the grinch quotes

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why are we never talking about the grinch?

WE ARE THE GRINCH

The signs as Dr Seuss quotes

Aries: “If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too.” 

Taurus: “I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”

Gemini: “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

Cancer: “To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.”

Leo: “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”

Virgo: “It is fun to have fun but you have to know how.”

Libra: “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” 

Scorpio: “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”

Sagittarius: “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…”

Capricorn: “I’m afraid that sometimes you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ‘cause you’ll play against you.”

Aquarius: “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.” 

Pisces: “Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.”

All: “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

  • Black Hat: Damn those heroes, inviting ME down there, on such short notice! Even if I WANTED to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it!
  • *opens planner to look through schedule*
  • Black Hat: 4 o'clock, wallow is self pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5 o'clock, solve world hunger, tell NO ONE. 5:30, jazzercise. 6:30, dinner with me, I can't cancel that again! 7 o'clock, wrestle with my self loathing....
  • Black Hat: I'm booked!
  • Black Hat: Of course if I push the loathing to 9 I'd still make it back in time to stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.
  • Maxwell: 4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss.
  • Maxwell: 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercise.
  • Maxwell: 6:30, dinner with me, can't skip that again...
  • Maxwell: 7:00, wrestle with self-loathing.... I'm booked!
  • Maxwell: If I bumped loathing to 9:00, I'd have time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slowly slip into madness!