the golf wars

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Mabel and Pacifica sitting in a tree~


For real this is my favorite ship, probably tied with Fiddleford/Stan. I love it when the hot gay and the dork gay are gay together

GF Girls text posts: Part 1

Queer Stans: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

Gravity Falls + Onion headlines: Part 1

AToTS text posts: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

DDamD text posts: Part 1

The Stanchurian Candidate text posts: Part 1

The Last Mabelcorn text posts: Part 1

Roadside Attraction text posts: Part 1

Dipper and Mabel VS The Future text posts: Part 1 / Part 2

Weirdmageddon (Part One) text posts: Part 1 / Part 2

Weirdmageddon (Part Two) text posts: Part 1

Weirdmageddon (Part Three) text posts: Part 1

Mabifica text posts: Part 1

Astrology text posts: Part 1

what each Gravity Falls episode is basically about (spoilers duh)

S1

1. Tourist Trapped - gnomes stacked on top of one another try to get some with mabel

2. The Legend of the Gobblewonker - kids ditch uncle to find nessie

3. Headhunters - murder mystery but no one actually died

4. The Hand That Rocks the Mabel - plump southern kid tries to get some with mabel

5. The Inconveniencing - dipper thinks acting literally 2 months older will help him get in wendy’s pants and mabel gets possessed by old people

6. Dipper vs. Manliness - unnecessary gender stereotypes  

7. Double Dipper - dipper tries to get in wendy’s pants by making clones

8. Irrational Treasure - mabel solves a mystery by acting her age

9. The Time Traveler’s Pig - dipper goes back in time to get in wendy’s pants 

10. Fight Fighters - more unnecessary gender stereotypes

11. Little Dipper - mabel is taller than dipper in canada

12. Summerween - everything would have been fine if dipper was the fucking peanut butter

13. Boss Mabel - mabel learns to grow a pair

14. Bottomless Pit - episodes too short to be real so everyone just falls down a hole

15. The Deep End - mabel tries to get in mermando’s pants but he doesn’t wear any

16. Carpet Diem - mabel gets a dick and “the talk” while dipper reads erotica

17. Boyz Crazy - mabel tries to get into 5 boys’ pants but they are all stupid

18. Land Before Swine - stan is a dick to pigs

19. Dreamscapers - inception with a demon dorito 

20. Gideon Rises - children literally almost die because the plump southern kid is extra as fuck

S2

1. Scary-oke - the pines family sings so bad that zombies literally explode

2. Into the Bunker - a shape shifter gets dipper to tell wendy that he wants to get in her pants

3. The Golf War - two 12 year olds are suspiciously good at mini golf

4. Sock Opera - dipper freakiNG GETS POSSESSED BY A FUCKING DEMON AND MABEL DOESNT NOTICE BECAUSE SHE HAS A HARD ON FOR A GUY WHO MAKES OUT WITH HIS HANDS 

5. Soos and the Real Girl - soos wants to fuck a dating sim

6. Little Gift Shop of Horrors - more short not real episodes and stan be creepin

7. Society of the Blind Eye - shit is so fucked that people are ERASING THEIR OWN MINDS

8. Blendin’s Game - mabel and dipper time travel some more because they are nosey as fuck

9. The Love God - mabel causes two angsty teens to fuck

10. Northwest Mansion Mystery - an episode of supernatural with a ghost that turns people into wood

11. Not What He Seams - stan becomes a real person, shit gets real, and mabel single handedly furthers the plot

12. A Tale of Two Stans - forget stan’s old backstory. here’s a new one

13. Dungeons, Dungeons, and more Dungeons - dipper and ford play d&d

14. The Stanchurian Candidate - stan runs for mayor because mabel and dipper have discovered mind control

15. The Last Mabelcorn - a unicorn tells mabel she isn’t pure so mabel  PUNCHES IT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FACE

16. Roadside Attraction - dipper still wants to get in wendy’s pants so stan teaches him how to be a douche

17. Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future - mabel has a mid-life crisis while dipper and ford escape death in the vacuum of space

18. Weirdmageddon Part 1 - A DEMON TAKES OVER THE TOWN. post-apocalyptic wendy is hot

19. Weirdmageddon Part 2 - bill traps mabel in HER OWN MIND???

20. Weirdmageddon Part 3 - OK SERIOUSLY A DEMON TRIES TO KILL TWO CHILDREN AND THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT HIM IS BY TRAPPING HIM IN STANS MIND AND THEN ERASING STANS MEMORIES HOLY FUCK. then they have a birthday party

a montage of some of stan’s “excellent” parenting skills, as requested here by thejournalsaregone.

20 May 2016 || ig || May Study Challenge

Day 20: What’s something you enjoy doing outside of school? Do you ever have any conflict between academics and hobbies?

The only things I have to balance are piano lessons, figure skating training in winter, and tennis court bookings. I only play golf during the summer holidays, and reading, languages, and being in fandoms such as Star Wars look at my cute bb8 omg and Harry Potter can be scheduled to whenever I have time. I also try to incorporate my hobbies into academia, which works very well with languages and reading! :)

Mellow Frames: Bill Talks About Ships

Reactions after watching Golf Wars:

Me: Wow, it’s nice that Pacifica isn’t just a one-dimensional stereotype and she might develop a good friendship with Mabel.

Fallers: Pacifica is so gay for Mabel. 

Reactions after watching Society of the Blind Eye:

Me: Wendy is such a lesbian.

Fallers: Mabel and Wendy are such great gal pals. Mabel needs an older sister type to confide in. 

Also to note: I’m not hating on any ships with this comic. It’s ok to ship anything you want. Even Pinecest…. You sick fucks. 

here’s a montage of the grunkles being bad influences/guardians on the kids, requested here by anonymous!

When I hear “Trump is at 35% approval rating” my first thought is not: “Well, that’s bad for Trump.” It’s “So, 35% of Americans are cult members?!”

Let’s look at this:

-He isn’t going to bring back coal mining jobs.

-He isn’t going to stand up to Wall Street or the Washington elite

-He won’t lock up Hillary

-He can’t come up with a decent healthcare plan

-The wall probably ain’t happening, either

-All he can really do these days is say offensive things about brown people, play golf, threaten nuclear war and annoy Caitlyn Jenner. 

So why are 1/3 of people still so 100% devoted to the guy? Brainwashing? Are they just stubborn?

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Gravity Falls Season 2 (2/2)

a little montage of stan calling mabel sweetie, pumpkin, etc. requested here by angelictactics!