the gym that's surely in it

anonymous asked:

all jokes aside the fact that dan was genuinely upset at the situation with phil at the gym makes me really warm bc he's proven himself to be the kind of person that doesn't tolerate people hurting his loved ones and i think that's such a nice quality and he's such a good person and i love him dearly

phils video was meant to make the entire situation into something other people can laugh at but im sure something like that actually is upsetting to some degree like i would actually cry if something like that happened to me and i know id be mad if it happened to someone i care about a lot because it was more than just some bizarre misunderstanding, it was a shitty personal trainer who wouldn’t listen? dan getting genuinely angry over it made me feel emotionanal

anonymous asked:

Hello!!i was wondering if you dont mind, could you do a mystic messenger headcannon with mc being super athletic?? Like works out everday, has abs and a super good butt (👌👌) has a ton of workout clothes and running shoes?? thank you so much 😆

Depression’s  kicking me in the ass but mysme makes me happy so.. Hope you like!!

<<requests are open>>


  • A new chatroom has opened: MC HAS GONE MISSING
  • Yoosung awoke to find you gone and promptly went to the chat to share the news
  • Saeyoung freaks out
  • Yoosung freaks out more
  • “OK OK OK Lemme track her!”
  • MC has entered the chatroom
  • “Guys? I’m okay?? Chill”
  • “Geez MC, tell me when you leave! :(“
  • “I mean…I would have…but you were sleeping like a little baby! So cute…”
  • “MC, stop I’m a man”
  • “Don’t worry. I’m coming onto the campus right now”
  • MC has left the chatroom
  • Yoosung tackles you to the floor and peppers you in kisses
  • “whY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME????!!!”
  • “Babe I just went running…You can try it too you know.”
  • “Nooooooo I already exercise!  I surf.
  • The web”


  • You woke up at your usual 6:00 am and turned over to find Zen gone
  • Shrugging, you assume he just went to go make some coffee or something.
  • You yawn and make your way to your overnight bag, throwing on some workout clothes.
  • “Zen, babe, I’m going out for a bit?’’
  • “Looking for me?”
  • You find him leaning on the table, a smirk plastered on his face and winking
  • “You trying to be cute or something?” you laugh
  • “C’mon MC, we can go work out together. You know what they say, Couples who run together stay together.”
  • Of course you agree.
  • “Spot me, MC.”
  • He was trying to lift like 90 lbs or something
  • “Stop showing off you doof.”


  • She doesn’t really like to go out and explicitly exercise, but she enjoys it because you do
  • BUT, as a couple thing, you guys would go practice martial arts
  • “Jaehee, are you staring at my butt?”
  • “No…?” BLUSHES
  • “It’s okay, it’s all yours babe”
  • Would totally be the one under you as you did pushups


  • “Jumin, I’m going out for a bit!” you yell, tying your laces
  • “Where are you going? Should a bodyguard go with you?”
  • “Chillll. I’m just going to the gym.”
  • “MC I can’t let you do that. What if there’s a hacker or something? Besides, there’s a gym on the 3rd floor.”
  • “Let me ooout!!”
  • He laughs and hugs you from behind.
  • Fricken parkours out of his grasp and runs out the door with your gym bag
  • “Byeee Jumin! Elizabeth!”
  • This happens like every morning
  • When you come back, you’re all sweaty
  • Jumin’s got a bath ready for you
  • Sometimes you’ll both lay in the tub together and he’ll trace over your abs
  • “MC, what are these lines on your stomach?”
  • “Babe, they’re called abs”


  • “Oh you think you can work out?!”
  • “YEAH!”’
  • “Do 20 pushups with me on your back”
  • Cue meme w/knife up to cat’s face
  • “What do I get if I win? HUH?”
  • “Uh uh uh….lifetime supply of honey buddha chips!”
  • “I already do get that >:(“
  • …..
  • “Have you been stealing my food, MC?”
  • ….
  • Saeyoung sits on u
  • Damn
  • You do more than 20 thats for sure
  • “WHAAA?”
  • It becomes a competition


  • *Accompanies you to the gym*
  • “MC, you’re doin’ great!”
  • You’re like lowkey drowning in the lap pool
  • “You can’t even SEE me!”
  • “Wait I can’t hear you moving?! What happened?”
  • “I’m standing right next to you, babe.”
  • He jumped and smiled softly, handing you a towel
  • “Here, dry off and we can go eat lunch somewhere.”


  • Yeah, he really likes it
  • “MC, why do you have like 50 of the same shirt in different colors”
  • “I work out”
  • “Yes I know, but why so many”
  • “Why not? You wear the same sweater every day”
  • “Touche”
  • You guys are OUTDOOR freaks
  • Hiking every weekend
  • Dangerous things, too.
  • You introduced it to him to get more comfortable; breath a little fresh air in

frondsnfangs  asked:

Do most trainer schools teach how to care for the needs of local Pokemon etc or is this something nurse Joy/the Pokemon daycare informs you of? Are these facilities legally allowed/obligated to take Pokemon, should they deem a trainer unable to meet its needs? I know that's a lot but I think they're fair questions.

Yes they are, but I’m not sure how well I can answer them. Let’s give it a shot, though.

As previously mentioned, I believe new trainers have to take a test proving they understand the basics of Pokémon care. Any further training is, well, on the trainer. It’s a bit like how driving school can teach you the basics, but maintenance, local laws, and registration are up to the driver. Pokémon Centers, daycares, nurseries, schools, gyms, and professors are great and usually free resources. Libraries maintain good and relevant materials. Non-profits also offer advice and direction.

Pokémon Centers are the first line of defense for poorly cared-for Pokémon. Since all trainers eventually have to bring their guys in, the nurses/veterinarians can detect problems. However, they do not have the legal authority to do anything. They do, however, have close contact with law enforcement. Most centers/hospitals have active police on-site who will step in if there is a cause for concern.

If a trainer/teacher/citizen notices a Pokémon not doing well or has other reason for concern, there are toll-free, anonymous hotlines provided by local governments and volunteers who will investigate the situation and contact the authorities as necessary.

Again, not a complete description, but maybe this is a start.

50% OFF starters.
  • "You can't have sex with your neighbor's backyard above-ground pool."
  • "let me help you out of that swimsuit-- POOL."
  • "I sure hope we become best friends! but I don't hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on."
  • "so anyways I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an icepick-- haha it was kind of a weird tuesday."
  • "we're gonna be late for anime school!"
  • "I'm just saying, is it illegal if I'm in my OWN pool?"
  • "(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER."
  • "oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
  • "this reminds me of prison. this reminds me of prison. this DEFINITELY reminds me of prison."
  • "look at that little pimp. he's gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka."
  • "let's skip all the fluff and get to the part where we're shirtless."
  • "homeboy looks like shark week, I ain't messin' with that."
  • "It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!"
  • "Nah, man, we went to holding. there's a big difference."
  • "Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor-- that is NOT a position you wanna be in."
  • "Wouldn't we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person."
  • "I'VE GOT MACE!"
  • "Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!?"
  • "you took the fall for me and I said thank you."
  • "I went to jail!"
  • "I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!"
  • "I stabbed a girl in the yard!"
  • "I think that guard you killed had a family!"
  • "look at that majestic ass mothafucka. like a dolphin or some shit. a dolphin with legs... and arms... and a jetpack."
  • "that's how they do it in Austrailia."
  • "20 bucks on jabber jaws."
  • "hey, man did you Tivo Glee last night?"
  • "I'm not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major."
  • "Neither one of them even died!"
  • "they won't let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it's deemed 'inappropriate' and I 'have to leave'."
  • "I have to tumblr this!"
  • "a guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that's the whole team, you're gonna have to be more specific."
  • "I ship them! and them!"
  • "they hate each other, but they also fuck each other!"
  • "hey we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop."
  • "so do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews and talk about my work out routine?"
  • "I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? ...nah, cops probably took it."
  • "do you know? do you know for sure? Because I don't need another incident."
  • "If I get out of this chair I guarantee you'll end up in one with wheels."
  • "Ok. I'll admit, I'm a little threatened."
  • "'sup bitches!~"
  • "aren't you that guy who drowned a kid? and burned down that building?"
  • "get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices."
  • "Remember, snitches get stitches!"
  • "shut up you're high as balls!"
  • "you're just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life."
  • "right, son. and speaking of crushing disappointments-"
  • "coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again."
  • "good thing I wore my Heelys."
  • "he's so hot but so crazy! which makes him even MORE hot!"
  • "Come on let me get those digits baby!"
  • "It should be illegal to be that fine!"
  • "oh just basic addition and subtraction. he was subtracting from my profits so I'm going to add a few extra holes in him."
  • "this doesn't seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs."
  • "I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go."
  • "Yeah I've seen him. He's in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos."
  • "your arrest record is extensive... and amateur."
  • "I want that boy to be my bride!"
  • "Pilates will do that man, works your core."
  • "what are we waiting for? let's go bro! let's gbro!"
  • "wow you sure said that."
  • "WOOP! WOOP! hold it, I'm gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness."
  • "One time we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don't even think their families cared, kinda sad, really."
  • "So, what you're saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?"
  • "well I've gotta go not talk to you anymore."
  • "I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water."
  • "I'm so happy right now! --and it's not just cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Ok I lied, I'm sorry, that's mostly the reason."
  • "hey I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How've you been kid?"
My goals


My transformation is going very well, I think. I would have to ask Mommy to be sure, she doesn’t want to tell me all the changes she sees in my.

My overall goal is getting clear in my head, I know what I want to achieve and become. I know the word bimbo has a different meaning for each person. I like the classic hyper sexy bimbo, but it’s not what I’m looking for. I want to be Mommy doll, I want to be perfect for her every minute of my life and to do it I have to know what she likes and be what she likes and desire.

I know Mommy likes feminine women with class and very fit woman too. So I have to keep going to the gym and keep training like I do and make sure I don’t dress like a slut. I need to look like a classy sexy woman all the time. On the inside I want to be her every dreams, make her happy, always be ready for her to please her any way she wants me to. I need to be classy on the outside and slutty on the inside.

This is what I think a classy sexy woman should be when going outside facing the world and thats what I am aiming for to be. I think I am there already, but it had to be perfect for Mommy and there is always room for improvement.

But at home I want to be something different, I want to be appealing all the time to Mommy.

These are looks I want to have all the time for different situations. I think I am already there, but as I said there is always place to improve.

I need to work on my mind too, to make it more focused on Mommy, looking good, making sure to please her and be happy.

Someone suggested me to put a tag on some of my post, it is #target look , If you see this it means I really like the look and I am aiming for that.

Time to prepare myself to go out.

Have a great evening


So two things happened today:

a) I bought a damn dress. I haven’t worn a dress since.. Well I honestly think it was probably kindergarten. I’m very self-conscious about my legs and arms and I think I look terrible in shorts and sleeveless tops. But to hell with it, this summer I’m wearing a damn dress, even if it’s just once.

b) I ran a 9k and didn’t die. My leg hurt like a bitch toward the end but I wanted to go over 7k and did. My phsyiotherapist told me to run until the pain starts so thats what I did and pushed for another kilometer. I’m damn satisfied with this. I sweated like a whore in a church hahahaha and I’m pretty sure everyone in the gym heard my breathing but who cares 😂

Also my Dr. Who phone case arrived today and I’m wearing Betty’s shirt so yay 😂💗

A chat with my husband (a professional sports coach) about my weight loss frustrations
  • Me: I was SO GOOD this month! Ate clean, kept my calorie count low, worked out 5 or 6 days a week, balanced out cardio with lifting, and I only lost half a pound after two months of plateaus!
  • Husband: I know! I've paid attention! It looks like you've lost more than that, though. You look great and I can tell your energy is way up!
  • Me: Thanks hon... It's just frustrating to work so hard toward a goal weight and make so little progress.
  • Husband: You've been doing this for about a year and a half, right? And how much weight have you lost?
  • Me: 22 lbs
  • Husband: Ok, so, that's about 1.5 lbs a month, yes?
  • Me: Yeah, sometimes more than that, sometimes nothing, but on average, yeah.
  • Husband: Do you like working out at the gym?
  • Me: Yeah, I do! It's my me time!
  • Husband: And all that running you do to train for that marathon, are you enjoying that?
  • Me: Oh you bet!
  • Husband: Are you planning to quit eating clean or were you just doing it temporarily?
  • Me: I don't feel like I need to ever go back to eating junk. I've found a good groove!
  • Husband: So how many pounds do you think you need to lose to get to your goal weight?
  • Me: 22, I'm halfway there.
  • Husband: So let's say your metabolism is slowing a bit and a half pound a month is about the average of what you can expect. That means it could take 4 more years to get there.
  • Me: Oh no! Oh my god! That's too long!
  • Husband: Oh so all this effort was just temporary? You were planning to give up after a while? Stop exercising at some point? Eat junk again someday?
  • Me: Of course not!
  • Husband: Well, do you see yourself enjoying running, getting your "me time" at the gym, and eating clean foods for another four more years?
  • Me: Sure do!
  • Husband: So what's the problem then? You're having a blast, you look GREAT, you're feeling better than ever, you're making progress... What's four more years?
  • Me: I see now why you're such a great coach 😊
Tips for Incoming College Freshmen

Entering your freshman year of college can be a bit scary! There will be so many new experiences, people, professors, and more, all of which can seem intimidating. I know that I was terrified, but I have learned a lot since my freshman year, and I want to share the tips and tricks that I found to be the most helpful:


1. Try to arrive to your class 10 minutes early. Sure, that may seem excessive, but trust me. Professors tend to arrive to the classroom before the designated start time, and students begin to trickle in at around five minutes before class starts. In order to ensure that you find your classroom (especially at the very beginning of the semester), and get the seat that you want, arrive 10 minutes early. 

2. Introduce yourself to your professor. At the end of your first class, go up to your professor and say “Hi! I’m [name], and I am really excited to be taking your class this semester! The topic really interests me, and I can’t wait to learn more about […].” Your professor will remember that you did this, and it gives a great first impression.

3. Take notes. During your classes, it is important to listen to what your professors are saying. It is also important to write down key points, especially if a powerpoint is not being provided to you through Blackboard, Google Docs, or another type of sharing platform. You can refer to these notes when completing assignments, studying for exams and quizzes, and as a refresher before your next class as to what you had previously discussed. 

4. ATTEND CLASS. It is so easy to skip classes in college, especially if you go to a larger university with 200+ people in your lectures. The snooze button is so easy to press, beds become comfier when it is time to wake up, and Netflix is much easier to sit through than a bio recitation. However, it is so difficult to make-up what was discussed in class. Really important conversations can happen that are hard to explain or re-create after they occur. Additionally, skipped classes can impact your final grade by a full letter score (with some professors). If you are sick or have to miss class for another important reason, email your professor and attend office hours to go over any content you may have missed. 

5. Try to go to office hours. Everyone says this. Everyone stresses that office hours are so important. They are, don’t get me wrong, but they are not necessary to go to for every class. I have found that I go to office hours religiously for classes that I am struggling with. It truly helped me, and it reflected in my final grade. The one-on-one time with my professor to try to understand the content that I wasn’t comprehending on my own was amazing, and something that I definitely needed. However, I felt that there were some classes that it wasn’t necessary to attend office hours, and that is okay. You have to judge for yourself, but you also have to be honest and utilize office hours when needed. 


1. Set up rules with your roommate right away. It is important that during the first weekend that you are with your roommate, you set up boundaries and rules. You must know what you can and cannot tolerate or handle, and make it clear. It is also important to be able to compromise, and remember that you are sharing a space with another person. 

2. Be respectful in communal bathrooms. Clean up your hair from the shower. Wipe your toothpaste out of the sink when you are done. Keep your shower caddy out of the way of other people and their caddies. Don’t sing in the shower (loudly) after 11pm when people may be trying to sleep. All common-sense things that people seem to forget when they have to share a bathroom with 20 other people.

3. Use command hooks and strips. These are amazing, don’t damage walls, and last the whole year. I used the hooks for jewelry, jackets, towels, and umbrellas, and the strips for posters and cork boards. They worked fabulously. 

4. Talk to your RA. Get to know them, as they can be a great resource for when you have roommate issues, or want advice about classes. They are older students who know a lot about the campus and academics, and are eager to help.

5. Buy fans. Buy so many fans. Especially if your dorm does not have central air. In the early fall semester and late spring semester, dorms tend to get super hot, and it makes being in the room uncomfortable. I recommend two window fans and a standing fan, and I suggest having those be the first things you un-pack and plug in when moving into your dorm.


1. Buy a planner. Use it. These are so helpful in planning ahead for exams and due dates, as well as important events. They help to keep you on top of your assignments, as well as allow you to write down important information. I love my planner and take it everywhere, and I don’t know how I would have survived college without it. 

2. Keep a calendar in your dorm room. Write down due dates, exam dates, events happening on campus, and meetings. This will serve as a visual and will definitely help to keep you on-task and motivated. 

3. Keep your notebooks or binders neat. Make sure you have a spot for your notes, handouts, exams, study guides, and anything else you may need. It really stinks to be scrambling to find something you need right now, and not being able to find it in a mess of papers. 

4. Save your papers and projects onto a flashdrive. In addition to saving them on your computer, saving important documents onto a flashdrive helps to make sure that in case something happens to your computer, you have everything that you need. My friends computer completely shut down and broke this past semester, and she lost all of her lesson plans in the middle of student teaching. Luckily, everything was backed-up, or else she would have had a HUGE problem on her hands. 

5. Keep your work-space organized. Make sure that everything has a place, and that everything is easily accessible. Studying and completing assignments is a lot less stressful when you know where everything is, and can get to it quickly and easily. 

Health and Fitness

1. Make healthy choices in the dining hall. It is so easy to succumb to the pizza, burgers, desserts, and ice cream. Of course, it is fine to have a slice of pizza for dinner or a brownie for dessert every once and a while, but it is important to take care of yourself. Utilize your dining halls salad bar, and try healthier options, such as grilled chicken, vegetables, and fresh fruits. 

2. The gym is free! Thats right, for the first and last time ever, you have a free gym membership. Try to go three times a week for about an hour to make sure that you are staying active. Exercising not only helps to keep you healthy, but it also helps clear your mind and give you a break from schoolwork. 

3. Use your campus health center. It is really easy to get sick when you are at college, where you are constantly packed together with other students and professors. When you do get sick, visit the health center. There are always doctors and nurses there, and medicine is usually inexpensive, especially if you have your insurance card. 

4. Talk to a counselor. Most schools have a counseling center where students can sign up for therapy. Going to therapy does not mean that you are sick or weak. It is perfectly normal, and extremely helpful. A lot of people use this service, and it helps to have an unbiased person to talk to when you are facing some difficult challenges and decisions, as one typically does when they are at college. 

5. Take some “me” time. It is easy to get caught up in everything that is going on with classes, clubs, and more. It can be hard to remember to take care of yourself, so it is important to schedule in at least some “me” time every day. This can be painting your nails, watching an episode of a show on Netflix, talking to your parents on the phone, or getting a coffee with a friend. Don’t neglect yourself and your needs. 

anonymous asked:

Is there anyway to get some TanaYama headcannons

TanaYama is hot honestly~

  • Tanaka shamelessly strolling around shirtless and Yama just stares approvingly at his muscles (its canon honestly)
  • Tanaka likes to whispering “no homo” when they kiss sometimes and Yama gives him the look
  • Tanaka trying to convince Yams to get some sort of piercing or dying his hair and yams is like “I’m not cool enough” BUT HE IS COOL ENOUGH
  • Motorcycle rides, thats important, yams always wears tanakas helmet
  • Tanaka making sure Yams isn’t haven’t a bad day, and picking him up when he is (emotionally and physcially, he picks him up and places him in his lap so he can cuddle and tell him how important he is)
  • Yams is super cheesy and surprises tanaka with picnics and tanaka just goes crazy and just peppers yams face with kisses
  • Yamaguchi always wearing a sundresses and hats and tanaka is flustered af EVERY SINGLE TIME
  • they love slow and quick kisses outside the gym every morning practice
  • Tanaka hears some angelic voice coming from inside his apartment one day when he gets home and hes all like wtf is that, so he explores a bit and finds Yamaguchi in the shower singing
  • Tanaka gives Yams flowers for every single celebration, birthday, christmas, valentines day, HALLOWEEN
  • Tanaka being a huge prankster and his favorite subject to prank is hams and yams always gets super angry at him (putting ice down the back of his shirt, suddenly playing never gonna give you up, etc)
what SHOULD HAVE happened that one day in P.E.
  • Gym teacher: Alex, why aren't you dressed? If you don't do it today, you'll have to make it up.
  • me: I'm on my period. I'm not running.
  • Gym teacher: That's no excuse. There are girls in all of the P.E. classes and they're all doing the mile and I'm sure some of them are on their period right now.
  • me: How about you shove a dry tampon in your ass, run the mile on top of debilitating cramps, and then tell me how comfortable you feel.

i feel like i havent made enough relatable posts about bullying lately so just an update:

got called an “annoying idiot” to my face by half my gym class

sat alone for lunch and overheard the group one table over calling me a “loser freak” which was great

got tons of glares and a few pushes, couple people called me a whore but thats normal so

but overall the insults have gotten less explicit and im not sure why. 


Would Batman’s Fitness Training Actually Work?

New video for those who happen to give a F*ck. He is Vengeance, HE IS THE DARK KNIGHT, HE IS BATMAN!! 

And being one of the founding members of the justice league he has proven time and time again even if he is powerless he is No one to be triveled with as He has practically Trained himself to battle Meta Humans on par with the likes of the Man of Steel and his peers but as this is a fictional world how would his Training routine work in real life well dudes and dudettes thats why I’m here to share my thoughts from an exercise science point of view.

 I hope you enjoy and be sure to share with your friends. It helps a lot. Also shout out to @ibeconcept and @realanimetraining for their Martial Arts Input


enjoymentoverload  asked:

Heya! Can you do headcanons of the captains and vice captains of Karasuno, Aoba, and Nekoma, (sorry if thats to many characters ;;) giving their girlfriend a promise ring? like how theyd do it , when, where and such. doesnt have to be long. its up to you i just wanna see it. ^^

Sure thing~


  • He’d take his time and ask for the jewelers help.
  • Accidentally buys the most expensive ring.
  • Super nervous to give you the ring.
  • Presents you with the ring in the gym after his graduation.


  • He buys you a princess ring.
  • Talks down the jeweler for a bargain.
  • He’s not nervous at all, actually he plans on setting up a camera and recording your reaction.
  •  He gives you the ring in the middle of the park right in front of the fountain.


  • Goes home after practice and starts planning immediately.
  • Thinks hard about which color would best match with your eyes.
  • Acts confident but is extremely nervous.
  • Decides to give you the ring in your driveway after he walks you home.


  • Doesn’t know anything about promise rings.
  • Asks Oikawa for help but ultimately gets teased.
  • Is a blushing mess when he gives it to you. He drops some cheesy line Tooru told him.
  • You receive the ring in his backyard.


  • He wanted to get you a silver band and had his name carved on the inside.
  • Talked Kenma’s ear off about how you guys were getting serious. Kenma didn’t pay attention.
  • Made sure the evening was special, he even wore a nice suit. He planned for a very romantic date. Fancy restaurant, aquarium, then finally took you to look at the stars.
  • Hands you a box that holds your soon to be promise ring. (While saying something embarrassing.)


  • Asks Kuroo for advice on where he can buy a promise ring.
  • He buys a knot ring. (It’s a promise ring that literally is tied into a knot.)
  • Takes you to the planetarium and then on a scenic walk through the forest.
  • Puts it on your ring finger as the two of you gaze up at the night sky.

okay my birthday is in 8 weeks and i want to loose 6-8 kg by then
i did a weight calculator saying that if i eat 400cal a day i would weigh 51.03kg by then
thats goals

i’ve decided my new plan-if i can stick with it that long-
-fast 2-3 days a week
-never eat more than 500cal
-if i do i either work it off at the gym or purge (even though i am trying to purge less)
-buy a diary and write down everything i eat and keep my progress
-only weigh myself once a day (first thing in the morning)
-always look at thinspo
i cant think of anymore rn but im sure i’ll make some

CW:60.03-end of the day
GW1: 58
GW2: 55
GW3: 52

it feels like those weights are so close now. i know i can do this

hghkgksdjfn why do guys always try to convince you that they know more on a subject then you do WHEN UR ACTIVELY EXPLAINING IT TO THEM

me: oh dude ya im a kickboxer!

him: thats cool, what do you do

me: wel-

him: ANYWAYS ive done it before this is how u block stuff *shows me a shitty way to block punches

me: thats not how you block?? You block like this *shows him how to properly block

him: um no lmao im pretty sure i know more i go to a gym

Adventures in Pokemon Go
  • (I spent the morning exploring the area around me, finding pokestops and finding pokemon. One of my closest pokestops is at a small community church a few blocks from my house.)
  • Me: Sweet! An EGG!
  • Woman: (coming out of the church) Excuse me?
  • Me: (thinking 'busted') Yes?
  • Woman: People have been pulling up and looking at their phones and leaving all morning. What's going on? Is it a scavenger hunt?
  • Me: Oh, uh, I guess, in a way it is? (I show her my phone and try to explain the game)
  • Woman: Look, they have our picture on here! And they got our pride flag in the shot, that's so nice! I'm the pastor, should I put up a sign? "Welcome, Pokemon"?
  • Me: "Pokemon Trainers Welcome" might be a bit better, but sure.
  • Woman: What's that?
  • Me: That's a gym. It's at the pizza parlor over by the park?
  • Woman: The pizza parlor gets a gym?
  • Me: That's where people go to fight, they come here to get supplies and healing things.
  • Woman: Okay, that is more appropriate. I'm getting this game.

photo: “ Doing an unnecessary dyno at 25ft because giant foam pits are awesome. This is at The Hub climbing gym up in Canada.”

Y'all should be pretty used to this random curiosity that we at The Daily Send take in those of you rock wrastlers that choose to tune in via our Facbook, Twitter and Tumblr- we want to know who you are and typically, in the venture to learning who each of you are we stumble to the understanding of how fucking rad every one of you folks are you. So here I present to you another of your peers- peeled back and poked through a small chat about climbing- what happens when you chose to chase the wave of a climber’s high and what this means to Andy Lipnicky (@ratherbeclimbing).

Climbers are lazy and this might just be a little long for a photo-based blog site to capture your attention, so watch out for the ellipsed and paraphrased version that only gives you the gems hidden in the goods and please, go bug this guy over @ratherbeclimbing, he’s one hell of a conversation.

Okay, so from the beginning, when did you start climb

I started climbing in my senior year of undergrad, about 5 years ago. I got started pretty late.

Why do you say pretty late?

Well most of the really, really good climbers out there seem to have started when they were super young so I tend to feel that I’m a little late to the game.

I wouldnt sell yourself short. To say you started late is to brand your capabilities with an excuse, anything is possible and stranger things have happened. But regardless, your senior year of undergrad, what- or who- sparked the desire to start climbing

That’s very true, just because I started late doesn’t mean I can’t still achieve great climbs or climb really hard. I just wish I could have been climbing longer! It really started pretty randomly. I had a few friends up for a visit and I took them climbing at a local gym for a fun thing to do and I had a ton of fun. So then I started taking different friends to the gym. Each one said they had fun, but no one wanted to really go again. After my fifth or sixth time, one of the employees recognized me and taught me all about bouldering. Then I realized I could climb without a belayer and I was hooked. I was driving 45 minutes, three or four times a week to go climb. Then I found out my undergrad was only 20 minutes away from a great gym, so I was all set to continue climbing once I went back to school

So would you say youre a bouldering by preference?

Oh, definitely. I could go about that for awhile

Im a boulderer too, no worries there– so,what about bouldering captures you more? I mean, in terms of focusing your attention there over other forms of climbing

The reason I love climbing is the grace and beauty of it. When executing a good climb, you should feel like you’re dancing with the wall, flowing with the rock. In bouldering, there is absolutely no restrictions. It’s you, it’s the rock, and that’s it. It’s simple and has no restrictions beyond what you are willing to try. I understand that there is a beauty in roped climbing as well. There is beauty in the minimization of energy, that every move must be calculated and exact and fluid, but for me the rope is a mood killer. That being said, I am not a free climber.

Well said. So do you see climbs as conquests…as a way of overcoming the rock at all?

Not really, it’s more of a personal challenge. There is always an easier way to get up the rock, so the goal isn’t to get to the top. I guess the goal for me is to prove to myself that I can do it. Like I said before, a good route should feel like a dance, and I want to be a fluid and flawless as possible. It’s about good execution and about doing awesome moves that make you feel powerful and strong. Even a V0 can feel amazing if it’s got good flow.

Okay so now Im curious, where exactly is your home crag?

Currently I live in Rochester, NY. My home gym is in an old barn called The Red Barn at the RIT campus. I started climbing at the Niagara Climbing Center, and I really learned how to climb at On The Edge in Melbourne, FL. College life makes you have many homes haha I guess my home outdoor crag would be the Niagara Glen in Ontario, Canada. I grew up in Western New York, not much outdoor climbing around unless you’re willing to drive to the Daks [Adirondacks]

Interesting…how long into it did it take you to get regularly outdoors?

I went outdoor climbing after about a year of climbing for spring break trip. I had a great time but I was going to school in FL so outdoor climbing meant a 7+ hour trip. It wasn’t really until a year ago that I got into outdoor climbing. Now I have a bunch of unsent problems that I dream about

We all beta dance in our sleep…Have you ventured anywhere else to climb besides in Ontario?

Oh yeah, I’ve climbed at Priest Draw, AZ, Little Rock City/Stone Fort, TN(love that place, can’t wait to go back), and a few places in the Daks. The Daks are where all my current projects are.

Of these other crags though, do you have a favorite?

Little Rock City was my first outdoor bouldering experience, so it will always hold a special place for me. But really, it’s ideal. Super easy approach, a crazy number of problems, great guidebook, locals almost always there and super friendly. It’s really an awesome place. Also, Jimmy Webb climbs there and he’s pretty cool, I guess.

What would you say is one rather significant climbing experience for you?

Hmm. Thats a really good question. I’m not sure I have a single defining moment. Maybe it’s a cop out, but this last weekend I was climbing at Mckenzie Ponds, NY and I sent my first outdoor V5. I haven’t climbed all that much outdoors really so I don’t actually know where my level is at. Gym routes are often graded really soft. But after only a few tries I was on top and it felt great! I did it again right afterward just to make sure it wasn’t a fluke.

Why is this particularly significant then?

I’m coming back from a fairly recent injury. I was really strong last spring, the strongest I’ve ever been but I was training hard and climbing harder and it was too much. I pulled down hard on a crimp and heard the dreaded POP of my pulley blowing out. That was last April and I’m finally getting back into being able to pull hard again. So being able to throw down a crimpy V5 feels like a great step in the right direction.

It mustve been one hell of a feeling. I think injury is something that plagues us all and its a by product of the passion pushing us further than we should go sometimes

I had set the goal for myself of climbing a V10 by the end of 2015 and then blew my pulley. It was really demoralizing to come to terms with the fact that I was now looking at a 6 month recovery period just to get back to where I was before the injury. When I was able to climb again, all I could really do was V0s and few V1s before I had to call it a day. It was really tough to keep up the psych.

Yea but thats the nature of any relationship- including that with rock. There are the ups and the downs, accomplishments and setbacks

Definitely. It’s so hard to call it a day even when you know you’re exhausted. “Just one more burn.”

Its just hard to come to terms with. So through the injury and all the down bullshit that comes with it- what was it that kept you on the track of being in love with climbing- what is it that is most important to you about it? What essentially is your climbing philosophy?

The gym is my zen place. It’s the place I can go and know that nothing outside those doors matters. Everyone here is here for the same reason, the love of climbing. Besides being injured, I had a lot going on in my personal life and the gym gave me a safe place to just escape all of that for a while. The people who climb are amazing. They’re accepting, they’re kind, and they’re psyched to climb and psyched that you’re climbing, no matter what level climber you are. Let’s be honest, we all think we go to the gym to crush, but most of us really go to the gym to shoot the shit and hang out with people. We’re all a huge family. So I guess, not climbing means not being a part of that and not being able to do the thing I love. So really, not climbing is not really much of an option. I’m not sure what it means to have a climbing philosophy, so I hope I answered your question and didn’t ramble off topic…

No that was perfect. What is the rest of your life like- what do you do for work? How old are you?

I’m a graduate student. I study astrophysics, my topic of specialty are dwarf galaxies. I’m 25

How often to you climbing? how often are you exposed to the community?

At the moment, I climb every Tuesday and Thursday. I workout at the climbing gym every Monday, Wednesday, Friday. I set routes on Wednesday mornings and I forerun other routes on Sundays… So I’m at the gym 6 days a week. I pretty much know everyone there. And since it’s now October, I try to outdoor climb on the weekends.

Oh, a regular, I like it. Any other outdoor activities youre involved with?

Of course, I enjoy hiking and camping, although I don’t do nearly as much as I’d like to. I’ve been known to disc golf and slack line as well.

So there you have it everyone- Andrew Lipnicky. He’s smart in all those intergalactic ways- handsome in the make-your-girlfriends-drool kind of way (trust me, he sent the ‘obligatory shirtless’ bouldering picture)- well versed in his explanation of that fiery passion that drives him to lose a little more skin on rock-and he truly knows how to shoot the shit. Keep your eyes out for this one, you’d be lucky to share a spot with this monkey. 

Alyssa Newman

  • they used to get really annoyed at each other when one would start doing girl group dances backstage while the other was getting his makeup done so they had to promise to wait until they could both participate
  • jungkook does girl group dances in his underwear for jimin when jimin is sad
  • jimin does girl group dances in the shower while jungkook is trying to shampoo and jungkook laughs so hard he gets shampoo in his eye
  • everyone can always hear them laughing in the shower together
  • they rarely shower apart anymore
  • jungkook started going to the gym with jimin bc he wanted to make sure jimin didnt push himself too hard
  • jimin used to complain bc he liked going to the gym alone but jungkook always makes it fun and sometimes they make out on the equipment even though they know thats gross
  • they really like buying each other snacks as surprises
  • jungkook never sleeps in his own bed bc hes always sleeping in jimins
  • jungkook thought jimin was really hot while they were shooting danger (like have you seen the behind the scenes video where he claps for jimin and hugs him after hes done filming) and jimin knew how aroused he was and kept doing stuff that he knew drove jungkook crazy and jungkook eventually had to drag him into a closet and made the mv shooting run late because of it
  • jungkook is way touchier off camera and literally everyone complains about it and tells him to get a room including jimin even though he likes it and thinks its really cute
  • jimin always wakes jungkook up in the morning with kisses
  • hobi and taehyung are fucking sick and tired of hearing jikook sing duets in their dorm room while they’re trying to sleep at night
  • they are also sick of seeing jikook huddling under a blanket with their cellphones lighting up beneath them and they’re sick of hearing them giggle
  • namjoon has seriously considered switching beds with jimin just so those two idiots can have their own room but tbh he likes basically having his own room more than he dislikes taehyung and hobi complaining about the couple being loud and annoying while theyre trying to sleep
  • how is this getting so long im sorry im still not done
  • sometimes jikook get kicked out to sleep on the couch and they usually end up staying up all night talking and cuddling and being dumb and cute
  • they cuddle in the car. always.
  • jimin really likes helping the stylists put jungkook’s makeup on and likes to help them do his hair bc jungkook gets giggly and tingly when jimin touches him so gently
  • jungkook always takes jimins phone case off to hide little slips of paper w cute drawings and messages in it
  • jimin keeps all of the notes and his favorites usually stay in his phone case and jungkook gets really happy when he sees them and knows that jimin keeps them all