Mun: What are your top 5 favorite hetalia characters in order? (No ocs/2ps/nyos)
YOU CAN NOT ASK ME THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA no but seriously i can’t answer that, i love them all too much. i can give you my 5 favourite groups though! 1. The Nordics. (no i haven’t read Gutters nor DS yet) 2. Magic Trio 3. FACE 4. Awesome Trio 5. BTT
So this happened today. Just to let you know, I have a YouTube AMV channel called Squad2SoiFon. And I frequently comment on pro-ichiruki posts and videos. There was this one video about how Ichigo cares more about Orihime, based around that scene with Ulquiorra. I posted a comment about how he was defending her honour when he was angered and attacked Ulquiorra, not because he loves her more than Rukia. How they got that idea, I don’t know. Anyway, I got this comment today and I was laughing my head off.
1. ‘He holds Orihime’s hand’
Oh, of course. Let me just find a manga panel for that scene— Oh wait. There isn’t one. Because Kubo didn’t make it. That’s right, it is an animated filler. There’s all your IchiHime evidence shoved down the gutter. But please, continue.
2. 'Orihime seems to calm him when he hollowfies’
She was completely terrified. She couldn’t move, couldn’t speak, couldn’t defend the love of her life with her shield. He shielded her from Grimmjow’s attack with his body, yet all she did was stand there, completely frightened by his mask. Her love was so shallow; she was unable to see the man behind the mask, the man she loves. She did not calm him at all, in fact, she made him feel uncomfortable. A freakin’ 3-year-old had to force her to cheer on for him, and that’s just it. She does not act on her own accord, all those promises she made are never fulfilled. She vows to destroy the Hogyoukou, yet she doesn’t even try. She vows to 'protect her friends’ by sitting around in her room and sipping tea. Yep. Her love is shallow and delusional; she mixes admiration with real love and affection.Let me just pop in one of Kubo’s greatest quotes (Aizen to Hinamori)
'Admiration is the furthest away from understanding.’
3. 'Ichigo was careless enough to take time training to save Rukia, when he got so impatient to save Orihime.’
This made me laugh my ass off.
Yes, he was careless to train to save this girl from the Shinigami that took his powers away, that left him dying in the rain. That ordered her execution.Too careless to, you know, maybe turn into a hollow to get his powers back. To fight so many Captains. To gain Bankai in 3 days. To fight Aizen. Carelessness it is, then.
4. 'Kubo decided to make Ichigo have a rockin body and make Orihime have a very luscious body as well’ , 'In ALL anime, all the hot guys end up falling for the most curvy girls’
Please. Don’t come back. Go watch your shitty, shallow anime. Need I remind you, not every character is as pathetically low as that, especially not in Bleach. Just leave.
5. 'Rukia has a very awkward 5th grader body.’
So, I didn’t say anything when you commented about Orihime’s 'very luscious’ body, but degrading Rukia? That is one thing I cannot handle.
You wanna know how really has a luscious, beautiful body? Rukia. She is so stunning and incredibly sexy in her own way. Take a look at Kubo’s spreads. She’s wearing dresses, lying across the floor, hooded eyelids. Yes, this is sexy, without having buckets of flesh hanging off her chests. She is so perfect in her own way, as is Orihime.
Do not degrade Ichigo in to some horny, shallow-as-fuck teenager because he is not. He does not care about body types. He cares about the inside. Don’t twist Kubo’s perfect characters into some sick shit that satisfies your shipping needs. Fucking pathetic. Do us all a favor and don’t read Bleach.
6. IchiRuki fans need to get off drugs and learn about logic
What is this logic you speak of? Would that mean shipping Ichigo with someone that doesn’t kick him out of his depression, save his life, stop his rain and encourage him to fight on? Oh, yes, that makes so much sense!
7. 'Ichigo tends to call out Orihime’s name more than Rukia’s’
You know what he also tends to call out? Orihime’s last name.
No but can you imagine Norway basically being attached to Den's hip and won't let go, and freaks out when Den got kicked in the shins and had a limp. People ask him what's wrong but he just holds his pin and stares at Denmark, and he understands because he found Norway's computer history and also read Gutters, unbeknownst to Nor
2: and then they cuddle and Denmark whispers to Nor that he’s fine, and looks him in the eyes while telling him that. So then Sweden’s curious and decides to read Gutters, and ends up holding Finland and Peter for hours in front of a fireplace, next to Norge and Den. Meanwhile Iceland’s hiding the pineapple