the grinch quotes


why are we never talking about the grinch?


The signs as Dr Seuss quotes

Aries: “If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too.” 

Taurus: “I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”

Gemini: “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

Cancer: “To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.”

Leo: “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”

Virgo: “It is fun to have fun but you have to know how.”

Libra: “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” 

Scorpio: “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”

Sagittarius: “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…”

Capricorn: “I’m afraid that sometimes you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ‘cause you’ll play against you.”

Aquarius: “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.” 

Pisces: “Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.”

All: “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

  • Piccolo: The nerve of those humans. Inviting me down there - and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it.
  • 4.00, wallow in self pity
  • 4.30, stare into the abyss
  • 5.00, solve world hunger, tell no one
  • 5.30, jazzercize
  • 6.30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again
  • 7.00, wrestle with my self-loathing
  • I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.
  • Piccolo: But what would I wear!?
  • Maxwell: 4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss.
  • Maxwell: 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercise.
  • Maxwell: 6:30, dinner with me, can't skip that again...
  • Maxwell: 7:00, wrestle with self-loathing.... I'm booked!
  • Maxwell: If I bumped loathing to 9:00, I'd have time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slowly slip into madness!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! {Sentence Starters}

  • “I know just what to do!”
  • “Then he got an idea. An awful idea.”
  • “Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!”
  • “ I’ll fix it up there, then I’ll bring it back here.”
  • “If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll make one instead.”
  • “You’re a monster. Your heart’s an empty hole.”
  • “Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?”
  • “All their windows were dark. No one knew he was there.”
  • “That’s one thing I hate! All the noise, noise, noise, noise!”
  • “You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.”
  • “I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. “
  • “Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason.”
  • “Your heart is full of unwashed socks. Your soul is full of gunk.”
  • “Given the choice between the two of you, I’d take the, uh… seasick crocodile.”
  • “I must stop this WHOLE thing! Why, for fifty-three years I’ve put up with it, now!”
  • “The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, stunk.”
  • “Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!”
  • “It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t screwed on just right.”