the greatest woman ever

one thing I really love about Stranger Things is how it makes the heteronormstivity palatable by taking the usual gag-worthy “male character refuses to take no for an answer and harasses female character until she says yes ISN’T THAT ROMANTIC” trope and slam dunks it in the trash. like every notable couple (and prospective couple; Jopper I am LOOKING AT YOU) is… pretty much entirely based on a man or boy looking at a woman or girl like she’s the greatest thing he’s ever seen and pledging his entire life to her cause.

Being pregnant with Negan's child would include

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• Him being really exited from the very beginning 

• Him only wanting the best medical treatment for his and your unborn child and always letting his doctor look after you even when its about something really small

• Him doing his best to help you through the morning sickness and often sitting next to you, holding your hair and rubbing softly over your back while hating to see you that way and cursing about the fucking shit you have to go through 

• Him thinking loudly about how your kid will be and look like

• Him consciously teasing you with weird name combinations out of your and his name for your baby

• Him telling his men that his and your kid is about to become the best one ever

• Him laying with you on the bed and talking to the baby in your belly and next to a lot other things also about how much you and him already love it

• Him being extremely exited when the baby kicks for the first time and wouldnt get his hands from your belly for the next time just waiting for the next kick

• Him amused ascertaining that in a few months he’s actually a motherfucker, only to get slapped on the chest by you before you laughing shake your head about him

• Him laying in bed with you while holding you tight and stroking over your belly 

• Him telling you how much he loves you and how happy he is to have you both

• Him bringing back clothes, furniture and toys back from runs for the baby and showing it all to you while becoming more and more exited  

• Him being even more protective than normally and always having an eye on you

• Him accompanying you to every appointment with the doctor and getting especially exited when it comes to the ultrasound-appointments, where he sits next to you, holding your hand and looking fascinated at the display 

• Him telling the doctor to not tell him the gender of the baby because he wants you both be surprised and also because he wants to be able to philosophy even more about it

• When you’re in the final weeks of the pregnancy him leaving you almost not alone and becoming next to exited also pretty nervous, even when he does everything to not show that in front of his men

• Him getting you every kind of weird food combination you want while laughing his ass off when you come up with some new combination

• Him getting you pregnancy clothes and literally everything else you need and doing everything to make you feel comfortable

• Him giving you back massages and even more ones when your belly becomes heavier and your back suffers

• Him cooking you everything you fancy at the moment

• Him bragging before his men about you being the greatest woman ever and no one but him will ever get the chance to get a woman like you pregnant

• Him keeping Lucille close to the bed because he wants to able to protect you both and him immediately grabbing it whenever he hears a suspicious noise in the night

• The days before the enumerated birthday, him becoming even more exited but also really tensed and beginning to deeply worry about what could happen or possibly go wrong

• Him trying to not show it to you to not make you uncomfortable or nervous

• When you begin to get contractions him directly getting you to the doctor and staying by your side the whole time

• Him doing his best to stand by your side and willingly letting you squeeze the living hell out of his hand while doing his best to stay calm even though he hates to see you being in such pain

• As soon as he sees you and your baby together, he would sit down next to you and watch you both realizing once again that you theres never gonna be something more important than you both to him and being overwhelmed with happiness especially when he gets to hold your baby

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This right here will be cinematic history. This shot will be studied in film classes. This moment right here is the greatest hero shot I’ve ever seen.

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Like A Diamond (Leo fluff/smut)

Originally posted by wonsiks-hamster-taek

Cutie taek *squeals*

So the reason that this took so long is because I wrote it out like 6 times and tumblr kept deleting it and I was having a mental breakdown agshkhdjoude I was so fucking m a d

This is my first smut i’m posting on this account so please let me know what you think on my asks or messages 

Written for frhhdj and lililoveskpop, enjoy! :)

Genre: Smut / fluff

Length: 3.7k

Pairing: Jung Taekwoon (Leo) + you

Summary: You’re having a bad day and Taekwoon wants to make sure you never doubt his love for you again by showing you how much you mean to him

Today just wasn’t your day. Your boss had constantly been on your back for the past week and any little bit of work you tried to provide he scoffed in your face, constantly saying you and your work weren’t ‘good enough’. He kept threatening to firing you for your incompetent work. You knew this wasn’t true because the company had less workers than it needed currently, but it was still making you feel shit.

You felt less than ‘good enough’ with your personal life as well. Taekwoon, your boyfriend of 4 months had managed to convince you to go on a public date with him. After much reluctance you agreed, just to see him happy. You hadn’t been dating long, but you still knew you’d do anything to see that beautiful smile on his face. 

You had been spotted by a fan and dozens of pictures of the two of you were taken and posted all over the internet. From the first time you saw the comments on it you could see starlights weren’t very happy about seeing their ‘precious Leo’ dating someone like you. They laughed at your appearance saying Taekwoon could do so much better than you. 

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Mulder’s Apartment.  The Goodbye We Never Got to Say.

Does anyone else feel like we never got a proper goodbye to Mulder’s apartment?  I feel that, in a lot of ways, his apartment was just as iconic to the show as the X-Files basement office.

Yet they ditched it without so much as a cursory glance, or a wistful note played of Mark Snow’s score.  We were there - and then we weren’t.  And now it’s gone forever.

The last time we see Mulder (and Scully) in his apartment, is in season 8′s Three Words.  

But it’s not actually the last time we see the apartment itself.  The last time is even sadder - because there’s no Mulder or Scully-  it’s through Agent Doggett’s eyes that we say our final farewell to this iconic location.  He walks into Mulder’s apartment to find it empty in the season 9 premiere Nothing Important Happened Today.

Mulder’s belongings all gone - now moved to Scully’s apartment.

I really think we deserved a scene where Mulder and Scully are packing away his things and they talk about all the times they had together in the apartment - Mulder musing about moving forward with his life - and leaving the past behind.  Them smiling at each other as they walk out of the empty apartment… and the door closes.

Did I just describe the series finale of Friends, there?  I think I might have.


As a homage to apartment #42, 2630 Hegal Place Alexandria, VA 23242, here’s a scrapbook of it’s greatest hits from season 1 - 9 and Fight the Future.  I will be posting at least 1 screecap of EVERY episode the apartment appeared in.

So yeah, this is gonna be long. VERY LONG You have been warned!

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The Bullet (Bucky Barnes x Reader)

Summary: Since you started to work as the Avengers Doctor a certain Super Soldier seems to have more injuries recently after missions which causes not only you to be suspicious but also everyone around you. 

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warning: So fluffy and sweet you´ll get diabetes 

Never in a million years would´ve you thought that becoming friends with the Avengers would be something that would ever happen to you. You just imagined doing your job by taking care of them before, during and after missions pulling out bullets out of their skin and stitching wounds whenever they needed it but within only 1 months they were already treating you like a part of their “family” and to be honest you enjoyed every single minute of it. 

It was another usual workday where you would sit in your office taking care of all that paper work you had to do after every mission where you had to write down who had which injuries and for some reason there was a certain super soldiers name written on every single one of them. Bucky Barnes

You lost count on how many times you actually stitched up his wounds, removed bullets or fixed his metal arm and in those moments you were really happy that the serum prevented any big damage but still you were worried that something might be going on which causes him to not be concentrated.

Speaking of the devil you were pulled out of your thoughts as there was a knock and Steve walked inside the room with Bucky´s arm draped around him for you to see that Bucky was limping, his head hanging low. 

“Another bullet.”,was everything Steve said before putting Bucky onto the lounger and placing his hands against his hips while you cut Bucky´s uniform open to see that the bullet was sticking so far in his leg that it stoped the bleeding which was already a good sign that it was not that serious. 

“I have no idea what is wrong with this idiot. It´s like he does this on purpose. Maybe you should talk to him. I mean you have this therapist degree don´t you and someone who is being so reckless every single mission should really seek help of a professional.” Steve made sure to emphasize the word “someone” while looking at Bucky who had one arm placed over his eyes trying to ignore his best friend who placed a soft goodbye kiss to your cheek like usual before leaving. 

“Bucky we´ve been friends for quite a while now and like Steve said..I´m a professional. You can talk to me if it makes you feel better.” He simply hummed as you grabbed the syringe filled with a local anesthetic and pressed it around the wound so that he would not feel anything and you could remove it with specific tweezers. 

“I don´t know. I can´t concentrate and it´s making me do stupid stuff on missions. I can not sleep. I can´t eat and I´m probably annoying you.”

You put the bullet in a small container and took a needle and a thread ready to stitch up the small wound. Bucky was sitting by now looking at you with such intensity in his eyes that it almost made you drop everything due to some weird tension that was building in your body. 

“You could never annoy me Bucky. Is there something that happened recently that causes your body to.. I don´t know..have a strong reaction.”

He kept staring at you while you put a bandaid on his leg and stood up to realize that you were standing between his legs his face only a few inches away from your. 

“Actually yes. You came here and since then I can´t think about something else”

Your face turned completely red as you stepped aside and started to throw away your gloves and wash your hands while Bucky jumped from the lounger slowly walking towards you, making sure that he would not put to much pressure on the injured leg. 

“Why me? I´m just the doctor here and-” Bucky did not let you finish as his hand slowly gripped your chin tilting it into his direction with his eyes staring at your lips without even looking away for one single second. 

“You´re not just the doctor. You´re way more than that. You´re beautiful, smart, know how to kick someone´s ass with words and even in reality. Y/N you´re the greatest woman I´ve ever met and I´ve been alive for over 100 years.” You chuckled as his thumb ran over you lip causing your eyes to close for a brief second as Friday pulled you both out of your thoughts. 

´Sargent Barnes. Director Fury is requesting your attendance for the mission report

“Let me take you on a date after I´m done. I´ll take you out for dinner and after that we can come here and watch a movie together.” 

“Under one condition Barnes.” He raised his eyebrow in confusion his hand still placed under your chin as you looked at him and a smirk appeared on your face. 

“You have to promise me to more careful on missions.” Bucky bursted out in laughter and leaned closer pressing his soft lips to yours for a short second before pulling away and having his lips only a few inches away from yours. 

“That´s something I can work on”

And with that he walked out of the room, blowing you a kiss and heading over to the meeting room, leaving you alone with the biggest smile and probably the reddest face you´ve ever had

princess emoji rating

shading is all over the place. gradient is abused. her hair, skin, and tiara are all the same color. a disgusting mess. 3/10 step up your game apple

very nice! simplistic yet beautiful at the same time. is probably a great ruler. needs to spice up her hairstyle though. 8/10 a lovely lady indeed

a nice start. not even the thick outline can beat its beauty. could almost beat google in the rankings if it weren’t for the lazily line-tooled tiara. 7.5/10 don’t give up on your dreams

!!! magnifique!! beautiful!!! look at her brilliant tiara!! her fabulous locks!! her confidence!!! this woman will be the greatest ruler her kingdom will ever have!!!!! 10/10 a sassy and bold maiden

eugh. disgusting. her nose looks like a malformed egg. her “hair” is far too shiny to be considered real. her bedroom eyes make her look so unprofessional. she tries too hard to be google, without understanding what makes google so great. 4/10 not loving her at first sight

hmm. she seems like a chipper fellow but she needs to clean up her look. her hair is messy and covers her lovely eyes. her lipstick is far too excessive to kiss a toad. and please help her get that paper crown off her head!! 5/10 i like her hair color though

a bold, beautiful girl!! so confident she doesn’t even need to wear makeup!! she looks ready for the royal dance! her prince will surely come soon! 10/10 the belle of the ball

this lady looks like the stereotypical “evil prom queen” in those crappy high school dramas. she looks like a bitch. although i’m not gonna lie she does have a sense of elegance to her. 5.8/10 straight out of mean girls

she has so much potential. and yet she has a long way to go. her lines are too simple, and don’t quite capture the sense of beauty that google has. although i’m sure if she tries she can be as great as facebook and samsung. don’t give up on your dreams, twitter! 5/10 her tiara is nice i guess

hmm, i don’t know. she looks more like a queen than a princess. she seems like she was once a fair lady, but has lost that youth and charm in her face. 6/10 is twitter her daughter?

i’m sorry but this is a disgrace. her eyes are far too large. even an anime character would reject her. her lips are larger than htc’s. why are her ears as high up on her face as her eyes. her hair looks like a cloth. what is this mess. 4/10 i love the tiara though

did you even fucking try? her crown is lopsided, her eyes are emotionless, and she just looks like a chinese bootleg. 1/10 emojidex disappoints again

Dear sister, you are not defined by the age that you get married so stop stressing about the meaningless opinions of others. Did you forget Sayyidah Maryam? The greatest woman ever created. عليها السلام

Your job is to worship Allah and to rely on Him, and He will show you miracles.

—  Shaykh Mohammad Aslam
You didn’t love me. You loved the parts of me you wanted, the rest wasn’t good enough for you. So, i tried to shut them down. Tried to throw them out with the Thursday trash before you noticed them laying around on a day that I forgot to keep them locked away. Trying to change myself into the girl you wanted to love , i accidentally fell for someone new. Trying to tidy myself up for you, I found things I never even knew were there, like the strength to finally leave a man who didn’t love every inch of me. I fell in love with me. The things I had tolerated and the things i had once despised, I fell for all of them. I started the greatest love affair I’ll ever know; a woman who loves herself
—  L.S.

justice league spoiler but

the scene where the amazons play keep away with wolfenstep or whatever was the GREATEST scene ever like truly on par with wonder woman. it was so good. shooting the box forward with an arrow tied to it? the amazon who didnt let go of it even when she was picked up from her horse? the two amazons who held up the gate while the queen slid under? the amazon who caught the arrow by jumping from her horse to her sisters horse? iconic. iconic. iconic. i know ppl were mad about their stomachs showing but to me it was obvious there were keepers of the box who were there to break the logs holding up the gates and they were not in battle armor because they had different jobs and then everyone else was there to fight and they were wearing their armor. every amazon holding a weapon was wearing armor and every amazon manning the gates was in the brown leather clothing. idk but u should watch justice league just to see the amazons fight in perfect sync like that. truly amazing and thrilling and well choreographed fight scene

also the scene with the atlantian woman absolutely putting wolfystoo thru tumble dry on high and a spin cycle yes pls that was doper than anything aquaman did EXCEPT maybe the scene where chugged the whiskey in slow motion and the waves were crashing but i have a sneaking suspicion that 99% of how dope that was can be attributed to the slow mo. the girl atlantian wins.

point is lots of dope women in this movie doing dope ass shit

How Hurricane could have been prevented
  • Alexander: Honey?
  • Eliza: What?
  • Alexander: Where's my pen?
  • Eliza: What?
  • Alexander: Where - is - my - pen?
  • Eliza: I, uh, put it away.
  • Alexander: Where?
  • Eliza: Uh-uh, don't even think about it! We've been planning this vacation for two weeks!
  • Alexander: Honey, my reputation is in danger!
  • Eliza: Our vacation is in danger!
  • Alexander: It's for the greater good, woman!


The team behind the critically acclaimed revamp of Batgirl returns with an exciting sci-fi action-adventure series! By day, Domino Swift competes for fame & fortune in a worldwide motorcycle racing league. By night, she cracks heads of rival gangs in brutal bike wars to gain possession of a rare, valuable contraband: an engine-boosting “machine narcotic” known as Crush.


Written by John Allison (Bad Machinery, Scary Go Round) and illustrated by Max Sarin, Giant Days Volume 5 finishes off freshman year in style, collecting issues #17-20 of the Eisner Award-nominated series. Their freshman year is finally coming to a close and Daisy, Susan, and Esther say goodbye to Catterick Hall forever. Literally forever. It’s being bulldozed and re-purposed as a luxury dorm next semester. But as one door closes, another opens and between end of semester hookups, music festivals, and moving into their first home together, their life experiences are just getting started.

POP GUN WAR Vol. 2: Chain Letter

Stuck in a small town with a broken-down van, Emily goes on a walk. After following some shady characters through subterranean tunnels, she discovers three video monitors showing stories from a magical present, dreamy past, and strange future. In this long-awaited sequel to the award-winning and critically acclaimed graphic novel POP GUN WAR: GIFT, author and creator of The Wrenchies, FAREL DALRYMPLE, revisits his world of surreal urban fantasy.


Collects Black Panther: World of Wakanda #1-6.

Wakanda! Home of the Black Panther, a proud and vibrant nation whose legends and mysteries run deep. Now, delve deep into Wakanda’s lore with a love story where tenderness is matched by brutality! You know them as the Midnight Angels, but for now they are just Ayo and Aneka — young women recruited to become Dora Milaje, an elite task force trained to protect the crown of Wakanda at all costs. But with their king shamed and their queen killed, Ayo and Aneka must take justice into their own hands! They’ve been officers. Rebels. Lovers. But can they be leaders? Plus: the return of former White Tiger, Kasper Cole! As Wakanda burns, Cole can only watch helplessly from halfway around the world. Will he find a new beginning — or meet a painful end?

TRINITY Vol. 1: Better Together

Gotham City’s guardian. Metropolis’ Man of Tomorrow. Themyscira’s warrior princess. They are Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman. Together, they are the greatest heroes the world has ever seen.

And their bond is about to be tested like never before.

As an older, wiser Superman takes the place of the brash young hero they once knew, Batman and Wonder Woman find themselves confronted by a force that tests their very souls. It is called the White Mercy, and it wields a power greater than that of the World’s Greatest Heroes combined.

Thrown together by fate, these three icons must join together to confront their own weaknesses and defeat the evil in their midst. If they fail, the whole world will fall…