the glasses r rlly cute ;u;;;;;

anonymous asked:

Reddie fanfic where Eddie accidentally texts Richie (or Richie to eddie) and they become internet friends and then accidentally meet irl?

doing this as headcanons because i’ll never finish it if i write a proper thing ay
they’re over 18 :v

- eddie’s phone starts going off at like 2am one night and wakes him up

- it’s an unknown number and he almost just ignores it, but he’s curious so he unlocks his phone

-  >‘u awake?? kinda wanna go to that food truck’

- eddie texts back ‘sorry, i think you have the wrong number.

- he rolls over and tries to go back to sleep but then it buzzes again

-  >‘lmaooooo but srsly did u wanna? bev wont come w me

- ‘no seriously, you have the wrong number.

- there’s no response for a while so he closes his eyes but just as he’s about to drift off again it starts going off

-  >‘haha

-  >‘wait fr??

-  >‘but this is stans new number

-  >‘nah ur just messing w me right? stan getting off a good one ;)) anyway, food truck?? y or n

- ‘dude this really isn’t stan lol’

-  >‘prove it’

- he turns on the lamp on his bedside table and takes a selfie with his face half buried in the pillow and sends it

- ‘not stan

-  >’oh shit u were serious

-  >’sorry lmao

-  >’ur rlly cute

-  >’whats ur name?? obviously not stan ahahaha

- eddie is pretty awake now so like,, may as well entertain himself y’know

- ‘how do i know you’re not some old creep though :/

-  >’oof how dare u

-  a picture sends through, a selfie of the dude and he’s got a fuckn,, manbun and glasses and he’s sticking his tongue out and doing the ‘hang loose’ sign with his hand

-  eddie is lowkey shook bc damn

-  >’i’m richie

- ‘eddie

-  >’aw cute :)’

-  >’like eddie spaghetti’

- ‘no’

-  >’so what r u up to??’

- ‘well i was sleeping but not anymore..’

-  >’oh sorry for waking u up’

-  >’u can go back to sleep if u want aha’

-  >’im gonna try and find stans number anyway’

- ‘good luck with that.’

-  >’night eddie spaghetti :) <3′

- ‘goodnight.’

- he wakes up the next morning and there’s a new message that was sent at 3am and it’s a photo of richie and someone else in front of a food truck

-  >’found stan, we got deep fried marsbars :)

- so yeaH anyway they start texting pretty regularly for a couple weeks, usually just richie sending him photos of random things or telling him stories about stuff stan or bev did, and eddie never really has anything very interesting to say because his life is basically work and college, but richie doesn’t mind

- ‘if all you’re gonna do is send me photos you may as well have my snapchat,, it’ll be a lot easier

-  >’haha smooth ;)’

- ‘shut up’

- so now they’re snapchatting all the time and they start up a streak

- eddie barely ever sends selfies, he’s that guy to just cover the camera or take a photo of the ceiling or a chair or something, but when he does send selfies richie screenshots all of them

- he thinks it’s kinda weird but then again he’s screenshotted a lot of richie’s selfies because he gets twenty seven of them a day

- after like three weeks richie asks when they’re gonna meet up

- eddie’s like :V because he’s still lowkey paranoid about it like this guy’s still a sTRANGER

- richie’s really chill about it he doesn’t want to pressure him into doing anything and he’s cool with just texting and stuff ((but he’s lowkey got a massive fucking crush))

- it’s been like a month and a half since they started talking and eddie is at work at the pharmacy and fuckin,,, richie walks in

- eddie freaks out and runs to another aisle and pretends to be stacking shelves for a few minutes but then

- “holy shit”

- richie’s standing there wearing the wORST outfit ever he’s got a bright pink hawaiian shirt over a tank top and neon yellow shorts and probably crocs let’s be honest and he’s like over six foot?? what??

- eddie is kinda in awe tho because somehow he’s pulling it off?

- “eddie?!”

- “h-hey”

- “you’re a lot shorter than i thought you’d be”

- “um- thanks?”

- “when do you get off? work, i mean”

- eddie just gawking and flustered beyond anything

- *voice crack* “in half an hour”

- “cool, i’ll swing back around then ;)”

- how did he say an emoji out loud wtf

- he leaves and eddie fucking trips himself up

- anYWAYS richie comes back after his shift and picks him up and they talk

- it’s kinda awkward at first because eddie’s intimidated af but it gets more comfortable after a bit and soon they’re laughing really hard

- they go to the food truck richie is somewhat obsessed with and get waffle fries

- richie posts a selfie of them on his sc story labelled ‘united at last <3′ and eddie is all heart eyes

this is bad i ran out of ideas bsfjkda but yay