the grimauxiliatrix

Okay, so we’ve got all 12 of the pesterchum handles for the trolls. All of them are related to their zodiac signs by way of a direct reference or a homonym, so it should be pretty easy to guess who’s who. So far we’ve met:

carcinoGeneticist: Cancer the Crab
gallowsCalibrator: Libra the Scales
grimAuxiliatrix: Virgo the Virgin
adiosToreador: Taurus the Bull

That leaves:

apocalypseArisen: Aries the Goat
twinArmageddons: Gemini the Twins
arsenicCatnip: Leo the Lion
arachnidsGrip: Scorpio the Scorpion (my sign btw)
centaursTesticle: Sagittarius the Archer
terminallyCapricious: Capricorn the Sea Goat
caligulasAquarium: Aquarius the Water Bearer
cuttlefishCuller: Pisces the Fishes

grimauxiliatrix  asked:

If you're still doing ship asks, perhaps vrisnep?

Who said “I love you” first
in an odd way vriska is probably way more approachable than karkat in a rather ineffable so frankly i can imagine nepeta doing this despite the arguments leveled in my scratch and sniff post

i’m unsure how it would happen but honestly i can imagine vriska staying behind her husktop for much too long doing her silly spidersona roleplaying w/ nepeta & gently working in weird stuff. nepeta breaks character & asks if vriska is going for a romantic sort of roleplay & after pacing around her respiteblock for 15 min while the sun is already up vriska returns & says yes & things just sort of snowball from there

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background
vriska setting it to nepeta instead of some weird cobalt spider w/e aesthetic is a #character defining moment

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror
as a result of both the alternian lifestyle & general spatial weirdness vriska still has the easiest time displaying her affection in an asynchronous manner & leaves messages to nepeta fairly often, including in the mirror. when nepeta one day writes a message underneath one of hers she has to suppress a squeal of pure gleee

Who buys the other cheesy gifts
nepeta is immersed in the rich gift-giving tradition (even if mostly questionable ones) from the friends she had on alternia while vriska has never gotten a gift. nepeta got her some cool ear studs on her first day & vriska still has them carefully stored in the box they came in, hidden in her respiteblock. because of her long hair nepeta is none the wiser

Who initiated the first kiss
vriska barely even knows what a kiss is until nepeta shows her but then she keeps demanding more & more the rest of the date

Who kisses the other awake in the morning
in the same sort of vein, vriska

Who starts tickle fights
while initially always resisting heavily because of how ticklish she is vriska is fairly quick to give in & let nepeta just lie on top of her for a while afterwards & the latter takes intent notice of this

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower
i have no idea

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch
nepeta, & it’s always the lunch vriska herself made but forgot to bring. one time vriska just genuinely had no time to make any but nepeta brings her lunch anyway & it takes her a couple minutes to figure out what just happened

Who was nervous and shy on the first date
oh boy that’s definitely vriska nepeta is already accustomed to vriska’s flarp/spidersona antics, she’s seen it all

Who kills/takes out the spiders
now why would you do such a thing?

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk
definitely vriska. always gets smashed to the point where nepeta has to push-carry her into bed & they day after when vriska wakes up next to nepeta she always clings onto her for a bit while reminiscing

grimauxiliatrix  asked:

jadevris for the ship ask, if you like?

  • Who said “I love you” first: jade! it probably takes a while and vriska’s like “whoa what she cant be serious????????” at first, it all works out and they cuddle in the end
  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: vriska, but jade’s probably got more unflattering photos saved to her phone
  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: jade!
  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts: they both do and they really are the cheesiest gifts, its pawprint and spiderweb patterns on everything. vriska buys jade a clip-on tail to match her ears. jade wears it every day
  • Who initiated the first kiss: jade does! poor vriska does not know what to do after that
  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning: jade!
  • Who starts tickle fights: honestly? vriska
  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: jade doesnt really get why it’d be weird to do that so she’ll just walk in if vriska’s in the shower and she wants to take one too. vriska doesn’t stop her.
  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: i mean i kinda doubt jade “lightly irradiated steak” harley’s ability to cook so i’m gonna say vriska
  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date: absolutely vriska, that girl does not know how to deal with people having genuine positive opinions of her
  • Who kills/takes out the spiders: they both just let them do their thing! vriska even tries to get them to crawl up onto her finger
  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: vriska does, very loudly, several times in a row

grimauxiliatrix  asked:

jasmine tea, rose hip tea, mocha?

Jasmine Tea : If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

right to ur bed so u can cuddle me bc im sleepy

Rose Hip Tea : Describe your first kiss

aaa it wasnt anything special, just a lil mwah followed by a bunch of other lil mwahs

Mocha : Dream Job?

anything involving working w animals tbh

CC: Fly, Pupa!!!!!!!!
CC: Flyyyyyyyy!
CC: )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a!

GA: CC Just Jumped Me Off A Cliff With My Brain
GA: And Well
GA: My Legs Also
GA: And Now They Feel Invisible
GA: Wow I Am Sure There Was A Better Way To Say That
GA: Anyway
GA: That Is Really All There Is To Report On The Subject Of Me Getting Hurt
CA: hey asshole, stop playin games for guys

caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling grimAuxiliatrix[GA]