Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself- I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy. Today I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead. Tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
I get that TAZ fanartists love, and I mean fucking LOVE to draw Garfield the Deals Warlock as the actual lasagna cat, but consider this alternative: Plain-clothes Griffin in a pair of Groucho Marx glasses.
I mean, think about it for a minute. Really, properly think about it.
Did you think about it? Good. Welcome to Hash tag Team Garfield the Deals Warlock is Plain-Clothes Griffin In a Pair of Groucho Marx Glasses.