the good times are killing me omg

Shut TF up, Arch
  • Betty: my dad might have killed Jason and he's v mean to Polly
  • Jughead: my dad is a gang leader and I'm homeless
  • Cheryl: my brother is dead and I'm in an abusive home and everyone hates me
  • Veronica: my dad is a v bad person and I hate him
  • Polly: I'm pregnant with a dead mans child and was ostracized
  • Ethel: my family is going through really rough times and my dad tried to kill himself
  • Kevin: I have to hide my relationship from my dad [bonus points: I am the comic relief of my friend group]
  • Jason: I'm dead.
  • Archie: omg you guuuuyyys I kissed Ronnie but that made Betty mad so I kissed Val and that was v good but then I kissed Cheryl and that made Val mad and all I want to do is write muuuuuusic #thestrugle #igetby #inspiring #notallheroswearcapes
zach dempsey headcanons

Originally posted by knightlley

(this gif actually killed me i’m crying)


  • zach remembering meeting justin for the first time.
  • him making an inside joke about it.
  • tbh i think zach giggles a lot with his sister.
  • he gets so uncomfortable when his sister talks about her crushes.
  • asking if they treat her good.
  • cause i mean he’s zach. aka brother GOALS.
  • he would never like being the stereotypical jock that is a douchebag.
  • sleeping with a cuddly teddy bear.
  • THAT’S SO CUTE OMG
  • his first crush in elementary school.
  • asking her out in middle school.
  • but she declines so politely that zach could never hate her.
  • he hates bryce.
  • but since he bought justin the things he needs for school, zach tries his best not to hate him.
  • basically zach being a cute lil bear who has a golden heart and needs a hug 24/7
Mon-El Appreciation

Seriously I think Mon-El needs more appreciation for being raised on a planet with slaves and clearly bad morals and then being thrown onto a new planet where he sees people being openly kind and standing up for what they believe in, and then learning from it.

Sure he had some bad habits to break in the beginning but he’s been learning this whole time that it’s okay himself here on Earth. He hasn’t been changing necessarily, because he has always been good and full of heroism but was never allowed to act on it because of his family and where he lived.

And I just really need someone on Supergirl to understand that and give him a genuine hug for me okay!

Undertale Fandom in a nutshell
  • Fan girl: OMG have you seen that new sans theory that everybody has already heard one way or another?
  • Me: Why would I watch something I have already seen?
  • Fangirl: DUH! Sans is in it. He is the best character ever! Have you heard his back story?
  • Me: The other characters have some good mysteries too you know.
  • Fan girl: Like what?
  • Me: I mean, in the update Papyrus basically says he has GASTER blasters, and he acknowledges Sans's time traveling powers. He also never really tries his hardest to kill you. I mean, when he does fight you, he is applying creams and sauces on himself the whole fight.
  • Fangirl: CANNOT COMPUTE. SANS IS ONLY CHARACTER WHO WILL EVER BE SIGNIFICANT. D.I.E.
Goodbye. (Seungcheol Ficlet) [A]

THIS ANON REQUESTED THIS AND I A SEUNGCHEOL BIASED WAS BASICALLY KILLING MYSELF TOO. OMG SO OKAY. It took me a lot of guts before i posted this just so you know guys I am so NERVOUS mainly bcsI don’t want to ruin this blog reputation for writing good goods (shameless may it seem but i am a fan of the admins too so lol hahahaha) I’M SO SORRY BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY SHITTY AND this is just my second time posting a scenario (and it’s mah baby seungcheol again lol) and and and fck really i’m just really nervous and rlly not confident abt this so anw.

I was scrolling through the request box and I saw this and was feeling angst-y that night so why not try is what i thought. this is really short tho. (I’M SORRY) I wanted to post something as a thank you for you guys heh we love you~

Thanks to Admin Kate for editing this one and adding a lot of those dramatic shts that i really can’t express.Thank you btch love u ♥ And also the [words like these] are lyrics from I.O.I’s Downpour, credits yes. so here you go~~ i’m sorry for the grammar mistakes and my shtty writings.

-Admin Kenvy

Warnings: contains death and shitty writing..

“I’m sick of this Cheol.” You stare at him with damp eyes, biting your lips to restrain the salty tears from falling, you had already rehearsed a lot of times and successfully handled your emotions right, but the actual thing was a lot worse than what you had expected.

“No, no, Y/N please.” He begs, holding your hands tightly as he quietly sobs in your lap. You can’t help but feel your heart squeeze in pain. It was so hard to see him in this state but you needed to, as much as you want to not see him hurting, this was the only way now. He needs to let you go. He has to, or it’ll be even more harder for you to leave.

“Stop crying.” You cooed, reaching out your hand to wipe away his tears, smiling widely at him to cheer him up, silently taking his features all in. Ah, this is man I love.

He took your hand, staring at it longingly before he kissed the back of it, eyes shit as he breathed you in, he chokes on his tears, your vision became blurry at the sight. It was and always will be his favorite thing to do, kissing the back of your hand while looking at you getting all red and flustered was one of those things he loved about you. He loved the fact he had that effect on you. He treated you like a princess, he gave you everything but with the way things were now, you just didn’t deserve any of it.

“I’m tired Cheollie, can you sing me a song?” You propped yourself back under the sheets, just like those days when you have a bad day, his singing will always turn it upside down.

He tried to smile at you, and composed himself for the last time, he sniffs quietly, but resumes to clear is throat, almost too painfully.

You’ll miss him so much. You’ll miss his lovely almond eyes that always seem to take you to a newfound galaxy. Every day was an endless adventure.

I wish things wouldn’t end this way, if I knew I was going to be erased from this world then I would’ve never have dreamed of meeting you. But, I’m glad I did. You made me happy, you made me feel loved. The world didn’t seem so cruel the minute I laid my eyes on you.

[Please stay, I can’t be alone without you, yet.]

The beautiful words and tunes that always would always leave his pretty lips, he had your whole heart in his hands, the whole world.

[I keep yearning for you.]

You’ll miss loving him, you’ll miss every bit of him, you’ll miss the gummy smile that always shined so bright, you’ll miss his kisses. You’ll miss everything about him.

[I will never lose our many happy memories in the rain…]

I won’t forget the day we first met, I won’t forget the day we made amends, the day you told me you loved me, will never be forgotten. I’ll continue to love you even afterlife.

With one last look, one last smile, and one last breath you finally said goodbye.

[Goodbye to us.]

The second you close your eyes, he felt his whole world crumble down. No, please no.

Please don’t take away the most important person in my life, don’t take her away, I love her. Why are you doing this to me? God, answer me. Why?

The heart monitor fell flat, and the tears just kept on coming.

She’s gone.

He held your limp body in his arms as he held on to you tightly, sobbing loudly he hid no embarrassment.

The nurses stood and watched quietly, things like this were frequent. They knew he still needed some time.

“Y/N, no..” he sniffed, “Baby, please. Wake up.” He cried and cried. As he pulled your body closer, a sheer white paper came tumbling down from the sheets, in which he looked at curiously, he cautiously picked it up and when he saw the familiar handwriting, his stomach flipped. He hastily read the paper, his heart dropping as he read every word.

I hope you don’t regret falling in love with me, because falling in love with you is the best thing that has ever happened in my whole life. Didn’t I tell you that you’d be the only one I’d love ‘til my last breath? I kept my promise.

Mama Thinking Alistair Will be the Grey Warden in the Fade in Inquisition
  • Me: Well that might not actually be the case so there's that. I don't know, I haven't played with Alistair as a Grey Warden. And also you haven't killed him yet if it is the case.
  • Mama: *sniff* shitshitshit. I knoooowwwwww but now i KNOOOOoooowwwwww I kill him in the future! I'M A BAD INQUISITOR NOW.
  • Me: Why are you panicking!!?! You didn't kill the Grey Warden last time?
  • Mama: Because he can't die! It'd be like killing Cullen!!!!
  • And yes I did! that person from #2 - wait. But ... no wait.
  • Me: You saved the Grey Warden last time
  • Mama: I did? Who did I send then? that wasn't a gray warden too?!! No. NO IT WAS A HAWKE PERSON WHO VARIC LIKED OMG
  • PHEW. Oh thank fuck. Scared me! Okay. I'm done panicking.
  • Me: But you don't know who the Hawke person is?
  • Mama: Nonono... nevermind... my brain's working again. I know who I killed off. I'm good? I know Varic liked her a lot and I felt REALLY guilty that I chose her and then she was dead or assumed dead and I had to tell Varic. I felt guilty the rest of the week too, by the way.
  • Me: So if Alistair is the Grey Warden you'll get rid of the Hawke person?
  • Mama: Hell yeah! I'll HAVE to! I can't send Alistair to his death! GEEZ. That'd be like killing Fluffy!!! No way man! I might be Irish Catholic but even I wouldn't be able to handle that amount of guilt! The only problem will be that I'll end up killing Varic's friend.
  • Me: Okay! I like how we're not even into game 2 yet and you're making these decisions.

anonymous asked:

Mc trying to seduce rfa + v &Saeran using the virgin killing sweater 😂😂🍑🍑👀👀

Oh my goddd. I had never heard of the virgin killing sweater before (if you haven’t either, I highly suggest looking it up - my first introduction into it was this article) and everything I’ve seen on it is just the girl wearing the sweater and nothing else so that’s kind of what I had in mind when I wrote these lolol. I swear this is totally something I would illustrate if I actually could art. Thank you, anon, this was genuinely a joy to write! I hope I did it justice!

I mean…MC really does love her sweaters.

Requests are open.~


✦ZEN:

  • he’s been practicing for rehearsal all day
  • at this point he has everything down but he’s still going
    • “Zenny…you’ve been at it all day…come take a break with me.~”
    • “I just need to practice a little more, I have to do a good job.”
  • well…drastic times call for drastic measures
  • you had heard the craze and bought one…just in case
  • the virgin killing sweater now time to see if it works
  • you come out of the room wearing it
    • “Are you sure you can’t take just a little break, Zenny?”  
  • something in your tone of voice makes him turn around
  • and he FREEZES
  • you have unleashed The BEAST™
  • has you pinned to the wall so fast omg what rehearsal?
  • doesn’t even make it to the bedroom tbh
    • “You’re going to be the death of me someday, MC” said after the sweater is long forgotten on the floor, of course
  • makes sure the sweater is folded on the top of other clothes in the drawer hoping you decide to use it again soon

✦Yoosung:

  • between studying to be a veterinarian, after school clubs, and you, this boy has been busy
  • so it’s really understandable that when he has a day to relax, he wants to play LOLOL
  • but he has been playing for five hours it really had been a long time since he played
  • so you decide to play a little dirty literally?
  • you come up behind him wearing the virgin killing sweater and wrap your arms around him
    • “Oh, MC, just one more round–”
    • “Are you sure that’s what you want, Yoosung?”
  • then you spin his chair around to face you he’s eye level with “the girls” omg omg what happened to his brain
  • Yoosung.exe has stopped working
  • his face is so red
  • his friends are yelling into his headset, they are under attack
  • then he recovers a little
    • “If you were looking at what I’m looking at, you’d ditch LOLOL in a heartbeat too” and then he logs out with no other explanation
  • he’s still blushing like mad but he pulls you into his lap omg you’re not even wearing pants, he’s the luckiest guy ever???
  • he ends up carrying you to the bedroom bridal style after making out on the chair for a while

✦Jaehee:

  • owning a bakery is exhausting
  • she’s much happier than when she was working for Jumin but seems no less tired?
  • so it had been a little while since you two had been intimate
  • …and tbh you were thirsty
  • so you bought the sweater and put it on the second it came in
  • when she gets home, you are going about your usual business
  • not even acknowledging the virgin killing sweater
  • she’s standing in the doorway, blushing and open-mouthed
  • when you bend down in an over-exaggerated way, bend & snap anyone? she drops her purse
  • suddenly she’s grabbing your hand to lead you to the bedroom
    • “You’re not too tired?” what’s with that innocent tone of voice
    • “On the contrary, I am feeling quite energized, thanks to you.”
  • tbh she’d heard of the sweater and thought it was ridiculous but consider her mind changed now

✦Jumin:

  • he had been working late all week
  • you decided to order the virgin killing sweater without telling him
  • you had showed him in amusement when you first discovered it and he had been unimpressed
    • “That woman must be freezing. The sweater has no arms…or a back…or even sides. It is barely even clothing.” sweetheart that’s the point
  • it’s around noon when it comes in and you decide to text Jumin
    • “Can’t you come home early today? You’ve been there late all week and my new sweater came in. I want your opinion.”
    • “I wish I could, you know that, my love. Is a new sweater really a reason to cut work short?”
    • “Hmm…you tell me, Mr. Han.~” [sent with a selfie you took while wearing it]
    • “…I’ll be right there.”
  • Jaehee had to cancel the rest of his day you promise her you’ll make it up to her later
  • Driver Kim knows that look; he is speeding on the way home
  • you are waiting at the door when he arrives
  • he immediately kisses you
    • “I was wrong about the sweater. It is…very effective. I hope you don’t have plans for the next two days…”
  • carries you to the bedroom, closing the door behind you
    • “I love the sweater, but you look best wearing nothing at all…”

✦Saeyoung:

  • tbh you bought it bc you thought it would be hilarious
  • then you put it on and hey you don’t look half bad
  • and you decide you are definitely going to use it today
  • when Saeyoung gets home, you’re in the bedroom waiting for him
  • on the bed, with this absolutely ridiculous pose
  • so he’s laughing at first
  • but then you turn just so and omg you went from funny to ridiculously hot in .5 seconds flat
  • no more laughter
  • he jumps on the bed and starts kissing you
  • did you really just seduce him with a meme you two are perfect together
  • he really enjoys running his hands underneath the sweater tbh so it takes a while for it to actually come off
  • later on, he’s picking it up from the floor and putting it on
    • “Hey, this looks pretty good on me! We should get one in every color!”

✦V:

  • he can’t…really see what you’re wearing too well
  • but you actually kind of prefer that?
  • you have a plan
  • he comes home and you’re wearing the sweater and ofc he makes no comment
  • so you sit in his lap and rest your head on his shoulder nothing out of the ordinary, you two do this all the time
  • it isn’t until his hand rests on your leg that he realizes something is different
    • “MC…you aren’t wearing pants?”
  • suddenly he’s exploring a little more closely just what you wanted
  • he runs his hands down your sides and back and feels loose-fitting fabric and lots of skin
  • he’s breathing quite a bit heavier now
  • continues running his hands all over you until you can’t take it anymore
  • you grab his face and kiss him which makes him chuckle
    • “Taking too long for your tastes, love?”
    • “You are such a tease.”
    • “Only returning the favor. Shall we move to the bedroom?”

✦Saeran:

  • he is not prepared
  • you’d had a little spat that hasn’t quite been resolved yet
  • and then you come home with a shopping bag and a smirk on your face
  • and you change immediately
  • and now you’re standing in front of him…wearing that
  • he never really understood the point of dressing a certain way to seduce someone
  • and yet…he can’t deny the effectiveness of it
  • like…wow
  • tbh part of him wants to leave out of protest this isn’t fair
  • legit stands there warring with himself for several good minutes
  • while you just stand there waiting for the virgin killing sweater to work its magic
    • “…fuck it.”
  • then he pushes you against the wall and starts kissing you
    • “Does this mean we aren’t fighting anymore?”
    • “Ask me later.”
BTS react to their crush having a fruity scent

A/N: Aw thank you so much! that means a lot. And you had requested for crush instead of significant other so i hope this lived up to your expectations :)


Jungkook

Originally posted by jamless-vibes

Jungkook having a crush on you would be mostly shy and quiet, the fact that you had a sweet scent is probably what had drawn his interest to you in the first place. Being the type of person he is, he would awkwardly compliment you in an attempt to be closer. 

“You smell really nice, but i mean like- not that i was smelling you or anything….”


Taehyung

Originally posted by chimchams

Taehyung would be the type to constantly tease their crush as a way get your attention and become more intimate with you. Your sweet scent will only be one of the many things that he would use to playfully tease you about, the fact that he did so will only prove of how much detailed attention he paid to you.


Jimin

Originally posted by princejimin

Jimin would turn extremely shy when it comes to the topic of his crush, one of his favourite traits about you were to be the sweet smell that you always gave off when you were around him. When he thought of you, he also thought of how your sweet smell would engulf him when the both of hugged.


Namjoon

Originally posted by itsrapmonster

Namjoon would honestly turn so fluffy at this, he would love the fact that you smelled so sweet all the time. Similar to Jungkook, this would sometimes throw him off and make him more nervous/awkward around you more than he should be.

this gif kills me, protect this child


Hoseok

Originally posted by vkooked

Out of all of Bangtan, Hoseok would be the most straightforward to his crush and so he wouldn’t hesitate telling you his liking for your sweet scent with a few compliments here and there. He would also be silly about it in an attempt to make you laugh and brighten your day.


Yoongi

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Yoongi would low-key love this about you. Of course, being the type of guy that he is, he wouldn’t verbally or straight forwardly tell you that he did. Sometimes he dreamt of what it would be like to cuddle you while napping and how your sweet scent would just engulf him while he slept.


Seokjin

Originally posted by raphohoho

Jin would straight up love your scent and will develop a tendency to compliment it, this trait of yours will always give him an excuse to take you out on not-so-subtle dates.

“You always smell so sweet, you’re making me hungry… let’s go get dinner”


                                                  - bangtan angels -


anonymous asked:

Hi, just want to say love ur writings. And could you recommend any good namjoon fics out there?

i went through my fic recs list and realized that i dont have a lot so i started looking up more namjoon fics so thank you anon <3

reader-inserts

underground king by @sugajpg - first fic that came to mind cause litty titty omg everything i’ve ever wanted in a fic end me nOW boxer namjoon whipped namjoon my ass is rekt sideways namjoon 

after by @bxebxee​ - awelrkajwer i cant believe i just read this now but this is a good balance of fluff and smut like praise lord namjoon

a favor by @btssmutgalore​ - e n d m e  p l s 

constellations by @yoongguksx​ - it was so so so so soft until he went hard

hands on by @your-miss-right​ - omg the cute kills me

mxm

all you need is love (and pink) by vppa - namjin ; one of my all time faves it was just so so cute i loved it omg i love 

sweet dreams by penjasin - vmon ; omg this was so fucking good i love sei holy shit be aware of tagging/warnings!

when you say jump, i say how high daddy? by voseok - minjoon ; liSTEN this is my favorite fic of all fucking time for minjoon i rec this to every single person looking for minjoon and namjoon because o h mf glkejrawer just be aware of the warnings because u rlly need to be comfy with it!! 

got my body so wet by fatal (cumrich) - minjoon ; omg fans self this is wowowwo just so good it’s pure smut in the abo world 

beta tau sigma by bazooka - ot7 centered but namjin pairing and omfg this is such a classic that you have have to read, it’s so so good and so fucking hilarious and just so bangtan it hurts

anything by bazooka for namjin is amazing like not even kidding, ANYTHING, read all their fics pls (some faves include you have 1 new messageA Wonderful InstitutionThe Mark of an Educated Mind)

i hope you enjoy these anon <3

Piece by Piece (Shingen x R/Y)

WARNING: SMUT! Please don’t read if you’re not into smut! And I’m sorry if this isn’t good enough since this is my first time with smut DX Please don’t judge DX

You smile, looking at Shingen who held you in his arm. You reach a hand up and cup his cheeks, staring into his eyes. You loved him so much, without him you didn’t know what you could’ve done to yourself. Shingen took your hand in his and kisses your fingertips, a smirk on his face.

“Something wrong?” He asks, a hand already tracing your sides.

“Nothing.” You laugh, pulling your hand away from his grip then you stood up and lean towards him. “I was just… thinking about something.”

You smirk at him before licking your lower lip. You then walk your fingers across his chest and then pulled his bedding robe off his shoulder. You lean in more until both your lips touch. You pressed in harder, wanting to taste him more and in response, he places his hands on your hips and pushed you down onto his futon.

Positioning you under him while himself between you, he entwine your tongues together. His hands already busying himself trying to tear open your robe and you too, busy your hands trying to remove the fabric that separates his skin from your skin.

Breaking the kiss, Shingen looks at and you were finally able to remove his robe off him. He runs a hand across your body and gropes your breast, lighting pinching your nipples that had gotten hard. Shingen pulled you up while he sat and throbs his member in front of you, rubbing it up and down in front of you, watching as your eyes began to lighten up a little. It was a sign for him to know that you were getting wet and your lust for him was uncontrollable.

His movement stops and he smiles at you. “Come here.” His says. “Want a taste?”

He didn’t need to ask. You slowly crawled to him and take his member in your hands. You rubbed it up and down, feeling his member harden each time. Slowly, you stick out your tongue and lick the tip of his member. You open your mouth a little wider and suck the tip of his hard member. Shingen groans, feeling the pleasure from having his member in your mouth. He reached a hand over and without warning roughly slips a hand into your sex.

“You’re so wet…” Shingen says in a husky voice.

Thrusting his member in and out of your mouth, the tip of your tongue brushing the tip of his hard member, teasing him. He groans and places his hands on your head and thrust his member faster in your mouth. He finally gives one more thrust until he pulls your mouth away from his member, pushing you down once more and spills his seeds on your stomach.

“Milord…” You spoke. “I….”

You stop. There was no use saying anything to him. You couldn’t control yourself anymore. Even after his member was just in your mouth you want him in you. You look at him in the eye and open you legs, spreading them for him while you reach a finger down and run it along your folds.

“Milord.” You plead to him. “Please… I…. Ahhh…”

Shingen stares at you while you slips a finger in yourself, playing with your sex and moan out his name.

“You’re a naughty girl aren’t you?” Shingen smirks at you.

He moves between you legs again and lifts your hips up to meet his. He pulls your hands away and pins them above your head. He leans down and locks his lips on your skin, sucking it hard. You cried out for him, feeling the ache. He removes his lips and place them on another spot, sucking hard until it leaves a red mark before he places it onto another spot.

You struggle, trying to break free yourself from his grip, but he was too strong. Not being able to hold it anymore, you wrap both your legs around his waist and pull him down, letting the tip of his member rub against her wet sex.

Shingen smirks at your reaction. He rubs his tip harder and faster against your clit, feeling your body tense up. This isn’t your first time having taken to his bed yet your body will reacts to his action and he still enjoys watching your body tense up.

As if he had his fun, he roughly, without warning, thrust his hard member into your wet entrance.

“Ahh!” You cry out the moment he thrust his member deep inside you. He finally releases your hands and you wrap them around his next, a hand gripping on his hair. “M-Milord…”

Enjoying your reactions, Shingen began to move, pulling his member in and out of you. With each thrust, his pace fastens, pulling it out enough just for him to slam it back right in. Your grip on his hair tightens and you moan out his name, despite this was the first time he’s ever done it so hard, hard enough that he has to hold you in place.

“Ah! Lord Shingen!” You spoke. “S-shouldn’t you….”

“No.” Shingen groans out, his breathe shallow. “Don’t….”

You decided to say no more. Although you wanted him to slow down a little, your body rejects it. His member continues to thrust deep inside you, hitting your G-spot and spreading pleasure throughout your body. Your mind sooner went blank and the only thing you can hear was the sound of his heavy breathing and the sound of his skin hitting your skin.

He presses onto you, his lips finding their way up and placing them on your breast, sucking on them hard and circling his tongue around your nipples. Your ache your back up, taking in all the pleasure he was giving you at once.

You felt his member tense a little, and you knew that he was about to reach his climax.

“Ah Milord!” You try to push him up. “Not inside…..”

Shingen didn’t answer you, but continue to thrust in more, deeper and faster. The moment both of you were about to reach your climax, you heard a crack under you. But Shingen didn’t stop demanding your body. The more he demands your body, the more of the cracking sound you hear.

“Wait Milord!” You tried to stop him, realizing that the cracking sound under you was the sound of the tatami mat breaking. “You’re going to break the tatami mat!”

Worried, you gather all your strength and switched position with Shingen, rolling over the side a little just before the mat completely snaps in two. Right at that moment he came inside you.

“Lord Shingen!” You look at him. “we broke the mat.”

Shingen laughed. He pulls you off his member, letting his seeds drip out of you soon wrap you in his arms.

“Guess we’‘ll have to fix it tomorrow then.” He laughs and kisses your forehead.

You pout a little, but there was nothing you can do about you. You spend the rest of night in his chamber, sleeping next to a broken tatami mat.

You had a dream… and in that dream all you can remembered was the back of your first loved one. You gave him your love and everything you possibly can, but he left, just like that in a blink of an eye. His love was never free, it was something that you had to earn and because you weren’t something he wanted, you were worthless.

But you found someone better now. and you were happy. You remembered his amber eyes that never left you the moment you stepped into his palace, his long pure red hair that he always ask you to help pull back and the heat of his body that never left your body the first time he claimed you his.

You have fallen head over heels for the lord of the Takeda clan, the tiger of kai, Takeda Shingen. Unlike him, piece by piece Shingen healed you. Piece by piece he collected your broken heart. Piece by piece he filled the hole that was once burnt into your heart and piece by piece he restored your faith. He loved you. He never asked for anything but you by his side. He never walked away from you. He loved you. Piece by piece, he was everything that you ever needed in the world.

But you snap back to reality the moment you heard someone screaming on top of its lungs. Of course that scream belongs to no one other than poor Yukimura.

~~~~~~~~~~

Thank you for taking your time to read XD It’s because I hate going on hiatus and it hurts so much not being able to write. Anyways Sorry that I’m bad at smut `^^` I’m still trying to improve. So sorry I don’t know much Shingen lover out there.

@shingenelena There sis! I got it! Sorry it took hours to write XD

@fureiaa for inspirations XD XD XD

@parawhore212

@kitty-kat-ty (if you don’t mind me )

@chictheatre (thought you might be interested since I love your Shingen Fic 😉😉)
Mind Reader - Dean x reader

Imagine: Dean, your crush, takes a potion to read minds in order to solve the case you’re working on. However, your thoughts are too loud and dirty for him to ignore.

Characters: Dean, Sam and reader.

Warnings: A few dirty thoughts and a bit of fluff, I’m sure you can handle it.

Word count: 2,934

A/N: Yes, I interrupted the Sam spam for this but I couldn’t help myself. I was watching TV with my brothers and I saw this guy who could read minds (on a cartoon) and thought “this one could work” and I couldn’t imagine it with anyone else but Dean. 

Requests are open! 

**The dialogs written in italics are thoughts.

None of you were sure the spell would work, but Dean took it anyways. You were hunting down a vengeful spirit, even had a few guesses on whose bones to burn, but no one in that goddamn town dared to say anything; they covered each other up. Therefore, when Sam suggested that one of them took a mind-reading spell to see if that worked, Dean didn’t thought twice.

“Feel anything?” Sam asked. Dean shook his head.

“It tastes like crap.” Dean complaint.

“Maybe because it does have crap.” You muttered and Dean almost fainted at the thought. Sam chuckled and palmed his brother’s back.

“Easy there, Dean. Don’t throw it up, maybe it ends up working.” Sam said and his brother nodded.

After a few hours of waiting, Dean was positive that the spell hadn’t worked at all. Sam and you groaned and went back to doing research, looking for something else to make the natives speak. Dean walked toward the mini bar at the hotel room and kneeled down to grab a beer, everything was fine until he heard a voice on his head.

Is it bad that I like his ass so much? I mean, just look at it, he fills his jeans perfectly.” It was your voice, “And oh my God, his eyes are so pretty, like how can someone have that colour of green… ugh… You’re wandering again (Y/N). Maybe if he wasn’t that handsome I could focus on the research, poor Sam is doing the whole work again… Fuck Dean Winchester and his fucking perfect ass and eyes and… Oh yes, fuck him, I want to…” Dean blushed fifty shades of red and snapped his head at you. “Oh fuck, he’s looking over. Act normal, (Y/N).” You looked down at you laptop and started reading the text in front of you.

Ugh, they’re doing it again.” Now it was Sam’s voice, “Their eye sex thing is killing me. Next time I’ll get my own room… I’m sick of those two, why don’t they kiss already? They’re both stubborn asses, maybe I should find a way of getting them together.” Dean stood up and drank his beer completely before speaking.

“Um… My head aches, I’m going to sleep early… Er… (Y/N), are you sharing bed with me or with Sam?” The hunter asked, barely looking into your eyes.

YOU, PLEASE, YOU OH MY GOD. I don’t know, Dean. Whatever you guys want. I don’t mind sleeping on the couch especially if you’re by my side… For God’s sake, control yourself (Y/N)!” You replied calmly, although your thoughts were beginning to become dirty.

“Actually, if you don’t mind, I’d rather have you share bed with her maybe the proximity will convince you to stop being an ass and confess your feelings for her” Sam gave Dean his best puppy eyes.

YES! YES! Good job, moose! That’s why you’re the smart one!” Dean furrowed at your thoughts.

“Hey!” He bursted offended and you and Sam gave him a curios look. “Sorry, the spell is playing with my brain… I thought I heard (Y/N) say I… I smell like… Never mind.” Dean stuttered.

If only! You smell like whiskey and leather and… Okay, calm down, breathe. Oh wow, well I was actually thinking that we could search for a truth potion… Like the one in Harry Potter?” You explained.

Liar. Oh yeah, sure… You look for that, I’m off to bed.” Dean excused himself and left. His head ached so much he fell asleep almost instantly, and didn’t wake up until two hours later when you joined him.

Oh my God, he looks so cute when he sleeps. Fuck, you woke him up! Shhh Dean, it’s me. Sorry I woke you, go back to sleep.” Dean nodded and relaxed again, unconsciously pulling an arm around you. “Yeah, I can definitely get used to this… Hell, I would kill to have this daily! Good night, Dean.”

The next morning, Dean woke up first. He was glad to be able to breath without your thoughts smashing inside his brain. He took a quick shower and, by the time he came out, you and Sam were already awake.

Hottie! Morning, Dean.” You said, brushing your hair in front of a mirror close to the bathroom door.

“Morning, sweetheart.” He replied, walking past you to leave a small kiss on your cheek.

OMG Dead, I’m so dead… He can call me sweetheart any time he wants… Although he already does that, but yeah.” You smiled at him like that was the most normal thing to do in the world and kept brushing your hair until it looked like you wanted.

Great, they’re doing it again. You might as well just have kissed her on the lips, jackass! Moring, Dean. Like, you’re so comfortable flirting with girls, why don’t you ask her out already?” Sam said with his usual morning voice.

“Hey, lil bro.” Dean cheered.

You big goofball, I can’t believe I took advice from you! That’s why I never got a decent girlfriend. You suck at girls, did you know that? You’re acting weird, are you okay? Or did you have a wet dream of (Y/N) again? It would be a lot better to do it in real life you know?” Sam inquired, frowning at his brother’s strange behaviour. Dean was smiling like an idiot.

“I’m great, Sam! Except…” Dean leaned closer to his brother, “I don’t like to be called a big goofball, I think asshole describes me better.” Dean whispered, winking his eye at his brother. Sam’s eyes opened widely.

Oh, crap.” Dean chuckled.

“Yeah, that’s exactly what I thought when the spell started working.” Sam started opening his mouth to ask questions, except that Dean could read his mind and answered before Sam could even finish formulating the question. “I got it yesterday… Yes, I heard everything… No, I won’t tell you what I heard… I didn’t hear anything while you two slept, why are you so worried about that? Oh, that’s disgusting, bro.” Before Sam could ask more, you joined them.

“Hey, boys! Is everything okay? Sam looks weird, what’s up with him… Maybe Dean, oh Dean, told him a dirty joke and… dirty…” Both brothers looked at you. Dean had a dirty smirk on his lips while Sam was looking as pale as a ghost.

“The spell worked.” Sam simply said and your mind stopped thinking. Your cheeks blushed red for a split second and you had to shake your head in order to dissimulate.

“Really? Fuck!” You asked, trying to act as normal as possible.

“Really, sweetheart.” Dean replied, dragging the last word seductively. This time, the blush on your cheeks appeared redder, there was no way in hell you could cover it.

Fuck, fuck, fuck… Since when?” You asked, moving your head so that your hair fell and dissimulated your redness.

“Last night.” Dean had a very cheeky smile on his face, which only made it a hundred times worse because you knew very well what you had been thinking about.

I’m screwed, like super screwed. Oh crap; shut up, he can hear us… you… me… whatever, shut up. That’s great! We can now interrogate the locals and finish this case.” Dean chuckled and licked his lips.

“Oh for God’s sake, would you stop? It’s making me uncomfortable. Dean just buckle up and tell her…” Sam rolled his eyes and Dean snapped his head towards his brother.

“Shut up, Sam.” Dean said, “I’m going to get suited up and then we can go back to interrogate.” Dean winked at you and walked over to his duffel bag, grabbing his suit and locking himself in the bathroom. Your mind had been silent until then.

“What the actual fuck, Sam?” You whispered and Sam shrunk his shoulders.

“I don’t know… He won’t tell me what he heard and… I don’t know; just try not to think much until the effect is over.” He advised and you gave him a death glare.

“Oh yeah, sure. I’ll just turn my mind off, no big deal!” You replied sarcastically.

“Just, try to.” Sam insisted and you nodded. Dean came out of the bathroom, with his suit on and his hair fixed in place.

How ho… How excited I am for finishing this case! Really, (Y/N)? Omg shut up!” You thought and Dean laughed, he obviously heard you.

“Ready, Sam? Sweetheart?” Dean asked, again dragging the word on purpose.

“Sure!” Sam and you both said, stiffening and giving Dean a forced smile.


You were now on the car, listening to The Doors play swiftly on the radio.

Don’t you love her ways? Tell me what you say. Don’t you love her madly? Wanna be her daddy?You sang in your head, “Why doesn’t anyone love me like that? Is it because I’m weird? Maybe that’s why I’m such a perverted… If I had had a few more boyfriends in high school… Nah, Dean had a lot of hook ups and girlfriends and he’s still a dirty bastard.”

“I heard that!” Dean spoke and you let your head fall on the edge of the window, hitting your forehead.

Sam had chosen to read during the whole trip, that way his mind would be focused on images, which Dean couldn’t see, instead of thinking.

Yup, Sam is very smart… I wish I had brought a book… Ugh, stop thinking!” You groaned. Dean laugh filled the car. “What are you laughing at?” You asked Dean, leaning over to be closer to him.

“Oh nothing, just you trying to stop your loud mind to stop thinking.” Dean mocked.

“It’s not funny!” You argued in a childish tone.

“Yes it is! We can never get you to stop talking; I can’t imagine how hard it is for you to shut up your own mind.” Dean laughed again.

Do I speak a lot? Is that why nobody likes… SHUT UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, (Y/N)” Dean laughed again. “Stop it, Dean!” You pouted and Dean turned to look at you, his green eyes hypnotizing you for a second.

“I don’t think so… Sweetheart.” You blushed heavily and pressed you back to the seat, looking out to the window in order to let your blush fade. Dean chuckled and focused back on the road.


The interrogations were so easy for Dean, he ended up doing them alone. Sam and you just stood behind him while he and the suspect sat at the metal table to talk.

“So, Mr. Collins, where were you the night the murders took place?” Dean asked in his FBI agent voice.

“I was at home Queen’s crown pub, with Phyllis.” The last suspect was a lot dumber than the first three Dean had interrogated already.

“Right, and what did you order to drink.” Sam smirked, knowing his brother was about to close the case.

“A pint of… wait what? He discovered you, he know you and Phyllis were lovers” Dean leaned back on his chair.

“Sir, we know you and the victim were lovers, also that you too were at the Queen’s crown pub. What I don’t know is who killed Mr. Winston, any ideas?” Dean had his eyebrow lifted, you swore the suspect was about to pee himself.

“I know nothing! Phyllis did I swear! I’m innocent because Phyllis killed his husband! Please let me go!” Dean chuckled.

“Thank you for your time, sir. You’re free to go.” Dean got up and guided the man out of the room, closing the door quickly. “So, Collins and Phyllis are lovers, Phyllis kills his husband and then the dead husband comes back and kills Phyllis; afterwards, he goes to slaughter Jon, Phyllis best friend who also happens to be the one who introduced Collins to Phyllis. Then the ghost attacks Collins but he manages to escape… Now, I calculate we have like three hours before it attacks again.” Dean sounded like the cops on TV, so smart and so hot.

Fuck me. Good, we already know where the husband is, so let’s go. He is so hot while he’s suited up and acting like a real life cop… SHUT THE FUCK UP” The brothers nodded and the three of you walked towards the door, Sam walked out first and Dean kept the door open for you to cross it.

“Before I forget: thanks.” Dean winked and you furrowed your eyebrows. “I never liked being suit up but I guess I do, in fact, look hot.” You blushed instantly and walked out of the door, looking down to the floor not daring to meet those green eyes ever again.


After the easiest salt and burn on Earth, the Winchesters and you came back to the motel to spend the night before driving to the bunker the next morning.

“Um… I’m hungry, I’ll go get something to eat.” Sam said and both Dean and you nodded. “Make your move now or I swear I will tell her when I come back.” Dean pulled his middle finger out for Sam before he left.

“So, you’ve been quiet. Managed to control your mind, already?” Dean asked, walking over to your shared bed, where you were laying playing on your phone.

“Yeah, I guess I found a way of shutting me up.” You chuckled.

“That’s a shame; I really liked hearing all those dirty thoughts about me.” Dean laughed and, once again, your cheeks turned bright red. “You’re pretty when you blush, you know that?” You grabbed a pillow and covered your face with it, your mind started talking again.

Fuck, fuck, fuck did he really just say that?”

“Yes, babe, I really did.”

Babe? Fuck! Shut up, okay shut up, you can do it.”

“Please don’t.” Dean whispered, pulling the pillow away from your red face. He moved your chin forward as he scooted closer.

He’s getting close; omg is he really going to….”

“Yes.” He said and captured your lips with his.

Oh my…” Your mind stopped talking; every thought was shaken and thrown again by Dean’s lips.

You grabbed his shirt between your fists and pulled him even closer. He was literally above you, kissing you like no one else had ever kissed you before. His tongue didn’t let a single inch of your mouth unexplored, and his lips moved in perfect sync with yours. You were in heaven. Suddenly, a terrible idea invaded your mind.

Maybe he just wants a one night thing… Do you really want that? You would never feel the same around him and maybe it’ll screw up everything… Just…” Dean broke the kiss and stared into your just opened eyes.

“Don’t think that, (Y/N). Don’t ever think that, ever again.” His voice sounded somehow sad.

“Dean, I…” You started but he interrupted.

“I’ve had feelings for you from the second I laid eyes on you. Sam has been ranting about how much of an ass I am for not telling you and he even left us alone for me to make a move. You’re not a one night thing, you’re not even a two month thing… I want everything with you.” You shivered at his confession. His eyes were watery and he looked so vulnerable.

“Dean…” You whispered and pulled him closer to kiss him again. This time, the kiss was sweeter, more romantic and it lasted hours. You would only break it to get air and then immediately get back at it.

I will definitely get my own room next time. Although, I’m glad the old man finally got her.” Dean broke the kiss and snapped his head to the door where Sam was standing awkwardly.

“Who are you calling old man, bitch?” Dean asked, acting like he was offended.

“You, jerk.” Sam chuckled and the three of you laughed.

Dean helped you up from bed and led you to the table, where Sam had placed the food he had bought in. You all sat down and had dinner before going to bed. It was the best night ever; you could finally cuddle Dean without worrying if you were being too obvious and the fact that you could now kiss him anytime just took a big frustration of your shoulders.


The next morning, you were packing up our stuff. Dean and you sharing glances from across the room; you were thinking loudly on purpose, trying to tease Dean.

You know, when I pushed you to confess your feelings to her, I was thinking this whole eye fucking thing would stop, but now it’s worse.” Sam complained loudly.

“Shut up, Sam. I’m trying to listen to my girl.” Dean punched his brother’s shoulder and looked back at you. A smile formed on your lips at the sound of him calling you his girl.

You know, when we get to the bunker we should do that thing where…” You started, but suddenly Dean stopped listening. It took him five seconds to notice that the effect of the spell had passed.

“No! No! God, no!” He shouted and you immediately changed your flirty smirk to an embarrassed one, thinking that the thing you suggested was way past Dean’s limits. “I can’t hear you anymore!” Dean pouted and you relaxed. Sam laughed loudly and his brother gave him a death glare.

“Poor thing.” You mocked, “You’ll have to guess what I’m thinking from now on.” You winked and grabbed your bag, walking out of the room sassily.

“Good luck with that, man.” Sam chuckled and he too left the room.

“Son of a bitch…” Dean mouthed.

What a fun ride that was going to be.

anonymous asked:

AHHHHH IM READING LUCKY US AND HOLY POOCAKES OMG ITS SO GOOD IM DYING AND LIVING AT THE SAME TIME THANKS FOR KILLING ME WITH FLUFF AND SADNESS FEELS SCREW YOU BUT NOT IN AN OFFENSIVE WAY IN A HEY YOURE GREAT AT WRITING AND IM BEING DRAGGED THROUGH A PIT OF FEELINGS AND LIKING IT WAY

SAME SHOUTY ASK PERSON Who’s going off caps lock because I swear I’m not insane. Marinette knows. You better not destroy this.

*shoving dynamite under Chapter 28* Who told you I was going to destroy anything? They’re a filthy liar. *douses dynamite pile in gasoline*

anonymous asked:

Do you have any CS fic recs you might please share?

Oh man, I’m bad at fic recs, mostly because I start fics but then I don’t have time to actually finish them, so I can really only give recs based on what I’ve read so far.  I also have a bad habit of reccing incomplete fics which I know some people don’t like, but I’ll definitely rec you some favorites that I’ve read (or at least started but not finished) in the past.

Beyond the Horizon by @alexandralyman: When Princess Emma’s ship is captured by the Jolly Roger and Captain Killian Jones, she offers herself as a hostage for ransom if he will let the ship and the other passengers go. With Emma, Killian remembers the honour he once held dear, and Emma catches glimpses of the gentleman Killian had been. Against all odds, the pirate and the princess begin to fall for each other.
Seriously cannot recommend this one enough.  It’s an amazing Captain Duckling fic.  If you haven’t read this one, then what are you doing with your life??  I mean, I remember when exactly I started reading this fic (fourth period, first semester of my senior year of high school).  That’s how good it is.  Do yourself a favor and read it!!

Separate Lives by @lenfaz: Set after 3x20 “Kansas”. After saving the town one more time, Emma decided to return to New York, leaving her past behind. Three years later, she realizes that might be not have been the best decision.
This is a really great fic that I read quite some time ago.  If you’re into canon divergence then I highly recommend it.  It’s got all the slowburn and angst as canon Captain Swan, and it’s just so damn good.  Seriously love this fic.

The Lost Boys by @niniadepapa: He’s the charming, out of control frontman of one of the most successful bands in the world. She’s a hard-working rising actress. Sometimes it’s hard to find out what’s real and what’s make-believe when fame’s in the game.
This one was one of the first CS fanfics I ever read.  A classic CS fake dating AU, and very, very good.  I’m a total sucker for musician!Killian fics too, so if you like that kind of thing, you’ll love this.

Half of My Heart by @caishakalianah: Captain Swan, College AU. Emma and Neal are high school sweethearts headed straight for the fairy-tale books, taking David and Mary Margaret along with them. Killian Jones has enjoyed the group’s three years in college, but as they enter senior year Emma begins complicating his once-simple life. “…that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.”
This fic kills me!!!  OMG, I love it so much.  I love college AUs, and the characterization of all the characters is fantastic (especially Neal, which I know sounds weird, but god does this fic make you want to punch him!!).  Lots of pining and angst in this fic too, and it’s complete, which is a bonus!!  This is a great fic, and totally underrated IMO.  I really think more people should read it.

We Own Tonight by @totheendoftheworldortime: The King and Queen of Arendelle are dead, lost at sea. Princess Emma of Misthaven wishes to attend her friend Elsa’s coronation. Her parents agree on one condition: she accepts a bodyguard for the duration of her stay in the foreign kingdom. Their choice? Lieutenant Killian Jones, of the Royal Navy.
Really, really great Lieutenant Duckling fic!!  I actually recommended this one to my roommate (who is not in fandom) and it’s one of two CS fanfics I’ve ever recommended to her that she’s actually finished.  She’s very picky about her reading material, so I’m not sure if that tells you anything about how great this fic is, but just know it’s amazing and you should read it :)

These are some of my all time favs.  I tried to cover all my bases and recommend mostly complete fics, so if you haven’t read any of these then give them a go!  If you’ve happened to have read them all though, then let me know and I’ll see if I can rec you some more :)

thatmetanoia  asked:

Entj and Infp best friends maybe? ☺️

I SHIP IT

Infp: so idk I feel ok I guess

Entj: I can tell you need to spill like just vent, you know? I’m not afraid of emotions like omg

Infp: I want to fucking kill everyone and everything is horrible and I hope the earth is scorched while I’m on it (instantly regrets hitting send)

Entj: Good. Your competent and a good person, you can do this.

Infp: *replies 3 months later* thanks btw

Entj: okay now it’s time to let you in on my life plan bro you ready?

Infp: stab me with it

Along For The Ride - Part 1

Soul Eater

Word Count: 1598

SoMa Week 2017

Prompt 1 | Prompt 2 | Prompt 3 | Prompt 4 | Prompt 5 | Prompt 6 | Prompt 7

FFN or AO3


If Maka had to describe it in one word, it would be lavish. She’d always known Soul was well off. Despite his estranged parentage the lump sum deposited into his account in their name made it clear that neither parent was keen on having their son starving while he trained in Death City (whether that was his brother’s doing was still up in the air). To an extent, they were invested in his well being, and this was something beyond well being.

“It’s…” she began slowly, unsure if Soul would appreciate what she had to say.

“Extra? Over the top?”

“I was going to say big,” she said. Big was certainly another would that would be comparable. The Evans’ summer home was like any other home, but on a much grander scale. It was larger, with pale, white walls and large glass windows. It sat perfectly juxtaposed by the greenery and the hint of deep blue water just past the trees.

“Whatever.”

“Come on,” she said, taking his hand and pulling her suitcase towards the glass door at the end of the trail. “Let’s go see them. They were kind enough to invite us here.”

“You call it a kindness,” Soul sniffed, hefting up his own bag and scowling as they moved closer, “but they didn’t just invite us, you know?”

Keep reading

“Some trouble with Scott and Malia”
“They’re all bonded by their experiences together ”

Scott: Lol bro remember that time you tried to get Liam to kill me but you did it yourself anyway?😂 Good times

Theo: YOOO THAT WAS SIICKKK

Malia: OMG remember when I trusted you and you led me into a trap with my mother who tried to kill me as a child and still wanted to kill me?

Theo: GIRRLLL you forgot I shot you, THEN left you for dead

Malia: BROOOO THAT WAS EPIC

Honestly, who said this. 😂