the godfather*

obi-blond-kenobi  asked:

Picture this: a Cinderella AU. But Satine isn't Cinderella -- she's a PRINCESS looking for a groom, and Obi's the dirty, ragged manservant. Dooku and Asajj are stepsiblings, Sidious is the stepfather, and Qui-Gon's the fairy godfather. Anakin and Ahsoka are the mice. Also, I'm going to write this. And I'll let you know when you can read it. :D

Hahaha! (I love how this just kept building on itself until the “…aaaaand I’m totally writing this btw” moment. That seems to be happening in my inbox a LOT these days!)

anonymous asked:

eat me out with ur karamel hating mouth fucking decimate the racists <3

But you don’t ask with respect,
You don’t offer friendship,
You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you tell me to eat you out with my karamel hating mouth