the god of the grove

Finch: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Shaw: What if it bites me and it dies.

Finch: That means you’re poisonous.

Root: What if it bites itself and I die.

Finch: That’s voodoo.

Shaw: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Finch: That’s correlation, not causation.

Root: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Shaw: That’s kinky.

Finch: Oh my god.