the good kind of dirty

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modern disney aesthetic
↳ aladdin

top gorillaz songs to dance to
  • Feel Good Inc.
  • DARE
  • Rock the House
  • Dirty Harry
  • DoYaThing
  • Superfast Jellyfish
  • Doncamatic
  • 5/4
  • Some Kind of Nature
  • Re-Hash
  • Pirate Jet
  • 19-2000
  • People
  • Hongkongaton
  • Bill Murray
  • Spitting Out The Demons
  • The Swagga (suggested by @softpastelnoodle)
I’ve never liked the whole idea of Produce 101 and what they did now just proves my point. They stopped international voting, and let down Samuel and Jonghyun all because one was a mixed race and the other was kind. I’m never supporting this dirty good for nothing Mnet show and that’s never going to change.
(22) Gladio’s pick-up lines.

Gladio: But, Iggy, seriously: I go dumb when I’m with you.
Ignis: If there’s no scientific explanation to that and it’s just you trying to flirt, I’m not listening to you, Gladiolus.
Gladio: There IS one, you know. Reason is, all the blood in my brain goes down to my coc-
Ignis: NOT IN FRONT OF THEM *slaps him*

anonymous asked:

What kind of porn do you think the boys watch? 👀

i’ve been trying to answer this for so long and i keep overthinking it so idk i’m just gonna bash this shit out

  • taehyung: anything a little weird, and kinky - artsy, beautifully produced non-professional porn, homespun stuff, a lot of choking and slapping and ropes and water and everything all at once, particularly sadism. no matter what headspace he’s in, he’s really into degradation (n yes he’s a switch)
  • yoongi: i don’t think he watches porn that much??? i think he’s more the type to get distracted by what he’s imagining n he’s probably an audio porn kind of guy and it’s the wet, sloppy, moaning background noise that turns him on the most
  • namjoon: stuff that features a v noisy, needy sub being put in their place bc he can identify and just :(( imagine him fingering himself n moaning with his fist pressed up against his mouth and his eyes half shut bc he can barely stand the thought of that being him
  • hoseok: re: taehyung but w/ a heavier emphasis on toys - whips and cuffs and people playing dress-up; exhibitionism - fucking in semi-public places, power play, stuff with a lot of noise and dirty talk (the good, none-cringey kind), masks and collars. 
  • jin: doesn’t watch it often bc there’s not a lot to his taste?? his kinks r really specific - gloves, leather, suits and ties; a very controlled, almost detached dom + an obedient but completely wrecked sub are things he adores and appreciates. physical size contrast; softly spoken commands, pegging, orgasm control, femdoms
  • jimin: rough sex - nothing extreme or even necessarily hardcore (no blood) but the kind of fucking that he likes to imagine leaves bruises n it’s even better if he gets to see the way they’re left. pet play, people on leashes; the sound of them whining and begging, cum play, double penetration (the bigger, the better / the sound and sigh of someone being filled up that way is intoxicating and so startlingly graphic)
  • jeongguk: ^^^^^^ all of the above and i’m not even kidding. he’s inexperienced and painfully shy abt it all and he’s exploring but some of the stuff he tries to watch has his entire body cycling hot and cold and he blushes so easily bc it’s filthy and he can barely understand why he loves it so much
Thoughts on the HTGAWM finale

…..okay, what the fuck.

• One of the first thing that struck me was when after Connor’ confession to being at the house the night of the fire, Laurel told him he should kill himself. Seriously?? That was so out of character! Laurel is grieving, Laurel is feeling miserable, and I will fight anyone who calls her annoying for dealing with such a horrendous loss, but pushing someone to suicide? Laurel Castillo would NEVER do that. Her mother was mentally ill for crying out loud, she knows what it’s like to struggle with depression and she never would have said those words, so already we’re off to a bad start from the writers. (It was also much more gut-wrenching since we knew from the opening scene Connor was actually suicidal.)

• Talking about Connor. I don’t know what to think. He made us all extremely angry over the past few eps with his attitude towards Wes but we’ve always known that to him, being self-destructive and making people hate him is a coping mechanism. It doesn’t excuse what he said, but it explains it and I still think he’s a redeemable character. Also for what happened when he found Wes, he seemed to have done his best and seeing him come clean about it was very poignant. Falahee’s acting was particularly impressive this episode.

• Oliver’s arc keeps on revolving solely around Connor lmao. I loved their dynamic in seasons 1 and 2, but season 3 was messy and they don’t seem to have fixed their issues. It’s sweet how much they care about each other, I was convinced by Oliver’s worry and I smiled at his proposal but it’s mostly thanks to the actors’ chemistry rather than the writing. Connor and Oliver “love” each other yes, but this finale felt like a cheat-way out of actually digging deep into their relationship troubles.

• I stay not caring about Asher. I’m sorry. I don’t like him. I don’t give a shit about Frank either. I was happy when he said “it should have been me, I know” because YES IT SHOULD HAVE

• Michaeala is such an interesting character. Weirdly enough, the whole struggle about the “i love you” didn’t bother me I didn’t think it took away from the gravity of the ep. I never complain about a look into Mic’s psyche. Although I don’t like her relationship with Asher.

• And now onto the real real issue I have with this episode. How they handled the Wes storyline. Fucking awful. That scene towards the end showing Wes crawling to the door and being caught by his murderer, overlapped with Annalise demonizing him and pinning everything on him? I was bawling my eyes out. How could they do him this dirty. He was good. He was kind. He was a gentle mentally ill black man who worked hard and was about to be a father. He deserved better than this. I had harvested the hope he would be revealed to be alive but. No. He wasn’t. He was murdered and he was slandered through his death, by the same woman who claimed to love him as a son. Another weird writing decision. We know Annalise can be ice cold and goal-oriented but would she really drag Wes through the mud after he died?! Even to protect the others? It ripped my heart out.

• I would like to say though that the reval of who killed Wes, it being a hitman employed by Laurel’s father and/or ADA Danver wasn’t the worst choice the writers could have made. I wouldn’t have accepted him being killed by another Keating5. Wes still deserved better though. Oh and Bonnie calling him a murderer was fucking rich lmao, she’s the only cold-blooded assassin of the group, second worst is Asher who literally ran Sinclair over with his car bc she was.. being mean? Wes only killed Sam because Sam was about to kill Rebecca and everyone still blamed him. I want to scream.

• The whole Charles was Wes’ father not Wallace???? What the hell? How old is this kid? Made no sense! Seemed like a plot twist for the sake of a plot twist.

• The baby plotline? Is Laurel going to keep it? I don’t know. I feel nothing. Except that that baby should have grown up with two parents. Also Laurel seems to be heading towards a dark direction judging by how she seemed ready to just shoot Charles Mahoney in the middle of the street?

• I don’t want to watch season 4 after what they did to Wes. But I want to see Dominic and Mr Castillo and ADA Danver rot in hell. Dilemma.


Tell me your thoughts! If you agree/disagree I would love to talk.

friendly reminder that the gold star lesbian trope is biphobic and panphobic. having sexual experiences with men is not bad, and if you have had sex with a man that does not make you a “bad” or “lesser” wlw

also this post includes trans and nonbinary wlw. Terfs can fuck off

A bit of help required (Newt)

Requested by @hogwartsfanfiction03 ‘Imagine where Newt likes the reader (and vice versa) but they don’t know it yet so all the gladers are trying to get them together’

Hope you like it! 
(ALSO imagine that within this imagine you are not the only girl in the glade, and that there is a mix of boys and girls.
Enjoy!
MASTERLIST

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Newts POV

I was working in the gardens with Y/N and the other gardeners, I’m still looking after Y/N as she hasn’t even been in the Glade for a month yet, only a few weeks. She was gorgeous, her Y/C hair fell perfectly, she occasionally had to wipe it back away from her eyes as she worked. She told me she wanted to be a runner, but soon realised that being a runner wasn’t all fun and games and that it was a dangerous risk.

Keep reading

One of my favorite things to imagine is post-Revelations Thom Rainier relearning some of his bad habits. He doesn’t need to keep up the perfectly virtuous and noble grey warden persona any more, and starts to slowly allow himself to be vain, to be lewd, to be proud. He’s changed, of course, he really is a better man – but he’s also realized that you don’t have to be perfect to be good.

Daily Hadith

Bismillah Walhamdulillah Was Salaatu Was Salaam ‘ala Rasulillah

Narrated by Abu Huraira (Radi-Allahu 'anhu):

Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu 'Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, “Anybody who believes
in Allah and the Last Day should not harm his neighbour, and anybody who
believes in Allah and the Last Day should entertain his guest generously
and anybody who believes in Allah and the Last Day should talk what is good
or keep quiet. (i.e. abstain from all kinds of evil and dirty talk).”

Bukhari Vol. 8 : No. 47

anonymous asked:

13 & 14

13:Biggest turn ons
Uhh, i really like legs? Thinner legs with high socks? Also dirty talk(the good kind not the cheesy stuff) also just being honest and kinda goofy? Makes it more comfortable

14:Biggest turn offs
Prob just being rude or ignorant tbh. Also name calling, thats gross to me

SMUTTY ONE SHOT INCOMING

Put Your Lovin’ On Me - COMING January 11, 7:30 a.m. CST

Summary: Bucky needs to forget. He needs someone who can help him erase all the wrongs he’s committed and the monster he thinks he is. You’re just what the doctor ordered.

  • WARNINGS: Smut, Angst, Fluff, nightmares, night terrors, PTSD-like symptoms, choking (not the good kind, but it leads to the good kind?), NSFW gifs ahead, metal arm kink, like a smidgen of dirty talk?

Originally posted by gliceria