started talking about their joint haircuts and how phil has an established rule that he gets to have his haircut first because when dan goes first he basically spills phil’s entire life story to the hair dresser and phil has nothing left to talk about when it’s his turn. it’s funny cuz not only did dan steal phil’s hairdresser, but he can never shut up about phil and he would literally tell everyone in the world phil’s life story if he could. and then when dan accidentally said “after he’d been doing you for 30 minutes” and you could tell they were both silently laughing about what he just said and i really wanted phil to point it out and make a joke but he didnt ;( also another one of the best things that happened during the liveshow was when phil talked about how he accidentally put in his own address in the delivery box instead of his moms when he bought her mother’s day flowers so he just facetimed his mom the flowers and they both broke out laughing as soon as phil said that.. what a fucken icon. the last half of the liveshow wasn’t as exciting but they still wouldn’t stop banting and i just wondered when the wedding was cuz i must’ve missed it from the way they were acting around each other

Who is the Mysterious Eldian? (And is it Eren?)

Good day y’all. As most of you have probably seen, the SnK Chapter 94 spoilers are out. The full raws for the whole chapter in fact. And, despite all the cute warrior backstory, there’s a serious topic we need to address here in the present time. And that’s this person right here. I have been trying to sit on my ass and study for the past few hours while waiting for the Season 2 Soundtrack to drop, but to kill time and THEN study (probably) I’ll write this up real quick. 

The point of interest is this right here:

This person right here. We saw them last chapter looking at the new warriors from behind but we assumed it was a random person. However, it was VERY suspicious to see them CONVENIENTLY in that shot, looking at the others. And how come they are the only one who have their Eldian armband on the right arm instead of the left? Can the Marley even let that slide? Well, in any case, I am shocked at the fact that we get them in this chapter AGAIN.

They seem to be walking in line led by a Marleyan guard in charge of transporting Eldians around or between districts. And, of course, the guard’s behavior as about as much as you would except from a Marleyan. However, I find it REALLY suspicious how much attention this one character gets. Isayama NEVER does this unless it’s for a reason.

Let’s talk about the character themselves. First of all the way they react to the Guard being an asshole is just… lowkey hard to look at. They look so dead and lost on hope I don’t know what to think of it, while everyone just gets scared. It’s really weird.

Falco, one of the main people this arc has been focusing on so far, notices that, goes to help them and, from what we can understand, tells them that their armband is on the wrong arm. It’s really… weird.

I’ve seen a lot of people saying this could be Eren. The attention and overall mood somewhat matches AND they have his hair color AND post-timeskip haircut. I’m honestly not sure what to think. And how come the text box CONVENIENTLY covers up his face, as well as the border of the panel. Something is definitely fishy here.

If it is in fact Eren.. let’s consider what this means: During the timeskip, it means Eren SOMEHOW got over to Marley in one of the internment zones. This also seems to be Liberio, where Grisha came from originally (seeing as how Zeke greeted his grandparents, which.. are alive by the way! Yay! I guess he hasn’t FULLY resented his bloodline yet). So, he goes there and pretends to be a normal eldian? He lost his leg, and I’m not sure if that’s on purpose or not.. but it may be a disguise of him doing what Reiner did and halting his regeneration powers. 

But why?

Why would the most important and powerful person of Paradis Island, as well as the remaining hope for all of Eldia, journey over to Marley and attempt to blend in with the local Eldians being oppressed by the Marley? It simply makes no sense. And how would he even get past their security on the shoreline? How did they even get across the ocean in the first place? There’s simply no way he could go undetected so far, but there’s so many things that match up. And Isayama giving this kind of attention to a random character is NOT a red herring. 

He NEVER does this.

Honestly, I’m not sure what to think. I really don’t want the final battle to go along the lines of…
“SURPRISE BITCHES! WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR ASS IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY ALL ALONG!!”

Like it honestly makes no sense.

If it is in fact Eren, which I’m starting to believe the more and more I go into this, and say.. Araki adapted this one day, I’m 100% sure he would do everything in his power to make it as OBVIOUS as he possibly could that this is Eren. Honestly though… this just boggles me beyond belief.

MC disappears after Rika returns
Part 2

Go to Part 1 here

Everything seemed to be going fine. Rika had the RFA running smoothly again. It wasn’t perfect, but she kept smiling, and she carried everyone along in her happy-trance.
Then V died.
Everyone had questions, how, why, what happened? Broken and falling apart, Rika didn’t answer. Everyone let her keep quiet, they dropped the issue. They didn’t want to hurt the girl who had already been through so much.
The RFA all seemed to pull in together to help support her. They helped her with the funeral, kept everything small. She tried tucking everything away, locking it up with a smile.
Seven and Yoosung helped go through V’s belongings with her.
Tucked away on the top shelf, Seven found a box, coated in dust. In it laid a letter. His heart stopped for a moment when he saw the name on it.

MC

Yoosung

It’s on their way out of Rika’s that Seven tells him.
“MC… I think I might be able to find them.”
“Seven, they’re gone.. I thought we’ve moved past this.”
“…I found this.”
The moment he sees your name, he’s denying it. “No, Seven, she’s gone. She’s gone, we just.. we just started moving on Seven. We can’t break about it again.”
”This might be the clue we need. It’s been hidden this whole year, by V, maybe even by Rika. It might be enough to find them.”
He doesn’t want it to be real.
He was just getting used to you being gone. He was just getting used to Rika being here again, instead of you.
He was just starting to accept that Rika was back, that V was dead, and that that was that.
And now Seven is kicking up dirt.
Rika can’t be part of it all.
Right?
-”Rika… we found a letter. From MC. Do you.. know anything about it?”
-”What was in the letter?”
-”Seven has it…”
-”Oh, okay. Come back and tell me about it”
-”Okay”

Jaehee

“You… you think you can find them?”
She almost can’t believe it, yet here Seven is, calling her and telling her. It had been months.. a year? Is it really a year now? Yes. It had been over a year since you disappeared.
She must’ve lost track of time… she was so focused on work. She hardly notices the change of day, she only knows work and sleep. Her life deteriorated after your disappearance. She didn’t know how much you affected her life until you were really gone…
“I’m positive I can. I just… I need your help. I need to get more information from Rika. I think she’s hiding information around MC’s disappearance, but she isn’t going to let me get anywhere near it. If you could get it, or get Yoosung to help you..”
“I’ll try Seven. I’m heading out now.”
Jaehee doesn’t quite know what she’s doing, she just knew she was at work… and now she’s at Rika’s. And then walking in, and offering help.
“I got out of work early, I was just wondering if you wanted some help.”
Confusion shows on her face before Rika nods, smiling. “I’ll take all the help I can get. There’s so much to take care of, I.. I never realized there would be so much.”
She bustles off into the other room, and Jaehee takes the chance to look around. Papers are everywhere, stacks upon stacks, packed away into boxes. What caught her eye is a small white box.
Without thinking, she snatched it up and tucked it into her bag. Rika returned then lead her into another room, showing her just how to help more.

Zen

-”There’s a letter from MC?”
He can’t help but notice the chatroom right when he wakes up.
-”Why didn’t we know about this before?”
Rika is quick to respond
-”V had many secrets, even from me. I didn’t even know about the letter”
All of the suspicion he once had arose again. Zen just doesn’t know if he can trust her anymore.
You’ve held just as many secrets he can’t help but think.
Leaving the chat, he messages Seven.
-What do you know about MC?
-Jaehee just got some more letters. I’ll let you know as I find more
-where’d you get the letters?
-Rika
-What do they say?
-they’re letters she received. from MC
she mentioned a threat….
i think rika threatened MC
-She…. she did what?
-threatened MC
-I got that already. But… why?
-MC was probably a threat to her..
i have to go
-Seven, wait
-wat
-Keep me updated.
Please
-okay
Rika messages Zen soon after.
-Can you come help me? I’ve been having trouble finding some of my things in all this chaos.. Jaehee and I can’t seem to get through this mess
Hesitantly, he heads out.

Jumin

“Why are you here? I’ve heard from the others that MC is…”
Seven nods.
“Is MC really…?”
“I think I can find them. The letters Rika sent… I think I know where MC has gone.”
“What do you need?”
“I need a reason for MC to come back here. And a way to get them here.”
“I’ll take care of it.”
Hesitatnly, Seven nods. “Here, this is where MC is now. I managed to find them… finally. I finally did it.”
“Yes, you finally did. I’ll take care of it from here. You need to go and get a decent meal though. You look like death, and if MC comes back to see you like this–”
“I’ll… I’ll be okay. I’ll be okay now.”
“Wait a second.”
“What?”
“I heard that MC was threatened. What was the threat?”
“…we’ll take care of that when the time comes.”
With Seven out, Jumin looks at the address. MC… you’re so far away he thinks. I think you’ll come back though, if you were to hear of a death.
After he sends the message and a plane ticket, he decides to check up on Jaehee.
Last he heard, she headed over to Rika’s.

Seven

It is late. He knows Jumin had sent the plane ticket. You would be arriving soon, if you were coming at all.
For all he knows, you could easily just ignore them. They could’ve also have found the wrong person. You could’ve been too busy.
There are so many reasons for you not to come….
He is surprised when he sees you. You, nervously walking out of the airport, new haircut, shaking hands, big eyes. Small bag, lightly packed. You didn’t plan to stay.
But what matters… is that you are here.
“MC?”
Your eyes fall upon Seven, then fill with tears. You shake your head, “Oh, Seven, I never should’ve come.”
“Why? MC, you’ve been gone, with no explanation, I… I‘m sorry. I should’ve helped you, I should’ve noticed there was something wrong, but I just didn’t notice. I was so blind.”
“I… crap, no, I shouldn’t have come. It’s not because of you, it was never because of you.”
“Then what was it? What did Rika do that scared you away so bad?”
“She threatened (insert your favortie mm charrie). I… I can’t let her do that.”
“You already have, MC. Just by returning. You already have.” A sickly sweet voice chimes. Walking up behind Seven, there is Rika with the rest of the RFA. “I never wanted it to get so big, it was supposed to be so simple. Don’t come back. But maybe it’s best, now that you’re here, to just end it all. We can all leave together, can’t we? It’ll be a much better place for all of us.” She pulls out a gun, and smiles sweetly. “How about we start with (insert your favortie mm charrie)?”
“No!” You yell, and you dart forward to stop her.
A bullet flies through the air, and that’s when goes to chaos.
Somewhere among it all, the gun is flung to the floor. Rika falls, left in a stun. And Saeran comes running out in shock, holding a heated gun.

Saeran

“I– I— it… it wasn’t supposed… no.. no, God, no, fuck fuck fuck….”
He takes your limp hand. “Fuck!” He yells, clenching his fist. “No this wasn’t, this wasn’t supposed to… Fuck! It was supposed to be her, not you… not you….”
He holds the gun up as everyone crowds around. Security is already surrounding the group, yet Jumin holds up a hand to have them stand off.
“G–go away! It’s your fault to begin with, all of your faults! You never fucking listened to MC, now did you? Look at where the fuck it got you!”
He looks down at you, at the crimson bleeding into your sweater. Your eyes were starting to gloss over, but after a few sputtering coughs, you smiled painfully, “Saeran…. it’s okay. Don’t blame them. I love them. Like I love you. I’m sorry that I could have been better for all of you…. I’m sorry.”
A few more coughs, each sounding increasingly more painful.
Saeran lowers the gun, then breaks down into tears.


“The ambulance is getting close,” Jumin says, his voice rough. He looks down at you for just a moment, where someone is helping with the bleeding, before he clears his throat. “I’m sorry. I’ve let you down MC, I could’ve done more, I could’ve protected you… Nothing will be the same without you, you have to make it. Okay? “ He turns away with that, shielding his face from view.
Jaehee slowly crouches down next to you and Saeran, taking your hand. “It’ll be okay MC,” she says, her voice high and watery, “we’re here for you this time… we… we aren’t going to leave you now.”
Shaking his head, Yoosung stares down, “I…. MC… I’m… I’m so sorry. I wish I could’ve been better for you, I wish I could’ve been good enough to stop this, so that… so that you could.. be okay…” He bites his lip, unable to say more. He wipes at his eyes, “I’m here for you until the end this time, okay..?”
“We’re all here until the end this time, I promise you MC… I’m not going to leave you, we’re going to be by your side now. You… you gotta make it for us, okay? We won’t be anything without you.” Zen says, laying a hand on your shoulder. His other hand he holds up to his mouth, wiping at his eyes, or holding back words that might come pouring out of him.
Seven stays in the background until the ambulance comes. He watches as they help you on to a stretcher, and he watches as the life fades out of your eyes. Any moment now, you’ll be gone. The ambulance never could’ve saved you. He knows that. He doesn’t want to accept it, doesn’t want to address it.
But now you’re leaving, taken away on the ambulance for the last time he’ll see you.
He rushes over, takes your hand, and whispers in your ear, “MC… I’m so sorry… I’m sorry I’ve never been good enough for you, that I got you into all of this, that I couldn’t protect you…. I promise…. we’ll see each other again, okay? I promise…. we’ll be able to see each other on the spaceship one day.”

And then the ambulance rushes you away.

V

The letter they found from V was tucked away in a box.
It wasn’t hidden, wasn’t meant to be hidden at least.
Rika of course kept it away from them.
But she wasn’t here to hold the secrets out of reach anymore.
And V was ready to pour them out into the open in the many letters he wrote, but never could send.

The RFA was shattered after this.
There was so many issues that broke trust, shattered confidence and structure.
Instead of breaking apart, it drew them closer together.
They worked harder than ever before to do good.
But they watched out for each other, kept each other from overworking themselves. They created a group built on trust, so that they could have confidence and closeness and openness amongst each other.
They did it in memory of you.
You changed their world.
And they could never forget you.

~Sunflower (:

tl;dr im a transphobic bigot

im really tired of nb people (or any other gender that isnt male or female/cis or trans) acting like they understand trans struggles. im tired of being lumped together with them. im tired of people assuming im a radical sjw because of them, because theyre what people think of when they think about trans. im tired of people telling me that you dont need to experience dysphoria to be trans, and quite honestly, this is the thing that hits the hardest. although my transitions been going about as smooth as it could go, its still been hard because of dysphoria, and it was incredibly hard to convince my parents that i was trans. im not trying to throw a pity party, but im tired of people treating being trans as a new fucking haircut or some new fashion statement. because, whether you like it or not, being trans is a fucking mental illness. and no, im not being a transphobic bigot, its a literal mental illness that has been scientifically proven. and so, despite all the things the actual trans community goes through, these people have the audacity to undermine us by stealing our identities and telling us (pretty much) that being trans is a choice (i mean, how could it not be a choice if you dont have to have gender dysphoria? if youre transitioning to a different gender despite being fine with your assigned gender, i really have to just assume youre some pubescent white girl who has too much time on her hands). stop putting yourself under the trans umbrella because trans is not an umbrella term. youre either trans or youre not, and you wont convince me otherwise unless i see actual scientific evidence. you cannot be transgender while also being nonbinary because YOU ARENT FUCKING TRANSITIONING TO ANYTHING. all youre doing is giving yourself a useless label and getting mad when people dont use fucking xi/xer pronouns.

if you are nb/some other gender, let me know how you feel because i always want to hear other peoples perspectives. im going to tag this as a lot of things so i can reach out to people past my followers.

Assistant (JuminxReader)


Author’s note: Some time ago I reached 1500 followers and I decided to write something for this occasion. It’s fanfiction based on Jaehee’s BE3 in which MC is becoming Jumin’s assistant.

Again, it could have a yandere vibes! So don’t read if you not into that kind of stuff :)

Also BIG THANKS to @pansexualtrash ! She edited and fixed my fic, so you guys don’t need to see my poor english, lol. REALLY REALLY BIG THANKS! Check her fanfictions, guys!

Sorry for this random title, lol. I can’t come up with something better for now.


Y/N – put your name in here

Place: Jumin’s office



Jumin sighed, trying to concentrate on work. Piles of papers were laying before him and he was reading the same document over and over again. He could see the letters but didn’t understand them. His mind was somewhere else. 

She isn’t that clumsy, he was thinking to himself. She did it on purpose, didn’t she?

It was so frustrating not knowing why she acted like that. He told her, right? He warned her that there will be consequences if she embarrassed them in front of Jaehee. And yet she did it. She spilt the coffee on his chest, dirtying his shirt with dark stains. But that’s not all- she began to apologize and attempt to wipe the stains out of his clothes, setting him in a strange sense of dismay. People were looking at them, whispering, including Jaehee and other members of the RFA. First, he thought that she did it by accident, but then he saw a little glow of triumph in her eyes.

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