the guy in the top left

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Yes, I’m over analyzing this. No, I do not care.

Let me explain.
The average human male has about one head sized length between the chin and where the nipples go.
As you can see, the conventionally shaped male on the left abides by these rules.

But… then there’s Dom.. like holy shit I even cut him some slack by putting the top measurement line of the left guy a little below the top of the hair and the top measurement line of Dom at the very top of his head and yet STILL his nip nops are set way below!

Idk anymore, man. Just… have fun with your newfound knowledge I guess?
I’m gonna take a nap.

And so their legacy grew….

Left: pre-t, age 19, 122 lbs
Right: 1yr 9mos on T, 10 days post op, age 24, 155 lbs

Who knew this is what I would or COULD grow into? Who knew I would be here in 2017 at all? Healthy and pretty fucking happy. I sure as hell didn’t.

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Well, I missed #WorldTheatreDay yesterday, so to make up for it, here’s pictures from ten shows I’ve been a part of, in no particular order! There’s so many I’ve loved doing!! From top to bottom [left to right when applicable]: Anything Goes (Billy Porter), Les Miserables (Javert), Into the Woods (The Wolf/Cinderella’s Prince), RENT (“Christmas Bells” guy/Ensemble), The Producers (Leo Bloom), White Christmas (Phil Davis), Smokey Joe’s Cafe (Ensemble), Children of Eden (Adam), Singin’ in the Rain (Don Lockwood), Heathers (JD)

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🎉 introducing nct’s new teaser pics for their new ad for coca cola cherry coke! 🎉 find their group teaser, here!

(from left to right, top to bottom row)

mr suh, jeffery, sicheng

dongsookie, yukkuri, william

bunny, ty track, muurk

BONUS:

also including the newly, debuted member, handsoap!

little monster | (m)

Originally posted by gotjimin

pairing: park jimin x reader | feat. kim namjoon
genre/warnings: smut, voyeurism sort-of, auralism? masturbation, teasing, switch themes
words: 8,844
summary: you’ve been good friends with your roommate Jimin for a while, occasionally flirting with each other, especially when you’ve had a drink, but nothing has ever happened between the two of you…until that is, he secretly listens to you and Namjoon have sex one day…He thinks you don’t know, but he’s wrong…
note. based on a request.

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Dirty Minded Cap*

Pairing Steve Rogers x Reader
Rating: Explicit
Prompt: Hi there! I loved resolution! Can I request one where the reader usually wears contacts, but runs out and wears her glasses and Steve realizes he has a thing for the naughty librarian look? Total smut. (requested by @ballerinafairyprincess)
Word Count: 2.1k
Genre: NSFW/SMUT
Warnings: Oral sex (female receiving) and unprotected sex. [Sex is safer with a wrapper. Use condoms, folks.]
Author’s Note: I don’t take requests for the moment, but this one has been sent to me after I’ve started posting on this blog, so I thought I could write it and I actually like the prompt. Hope you like it too, though. xx

    You dragged your feet to the kitchen of the Avengers compound, setting a pile of files and books on the counter. Sighing, you reached for the coffee pot and poured yourself a mug. You hummed a long soft moan as you swallowed the hot drink and you leaned against the fridge, looking down and drinking until a certain famous Russian redhead came in.

    “I didn’t know you wore glasses,” Natasha smiled and she poured herself a cup of coffee.

    “I woke up late and I didn’t have time to put in contacts.” You whined, clinging to the rest of the steaming hot liquid and you breathed it in.

    “You know what they say about men loving women wearing glasses,” she obviously quipped and you rolled your eyes playfully.

    “Yeah, of course. Everybody likes the nerd, right?” You chuckled and Steve walked in, joining Natasha behind the counter. “Hi, Steve,” you greeted, watching as his body tensed up when he heard your voice.

    “Y/N,” his smile faded away as he noticed the device perching on the top of the bridge of your nose. “Glasses? You told me you hate them.”

    “I do, but I had no choice. Nat will explain… Sorry, guys, I’ve got a lot of work waiting,” you took back your papers, walking past him with a smile. “See you later, Captain.”

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    Ink and Kisses

    Anon said to moi:

    “Omg i want a tattoo artist jungkook!!!!!! 😭😩 smut/fluff/and honestly anything!!!! I just love tattoos artists jungkook but there aren’t alot of those fanfic…. can u help a poor girl out ??💖”

    FIRst time trying a Tattoo artist AU. I had to do some reading before this, and JK is sO sexy i s2g. Still weird that I don’t really ever feel like doing the do with him. HOPE YOU ENJOY <3 1,400 Words

    Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader

    Genre: Fluff, Tattooist au!

    Part 1 | Part 2 (FINAL)

    Originally posted by nnochu

    No one would have ever imagined that hardcore badass Jeon Jungkook, the most well-known tattoo artist in the town, the guy who dropped out to follow his passion, was best friends with beautiful, sweet, top-scoring university student, Y/N. 

    Physically, they seemed to be polar opposites. He had dragons inked onto his skin, three piercings on his left ear and two on his right, and always wore black; whilst you were a bright, clean slate – but you knew that was what he loved about you.

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    Things that could have been done to help Shmi Skywalker:
    • They had republic credits. He could have found a more suggestible businessman and “forced” them to trade currencies so he would have enough to buy Shmi.
    • They could have knocked Watto down and taken Shmi with them. By the time watto woke they would be long gone, probably with enough tech to remove the chip or disable it (in legends it’s established that the chip’s signal only works on the planet so when the slave leaves orbit they are safe whether or not the chip was removed or inactive.
    • They could have hired someone to strong-arm Watto into freeing shmi (or done it themselves)
    • They could have gone straight to the Hutts to make a deal with them. Something like, make this guy free this slave and this jedi will owe you one. We know the jedi have no problem helping slavers when it serves their own interests.
    • he could at least have bought some protection for her, like hiring someone to keep an eye on her. she was only left with some credits because Anakin gave his to her. No one else made any attempt to, at the very least, improve the poor woman’s life.
    hey guys! talking from personal experience, this time of year can be super scary for anybody looking to move into the job world. whether you’re graduating soon and need to look for full time work, looking for summer internships or placements, or just looking to get a part time job to make some money over the summer, a solid cv is crucial. so i’m gonna share some of my tips below, i work in advertising, i’ve worked most of my career in sales, and even though i’m still fresh to the working world i hope i can give you guys some employment tips! 

    basic bits

    • ok, so you need to put your contact details at the top of the page, name, phone number, email address, post code and sometimes nationality are all important to get out of the way first 
    • if you have your degree grade, or expected grade, put education at the top. list your grade and the dates you studied at uni, and the grades, dates and subjects that you studied to a high level when you left school. this is less important for part time jobs so i would probably put it below the next section in those circumstances
    • past experience is next. list everywhere you’ve ever worked, whether it was a proper paid job, helping out at local events, tutoring, anything that can give insight into your skills and your character. put a couple bullet points for each job, explaining the tasks you did and what you learnt from them. the most important thing is to emphasise what skills you have and how you’ve proven them in the past. 
    • i put other experience next, generally just volunteering, if you held a responsibility role in your school you can put that here too
    • skills & interests should be another section, talking about your non work related skills (but still relating these back to working). so for me, i talk about my creative hobbies like writing and music, which are important when applying for creative industries like advertising. i also talk about teaching myself arabic and adobe creative suite because languages are useful, design skills are useful, and most crucially taking initiative and embracing opportunities to learn are essential in any job that wants to see you grow

    sales tips 

    • other people applying for the same jobs as you will not be handing in a 100% truthful cv. you don’t have to lie, and you shouldn’t ever ever lie on your cv because it’s not worth getting caught out. however, you’d be smart to jazz it up a bit. 
    • every task you’ve undertaken in your life has taught you something, no matter how small. think about every job related thing you’ve ever done and think of a way to make it sound special. 
    • for instance, i manually alphabetically organised a directors business cards during an internship. it was beyond boring. yet, now i talk about being a crucial support for the team, how i took initiative in collating their contacts into a brand new filing system to increase productivity speed. any dumb task can be chatted up. 
    • sales is all about confidence, confidence, confidence. you have to believe you are a great candidate, it’ll come across in your writing 
    • keep it to one page, max 2 if you’ve had a lot of previous roles. nobody wants to read that much. if it’s looking a bit long try reformatting to keep it all looking neat and succinct. 
    • send it as a pdf, not as a word document. keeps it looking professional. 

    cover letters

    • now, cover letters can be a real pain. i would suggest writing different ones for each application, even though making a generic one and editing it is easier. it’s worth it to show that you give a shit. 
    • actually, all that really matters is giving a shit. talk about how great you are, and about how much you have to offer that they need in their company. you can phrase it in a non arrogant fashion, but at the end of the day a job application isn’t the place for humility. 
    • talk about the company, talk about why you like it and why you want to be there. if you’re applying to a small company definitely chat about how great you think the business is, because chances are the people who run the company will actually see it. people who have their own company LOVE to hear people talk about loving their company and their idea. 

    all that really matters

    • be genuine, be passionate, be enthusiastic about the role, about the company and about yourself.
    • stay calm and focused on your goals, and believe in yourself and your abilities. don’t be afraid of being great, and don’t be afraid of letting people know it. 

    i really hope these could be of use to anybody, if there’s any tips you guys need for job huting let me know, i’ve done a lot of it!

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    taken from my studygram 

    11.04.17 52/100: some more bujo for u guys & some header ideas using copic brush markers & le stylo feutre highlighters. my fave type if header is the one in the top right and the bottom left. i like using the one with the box for subtitles as well!!

    [GAME SAVED]

    From bottom to top and left to right:

    Mogeko Castle (Yonaka)

    Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea (Wadanohara)

    The Gray Garden (Yosafire)

    Dreaming Mary (Mary)

    Pocket Mirror (MC)

    Alice Mare (Allen)

    END ROLL (Russell)

    Forest of Drizzling Rain (Shiori)

    1bitheart (Nanashi)

    you guys liked this

    well now here’s the second part!

    i kept 2 characters to see how much i improved!  im quite prouf of myself!

    swipe right [smut]

    A;N: Things and people you meet are not always what they seem. 

    Pairing: StilesxReader

    Author: thelittlestkitsune

    Warnings: Smut. 18+ Explicit Content.

    Word count: .9,612

    Listen to me.

    Originally posted by stilinskisvoid

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    Maxis Match Lookbook

    I had the opportunity to test the lovely @helgatisha’s upcoming model poses! I had hard time choosing, all of them are soo amazing!! They are coming soon guys! :) 
    EDIT: download them here

    Meanwhile, I’m showcasing some of my favourite MM items atm with the help of my gorgeous models: Hailee, Mayra, Brittany and Chelsie! (from top to bottom, left to right) :)

    Hailee
    Sweater @serenity-cc / Skirt @rusty-sims / Tights by FENC  / Shoes @dreamteamsims / Headband @wildlyminiaturesandwich / Hair @kotcatmeow

    Mayra
    Dress @rusty-sims / Shoes @dreamteamsims / Hair @rusty-sims

    Brittany
    Dress @wildlyminiaturesandwich / Jacket @blogsimplesimmer / Tights @daerilia / Sandals @madlensims / Hair and Flower @grimcookies

    Chelsie
    Top @pixelunivairse / Jeans @nolan-sims / Shoes @theslyd / Necklace @tukete / Hair @aquarius4sun

    Inked

    ***PLEASE NOTE: This is Part One of a series. You can find Part Two linked below.***

    Pairing: TattooArtist!Daveed x Reader

    Requested?: Nope. I’m literally just a slut for tattoos and @gratitudejoyandsorrow got this idea in my head, so this imagine was born. 

    Prompt: Your first tattoo experience was more pleasant than you thought it would be. 

    Words: 2.4k+

    Part One | Part Two

    A/N: My first Daveed imagine and it is super self-indulgent, who would’ve thought? This is a Tattoo Artist AU (if I didn’t make it clear before) and I’m in love with it. Shout out to @diggs4life , @tempfixeliza , @helplesslylins and @secretschuylersister for being so encouraging and amazing these past couple days. Shout out to Lola for inspiring this! I hope you all enjoy :)

    Originally posted by saymaybetothis


    You were finally going to do it. After a year of contemplating, you had found the perfect tattoo to go under your collarbone. That was step one, you spent another month looking up all the tattoo parlors in the neighborhood and ultimately choosing one that had good reviews and modest prices. Today was your appointment and as you left your front door and entered the summer heat, you could feel the urge to chicken out clawing at the back of your mind.

    No.

    This has been put off for far too long. It was now or never. So you took a deep breath and continued the trek to the bus. 20 minutes later you found yourself outside the parlor, 5 minutes earlier than the time you set with the man on the phone. You stared at the door as if it was going to open and pull you in itself but, you had to make the move. With the last burst of confidence you had, you swung open the door and stepped inside. Waiting there to greet you was a man with medium brown hair and dark green eyes, his tank top left little to the imagination as your eyes were instantly pulled to his many tattoos over his arms and shoulders, stopping right at his neck. He glanced up as the doorbell rang, giving you a small smile as you made your way over.

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    Teach Me - Stuart Twombly

    Author: @mf-despair-queen

    Characters: Stuart Twombly/Reader

    Word Count: 7399

    Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Mention of Oral (both receiving), Actual Oral (female receiving), Orgasm Denial, Public Sex, Hate Sex

    Notes: I procrastinated a lot on this all week. So I’m sorry. But can I say I’m kind of proud about how his came out? I hope ya’ll like it. 

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    Suits, volleyball, and all the headcanon in between.

    [Terushima, Futakuchi, Noya, Tanaka, Ushijima and Tendou here]
    [Akiteru, Kei, Kageyama and Hinata here]
    [Ladies of Karasuno here]

    Kuroo.

    • Black on black. No tie, open two-buttoned suit jacket that hugs his waist, the top two buttons of his shirt are undone. Tailored wingtip derbies, black and matte- polished to perfection.
      • He’s actually the one who dislikes wearing suits the most (I mean, have you seen the guy, he literally looks like he throws on whatever he has lying on his bed).
      • Oh, but if you challenge him, or if the need arises- he’s going to be the sexiest guy in the room because he sure as hell isn’t going to lose at anything.
        • Hours of research and a lot of changing rooms is not going to be for nothing. If he’s going to suffer, he’s going to do some real damage before he goes (namely to your short-circuited brain and perhaps severe blood loss via nosebleed).
      • He tried the red and black combination once, until a girl actually came up to him and asked him which host club he worked at, and he’s stuck to black from then on.
      • Those undone buttons on his shirt? Collarbones. They’re so sharp that they can slice through paper, and it makes his neck slimmer and his smirk all the sexier.
      • Everything’s been absolutely tailored at least twice, and it’s so on purpose. Can you imagine those legs- miles and miles of slim height and oh, he knows you’re staring. He’ll wink right back.
        • Now that he thinks about it, he’s never had to buy his own drink before, and thus Kuroo’s legendary alcohol tolerance was born.

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    *kicks down the door* ok i’m tired of not seeing any Coran appreciation posts so here we go

    -is a big enthusiastic goofball which is honestly really nice because having someone so humorous and cheerful and upbeat on the team helps the others relax while under the incredible pressure of fighting an intergalactic war

    -like honestly, if Coran wasn’t around i feel like everyone would be 15x times more stressed out

    -puts everyone’s needs before his own, is honestly the true team mom

    *lets the paladins take breaks during their training, makes the paladins food (and while his cooking isn’t the best in the paladins’ opinion, it’s the thought that counts)

    *fusses over Allura after her healing the Balmera

    *comforts Lance when the homesickness strikes

    *tends to the castle by cleaning, repairing, rebooting systems, etc. have you guys seen how big that castle is?? jfc Coran. please help him

    *is very mindful of how to properly extract Balmeran crystals. he and Hunk were in a rush to get the crystal back to the castle and help Lance (who was /dying/) and he still performed the ceremony anyways!

    -he’s had like no time at all to grieve for everything that he’s lost, he’s hardly lost his composure over the course of season one. he’s doing his best to be strong for everyone, especially Allura. please give him a hug :(

    -he’s so smart and full of so many neat facts? please tell me more about Altaen culture Coran

    -is often times left alone on the ship to pilot it when Allura goes down to join the paladins on missions. poor guy must be so lonely all by himself?? do you think he worries about something happening to the rest of the team? i know i would.

    -on top of all this he’s a total badass????

    -i mean???

    get fucking dunked on. Coran effectively deflects Keith’s food goo attack and returns fire, hitting all of them at once in one swift motion. imagine if that wasn’t food goo, what if it was something actually deadly?? good fucking bye enemies don’t mess with the space butler

    “what’s that? you want me to land so you can board my ship?”

    “NAH”

    #goodfuckingbye

    he’s so cool?????

    some

    BODY ONCE TOLD ME

    “CORAN ATTACK! I’VE WAITED 10,000 YEARS FOR THIS!”

    “yeah don’t mind me just gonna face an entire galra fleet while the paladins get Allura no biggie :)”


    in conclusion: Coran deserves way more appreciation & recognition in the fandom! he’s so awesome!! don’t just write him off as a side character when he’s done so much for the team. he’s like the backbone to Team Voltron!

    Rhodonite

    I just need to gush about this character for a bit. She is my chosen fave out of the off colors (I love all of them, though).

    She’s so blatantly a Ruby/Pearl fusion!

    I don’t know about you guys, but the first thing that jumped out at me is the Pearl snoot. Every Pearl fusion’s got the snoot. She has a prefect combo of a Ruby and a Pearl’s face shape, making it kinda rectangular but not. She has the light Pearl eyes and the dark Ruby eyes, as well as light and dark hair. You can clearly see the thick Ruby arms and the the thin Pearl arms.

    And her clothing! The sheer shawl, sweetheart-shaped top, and the right leg with the legging and flat is obviously Pearl, while the high neckline on the shawl and the left leg shorts with the short boot is obviously Ruby.

    Plus, just look at their gem placements. The Pearl part is a chest gem, which could point to her being loving, joyful, or having inner peace (heart chakra). The Ruby is a belly gem, which is harder to gauge, but she could be caring, openly sweet (like Navy; doubt it), or loving to the point of being super emotional.

    Whatever it may be, Rhodonite is one frazzled fusion.

    I think it’s also important to note that she looks a lot like Garnet’s original look in the Answer, meaning that she’s a relatively young fusion (and that they haven’t poofed yet). These gems are still figuring each other out and getting used to being fused together. Love takes time and work, after all.

    Honestly, the way Rhodonite freaks out about the shattering robots, the way she hugs herself about being an unforgivable fusion, says it all. She loves herself, her components love each other, and I love her.