the grovel

anonymous asked:

How possessive/jealous you think Overlord can be? For Fort Maximus.

I’d love to think not very and it drives Fort Max insane. 

Like, he doesn’t care, he pretends to care, sometimes, and that really screws with Max’s head because he thinks /maybe/ he’s endearing himself towards Overlord and /maybe/ he can use that to his advantage to escape or similar. Fort Max simpers and pleads with Overlord; he’s “only his” (Overlord’s) but if that was the case then why does Max /let/ the whole prison use him? Fortress Maximus can only grovel, he can do no right. 

He wants it to be only Overlord, it sickens Max but it’s somehow better for him that way. 

Overlord will only pretend to care to mess Max up more. If Max died it’d be a pity but no real impact on him. In the greymatter Fort Max is aware of this but ignores it, he has to stay alive, to stay alive he must be important and he wants to believe that he is, in some way,important or precious to Overlord. Overlord must want to keep him. Max will make Overlord want him. It becomes a bit of an obsession to Max.

It’s kinda heart breaking. 

something idg

So I call someone out on tumblr and then they grovel and apologize but like… why? Getting u to be sorry and change is not the point of a callout post. The point is that ur a bad person, forever, and I’m not. If u apologize ur just agreeing w me. I can just add “admitted” to my next callout post abt u, thanks for helping me out lol

my problem with the ‘harry becomes lord of 2/¾/5 ancient noble houses’ trope is so unbelievably petty because its that fic writers don’t take it to the potential extreme. like, okay, you wanna make harry the bossest of bitches i get that, i understand, i have that urge too from time to time, but c’mon, be a little more creative about it please

so how about a fic where harry goes to gringotts after the fighting is all over to try to make peace with the goblin nation because this boy does not need more problems and after much hostility and some groveling and promises of future payments for damages caused a plucky goblin lass comes and shuffles harry into her tiny cube office to discuss the nature of his financial situation

(this is a grave insult among goblins. getting handled by a female, first of all, because they are supposedly less capable bankers, hello misogyny among other species, and because they consider anyone who needs help with his money to be lower than cave scum. harry doesn’t know about his. and if he did, he wouldn’t care because he does, desperately, need help)

and plucky goblin lass (who we will call PGL for short) brings out this MASSIVE tome of parchment and slams it down on her desk. a cloud of dust rises. harry sneezes and gets a terrible feeling. some of the parchment is mildewing. the stack is taller than his hand is wide. this can only end badly

PGL tells him that he’ll need to read the entire book to fully comprehend the new scope of his property and harry kind of weakly says “what??”

and it turns out that heyo, when the death eaters swore to follow voldemort with all their lives and souls and magic in their little racist hearts they actually swore a modified liege lord oath which also has the coincidental side effect of ceding all titles (and property connected to said titles) held to the lord in question too. haha how funny who knew

and that’s an ongoing thing. so voldemort was the de facto head of two dozen magical houses at the beginning of the war and he just picked up more as he gained more followers and he probably could have just voted himself and his crew into every position of the government and run the country like that if he cared to do it but voldemort was not about dat political life. he wanted change and he wanted it now. he wanted to MAKE AMERICA MAGICAL BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN. so he started a civil war and just never informed his loyal death eaters of that little fact because they didn’t need to know.

and you might think that gringotts vaults are tied into bloodlines but they’re really not. the malfoy family vault belongs to whoever is the current head of the malfoy family. normally, that’s a malfoy and his malfoy spawn becomes the next head and so it passes through the family, accumulating inherited wealth. it was a working system until voldemort got involved and exploited the ever-living hell out of it.

now this all becomes harry’s problem because it turns out that Right of Conquest is an actual thing. what was voldemort’s is now his and voldemort has has the time to accumulate A Metric Fuck Ton of stuff.

also connected to titles are votes in the wizengamot. and whoo boy, this is where harry’s problem becomes really really really problematic. because the noble families squabble over those votes like children, hoarding them and passing them down, occasionally trading them for advantageous marriages and such, but mostly jealously guarding them like the politcal gold they are. it’s such a bitterly tight-fisted market that any one family has ~maybe~ three or  four votes.

and now harry bloody potter has a hundred of the things and a completely unintentional stranglehold on the government. whoops

and then hermione would shotput harry straight into the wizengamot against his protests and things would become so hilarious i just

some jerkass attempts to increase his own salary for doing basically nothing

“how about no,” harry and his hundred votes say.

somebody attempts to tighten restrictions on where magical creatures like vampires and werewolves can work

“how about no.” harry crosses his arms. “actually, how about we repeal those bullshit laws already in place that make it almost impossible for werewolves to get a job right now, hmmmm? and how about we put something in place to catch abusive owners of house elves? and make sure they get paid? and vacation days? and healthcare? actually how about we get healthcare for EVERYBODY HOW ABOUT T H A T?”

ten generations of purebloods cry out in horror. look upon him ye mighty and despair.

the years after voldemort’s defeat don’t go down in history as The Golden Era. in fact, thanks to harry bloody potter (and some incessant nudging by hermione granger), they go down as The Decade of Frankly Astonishing Strides Toward Equality *cough* enforced by a semi-plutocracy.

(all thanks to a third tier plot never really explored by a would-be dictator YOU’RE ALL WELCOME)

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MOODBOARD  
HUFFLEPUFF 
SLYTHERIN friendship (requested by:​ @emsers@uh–voltron​ ) have each others’ backs so hard. tight knit. if you tell one of them a secret, the other will know. slytherins usually make you compensate for their help or info, but they would do fucking anything for their hufflepuff buddy, and their puff would do the same. lots of playful humor and fake insults. slytherins can not hold a grudge against their puff, and will grovel so hard if they mess up. (words.) (got any requests?

We are not to blame for the way white people treat us. You shouldn’t base how well you treat a whole group of people on what they wear or how they speak, period. They were treating us like trash when we had to grovel at their feet to stay alive. They were treating us like trash when black women wore long dresses and hats everyday, and black men wore a suit and tie. It is safe to say that we are NOT the problem.

~ Hannah

  • Burr: I hope you're happy, I hope you're happy now. I hope you're happy how you hurt your cause forever, I hope you think you're clever!
  • Hamilton: I hope you're happy, I hope you're happy too! I hope you're happy how you'd grovel in submission to feed your own ambition,
  • Both: so though I can't imagine how! I hope you're happy, right now.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT LAURENT WENT TO GO HAVE A LOOK AND WAS ACTUALLY BEING FEISTY WHEN HE WAS LED TO DAMEN “AN AKIELON GROVELLING ON HIS KNEES” AND THEN HE SEES THE MAN, SEES HIS FACE AND IT’S THE MAN WHO KILLED HIS BROTHER, THE MAN HE HAS BEEN PREPARING TO FIGHT FOR SO LONG, THE MAN HE PROBABLY BLAMED FOR A LOT OF THE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO HIM AND GENERALLY JUST BEING UNHAPPY AND HE HAS TO SEE HIM AND ACT LIKE HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO HE IS?!?! CAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE RIDICULED?!

AND YET HE RECOLLECTS HIMSELF SO QUICKLY AND EVEN CHALLENGES THAT MAN “WHAT’S YOUR NAME SWEETHEART” THIS ….. too much. I can’t even imagine the struggle. 

I just wanted to say how amazing the Captain Swan fandom is. I mean it’s soo diverse. There are people as young as 12 to as old as 60 something. There are men, women, of many sexualities. There are writers, artists, geeks, students, doctors, people in computers, and then weirdo scientists such as meself. I’m so thankful to be in such a diverse fandom where I can bond with different types of people over a ship that we love 💘

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In which Ran catches Shinichi slip into Conan-kun mode unintentionally.

Which is very often.

And she teases him for it.

Always.

They had curry for dinner anyway.


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